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245 •APR 2016<br />

AMADA<br />

CRUZ<br />

LOCAL RECORD LABELS • PAUL MOISER • SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKES!


THE ULTIMATE<br />

COLLECTION:<br />

ICONIC BASEBALL CARDS FROM<br />

THE DIAMONDBACKS COLLECTION<br />

Through April 24, 2016<br />

From Wagner to Williams,<br />

Mantle to Mays, the most<br />

iconic heroes and legends of<br />

America’s Pastime have come<br />

to Phoenix Art Museum.<br />

Purchase your tickets at the door<br />

or online at tickets.phxart.org<br />

IN GRATITUDE<br />

The Ultimate Collection: Iconic Baseball Cards from the Diamondbacks Collection<br />

is organized by Phoenix Art Museum. It is made possible through the generosity of<br />

E.G. “Ken” Kendrick and the Arizona Diamondbacks.<br />

IMAGE CREDITS:<br />

Clockwise from top left: Honus Wagner, 1909, American Tobacco Company.<br />

Willie Mays, 1951, Bowman Gum Company. Joe DiMaggio, 1941, Play Ball. Hank<br />

Aaron, 1954, Topps. Mickey Mantle, 1952, Topps. Babe Ruth, 1916, Sporting<br />

News. All images from The Diamondbacks Collection.


CONTENTS<br />

8<br />

12<br />

22<br />

32<br />

34<br />

FEATURES<br />

Cover: Amada Cruz<br />

Photo by: Carrie Evans<br />

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34<br />

AMADA CRUZ<br />

The New Face of Phoenix Art Museum<br />

By Jenna Duncan<br />

LOCAL RECORD LABELS<br />

By Tom Reardon<br />

SUMMER GAMES<br />

Photography: Chadwick Fowler<br />

Styling: Shannon Campbell<br />

SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKES!<br />

Tranqulio<br />

By Mitchell L. Hillman<br />

NOVELIST PAUL MOSIER<br />

Dancing with the Muse<br />

By Demetrius Burns<br />

COLUMNS<br />

7<br />

16<br />

20<br />

30<br />

38<br />

40<br />

BUZZ<br />

Publish or Perish<br />

By Robert Sentinery<br />

ARTS<br />

Damian Gomes<br />

By Jenna Duncan<br />

Randy Barton<br />

By Amy L. Young<br />

The Hive Turns Five<br />

By Amy L. Young<br />

FOOD FETISH<br />

Thai Long-an<br />

By Sloane Burwell<br />

SOUNDS AROUND TOWN<br />

By Mitchell L. Hillman<br />

GIRL ON FARMER<br />

Driving School Is Not Funny<br />

By Celia Beresford<br />

NIGHT GALLERY<br />

Photos by Robert Sentinery<br />

JAVA MAGAZINE<br />

EDITOR & PUBLISHER<br />

Robert Sentinery<br />

ART DIRECTOR<br />

Victor Vasquez<br />

ARTS EDITOR<br />

Amy L. Young<br />

FOOD EDITOR<br />

Sloane Burwell<br />

MUSIC EDITOR<br />

Mitchell L. Hillman<br />

ASSOCIATE EDITOR<br />

Jenna Duncan<br />

CONTRIBUTING WRITERS<br />

Rhett Baruch<br />

Celia Beresford<br />

Demetrius Burns<br />

Tom Reardon<br />

PROOFREADER<br />

Patricia Sanders<br />

CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHERS<br />

Carrie Evans<br />

Chadwick Fowler<br />

Shaunté Glover<br />

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APRIL CONCERTS AT THE<br />

MIM MUSIC THEATER<br />

Vaud and the Villains<br />

Sat., Apr. 9 | 7:30 p.m.<br />

Tickets: $33.50–$38.50<br />

This 19-piece New Orleans–<br />

style orchestra and cabaret is<br />

an exuberant fusion of jazz,<br />

R&B, gospel, and rock and roll.<br />

Monsieur Periné<br />

Wed., Apr. 27 | 7:00 p.m.<br />

Tickets: $35.50–$41.50<br />

Rooted in gypsy-jazz music,<br />

this Colombian group’s fresh<br />

style connects 1930s Paris<br />

with the youthful spirit of<br />

modern Bogota.<br />

Lucy Kaplansky<br />

Sat., Apr. 30 | 7:30 p.m.<br />

Tickets: $28.50–$33.50<br />

Whether singing her own<br />

originals, country classics, or<br />

pop favorites, Lucy Kaplansky<br />

has the ability to make every<br />

song sound fresh.<br />

To purchase tickets or for the full concert series lineup,<br />

call 480.478.6000 or visit MIM.org.<br />

4725 E. Mayo Blvd.<br />

Phoenix, AZ


PUBLISH OR PERISH<br />

By Robert Sentinery<br />

BUZZ<br />

When Harold Jefferson Coolidge penned the phrase “Publish or perish” in 1932,<br />

he was addressing fellow scholars who were honing their careers in academia,<br />

hoping to secure tenure-track positions. I doubt Coolidge could have imagined<br />

the relevance of those words in today’s social media–driven culture, where<br />

individuals become news channels unto themselves. As our feeds clog with an<br />

ever-expanding glut, it is refreshing to step back and embrace some of the old<br />

ways of sharing ideas and creative enterprises.<br />

This might seem self-serving coming from the editor of a (primarily) print<br />

magazine, but there is a growing legion of people who eschew the online frenzy<br />

for something more tactile, sensory and experiential. For example, Phoenix has<br />

seen a recent spike in the number of record labels releasing locally honed music<br />

stamped out on vinyl. Yes, turntables are required, but this is a national trend,<br />

and the factories that still press vinyl records have been running at full capacity.<br />

The four labels that writer Tom Reardon looks at espouse a primarily punk, indie<br />

and D.I.Y. aesthetic, which makes sense, since it’s all about being hands-on (see<br />

“Local Record Labels,” p. 12).<br />

Printed books are another dinosaur medium that won’t go away, and that’s<br />

a good thing for novelist Paul Mosier, who loves to write. He has stacks of<br />

handwritten journals, which are embellished with artistic covers that Mosier<br />

painted himself. It is that kind of creative thinking and honing of his craft that<br />

recently landed him a two-book deal with HarperCollins, one of the big-five<br />

publishing houses in the world.<br />

Paul and his wife, Keri, are longtime creatives who’ve managed to eke out a<br />

living and raise two beautiful girls. Keri has been running her Mer*maid line<br />

of jewelry since the ’90s, and Paul has sold paintings and taken writing gigs<br />

over the years. Troubling news recently shook their cozy Coronado home when<br />

their youngest daughter, Harmony (age seven), was diagnosed with cancer. The<br />

central Phoenix community has rallied around the Mosiers with fundraising<br />

efforts and support, and the good news is that Harmony’s tumor is shrinking (see<br />

“Novelist Paul Mosier,” p. 34).<br />

When the Phoenix Art Museum brought in its new director, Amada Cruz, a little<br />

over a year ago, there was controversy. Some longtime employees were let go<br />

as part of the changing of the guard, and the local media had a feeding frenzy.<br />

Now that the dust has settled, writer Jenna Duncan had the opportunity to sit<br />

down with Cruz. What she found was a warm and open person who brings an<br />

enormous amount of experience, having worked at some of the top museums<br />

around the country. Cruz is devoted to serving not only the public—by making<br />

the museum more open and culturally diverse—but also artists, with whom she<br />

has many close personal friendships and gains much inspiration for her own<br />

work (see “Amada Cruz: The New Face of Phoenix Art Museum,” p. 8).


AMADA<br />

CRUZ<br />

The New Face of Phoenix Art Museum<br />

By Jenna Duncan • Photos Carrie Evans<br />

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“As a director,<br />

you have to<br />

multitask. The<br />

fundamental<br />

thing is to have<br />

a strong vision<br />

of what you think<br />

your institution<br />

should be doing.”<br />

Amada Cruz has lived in many different large cities and worn many hats, career-wise. But the main artery<br />

that runs through her entire curriculum vitae is simple—it’s art. About a year ago, she was named Sybil<br />

Harrington Director of the Phoenix Art Museum (PAM).<br />

Cruz was recruited to PAM from her previous position at Artpace in San Antonio, a large artist residency program<br />

(not to be confused with Artspace, a different program based in North Carolina). Artpace, founded by Texas<br />

philanthropist Linda Pace (lindapacefoundation.org), is 21 years old. The program supports three artists per year:<br />

one local, one national and one from abroad, for specified periods of time. Cruz served at Artpace for two years,<br />

first as a guest curator in 1996 and again after she was asked to return a couple of years later to work full-time.<br />

Prior to working at Artpace, Cruz served as program director at United States Artists in Los Angeles, a nonprofit<br />

organization—supported by the Ford, Rockefeller, Rasmuson and Prudential foundations—that awards<br />

unrestricted grants of $50,000 each to dozens of working artists in the United States each year.<br />

“It was fascinating. I did that for seven years, and I feel like I got this very privileged view of art across many<br />

disciplines,” she says. She served on many panels for these grants and reviewed countless applications.<br />

This helped inform her of what was really going on in the trenches of contemporary visual art. She worked to<br />

balance the list of nominators with experts from many different disciplines. “People who run regional grant<br />

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programs often have a very specific expertise that we could utilize,” she<br />

says. “It was interesting.”<br />

Cruz also served as an executive director at Artadia: The Fund for Art and<br />

Dialogue in New York City. “After I left that job, I realized that I had a much<br />

more interdisciplinary approach in terms of what I consider good art,” she<br />

says. “I should reword that: an appreciation for interdisciplinary practices. For<br />

example: someone who is a dancer who is also a spoken-word artist. I didn’t<br />

realize how much of that hybridity was actually happening in all these artistic<br />

fields. And I gained a much better appreciation for that.”<br />

Working with a myriad of interesting contacts and perusing the Internet for<br />

research, Cruz says she’s constantly assembling new plans and ideas for<br />

PAM. For example, this year the museum will launch more docent-led talks in<br />

Spanish. The entire museum is already in the process of updating its signage<br />

and displays to bilingual.<br />

Cruz keeps her ear to the ground and takes in feedback from sources far<br />

and wide, but she especially enjoys working with artists. “You have casual<br />

conversations with artists that you know,” she says. “It’s nice to have those<br />

resources—those people I can call. I have a lot of artist friends. And when I<br />

started working in the museum world, I worked with many young artists on<br />

projects and commissions. Dialoging with living artists is exciting to me. I don’t<br />

know how Velázquez created Las Meninas, but I know how these living artists<br />

create their works.”<br />

Cruz was born in Havana, Cuba, and emigrated with her family when she was<br />

only nine months old. She received exposure to the arts at an early age because<br />

her family believed that having cultural experiences was important. She grew<br />

up on the East Coast, living in proximity to Boston, Washington D.C. and New<br />

York City. Her parents are both attorneys. She says that in her household there<br />

was an appreciation for many forms of art, from live music to visual arts,<br />

theater and ballet.<br />

Cruz interned at the Guggenheim Museum part-time while she was a student at<br />

New York University. “My very first job was as a lowly intern working on a show<br />

called New American Artists,” she says. “It was during that time I realized that it<br />

would be possible to make a living doing something that I loved.”<br />

“At NYU I had a really important art history professor named Edward Sullivan,”<br />

she says. According to Cruz, Sullivan’s passion led many students toward a very<br />

deep interest in art. He helped her uncover and connect with contemporary<br />

work, as well as the classics. Sullivan’s teaching at NYU sparked Cruz’ interest<br />

in the golden age of Spanish art: Diego Velázquez and Francisco Goya. Her<br />

interest only grew as she entered the art world as a professional.<br />

After graduating from NYU, Cruz traveled in Europe for a year. When she<br />

returned to New York City, she was hired back at the Guggenheim, full-time, as<br />

an assistant to a curator. After her time there, she was hired on by the Lannan<br />

Foundation to help establish a museum in Lake Worth, Florida. At this job she<br />

was “thrown into” the business part of the art world. “I was essentially starting<br />

this funky, private museum,” she says. She had to figure out everything from<br />

mounting art on the walls to filing taxes and hiring staff. This was also where<br />

Cruz met her husband.<br />

The Lannan family eventually asked Cruz to move to Santa Fe to help them open<br />

a space there. But instead, she decided to move to the Hirshhorn Museum<br />

in Washington D.C., where she became curator of exhibitions. Next she went on<br />

to the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago and was part of the team that<br />

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moved the entire collection to its current modern location—the space that it is<br />

well known for. Cruz talks about the connection between Phoenix and Chicago and<br />

how many people move out here from Chi-town. “This seems like a very familiar<br />

crowd to me—I love Midwesterners,” she says.<br />

Cruz recalls a temporary installation that she helped orchestrate, done in the sky<br />

above the Chicago museum, with New York City artist Gary Simmons. It was<br />

a skywriting project where Simmons wanted the pilot to draw stars in the daytime<br />

sky. It took a very long time to locate a pilot who could actually do the job, because<br />

in the late 1990s skywriting was a dying profession.<br />

“We found someone out of Boston who had to fly his little plane out to Chicago,”<br />

Cruz says. “But what we forgot is that Chicago is known as the Windy City for a<br />

reason!” When the wind came up, it smeared the stars across the sky, so they<br />

ended up looking a little more like starfish, she recalls. “It actually became part<br />

of the piece,” she says. The spectacle left an impression on residents of the city,<br />

and for months after, when Cruz gave tours of the museum and she’d mention the<br />

project, people would remember having seen it.<br />

After her time in Chicago, Cruz was hired at the Center for Curatorial Studies<br />

at Bard College in Annandale-on-Hudson, New York, just an hour and a half<br />

outside New York City. Here she led the staff of the center. Most of her work<br />

involved running the exhibitions, but she also had the opportunity to teach<br />

graduate-level curatorial practice.<br />

The era had a breadth of experimentation. Cruz was introduced to Takashi Murakami,<br />

and this was where he had one of his first American exhibitions. Cruz was at Bard<br />

for five years, and the proximity to New York City provided an ample audience for<br />

her work. “It was far enough away that when I’d invite an artist, there was a little<br />

less pressure,” she says. “I think I got more experimentation.”<br />

One of Cruz’ first moves at PAM was to hire a new chief curator, Gilberto<br />

Vicero, from the Des Moines Art Center. He was secured with the monies<br />

from the Selig endowment. Cruz’ initial goal at the museum is increasing<br />

attendance. She also hopes PAM’s website upgrade will be completed by<br />

the end of the year. “As a director, you have to multitask,” she says. “The<br />

fundamental thing is to have a strong vision of what you think your institution<br />

should be doing. My vision is of a really open space, metaphorically speaking, of<br />

course—accessible and welcoming. I manage staff and work with the board and<br />

donors to make it open and accessible to all.”<br />

Her first challenge as new director was to get to know the collections quickly.<br />

PAM has a unique mix of Asian, Southwestern, and Contemporary art, as well<br />

as fashion. It is an enormous and very diverse collection. When asked about<br />

the museum’s tradition of showcasing local artists, she said, “I am happy with<br />

showing art from here. But I want the BEST art.”<br />

Later this year, Cruz will bring the Cuban artist Terasita Fernandez. Fernandez<br />

has shown in Miami and was recently named a MacArthur Award Fellow. Her<br />

installation piece Fata Morgana provided shade over walkways in New York<br />

City last summer. Kehinde Wiley’s show New Republic, which was exhibited at<br />

Brooklyn Art Museum a few years ago, is also coming to PAM this fall.<br />

Later this month, Cruz promises big surprises with Phoenix Rising: The Valley<br />

Collects, opening April 16 and running through May 29. She says this exhibit<br />

will feature many selections of work borrowed from local Valley art collections,<br />

including contemporary works, Asian and Latin American art and much more.<br />

Many of these items have never been shown publicly, Cruz says.<br />

phxart.org<br />

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GILGONGO RECORDS<br />

JAMES FELLA<br />

Gilgongo Records is supremely interesting. Their<br />

diversity of music is one of their greatest strengths,<br />

and founder James Fella has an amazing ear for great<br />

tunes. The label is supports itself financially, and<br />

Fella operates it in the spirit of every great non-profit,<br />

by sinking any proceeds back into the business so he<br />

can continue to put out more and more music.<br />

When did Gilgongo start?<br />

About 11 years ago!<br />

BY TOM REARDON<br />

Phoenix has had an active and often ambitious music scene for at least the last half century.<br />

Fortunately for music fans, there is plenty going on in the Valley of the Sun these days with both live<br />

and recorded music. We are privileged to have a lot of great bands, exciting venues and, seemingly<br />

for the first time in a while, a number of cool record labels that are documenting the scene.<br />

From James Fella’s Tempe-based Gilgongo Records and Rob Locker’s AZPX Records in South<br />

Scottsdale, who have both been at it for over a decade, to Jeremiah Gratza’s President Gator and<br />

the newest kid on the block, Thomas Lopez and his Slope Records—the underground, independent,<br />

punk and noise world is very well covered by these interesting dudes with a penchant for putting<br />

out some of the most listenable music their genres have to offer.<br />

We decided to spend a little time with the folks in charge and see what brought them into the world<br />

of releasing records, which is one of the most expensive and often least lucrative forms of nontraditional<br />

gambling a person can get into.<br />

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How many releases have you had, and what<br />

format do you prefer to work with?<br />

We are currently at about 85 proper catalog releases,<br />

but do occasional releases that are not part of that<br />

“main” discography, if that makes sense—so more<br />

like 115 or so in total. Mostly records, some CDs at<br />

times and occasionally lathe-cut records, as well.<br />

How do you go about selecting the bands you<br />

work with?<br />

I have been fortunate to have artists whom I respect<br />

very much reach out to me with ideas for releases.<br />

Though that’s not to say that I don’t go out on a limb<br />

here and there and try to convince someone to work<br />

with me.


What inspired you to start Gilgongo<br />

I had always wanted to release records. There was<br />

a gigantic punk community in central New Jersey<br />

[where Fella grew up] that was all about DIY, selfexpression,<br />

et cetera. Small labels and even bands<br />

doing their own records was very common, and<br />

the only thing keeping me from doing that at the<br />

time was that I was maybe 13 or 14 and obviously<br />

lacked the resources. So by the time I was 20 and<br />

had regular work, I jumped into releasing records as<br />

quickly as possible.<br />

What does the name of the label mean?<br />

“Gilgongo” is a fictional word but synonymous<br />

for “extinct,” and it comes from Kurt Vonnegut’s<br />

Breakfast of Champions (1973).<br />

What would be your dream release?<br />

In reality, having been privileged enough to release<br />

the most recent John Wiese full length, Deviate<br />

From Balance, was a bit of a dream. I have worked<br />

with him a lot [Gilgongo has done seven releases for<br />

Weise’s project “Sissy Spacek”], but this was the first<br />

time we did a solo release.<br />

What’s coming up for Gilgongo?<br />

We are in a bit of a dull period at the moment<br />

because of how long the turn time is with [vinyl]<br />

pressing plants right now. Here is the plan for the<br />

rest of 2016: Filthy Grin (Vancouver) LP, Mia Loucks’<br />

Sister Honey Demos LP, Soft Shoulder LP.<br />

AZPX RECORDS<br />

ROB LOCKER<br />

AZPX is a labor of love for Rob Locker and an offshoot<br />

of his AZPX Skateboards company, which has issued<br />

somewhere around 10,000 skateboards over the<br />

last 13 years. The label began in 2003 and is very<br />

much rooted in the DIY culture. It requires a level of<br />

commitment from the artists, as well, to both music<br />

and skateboarding, in some form or another.<br />

How many records have you released?<br />

Officially we have 12 published recorded<br />

documents of local AZ music, in various formats.<br />

Our first release being the only re-issue from the<br />

early eighties AZ punk scene. [This release, Junior<br />

Achievement’s Fade to Black CD, remastered with<br />

bonus live tracks, was done while Thomas Lopez<br />

of Slope Records was still a partner in AZPX and<br />

with the aid of Scooter Buell, who founded Malt<br />

Soda Records.]<br />

How do you choose bands to work with?<br />

First and foremost, I’ve got to be a fan of the band.<br />

I am not after a certain sound, look or scene. I am a<br />

fan of (almost) all genres of music and prefer to keep<br />

the bands on my label as diverse as possible, but<br />

with that skateboarder mentality, attitude and DIY<br />

sensibility. Even if you are not a skateboarder, those<br />

are the qualities I look for.<br />

What labels are you a fan of and been inspired by?<br />

Obviously, I am a huge Placebo Records fan. Phoenix<br />

was way different back then. If you lived here, there<br />

was a certain sense of isolation, even if you were in<br />

the middle of the city. To discover that a record label<br />

in my hometown was making incredible music that<br />

the rest of the country was checking out was real<br />

eye-opening. It taught me the DIY ethos.<br />

What is upcoming for AZPX?<br />

We have a full-length Dephinger 12” vinyl release<br />

coming down the tubes. My studio project, the<br />

Ditch Diggers, is about to release a song with guest<br />

vocalist Brian Brannon [from legendary Phoenix punk<br />

band JFA].. Poolside Sacrifice has recorded some songs,<br />

but they are too busy skateboarding to finish up.<br />

Dream release?<br />

I already did my dream release with High Rollers<br />

[AZPX12], a 12” vinyl tribute to the Placebo Records<br />

compilations that had a huge influence on me. The<br />

AZPX Cooperative really pulled together on that one<br />

to make it something I am really proud of. If I could<br />

only get off my ass and market it. Been too busy<br />

skateboarding. Side note: Mike Watt, if you read this,<br />

get a hold of me.<br />

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PRESIDENT GATOR RECORDS<br />

JEREMIAH GRATZA<br />

In 2012, Jeremiah Gratza decided to start President Gator as a way to showcase<br />

the best and brightest Arizona has to offer the music world. President Gator<br />

considers itself to be a boutique label, specializing in limited-edition vinyl records.<br />

What inspired you to start President Gator?<br />

When I started the record label, there were a lot of bands that I really liked and<br />

wanted to help out, more than just putting them on shows. So I decided to put my<br />

money where my mouth was and put out two split 7”s for Bogan Via/Miniature<br />

Tigers and Gospel Claws/ROAR.<br />

What made you decide to go all vinyl?<br />

I guess my love for the medium. I love the way they sound, and that they can come<br />

in different shapes and sizes.<br />

put out great cutting-edge music. I also love how they have grown, yet remain<br />

independent since the ’70s!<br />

How do you go about selecting bands to release material from?<br />

It’s 100% based on what I like.<br />

What would be your dream release?<br />

I would love to reissue any of the Jimmy Eat World releases from Wooden Blue<br />

Records (One, Two, Three, Four 7”, Jimmy Eat World or Christie Front Drive/Jimmy<br />

Eat World split 7”). Not only because they are one of my favorite bands, but<br />

because Wooden Blue Records is a real inspiration for President Gator.<br />

What do you have coming up?<br />

I just released a 10” EP for Celebration Guns and have a 12” LP for Snake! Snake!<br />

Snakes! coming out in April.<br />

Are there any labels that you have modeled yourself after for any<br />

particular reason?<br />

I guess I really like Beggars Group. They are the parent company to 4AD,<br />

Matador, Rough Trade, XL and Young Turks. I think they are really innovative and<br />

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SLOPE RECORDS<br />

THOMAS LOPEZ<br />

Thomas Lopez loves punk rock music, and like his label-running peers, he’s<br />

channeling his energy and money into documenting the rich Phoenix music scene<br />

(as well as Tucson and a growing list of national bands) in a way that both casual<br />

fans and avid collectors will love. The quality of his packaging is top notch. As the<br />

label matures, Lopez will join his peers Fella, Locker and Gratza to help make our<br />

spot on the international music map that much larger.<br />

How did Slope Records come about?<br />

I’ve always wanted to start my own record label, since I was a young kid growing<br />

up in the Phoenix punk scene trading tapes, and now is my time.<br />

How many releases have you had so far?<br />

Currently I have eight releases in stock and 12 in production, many of which are<br />

about to be released.<br />

Tell us about some of the upcoming releases.<br />

The eXterminators go into the studio in April to record a full-length of their original<br />

songs from 40 years ago with lineup Dan Clark (Victory Acres/The Feederz),<br />

Doug Clark (Mighty Sphincter), Don Bolles (The Germs) and Cris Kirkwood (Meat<br />

Puppets), Feederz Live at the Star System (1980) full-length LP. The Christian Family,<br />

a killer Phoenix duo of garage, is getting a four-song, 7” EP.<br />

What labels do you look at and go, “I would like to be like them?”<br />

Placebo Records from right here in Phoenix had the most influence on me. The first<br />

compilation, Amuck, still holds up and makes more sense to me now than it did<br />

when it was released.<br />

Dream release?<br />

A re-issue of the classic Placebo Records compilations Amuck and This Is Phoenix<br />

Not the Circle Jerks, as well as re-releasing the infamous Jesus 7” by the Feederz.<br />

How do you choose bands to work with?<br />

I like to mix a little of the past from Arizona (and other states), and offer current<br />

bands too. But I purposely choose bands that are different from each other to keep<br />

the label interesting. And of course I have to like the music or the artist, as well.<br />

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ARTS<br />

DAMIAN GOMES<br />

Vacancy at Treeo<br />

By Jenna Duncan<br />

When embarking on the pursuit of a life’s passion,<br />

such as fine art, young people often turn to the<br />

masters and perform small feats of imitation, which<br />

may take many forms. It may be in technique or subject<br />

matter. It may also be in style, process or attitude.<br />

For Damian Gomes (pronounced like gnomes, and not<br />

like Gomez, as one might assume), approaching the<br />

canvas and borrowing from the masters might be part<br />

of the process, but it seems much of his attraction to<br />

painting comes from mastering oil as a medium, and<br />

not simply pumping out product. “I tried acrylic, but<br />

just couldn’t get the results I was looking for,” Gomes<br />

says about his new works in oil, now on view at<br />

Treeo Gallery on 6th Street near Roosevelt.<br />

Though he’s been embracing sketching and drawing<br />

for years, Gomes is new to painting, he says.<br />

He worked for almost a decade as a hair stylist,<br />

migrating around different Phoenix salons including<br />

Swank and R Salon. “I worked at Snapdragon for<br />

six years. I just quit doing hair a few months ago,”<br />

he says. There is something about painting that just<br />

drew him in. He moved to a bigger space and made<br />

his former home into a studio. His works range from<br />

moderate portrait-sized (around 24” by 36”) to larger<br />

works on canvas often exceeding six feet per side.<br />

He says that while part of his process is learning<br />

the best technique for moving colors around his<br />

canvas, part of the process is to develop a palette,<br />

too. Current works are rich in earth tones, mostly<br />

figurative in nature, and sometimes evocative of,<br />

yes, many of the masters in oil, abstract and classic<br />

(Francis Bacon and Fritz Scholder come to mind).<br />

One large, smudged oil image (“Bully”) resembles<br />

a fierce, aggressive, one-horned bull. A romantic<br />

soft-focus pink nude evokes the sentimental feelings<br />

of Valentine’s Day. Another figure sits at rest with a<br />

beer can.<br />

Gomes says he works with a product called oil bar,<br />

smudging thick black marks like coal across some<br />

images and smooth, creamy whites across others.<br />

The process can be messy, he says, and it takes time<br />

to tidy up before a studio visit. “Half the time I’m just<br />

painting with my fingers and these crazy brushes I<br />

buy at Home Depot,” he says.<br />

Styling hair is a very kinesthetic exercise, and certain<br />

similarities between Gomes’ previous work and his<br />

painting are notable. Hair styling keeps the stylist<br />

on his feet for hours at a time, and a transition to<br />

painting isn’t too strange in that regard. Painters,<br />

especially those who work large scale, often have<br />

to strain and stretch, or sit in one pose for hours.<br />

Both jobs can be taxing on the body over time. And<br />

Gomes says he’s always had ideas come to him when<br />

he’s working with his hands, whether his hands are<br />

immersed in water and shampoo or turpentine and<br />

oil paint.<br />

Damian Gomes: Vacancy<br />

Through April 11<br />

Treeo<br />

906 N. 6th St., Phoenix<br />

www.treeohouse.com<br />

Facebook (Damian Gomes)<br />

Instagram (@damian_gomes).<br />

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RANDY BARTON<br />

Ptnd Dzrt Project<br />

By Amy L. Young<br />

Navajo artist Randy Barton, raised in Winslow,<br />

Arizona, is a man on the move. His inherent need<br />

to travel is something that mixes with his pervasive<br />

desire to create art in various forms. Though his<br />

journey has had him living in cities like Phoenix, Las<br />

Vegas and San Francisco, he has found his way back<br />

to Winslow, where he has opened up the Pntd Dzrt<br />

Art Boutique, and most importantly can be near his<br />

teenage daughters and other family members.<br />

Painting is a sizeable portion of how Barton spends<br />

his artistic time. His abstract works, sometimes featuring<br />

a palette related to the desert and other times<br />

richer and less earthy-hued, are infused with Native<br />

American symbolism that is meaningful to him. His<br />

big brush strokes come from growing up as a graffiti<br />

artist, and that sensibility of working with spray cans<br />

is a part of his art and always will be.<br />

Before hitting the road, Barton went to graphic<br />

design school in Tempe and honed his skills for a<br />

career in commercial work. After school, he went<br />

to San Francisco for a few years, but says he later<br />

“went back to Phoenix because it’s where I came up<br />

in the arts.” He opened a few studios in the downtown<br />

area, trying different locations.<br />

The need to wander hit him after a year or so and he<br />

went to Las Vegas to open another studio, but found<br />

that the town wouldn’t be his ultimate destination.<br />

He headed back up to San Francisco and felt like, at<br />

that point in 2014, things really started falling into<br />

place.<br />

“I was going to Miami to DJ at a friend’s art show<br />

during the annual Art Basel event,” said Barton. “I<br />

let the people at ArtBattles.com know this, because<br />

they’d previously been wanting to bring me to NYC<br />

to do something. They asked if I wanted to battle. I<br />

did, and I ended up winning the live-battle competition.<br />

The word got around about that and led to more<br />

opportunities.”<br />

One of those opportunities was a commission from<br />

the owner of Albuquerque’s Eldorado Hotel to create<br />

80 paintings for the venue. This was a result of<br />

Barton receiving a fellowship from the Southwestern<br />

Association for Indian Artists to create an artist’s<br />

guestroom at Nativo Lodge. During this same time<br />

period, he also won a first-place ribbon at the Santa<br />

Fe Indian Market.<br />

Barton is happy to be surrounded by family and to<br />

have a solid base in Winslow. He’s right across from<br />

the famed La Posada hotel and says his Pntd Dzrt<br />

Art Boutique sees a nice mix of out-of-towners and<br />

locals. The retail portion of the place features fine art<br />

and clothing based on his designs, as well as wearable<br />

art made by other artists whose work he likes.<br />

“Pntd Dzrt is a good place to see the whole picture<br />

of what I do,” Barton said. “My paintings, my work<br />

space, the store, the place I create beats, my entire<br />

aesthetic—it’s all here.”<br />

The busy artist is part of the Medicine Paint live art<br />

crew, and in addition to some out-of-town events<br />

they are planning, he’s hoping to have a crew event in<br />

late May in Winslow. Next up, though, is a solo show<br />

at a new gallery in Taos, New Mexico, in mid-April.<br />

www.pntddzrt.com<br />

www.randylbarton.com<br />

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THE HIVE TURNS FIVE<br />

By Amy L. Young<br />

The Five + 50 art exhibition, currently running at the<br />

Hive Gallery through April 18, celebrates the venue’s<br />

five-year anniversary. The “5” is for the number of<br />

years the gallery has been in existence, and the “50”<br />

is for the number of artists in the show. Actually,<br />

it’s 54, but those extra additions just add to the<br />

interesting mix of artwork available to peruse and<br />

purchase. Each artist was given a 20” x 20” wood<br />

panel to do with whatever they liked. From painting<br />

to photography and more, the results range from fun<br />

to powerful to exciting. Some of the participants<br />

include Lalo Cota, Ashley Macias, Colton Brock,<br />

Sierra Joy, Bobby Castaneda, Steve Weiss and<br />

Thomas “Breeze” Marcus.<br />

Located on 16th Street near Oak, this neighborhood<br />

gem is more than just an art gallery. The Hive<br />

operates true to its definition—it’s a shelter for<br />

buzzing bees. The bees, in this case, are the tenants<br />

who utilize the spaces within the complex. Currently,<br />

the place is fully loaded with occupants. There’s The<br />

Bee’s Knees vintage retail store, Demi Coffee, artist<br />

Jacob Meders’ Warbird Press printmaking studio,<br />

photographer Montye Fuse’s studio and gallery, and<br />

Sophie McCurley’s space, which will offer workshops.<br />

There’s also a trailer that is rentable via Airbnb and a<br />

garden area where you can pick up some greenery to<br />

beautify your personal surroundings.<br />

The Hive is owned and operated by Julia Fournier and<br />

Steve Helffrich, who have their own studio spaces, as<br />

well. Julia is a retired schoolteacher, and she’s also<br />

a writer, working on a book of true-life stories about<br />

raising the twin sons that she and Steve adopted.<br />

Steve is an architect and a fine art painter, who,<br />

Fournier says, “always wanted to buy a building that<br />

he could use for his own work but to also include a<br />

gallery and resale boutique.” He found this building<br />

through a client, and the rest is history.<br />

Though Fournier and Helffrich are currently changing<br />

the nature of their relationship, ending a decadeslong<br />

marriage, they are both committed to a lifelong<br />

friendship, co-parenting and continuing to grow and<br />

develop The Hive, which is undeniably a labor of love<br />

for them both.<br />

Fournier and Helffrich are gentle souls who love<br />

community and are excited to have a place to foster<br />

that spirit. Each exudes a complete authenticity in<br />

their shared passion regarding the venue as they<br />

discuss its history and future. “I always wanted<br />

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a space where micro businesses could develop<br />

and grow,” said Helffrich. “We want patrons to<br />

be exposed to things that they might not normally<br />

see, and to be able to do so in a warm and calm<br />

environment.”<br />

The serenity one feels upon venturing through The<br />

Hive and its different areas feels like a natural<br />

extension of the owners’ intentions. Julia, who is<br />

more of a mother hen than a queen bee, is often<br />

found in The Bee’s Knees, her curated retail spot,<br />

which carries a moderate but highly covetable<br />

selection of clothes, art and accessories. It also<br />

offers items on consignment by local creators. This<br />

retail space is a little reminiscent of Julia herself—<br />

quiet and a bit mysterious. That air of mystery is<br />

hardly contrived but more of a quiet sensibility that<br />

allows relationships to flow organically. She was<br />

excited about the store and started collecting items<br />

for resale while she was still wrapping up her lengthy<br />

career as an educator.<br />

Though owning a building like this comes with<br />

an endless set of tasks, the two have fallen into<br />

some natural grooves, each handling things they<br />

are particularly suited for. Julia has discovered a<br />

fondness for booking the art shows; Steve handles<br />

the installation side. At the end of the day, they’re<br />

both equally excited by, and proud of, what’s hanging<br />

on those walls. They have a really deep fondness<br />

for emerging artists, and just as they enjoy helping<br />

micro-businesses grow, they like to give new,<br />

upcoming artists opportunities to exhibit their work.<br />

Art isn’t the only programming at The Hive Gallery.<br />

Art exhibitions often include DJs, and the venue has<br />

also hosted live music performances and film events.<br />

The upcoming year will see more of that type of<br />

entertainment, as well as some new offerings. Both<br />

Julia and Steve like the idea of having interesting<br />

events that bring in new audiences. With that said,<br />

The Hive is “still a bit of a secret space” that many<br />

people are still discovering.<br />

Julia described how she recently stood in the gallery<br />

and took a panoramic photograph of the exhibition,<br />

and said that looking at it gave her “360 degrees of<br />

happiness.” As the pair continues to pour a mixture<br />

of zest and hard work into fortifying The Hive, let’s<br />

look forward to what the next five years will bring.<br />

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Thai Long-an, Dine Long Time<br />

By Sloane Burwell<br />

According to a well-known restaurant superstition, some locations are cursed. I’ve<br />

never believed it, but there is a tiny house-turned-restaurant spot that has been<br />

several pizza joints (some good, some bad) since I moved into the neighborhood.<br />

When America’s Taco Shop took over, I was certain the spell would be broken.<br />

And when it closed, given their great reputation and food, I began to wonder if<br />

there might be some merit to the thought that certain locations just aren’t meant<br />

to be restaurants. I’m hoping this latest incarnation can forever fix what may have<br />

marred this tiny, well-placed spot in the past.<br />

Thai Long-an manages to pack in 10 slightly undersized four-top tables and a<br />

hostess station. You’ll notice how small the tables truly are once your meal and<br />

its many components appear. But you’ll hardly mind once you begin to dig in. The<br />

small tables are almost a plus, since it’s easier to sneak a nosh of your dining<br />

companion’s food.<br />

Thai Long-an has all the usual suspects, like a stellar Thai Iced Tea ($3). Theirs<br />

is a textbook version, minus the slightly bitter taste that comes from concentrate<br />

(discovering the mix at Lee Lee’s grocery finally explained that bitterness). Plus<br />

there’s a wider range of imported beers here than I would have thought. You’ll<br />

need the Singha ($4.95) to wash down the impending fiery heat.<br />

Thankfully, most of the appetizers ease you in. The Thai Toast ($8.95) is excellent.<br />

Their version comes coated in panko breadcrumbs and loaded with ground pork<br />

instead of shrimp. These tasty winners manage to be crispy and still melt in your<br />

mouth. The Egg Rolls ($5.95) are standard fare—well made and tasty, but not<br />

nearly as stellar as the Crab Rangoons ($7.95), which are head and shoulders<br />

above others. I’m not sure how they accomplish this, since there are only three<br />

ingredients in play (cream cheese, imitation crab and the wrappers). Whatever<br />

magic makes this happen is worth the price. Same with the excellent, slightly<br />

kicky peanut sauce that comes alongside.<br />

Perhaps the best indicator of the impending inferno comes in the tiny side of<br />

ubiquitous cucumber slaw. This version has sliced chili on top. Note to self: when<br />

the cooling accouterment comes spiced, the kitchen is telling you where their<br />

heart lies.<br />

I like heat, don’t get me wrong. I’m a confident 3, on most scales of 1 to 5. Even at<br />

Thai E-San, the home of mega hotness, I’m a solid 3. It’s the kind of heat that you<br />

feel, but doesn’t leave you gasping for air. I’ll be frank—several of the 3s here left<br />

me gasping. And given that this was true on multiple visits, I’m smart enough to<br />

keep my beer close, and my squirt bottle of slightly sweet “sweet and sour” house<br />

sauce on the ready to beat back any raging fires.<br />

On Tom-Kha ($10.95 with chicken) usually you expect the coconut broth to mediate<br />

some of the spice factor. Not a chance here. Loads of tender chicken, mushroom,<br />

lemongrass and galangal come in the familiar silver cooking ring, heated by<br />

Sterno. You’ll notice the bright red color right away, and interestingly enough the<br />

soup gets hotter the more you eat. “I can’t stop!” said my friend. I wasn’t sure if<br />

he meant he couldn’t stop because it was so fl avorful or because it was so hot, like<br />

“I can’t stop my lips from peeling.” Honestly, I barely heard him because I was too<br />

busy slurping from my bowl and then sipping beer to stem the burn.<br />

Lest you think that 3 is merely the point where heat begins, the Pad Thai ($10.95),<br />

at a 2, was still shooting sparks. My heat-seeking dinner date proudly<br />

proclaimed this one of the best Pad Thai’s he’s had in town. Realistically,<br />

consider ordering a number down. Maybe it’s just me, but there’s a point at<br />

which the flavor is a second to the ferocious fire in my mouth. I love the heat. I<br />

just need to be able to eat it.<br />

Our adorable server indicated that the Roast Duck with Red Curry ($13.95) was<br />

their most popular dish, and I understand why. An impressive amount of duck is<br />

simmered into a dizzying array of herbs, chili, tender veggies, and a handful of<br />

sliced pineapple to create a slightly sweet symphony of savory goodness. Spooned<br />

over rice, it’s nearly magical.<br />

Salad fans will happily enjoy the Papaya Salad ($10.95). I picked Bangkok style<br />

with shrimp, peanut and Thai long bean, and received a rather large plate of<br />

shredded green papaya, carrots, a smattering of long bean—and a giant pile of<br />

red chili. The perfectly cooked shrimp were in the nearly impossible to achieve<br />

c-shape, and ground peanuts provided texture and crunch. However, at a 3, this<br />

salad was too hot for me. I lasted three bites before it was too much. I took it<br />

home, and overnight it got even hotter. My remedy to the caustic hotness was to<br />

shred even more cabbage into the mix and remove all the chili. I still managed<br />

three bites at a time before I had to take a break. I’ll be honest here: it’s been a<br />

long time since a 3 brought me to my culinary knees. And this salad did. I’d order it<br />

again, at a 1.5 or, if I feel lucky, a 2. If it weren’t so yummy, I would have given up<br />

and tossed the remnants in the bin.<br />

One caution: If you visit, note that the chicken satay ($9.95) is missing some of<br />

Thai Long-an’s usual magic, with rail-thin slices of anemic chicken stretched onto<br />

skewers. I’d skip these until something in the preparation changes.<br />

I’m still not convinced that the restaurant location superstition is rooted in any<br />

kind of reality. The restaurant biz is a risky game, and over 50% fail in the first six<br />

months. Not very lucky, right? I also know that garlic is supposed to keep away<br />

vampires. And maybe for this location, spicy chili is the key to driving away bad<br />

luck. I hope it’s true; Thai Long-an is a compelling place with a lot of tasty things<br />

going for it.<br />

4447 N. 7th Ave., Phoenix<br />

Thailong-an.com<br />

Monday – Thursday, 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.<br />

Friday & Saturday, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.<br />

Sunday, 11:30 a.m. to 9 p.m.<br />

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Games<br />

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Photographer: Chadwick Fowler<br />

Wardrobe Stylist: Shannon Campbell<br />

Hair & Makeup: Pearl Espinoza, Make Up Forever<br />

Assistant: Sean Beatty<br />

Models: Bailee, Falon and Houston, Ford RBA<br />

Clothing and Accessories: Sexpot, Mia Marcelle, Cremieux, Barbara<br />

Gerwitt, Sibi, Ralph Lauren, Adora, Vivi<br />

Location: Courtesy of Candelaria Design<br />

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Snake!<br />

Snake!<br />

Tranquilo<br />

By Mitchell L. Hillman<br />

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If you asked in the spring of 2012 who the next<br />

breakout band from Phoenix would be, I would<br />

most assuredly have said Snake! Snake! Snakes!<br />

At that point, they were riding high on their<br />

debut self-titled EP from 2010, had just released<br />

two new singles (“Thieves” and “Outsider”),<br />

and their music was grabbing serious attention<br />

from Paste and CMJ, as they headed to SXSW.<br />

Not only that, but ALL of their songs were being<br />

used for licensing and placements in campaigns<br />

for Sephora, Tommy Hilfiger and Tabasco<br />

and in movies and TV shows like Spectacular<br />

Now and Vampire Diaries.<br />

Their sound was fast-paced, catchy indie rock<br />

with synths and reverb vocals that matched the<br />

zeitgeist of the time. Then, due to circumstances<br />

beyond the band’s control, a lineup change<br />

happened, along with a change in sound. Ditching<br />

the keyboard and adding an additional guitar<br />

(specifically the guitar work of Dan Tripp), Snakes!<br />

reemerged louder, more vicious and more punk. It<br />

was fantastic, but many die-hard fans of their old<br />

sound were disenfranchised. The new live sound<br />

played out like psychotic surf rock, and I wanted<br />

studio recordings of this new direction.<br />

I’m not sure if I’ve ever waited so long for a fulllength<br />

debut from any band. There were starts and<br />

stops, it was suggested that a cassette would be<br />

released of the demos or another EP might emerge<br />

as years passed, but nothing was released. Five<br />

and a half years after their original EP, Tranquilo<br />

has finally arrived, and it is everything I could have<br />

hoped for. If this doesn’t bring their old fans back,<br />

it doesn’t matter, because this should garner a<br />

whole new legion of followers.<br />

Snake! Snake! Snakes! is Jonathan Messenger<br />

(vocals, guitar), Chris Sanchez (bass), David Cooper<br />

(drums) and Dan Tripp (guitar), and together they<br />

have reinvented the band with a vitality that is<br />

nothing short of a sonic revelation. As with the<br />

EP, this album is masterfully produced by Bob<br />

Hoag at Flying Blanket, which seemed impossible<br />

a year ago due to unresolved conflicts from their<br />

2010 sessions. Upon listening, I could not be more<br />

grateful that all differences were put aside and the<br />

album will be released with the right lineup, sound<br />

and producer.<br />

Tranquilo begins with a blast of feedback and a<br />

guitar line with pounding drums reminiscent of The<br />

Velvet Underground’s “I’m Waiting for the Man,”<br />

but when Messenger sings it comes out more<br />

like Jason Spaceman (Spacemen 3, Spiritualized).<br />

“Mantra” has long been one of my favorites from<br />

their live set, and this recording does it total<br />

justice, whether it’s the nervous feeling of the<br />

music or the frantic guitar rave-ups throughout.<br />

I was at first shocked by its lead placement, but<br />

it makes perfect sense in the way it captures<br />

your ear and holds your attention. “In My Head”<br />

has been a live staple for Snakes! for years, and it<br />

sounds better than ever here. It has a classic Phil<br />

Spector drum sound behind the wash of feedbackdriven<br />

guitars, and at under two minutes, it may be<br />

quick but it is sublime.<br />

Oddly, it wasn’t until about the tenth listen that I<br />

realized “O Death” is a surf-drenched pop song,<br />

with garage trimmings. It reminds me of another<br />

of Hoag’s favorite bands, Gospel Claws, in its<br />

arrangement and the way that Messenger almost<br />

croons the vocals. By the third track, the album<br />

sounds like a dream live set, except you don’t<br />

have the distraction of a couple in conversation<br />

behind you. “War” makes it clear that they have<br />

no intention of relenting the pace, and it has some<br />

furious skin-pounding drums courtesy of Cooper,<br />

while the guitars rage throughout. It comes across<br />

a bit reminiscent of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club<br />

at their grittiest.<br />

“Travelin’” is another pop song in garage-rock<br />

clothing, which the recording makes far more clear<br />

than the live performance. These arrangements<br />

completely vindicate the band’s sonic detour<br />

three years ago, and justify the vision of Jonathan<br />

Messenger without a doubt. This song has some<br />

of his finest vocals. Without the monstrous guitars<br />

and the feedback, this could have been a hit in<br />

1965. “Washed Out” starts out like a traditional<br />

indie rock song, but it sure doesn’t stay there<br />

long. The guitars crunch with a neurotic timing,<br />

while the solo returns to surf roots. It has as much<br />

influence from The Velvets as it does from The<br />

Stooges, and it’s a perfect finish for the first half<br />

of the album.<br />

Many of our beloved local bands have a touch<br />

of cannibalism, lyrically speaking, whether it’s<br />

Lawnchair who wants to eat your legs or The<br />

Rolling Blackouts who want to eat your brains. In<br />

this case Snake! Snake! Snakes! simply “Want<br />

Your Blood.” This has been one of my live favorites<br />

since they restructured. Surprisingly, it’s one of the<br />

more subdued numbers here. “Sentimental Life”<br />

gets to the heart of the wild proto-punk sound<br />

that Tranquilo offers from the beginning to the<br />

end, once more blending Lou Reed phrasing with<br />

an Iggy Pop lilt. It may only be two minutes long,<br />

but it’s one of the most engaging songs—perfect<br />

proto-punk with fuzzed-out, flailing guitar and<br />

surprising, uplifting “woo hoo hoo” backing vocals.<br />

While the second half of the album might seem<br />

to have slowed only slightly, “Dead N Dumb”<br />

eviscerates that idea, channeling the Snakes!<br />

inner Raw Power or Fun House. Clocking in at<br />

less than two minutes, it’s like a shot of adrenalin<br />

straight to your eardrums. Good things come in<br />

small packages, they say, and this is one of the<br />

album’s finest moments. It was the teaser song<br />

released late last year, and it seemed pretty wild<br />

at the time, but in the context of the album it’s<br />

even more raucous than it first seemed. “I Know<br />

You Best” is certainly a sentimental slow burner,<br />

but it is hypnotic in its delivery, especially the<br />

overriding guitar that grabs your ears with claws.<br />

“Wasted Time” might the finest song on the<br />

album. There is a spiritual depth that is inspiring,<br />

and it just hangs in your head after every listen.<br />

After over a dozen rotations of the album, this<br />

is THE song that my mind comes back to again<br />

and again. Maybe it’s the changes in tempo,<br />

the pounding surf drums, Tripp’s guitar licks or<br />

Sanchez’ killer bass. Whatever it is, this song is<br />

just pure gold no matter how many spins I give<br />

it. The album concludes with the near ballad<br />

“Hangin’ on a Wall,” which almost serves as a<br />

coda to the entire affair. It’s the comedown from the<br />

pure adrenalin rush of the preceding 33 minutes. I<br />

wasn’t sure at first about it being the closer but,<br />

honestly, it wouldn’t fit anywhere else for pacing<br />

or perfection’s sake. It is just a perfect fuzzed-out<br />

shoegazer making its way into the album’s brilliant<br />

sunset.<br />

The old adage is that “good things come to those<br />

who wait.” Well, after over five years, this album<br />

is our plentiful reward. It plays out as my favorite<br />

set list for a Snakes! show committed to record<br />

with fantastic arrangements and performances. I<br />

truly hope that we don’t have to wait until 2021<br />

for the next installment, but if that’s the case, I<br />

somehow suspect it will be every bit as good and<br />

worth the wait.<br />

Snake! Snake! Snakes! will release Tranquilo on<br />

April 9th at Crescent Ballroom, joined by a lineup<br />

that includes Playboy Manbaby, PRO TEENS and<br />

Strange Lot.<br />

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CELEBRATION GUNS<br />

The Me That Used To Be EP<br />

SURF<br />

Islands<br />

DECKER.<br />

Last Exit Live<br />

It’s hard to believe that, aside from some split<br />

releases and a couple singles, it’s been just shy of<br />

two years since Celebration Guns has had an EP all<br />

their own. I’ve been living with a demo of The Me<br />

That Used To Be for over a year, eagerly anticipating<br />

its release. This month everyone will be able to<br />

enjoy this five-track gem. The EP kicks off with “The<br />

Volunteer,” which is often their live-set closer and<br />

easily their best song. From the sheer rush of the<br />

sound, to the catchy hooks and stunning percussion<br />

work, it succeeds on many levels. It was the first<br />

single released for the record, and with good reason.<br />

“Thank You For Your Time” explores complex<br />

arrangements and peculiar time signatures, with a<br />

math-rock sensibility inside a perfect pop song. It’s a<br />

difficult trick to pull off, but Celebration Guns makes<br />

it look easy. While “Ready to Go” is more traditional<br />

indie-rock, it’s no less powerful, and its furious pace<br />

makes it a fun ride, especially during the dizzying<br />

breaks. This is easily the next single.<br />

“Have It Your Way” is a hip-swinging, head-shaking<br />

good time, with no lack of wry cynicism in the lyrics.<br />

The rowdy crowd sing-along with the marching<br />

band snare at the end is one of this record’s finest<br />

moments to be sure. The title track brings the EP<br />

to a close with a hypnotic number that is dreamy<br />

shoegaze rock reminiscent of their sound when they<br />

started in 2013. The only way Celebration Guns could<br />

top this is with a full-length album that maintains<br />

this kind of strength from beginning to end. The Me<br />

That Used To Be will be released by President Gator<br />

Records on Friday, April 8, at Crescent Ballroom with<br />

Twin Ponies, Sundressed and Flower Festival.<br />

Aaron “Surf” Tijerina doesn’t make surf music in the<br />

classic sense, which is confusing since he records<br />

under that moniker. Instead he makes music that IS<br />

the sound of the surf, somehow evoking the sun,<br />

sand and the feeling you get as you sit around a<br />

beachfront campfire. SURF has just released their<br />

new album, Islands, and it is their best work to date.<br />

The themes are a little darker, more unsure, with<br />

more soul searching and introspection. It is the sound<br />

of a songwriter coming of age and into his own.<br />

In some respects Tijerina’s style could be compared<br />

to Jack Johnson and his contemporaries, but there<br />

is more depth here. Tijerina’s gentle voice is full of<br />

warmth on stand-out tracks like “Heaven,” “SURF,”<br />

“Travelers” and the awesomely titled “Soviet Beach<br />

Party.” It’s difficult to say which is more soothing,<br />

his voice or the mesmerizing guitar. The closest<br />

SURF comes to traditional surf music is the reverbheavy<br />

instrumental “Derek’s Song 2,” which ends<br />

on a slightly disturbing note with samples from The<br />

Shining buried in the mix.<br />

“New New” is a song about thinking to yourself on<br />

a long desert drive, and it sounds exactly like that.<br />

The upbeat backdrop for “Everyday” is fascinating in<br />

a song that is about yearning to be elsewhere and<br />

lost love. The inspirational lyric “Every day I awake<br />

is another day I’m free” sets the tone. Meanwhile,<br />

“Seal Beach” is interesting because of its stark and<br />

fascinating arrangement. The album finishes with the<br />

lush and beautiful instrumental “For Jenn,” which<br />

carries you out like a wave into a beautiful crimson<br />

sunset. This is a great soundtrack for laid-back days<br />

by the pool and leisurely rides on the long board.<br />

In late February, decker. had a show at Last Exit Live<br />

that was recorded in its entirety. While not all the<br />

songs from that evening made the cut, the album<br />

entitled Last Exit Live captures the spirit of the night<br />

perfectly. decker. is a band that revolves entirely<br />

around Brandon Decker, and that evening, along<br />

with his long-term keyboardist Amber Johnson, he<br />

welcomed guest musicians including Mitch Freedom<br />

on drums and Mike Upsahl on bass, along with Taylor<br />

Upsahl, Camille Sledge (PAO) and Matt Thornton<br />

(Vinyl Station) on backing vocals. The song selection<br />

shows a new direction decker. is taking toward its<br />

next album and features some amazing covers.<br />

It starts off with the new live favorite “Blackwash,”<br />

presumably from the upcoming record, then moves<br />

seamlessly into a stunning cover of “Bukowski” by<br />

Modest Mouse. “Patsy” is clearly a crowd favorite<br />

(and is easily my favorite decker. song of all time).<br />

This rendition is pure gold. Sometimes a cover<br />

exceeds the original, and in this case Deer Tick’s<br />

“These Old Shoes” finds new brilliance here,<br />

even breaking into Billy Idol’s “White Wedding” for<br />

a moment.<br />

“Speak in Tongues,” from 2013’s Slider album,<br />

has taken on a completely new life, followed<br />

by an inspirational speech from Decker himself.<br />

“O Death” from last year’s Patsy is hauntingly<br />

beautiful, even more so than the studio version.<br />

The album finishes with “Snake River Blues,” the<br />

title track from decker.’s next full-length, and as the<br />

finale this is the perfect segue into the next stage of<br />

what the band has in store for us later this year. This<br />

record is a document of a perfect evening, capturing<br />

a band that is eternally in transition, pursuing evergreater<br />

heights.<br />

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Sounds Around Town By Mitchell L. Hillman


THE HOURGLASS CATS<br />

Portraits of Cats EP<br />

LIGHTSPEEDGO<br />

Just a Memory EP<br />

DENT<br />

dent EP<br />

It’s been three long years since The Hourglass Cats<br />

released their debut EP, 432, and just when I had<br />

given up hope for another record, they dropped<br />

Portraits of Cats out of the blue last month! A lot has<br />

changed for THC in those three years, and their sound<br />

has matured and moved away from the ska-based<br />

reggae groove. These six songs prove they have a<br />

new affection for rock ’n’ roll. Don’t worry, they’ve<br />

still got a great groove—they’ve just expanded their<br />

sound, with impressive results.<br />

Fans will absolutely love the intoxicating reggae<br />

pop of the opening track, “Rainchecks,” which is an<br />

instant Cats classic. Exploring more Latin influences,<br />

“Bailar Para Mi” (“Dance for Me”), uses rhythms,<br />

crowd noises and whistles to transport you south of<br />

the border for a few minutes of fantasy. The song<br />

widens the scope of their musical territory. The<br />

guitars start getting heavy on the prowling, growling<br />

“Downtown Funk,” and it feels like a turning point<br />

in the record, introducing a more traditional rock<br />

influence on their new songs. “Been Thinkin’” goes<br />

straight for the throat with an edgy garage rock<br />

sound, with no hint of ska or reggae, just pounding,<br />

straight-up rock ’n’ roll through and through.<br />

Meanwhile, “Too Damn Rude” is a fantastic take on<br />

2 Tone ska with an edgy rock vibe. It is an immediate,<br />

in-your-face dance number. Portraits of Cats finishes<br />

with another rock-and-roller in the form of the catchyas-hell<br />

“Be That Way.” The guitars are pure rock<br />

while the vocal delivery has a more hip-hop vibe. It<br />

also features one of the finest bass solos I’ve heard<br />

in a long time. Clearly The Hourglass Cats have<br />

matured since their debut, and if this is the shape of<br />

things to come, I can only say “Bring it on!”<br />

LightSpeedGo has been a favorite punk band around<br />

town for a couple years, since they released their<br />

debut EP, New Direction, in 2014. They make backto-basics<br />

American punk reminiscent of the skating<br />

soundtrack of my teenage years, with a pace that<br />

never gives up. Recently released on California’s<br />

Felony Records, the six-song Just a Memory EP is a<br />

breath of fresh air.<br />

It starts with “Go,” which leans a bit on Social<br />

Distortion, but the early days when they were<br />

actually punk, before they moved on to bigger<br />

labels. “Get Away” is two minutes of anthemic So<br />

Cal–styled punk at its finest, with raging guitars,<br />

bombastic drums and a chorus that is just so catchy it<br />

hurts. “Last Flight” is just pure pleasure, reminiscent<br />

of the kind of punk that Operation Ivy and pre-major<br />

label Green Day were pounding out. “Not You”<br />

should be considered for a single, as it has a great<br />

crossover sound between Southern alternative rock<br />

of the ’80s and riotous punk. It’s a standout track to<br />

be sure, with ringing guitars, harmonies and more<br />

catchy hooks.<br />

The title track is a heavy little number that rages like<br />

their lives depended on it. This feels like this is what<br />

Descendents or very early Lemonheads would have<br />

sounded like, with slightly heavier guitars and better<br />

production. The EP ends with “Runaway,” which is<br />

a surprising turn in tempo and pace. It’s like a skaterat<br />

version of a rock ballad, with a little more grit,<br />

but there is an acoustic guitar or two in there. More<br />

than anything it speaks to the songwriting ability of<br />

this crew, that they can go beyond the realm of their<br />

usual genre.<br />

Sounds Around Town By Mitchell L. Hillman<br />

At the start of 2015, dent debuted with a double<br />

A-side single that put them on the local music map.<br />

Rather than rush to release anything further last year,<br />

they stuck to practicing, playing a ton of shows and<br />

recording their self-titled EP for this year’s release.<br />

It begins with the very spacey and psychedelic<br />

“Halfway,” with a sound that harkens to the birth<br />

of indie rock in the early ’90s. Best listened to with<br />

headphones for maximum enjoyment, the song is the<br />

lo-fi equivalent of DMT, delivering an amazing journey<br />

in just over three minutes.<br />

With the exception of the whistling bit, “Visit Us” is<br />

a very shoegazey number that swirls around like an<br />

intangible specter in the dark. It too is brief, yet vast.<br />

“Oven” slows down into a brilliantly grungy mire,<br />

as it should since it’s about Arizona summers and<br />

their likeness to a broiler. The song captures how the<br />

heat of the season turns your brain into mush while<br />

confined to air-conditioned lassitude.<br />

Of their two previous singles, “1996” is the one that<br />

makes the cut here. It sounds like something Matador<br />

Records would have happily released that same year.<br />

A keenly lo-fi psychedelic rock number, it speaks to<br />

you with guitars and a continual sense of hypnotic<br />

ascension. The epic-length (comparatively speaking)<br />

finale, “Listener,” is the perfect maelstrom to end,<br />

with its vibrations still ringing in your skull long after<br />

it has finished, evoking the early days of My Bloody<br />

Valentine brilliantly. With the purchase of this EP<br />

on Bandcamp you can also score the bonus track<br />

“Frontflip.”<br />

For more on these events and other highlights of<br />

the Phoenix music scene, check out Mitchell’s blog<br />

at http://soundsaroundtown.net. For submissions<br />

or suggestions contact him at mitchell@<br />

soundsaroundtown.net<br />

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Photo by Shaunté Glover<br />

NOVELIST PAUL MOSIER<br />

D a n c i n g w i t h t h e M u s e<br />

BY DEMITRIUS BURNS<br />

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Paul Mosier believes in the muse. His life story lends serious credibility to its magic,<br />

mythic power. Specifically, his development as a writer defies conventional logic in that<br />

he isn’t a heavy reader. Most writers are galvanized to write because of an innate love<br />

for reading. But Mosier is a writer because, well, he likes to write. It’s as simple and<br />

beautiful as that. Mosier is set to release a book with HarperCollins next January. And, crazy<br />

enough, it was all beget from a song lyric first recorded by bluesman Junior Parker in 1953. The lyric<br />

was, “Train I ride, 16 coaches long.”<br />

It was from this seemingly simplistic phrase that Mosier was able to draw a stream of<br />

consciousness that turned into the novel Train I Ride. According to Mosier, he simply followed<br />

the muse as it took him on a ride. “All of my experience with how stories begin supports<br />

my subscription to the idea of the muse. I like the way that it helps me to have a degree of<br />

humility. I’m fortunate that the muse knows my address,” said Mosier.<br />

Mosier was born in Phoenix at St. Joseph’s Hospital. Throughout school he was in the gifted<br />

programs, and in sixth grade he developed a film script called “Intergalactic Gophers.” Though<br />

his parents were not necessarily creative, they were able to provide their kids with the autonomy<br />

to create. Mosier’s brother is a cartoonist and<br />

his sister is a writer.<br />

By the time eighth grade rolled around and<br />

kids began fumbling through the awkward<br />

depths of adolescence, Mosier was fumbling<br />

around for different reasons. By eighth grade,<br />

Mosier was an alcoholic. His reason for<br />

drinking was simple: he was afraid of women.<br />

“I found that I really liked being drunk because<br />

it made it easier to walk past girls without<br />

dissolving. I felt that if I didn’t dance with a<br />

girl at the eighth grade dance, I would die<br />

alone,” said Mosier. He spent the next 10<br />

years or so in a drunken haze. “With drinking<br />

I felt like I was strapping myself to a rocket<br />

and who knows where I would end up. I had to<br />

take LSD on the weekends just so it didn’t feel<br />

like a Tuesday night,” Mosier said.<br />

Though some people drink to feel, Mosier<br />

felt like it was a means to numb. Once he<br />

decided to quit in 1990, there was no stopping<br />

the feelings. “I was medicated while I was<br />

drinking, and now I’m a feelings junky. My own<br />

writing makes me cry all the time. It wouldn’t<br />

work to be liquored up or high. The truth of<br />

write drunk, edit sober—some people won’t<br />

allow themselves to be seduced by the muse<br />

until they drink,” Mosier said. Mosier was able<br />

to transfer all these new feelings into short<br />

stories that he would read to his muses in the<br />

flesh: women.<br />

As the saying goes, energy cannot be created,<br />

it can only be changed from one form to<br />

another, and in that way Mosier used his<br />

writing to impress women, rather than hiding<br />

behind the liquor. Whether it was the girls<br />

at 5 & Diner or the baristas at Dos Estrellas,<br />

Mosier made sure that what he wrote was<br />

read by women. “It’s interesting that the<br />

creative spirit that visits humans is female.<br />

They’re just better than us. They’re more<br />

charming.”<br />

It was the women he met who were his first<br />

audience. He wanted to write stories that<br />

spoke to them. However, in 1993 there was<br />

a girl who made smoothies at The Eggery<br />

in Phoenix who would soon become his main<br />

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audience. He asked Keri on a date by writing on the cover of a short<br />

story he’d written, and she said yes. Fortunately for Mosier, after a<br />

period of dating she said yes to marriage, as well.<br />

Paul wrote on and off in the ’90s during his marriage. He also<br />

made half of his living as a painter. He didn’t write his first<br />

novel until November 2011. Up until that point he was mainly a short<br />

story writer. However, he decided to try to write a novel for National<br />

Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), and he was able to complete it.<br />

He describes the process as “hammering away. ... I decided to make<br />

the protagonist’s pet fish the narrator. I put a line into the fish’s mouth,<br />

and it was a good first line and I was chasing after it. It showed me<br />

that I could do that and produce something at that length. And taught<br />

me that you don’t have to do it all in advance. You see the road as you<br />

walk down it.”<br />

Something that really helped Mosier transition into novel writing<br />

was the Phoenix Writer’s Group. In the group he was able to meet<br />

other writers who could help him flesh out his stories and ideas.<br />

At one point he was going three or four times a week to seek out<br />

feedback from his fellow writers. One in particular helped him<br />

articulate who he was as a writer. Jake Friedman believed that<br />

Mosier was a postmodern writer, given his inclination for magical<br />

realism and having questionable narrators tell his stories.<br />

Though Mosier might not have had the credentials that some of the<br />

other writers did, he had all the work ethic. Once Mosier finished his<br />

first novel, he says that he couldn’t help but stretch most of his ideas<br />

into novels in one way or another. Whereas a lot of writers agonize<br />

about how they are going to write a novel and affix a great degree of<br />

weight to it, Mosier has always approached the process very simply.<br />

“The most important thing is writing,” Mosier said. “I feel like some<br />

people are trying too hard to be prepared to do it before they do it. I<br />

think you do better as you do it. When I was an undergrad there was<br />

this guy in my hall who would sharpen his pencils and just organize<br />

his desk. If you’re supposed to tell stories, just get into it and trust the<br />

muse. I don’t think that the muse is going to give you the whole thing<br />

at once. Sometimes I write the first line and trust that the next line will<br />

come.”<br />

It was this sort of thinking that created the book Train I Ride, which<br />

was picked up by NYC-based publishing giant HarperCollins in the<br />

summer of 2015. Before that, Mosier had tried to send his selfpublished<br />

book Breakfast at Tuli’s to various publishers, but nobody bit.<br />

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Once he finished writing Train I Ride, he sent query letters to publishers<br />

out of obligation. He was resigned to the fact that he wouldn’t get<br />

any hits and that the book probably wouldn’t be published. However,<br />

an agent who loved his work and believed in him pitched it to several<br />

large publishing houses. Not only did a major publisher want his book,<br />

but two of them did. Mosier decided to go with HarperCollins, and<br />

months after they struck a deal he found himself meeting with the<br />

editors and his agent in New York’s iconic Chrysler Building, telling<br />

jokes and talking about his book. Train I Ride is due out in January<br />

2017 and is the first in a two-book deal Mosier signed with his agent.<br />

Despite the incredible high he felt from signing the book deal, Mosier’s<br />

life was brought back to earth when he found out in February that his<br />

youngest daughter, Harmony, had developed cancer at age seven. What<br />

originally seemed to be a rapidly growing overbite was diagnosed as<br />

rhabdomyosarcoma. Harmony had to spend nine days in the hospital,<br />

but her hopes remained high throughout. Mosier has been touched by<br />

the community’s generosity throughout it all. One of the more notable<br />

contributions was “Hope for Harmony,” an art sale and reception at<br />

Treeo, spearheaded by Stacey Champion, with donations from local<br />

artists, which raised more than $5,000.<br />

“Being able to accept the love and support has lifted our spirits to<br />

match Harmony’s, which has been high from the start. She would make<br />

the doctors laugh when she was in the hospital,” Mosier said. Mosier<br />

also talks about the gift of community. Before going through the fight<br />

with Harmony’s cancer, he thought the concept of community was kind<br />

of hokey, but the love and support his family has received, and the<br />

battle he’s seen his daughter put up, have taught him that it’s powerful<br />

and true. Harmony’s cancer treatment is going well so far; the tumor<br />

has shrunk.<br />

Mosier believes in the muse, and now he most certainly believes in the<br />

power of community.<br />

To donate to Harmony’s recovery, please visit<br />

www.gofundme.com/ysp6tsfw.<br />

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GIRL ON FARMER<br />

Have I talked about my new license picture? I think<br />

that I have. But let me remind you just in case. In the<br />

past few years, I have developed a googly eye problem<br />

in pictures. I constantly look like I’m cross-eyed<br />

or at half-mast. To counteract this issue I have developed<br />

a new strategy. When my picture is being taken,<br />

I keep my eyes open VERY WIDE and look straight<br />

ahead. The effect is that I look like I’ve just inhaled<br />

a sand castle made of crystal meth. Not a very good<br />

look. I mention this because I got a ticket for a recent<br />

accident (as you also may already know) and now I<br />

have to go to driving school.<br />

Driving school requires that you scan your driver’s<br />

license, which is something I shy away from. I want<br />

to send in my old one, where I look like a young, cute<br />

hippie instead of someone who will steal your silverware<br />

and kidnap your cat for ransom.<br />

Did you know that you have a wide choice in driving<br />

schools? There are about 15 different options you can<br />

take. I had no idea it was such a lucrative industry.<br />

The one I chose is the Improv Driving School. Why<br />

does the Improv have a driving school and who<br />

authorized this? Their key selling point is they promise<br />

to make driving school funny and that you can finish<br />

all the online classes in about an hour. Not true.<br />

They may be funny, but according to AZ law, the class<br />

has to be six hours long, which is not funny.<br />

Six hours of driving school seems like an awful lot<br />

just to avoid a fine for a ticket. I think if your accident<br />

is stupid like mine was (hardly an accident—more of<br />

an unfortunate event), you should get to choose the<br />

self-help skill that would be useful in avoiding such<br />

an unfortunate event. My driving skills had little to<br />

do with what happened; it was more my impulsivity<br />

and impatience that led me to turn while only kind<br />

of looking, like an idiot. Maybe I should have to go<br />

to some Zen or relaxation counseling instead of driving<br />

school. I already know that what happened falls<br />

within the “excessively stupid” category. The Improv<br />

funny driving school won’t help me. And I think once<br />

they see my license photo, they will get the impression<br />

that driving school is the least of my worries.<br />

Opting out, however, is not a choice if I want to<br />

avoid points on my creepy-looking license, so I am<br />

stuck with this Improv online course. There is no<br />

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When my picture is being taken, I keep my<br />

eyes open VERY WIDE and look straight<br />

ahead. The effect is that I look like I’ve just<br />

inhaled a sand castle made of crystal meth.<br />

way around what “the man” says we have to do. This wisdom is according to my<br />

friend—who also thinks that “the man” is responsible for airplane chemtrails,<br />

a fake moon landing, silent microwaves penetrating our brain from a variety of<br />

household objects and, what no conspiracy theory should be without— spreading<br />

cancer—said while smirking and rubbing his hands together like an evil<br />

cartoon villain. “The man” is happy that I have to attend the Improv driving school<br />

because he will get to take my money and buy more moon-landing props.<br />

As much as I don’t like blaming “the man,” or “the woman,” for that matter, I do<br />

feel like they have a little vendetta against me this month. Not only do I have<br />

to attend driving school, but it gets worse. In the rental car I was driving postaccident,<br />

I got a parking ticket (for nonresident parking) IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE.<br />

And the angry, roly-poly ticket-writer woman did not care that I was chasing her<br />

little golf cart down the street shrieking, “It’s kind of not my car!” No. She did<br />

not care. She did not care that the visitor plate fell on the floor because we went<br />

on a trip and it was lost in the shuffle. She did not care that I was, at the very<br />

moment she was writing my ticket, watching a video for my driving school! My<br />

pleas did nothing to slow her and her cart down. She rode into the sunset and<br />

left me on the sidewalk, teary eyed, with a ticket in hand for $200.<br />

Now I owe “the man” two things: finishing up my online driving school and paying<br />

the ticket on my space-age rental that was parked in front of my very own<br />

house. I am not happy about any of this. And I also don’t have the money to be<br />

paying any of this. Luckily, I have a plan to fund the fines for all of these unfortunate<br />

events. It involves stealing your silverware and ransoming your pet. At least<br />

that what my driver’s license picture says.<br />

I don’t care what the Improv tells me; this is not so funny. Well, the tickets aren’t,<br />

but I guess my satanic zombie-eater license picture kind of is.


NIGHT<br />

GALLERY<br />

Photos By<br />

Robert Sentinery<br />

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1. Jessica is a fine wine expert<br />

2. Skyler and Lindsay from Couture in the Suburbs<br />

3. Grant from MMPR with Ryan from Modern Manor at<br />

Shake Shack<br />

4. Norbert Guthier “Co-Works” show at Tieken Gallery<br />

5. Snapped this handsome couple at Devoured<br />

6. Jesse and Samantha at Palette to Palate<br />

7. Mia with Pete Deise sculpture at “Myopia” at New City<br />

8. Aubrie and Shawn at Devoured Culinary Classic<br />

9. Lovely little black dress ladies<br />

10. Trini and Francisco from Volr Salon<br />

11. Athene and Dewana at Tieken Gallery


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12. Hangin’ with Brea and Henri at the Coronado Home Tour fest<br />

13. Vinyl Station rocked the Shake Shack opening<br />

14. Artist Edina Tokodi at Canal Convergence<br />

15. Shake Shack grand opening at Scottsdale Fashion Square<br />

16. Smiling faces at Tieken Gallery<br />

17. Tad and pals at Tieken<br />

18. Coronado Home Tour festival<br />

19. Fun behind the bar at the Moxy Hotel<br />

20. Beate from Mane Attraction and pal<br />

21. Melinda and friends at the Coronado fest<br />

22. Shake Shack execs celebrate at their Scottsdale location<br />

23. More fun at the Shake Shack opening<br />

24. Up close and personal with these ladies<br />

25. Chalk car and its owner at Coronado fest<br />

26. James, Casebeer and Randy at Palette to Palate<br />

27. Jonathon from Arizona Wilderness Brewing<br />

28. “The Real Nitty Gritty” show at MonOrchid<br />

29. Diamond and friend at the Moxy Hotel opening


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30. Pavle and Carla at Palette to Palate<br />

31. Spray can chess at the “The Real Nitty Gritty” show<br />

32. Pretties in the VIP at Devoured<br />

33. Lovely Denise of Lotus Contemporary Art<br />

34. Ty getting his nosh on at Devoured Culinary Classic<br />

35. Handy wine glass holders at Devoured<br />

36. Lisa from Practical Art is rocking her new Pete Deise necklace<br />

37. Lauren Lee’s opening at {9} the Gallery<br />

38. Todd and Kelly Bostock from Dos Cabezas WineWorks<br />

39. Laura and Ernesto at Art d’Core Gala<br />

40. Doug from Otro Café with Diana from AZ Foodie<br />

41. Chef Johnny Chu from Red Thai<br />

42. Body paint artist Mark Greenawalt at Lotus Contemporary<br />

43. Devoured Culinary Classic cuties<br />

44. Peace out with the Café Tranquilo crew<br />

45. Mike Afsa in “The Black & White Show” at Lotus<br />

46. Justin from Art(ist)serv and his lady at Art d’Core<br />

47. These guy look like they’re ready for a cruise


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48. All dressed in black, black, black<br />

49. Ostrich egg art at Art d’Core Gala<br />

50. Carlos Rivas of Servous Nystem<br />

51. Hendrick’s Gin girls at MMMFest<br />

52. Leoni’s Foccacia in the house at Devoured<br />

53. Sunny sunflower girls<br />

54. Chef Vincent creates in the VIP lounge at Devoured<br />

55. Artist Justin Queal in Larry Ortega’s “Myopia” show<br />

56. Phx Theatre ladies and their furry friend<br />

57. Representing Homeboy’s Hot Sauce and The Larder and the Delta<br />

58. Kirti and friend at the AZ Foodie meet up<br />

59. Eric is pouring AZ Stronghold at Devoured<br />

60. Cool vendors from Seattle at MMMFest<br />

61. Yuko and Thaddeus at Colin’s show at The Chocolate Factory<br />

62. Wandering minstrels on the First Friday beat<br />

63. Pink champagne toast at the Moxy Hotel<br />

64. Birthday girl Stacey and her yummy tart<br />

65. Folks from the Unexpected Space at Art d’Core


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66. Dave Quan and his girl with his mural<br />

67. Damian Gomes’ opening at Treeo<br />

68. Snap-happy fun with Debby<br />

69. Shake Shack grand opening attendees<br />

70. James Agency trio at the Moxy Hotel launch<br />

71. D’Lisa and Jayson at Devoured<br />

72. At the Hana booth with Nagisa and Bryan<br />

73. The Huggers in the house at Tieken Gallery<br />

74. Amanda and Shaun and Stacey’s b-day party<br />

75. Gail and Fred at Tieken Gallery<br />

76. Having fun with our March feature model Miwa<br />

77. Hovering around the Dos Cabezas booth at Devoured<br />

78. Met this cute couple at the Myopia show at New City<br />

79. How ’bout them tomatoes, with chef Cullen Campbell<br />

80. Constance with her sculpture at “Myopia”<br />

81. Sip, sip, nosh, nosh at Devoured Culinary Classic<br />

82. Epic Beck at McDowell Mtn. Music Fest<br />

83. Ashley and Steve at The Chocolate Factory


David Sedaris<br />

Saturday, April 30, 8 p.m.<br />

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April – September 2016<br />

Tickets $7 (reserved seating)<br />

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Perfect for adventurous movie-goers and lovers of fine cinema,<br />

Scottsdale Cinematheque showcases new independent, foreign and art<br />

films that are not screened at other Valley theaters. New films are<br />

introduced each month, with multiple screenings on selected weekends,<br />

all with reserved seating. Curated by Scottsdale International Film<br />

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Where the Road Runs Out<br />

April 8–10<br />

Director: Rudolf Buitendach<br />

Country: Equatorial Guinea<br />

The Automatic Hate<br />

May 13–15 & 20–22<br />

Director: Justin Lerner<br />

Country: United States<br />

The Dying of the Light<br />

June 10–12 & 17–19<br />

Director: Peter Flynn<br />

Country: United States

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