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Took like 4 hours in paint to do this so….<br />
Oedipus married Laius’s widow, Queen Jocasta. So basically he<br />
was fuckin his own mom which was fuckin nasty. He ruled well and they<br />
had four children.Eventually, Oedipus and Jocasta found out what had<br />
hreally happened. Imagine your like jamming your mom and like you have<br />
4 kids then the feds come to your house and say that she wuzz your<br />
mom and you were like ya? So? And they were like, well that’s gross and<br />
illegal. (You must assume that accidentally killing our father and<br />
marrying your mother is a disaster.) Jocasta committed suicide with a<br />
pimento<br />
and Oedipus blinded
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