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<strong>Crannóg</strong> <strong>No</strong> 7 winter 2004<br />

no you stole away when no one watched<br />

and very few listened to the lifting of a latch<br />

the opening of a gate a small gust of wind<br />

in the twinkling of an eye<br />

the ballad of spidey woo Jarlath Fahy<br />

wee poor spidey<br />

how did you diedy<br />

on the floor of the bathy<br />

like a wee long haired matty<br />

was it a catty or was it a ratty<br />

or was it that girl that cleans<br />

the house called patty<br />

that left you like that<br />

on the floor of the bathy<br />

she ought to be hung<br />

for what she’s done<br />

she ought to be drawn<br />

for what she’s torn<br />

she ought to be quartered<br />

for who she’s slaughtered<br />

give her a clout<br />

put her lying eyes out<br />

send her to guantanamo bay<br />

take her human rights away<br />

try some sensory deprivation<br />

a bit of rape and mutilation<br />

beat her ‘til she’s black and blue<br />

electric shock and cattle prod too<br />

when she’s a quiverin mass of jelly<br />

we’ll up an put her on the telly<br />

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