Summer Lovin' Greased Lightning

Summer Lovin'
Gary: Summer lovin’ had me a blast
Sandy: Summer lovin’ happened so fast
Gary: I met a girl, she was easy
Sandy: I met a boy, couldn’t please me
Both: Summer Days driftin away, to uh-oh those summer nights.
T-Birds: Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?
Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more, like, does he have a scar?
Gary: She swam by me, I love lamp
Sandy: He went by me, got me all damp
Gary: I saved her life, she nearly went down
Sandy: He showed off, dressed in a gown
Both: Summer sun, something’s begun, but uh-oh those summer nights
Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight?
T-Birds: Tell me more, tell me more, how hard did she bite?
Gary: I got some lovin, I never paid
Sandy: We did roleplay, I was French maid.
Gary: Pulled off her pants, I found a lock
Sandy: Went to Bathurst, met Peter Brock
Both: Summer fling, don’t mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights.
T-Birds: Tell me more, tell me more, like was she a good shag?
Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more, cos he sounds like a fag?
Sandy: It turned colder, that’s where it ends
Gary: So I told her, we’d still be friends
Sandy: Then we made our true love vow
Gary: Wonder who she’s doing now
Both: Tight jeans ripped at the seams, but oh, those summer nights.
Greased Lightning
Well this broom is acrobatic, its aromatic, it’s aerodynamic,
Why it’s Greased Lightning
We’ll get some real stiff bristles, and a long hard shaft, oh yeah
Keep talking, whoah keep talkin’
Pixy dust lift off, and some well oiled wood, oh yeah
I’ll get money, I’ll see you get the money
It’s good for so much more, than a really well swept floor
It’ll be a pimpin ride, and we’ll be sliding right inside with Greased Lightning
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Chorus:
Go, greased lightning, you’re burning up the Quidditch pitch.
Greased lightning, go greased lightning
Go, greased lightning, you’ll make Malfoil my bitch
Greased lightning, go greased lightning
You are supreme, the chicks’ll cream for greased lightning
We’ll get some chrome plated pegs and twelve inch fins, oh yeah.

A dragon leather saddle and duel muffler twins oh yeah
When Gripitmore wins, we’ll destroy Slipitin
We’ll hold the cup up high when this broom’s between my thighs – greased lightning.
CHORUS
Scottish Drinking Song
MaDonical: I would drink 500 beers
Shagrod: and I would drink 500 more
Both: Just to be the ones who drank 1000 beers
Found passed out on the floor
Everybody!: Na na na! Na na na! Na nanananana… Fadeouuuuut.
Gary P
... does not seem to be in the script for some reason :'(
Your story’s sad to tell, a wizard ne’er-do-well
Most mixed up magic-student on the block
Your future’s so unclear now
What’s left of your VB now.
Go drink your cares away now for a while.
Magic School Dropout
Magic School Drop-out, no graduation day for you
Magic school drop out, you got expelled, I pity da fool
Well at least you could have
Taken time to put some bloody pants on
Instead of making the front row wish they’d all left at scene one.
Gary you blew it (Gary you blew it)
You’ve got no chance now with Sandy.
Why did you do it? (Why did you do it?)
It’s a good thing you are quite handy
If you want to get the girl back, you must get back into school
But whatever you do, don’t go to ECU
Magic School Dropout, go back to warthogs (to fade)