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Compiled by <strong>Oscar</strong> <strong>de</strong> <strong>Muriel</strong>
CONTENTS<br />
CONTENTS 2<br />
FOREWORD 3<br />
THE GRACIOUS TIME 4<br />
A CHRISTMAS TREE 5<br />
THE GIFT OF THE MAGI 29<br />
THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL 39<br />
A LETTER FROM SANTA CLAUS 44<br />
A LITTLE WOMEN CHRISTMAS 47<br />
THE TAILOR OF GLOUCESTER 75<br />
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FOREWORD<br />
I have ma<strong>de</strong> this book as a massive thank you to everyone who’s supported<br />
me throughout this year, especially those I cannot thank personally.<br />
Some of these stories take me back to childhood, while others are gems I’ve<br />
only found recently – like the <strong>de</strong>lightful letter that Mark Twain Santa wrote<br />
for young Susy.<br />
All these texts are in the public domain, so feel free to pass them on and<br />
spread the joy!<br />
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<strong>Oscar</strong> <strong>de</strong> <strong>Muriel</strong><br />
Ribble Valley, December 2012<br />
www.oscar<strong>de</strong>muriel.com<br />
@oscar<strong>de</strong>muriel
THE GRACIOUS TIME<br />
Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes<br />
Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,<br />
The bird of dawning singeth all night long:<br />
And then, they say, no spirit date stir abroad;<br />
The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,<br />
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,<br />
So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.<br />
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William Shakespeare
A CHRISTMAS TREE<br />
Charles Dickens<br />
No-one better to awaken the Christmas spirit than Dickens! Instead of his famous<br />
Christmas Carol (too famous for its own good) I’ve chosen this lesser known<br />
story.<br />
It even has a ghost!<br />
O d M<br />
I have been looking on, this evening, at a merry company of children<br />
assembled round that pretty German toy, a Christmas Tree.<br />
The tree was planted in the middle of a great round table, and towered<br />
high above their heads. It was brilliantly lighted by a multitu<strong>de</strong> of little<br />
tapers; and everywhere sparkled and glittered with bright objects.<br />
There were rosy-cheeked dolls, hiding behind the green leaves; and there<br />
were real watches (with movable hands, at least, and an endless capacity of<br />
being wound up) dangling from innumerable twigs; there were French-<br />
polished tables, chairs, bedsteads, wardrobes, eight-day clocks, and various<br />
other articles of domestic furniture (won<strong>de</strong>rfully ma<strong>de</strong>, in tin, at<br />
Wolverhampton), perched among the boughs, as if in preparation for some<br />
fairy housekeeping; there were jolly, broad-faced little men, much more<br />
agreeable in appearance than many real men—and no won<strong>de</strong>r, for their<br />
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heads took off, and showed them to be full of sugar-plums; there were<br />
fiddles and drums; there were tambourines, books, work-boxes, paint-boxes,<br />
sweetmeat-boxes, peep-show boxes, and all kinds of boxes; there were<br />
trinkets for the el<strong>de</strong>r girls, far brighter than any grown-up gold and jewels;<br />
there were baskets and pincushions in all <strong>de</strong>vices; there were guns, swords,<br />
and banners; there were witches standing in enchanted rings of pasteboard,<br />
to tell fortunes; there were teetotums, humming-tops, needle-cases, pen-<br />
wipers, smelling-bottles, conversation-cards, bouquet-hol<strong>de</strong>rs; real fruit,<br />
ma<strong>de</strong> artificially dazzling with gold leaf; imitation apples, pears, and<br />
walnuts, crammed with surprises; in short, as a pretty child, before me,<br />
<strong>de</strong>lightedly whispered to another pretty child, her bosom friend, “There was<br />
everything, and more.”<br />
This motley collection of odd objects, clustering on the tree like magic<br />
fruit, and flashing back the bright looks directed towards it from every<br />
si<strong>de</strong>—some of the diamond-eyes admiring it were hardly on a level with the<br />
table, and a few were languishing in timid won<strong>de</strong>r on the bosoms of pretty<br />
mothers, aunts, and nurses—ma<strong>de</strong> a lively realisation of the fancies of<br />
childhood; and set me thinking how all the trees that grow and all the things<br />
that come into existence on the earth, have their wild adornments at that<br />
well-remembered time.<br />
Being now at home again, and alone, the only person in the house<br />
awake, my thoughts are drawn back, by a fascination which I do not care to<br />
resist, to my own childhood. I begin to consi<strong>de</strong>r, what do we all remember<br />
best upon the branches of the Christmas Tree of our own young Christmas<br />
days, by which we climbed to real life.<br />
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Straight, in the middle of the room, cramped in the freedom of its growth<br />
by no encircling walls or soon-reached ceiling, a shadowy tree arises; and,<br />
looking up into the dreamy brightness of its top—for I observe in this tree<br />
the singular property that it appears to grow downward towards the earth—I<br />
look into my youngest Christmas recollections!<br />
All toys at first, I find. Up yon<strong>de</strong>r, among the green holly and red<br />
berries, is the Tumbler with his hands in his pockets, who wouldn’t lie<br />
down, but whenever he was put upon the floor, persisted in rolling his fat<br />
body about, until he rolled himself still, and brought those lobster eyes of his<br />
to bear upon me—when I affected to laugh very much, but in my heart of<br />
hearts was extremely doubtful of him. Close besi<strong>de</strong> him is that infernal<br />
snuff-box, out of which there sprang a <strong>de</strong>moniacal Counsellor in a black<br />
gown, with an obnoxious head of hair, and a red cloth mouth, wi<strong>de</strong> open,<br />
who was not to be endured on any terms, but could not be put away either;<br />
for he used sud<strong>de</strong>nly, in a highly magnified state, to fly out of Mammoth<br />
Snuff-boxes in dreams, when least expected. Nor is the frog with cobbler’s<br />
wax on his tail, far off; for there was no knowing where he wouldn’t jump;<br />
and when he flew over the candle, and came upon one’s hand with that<br />
spotted back—red on a green ground—he was horrible. The cardboard lady<br />
in a blue-silk skirt, who was stood up against the candlestick to dance, and<br />
whom I see on the same branch, was mil<strong>de</strong>r, and was beautiful; but I can’t<br />
say as much for the larger cardboard man, who used to be hung against the<br />
wall and pulled by a string; there was a sinister expression in that nose of<br />
his; and when he got his legs round his neck (which he very often did), he<br />
was ghastly, and not a creature to be alone with.<br />
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When did that dreadful Mask first look at me? Who put it on, and why<br />
was I so frightened that the sight of it is an era in my life? It is not a hi<strong>de</strong>ous<br />
visage in itself; it is even meant to be droll; why then were its stolid features<br />
so intolerable? Surely not because it hid the wearer’s face. An apron would<br />
have done as much; and though I should have preferred even the apron<br />
away, it would not have been absolutely insupportable, like the mask. Was it<br />
the immovability of the mask? The doll’s face was immovable, but I was not<br />
afraid of her. Perhaps that fixed and set change coming over a real face,<br />
infused into my quickened heart some remote suggestion and dread of the<br />
universal change that is to come on every face, and make it still? Nothing<br />
reconciled me to it. No drummers, from whom procee<strong>de</strong>d a melancholy<br />
chirping on the turning of a handle; no regiment of soldiers, with a mute<br />
band, taken out of a box, and fitted, one by one, upon a stiff and lazy little<br />
set of lazy-tongs; no old woman, ma<strong>de</strong> of wires and a brown-paper<br />
composition, cutting up a pie for two small children; could give me a<br />
permanent comfort, for a long time. Nor was it any satisfaction to be shown<br />
the Mask, and see that it was ma<strong>de</strong> of paper, or to have it locked up and be<br />
assured that no one wore it. The mere recollection of that fixed face, the<br />
mere knowledge of its existence anywhere, was sufficient to awake me in<br />
the night all perspiration and horror, with, “O I know it’s coming! O the<br />
mask!”<br />
I never won<strong>de</strong>red what the <strong>de</strong>ar old donkey with the panniers—there he<br />
is! was ma<strong>de</strong> of, then! His hi<strong>de</strong> was real to the touch, I recollect. And the<br />
great black horse with the round red spots all over him—the horse that I<br />
could even get upon—I never won<strong>de</strong>red what had brought him to that<br />
strange condition, or thought that such a horse was not commonly seen at<br />
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Newmarket. The four horses of no colour, next to him, that went into the<br />
waggon of cheeses, and could be taken out and stabled un<strong>de</strong>r the piano,<br />
appear to have bits of fur-tippet for their tails, and other bits for their manes,<br />
and to stand on pegs instead of legs, but it was not so when they were<br />
brought home for a Christmas present. They were all right, then; neither was<br />
their harness unceremoniously nailed into their chests, as appears to be the<br />
case now. The tinkling works of the music-cart, I did find out, to be ma<strong>de</strong> of<br />
quill tooth-picks and wire; and I always thought that little tumbler in his<br />
shirt sleeves, perpetually swarming up one si<strong>de</strong> of a woo<strong>de</strong>n frame, and<br />
coming down, head foremost, on the other, rather a weak-min<strong>de</strong>d person—<br />
though good-natured; but the Jacob’s Lad<strong>de</strong>r, next him, ma<strong>de</strong> of little<br />
squares of red wood, that went flapping and clattering over one another,<br />
each <strong>de</strong>veloping a different picture, and the whole enlivened by small bells,<br />
was a mighty marvel and a great <strong>de</strong>light.<br />
Ah! The Doll’s house!—of which I was not proprietor, but where I<br />
visited. I don’t admire the Houses of Parliament half so much as that stone-<br />
fronted mansion with real glass windows, and door-steps, and a real<br />
balcony—greener than I ever see now, except at watering places; and even<br />
they afford but a poor imitation. And though it did open all at once, the<br />
entire house-front (which was a blow, I admit, as cancelling the fiction of a<br />
staircase), it was but to shut it up again, and I could believe. Even open,<br />
there were three distinct rooms in it: a sitting-room and bed-room, elegantly<br />
furnished, and best of all, a kitchen, with uncommonly soft fire-irons, a<br />
plentiful assortment of diminutive utensils—oh, the warming-pan!—and a<br />
tin man-cook in profile, who was always going to fry two fish. What<br />
Barmeci<strong>de</strong> justice have I done to the noble feasts wherein the set of woo<strong>de</strong>n<br />
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platters figured, each with its own peculiar <strong>de</strong>licacy, as a ham or turkey,<br />
glued tight on to it, and garnished with something green, which I recollect as<br />
moss! Could all the Temperance Societies of these later days, united, give<br />
me such a tea-drinking as I have had through the means of yon<strong>de</strong>r little set<br />
of blue crockery, which really would hold liquid (it ran out of the small<br />
woo<strong>de</strong>n cask, I recollect, and tasted of matches), and which ma<strong>de</strong> tea,<br />
nectar. And if the two legs of the ineffectual little sugar-tongs did tumble<br />
over one another, and want purpose, like Punch’s hands, what does it<br />
matter? And if I did once shriek out, as a poisoned child, and strike the<br />
fashionable company with consternation, by reason of having drunk a little<br />
teaspoon, inadvertently dissolved in too hot tea, I was never the worse for it,<br />
except by a pow<strong>de</strong>r!<br />
Upon the next branches of the tree, lower down, hard by the green roller<br />
and miniature gar<strong>de</strong>ning-tools, how thick the books begin to hang. Thin<br />
books, in themselves, at first, but many of them, and with <strong>de</strong>liciously<br />
smooth covers of bright red or green. What fat black letters to begin with!<br />
“A was an archer, and shot at a frog.” Of course he was. He was an apple-<br />
pie also, and there he is! He was a good many things in his time, was A, and<br />
so were most of his friends, except X, who had so little versatility, that I<br />
never knew him to get beyond Xerxes or Xantippe—like Y, who was always<br />
confined to a Yacht or a Yew Tree; and Z con<strong>de</strong>mned for ever to be a Zebra<br />
or a Zany. But, now, the very tree itself changes, and becomes a bean-<br />
stalk—the marvellous bean-stalk up which Jack climbed to the Giant’s<br />
house! And now, those dreadfully interesting, double-hea<strong>de</strong>d giants, with<br />
their clubs over their shoul<strong>de</strong>rs, begin to stri<strong>de</strong> along the boughs in a perfect<br />
throng, dragging knights and ladies home for dinner by the hair of their<br />
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heads. And Jack—how noble, with his sword of sharpness, and his shoes of<br />
swiftness! Again those old meditations come upon me as I gaze up at him;<br />
and I <strong>de</strong>bate within myself whether there was more than one Jack (which I<br />
am loth to believe possible), or only one genuine original admirable Jack,<br />
who achieved all the recor<strong>de</strong>d exploits.<br />
Good for Christmas-time is the ruddy colour of the cloak, in which—the<br />
tree making a forest of itself for her to trip through, with her basket—Little<br />
Red Riding-Hood comes to me one Christmas Eve to give me information of<br />
the cruelty and treachery of that dissembling Wolf who ate her grandmother,<br />
without making any impression on his appetite, and then ate her, after<br />
making that ferocious joke about his teeth. She was my first love. I felt that<br />
if I could have married Little Red Riding-Hood, I should have known<br />
perfect bliss. But, it was not to be; and there was nothing for it but to look<br />
out the Wolf in the Noah’s Ark there, and put him late in the procession on<br />
the table, as a monster who was to be <strong>de</strong>gra<strong>de</strong>d. O the won<strong>de</strong>rful Noah’s<br />
Ark! It was not found seaworthy when put in a washing-tub, and the animals<br />
were crammed in at the roof, and nee<strong>de</strong>d to have their legs well shaken<br />
down before they could be got in, even there—and then, ten to one but they<br />
began to tumble out at the door, which was but imperfectly fastened with a<br />
wire latch—but what was that against it! Consi<strong>de</strong>r the noble fly, a size or<br />
two smaller than the elephant: the lady-bird, the butterfly—all triumphs of<br />
art! Consi<strong>de</strong>r the goose, whose feet were so small, and whose balance was<br />
so indifferent, that he usually tumbled forward, and knocked down all the<br />
animal creation. Consi<strong>de</strong>r Noah and his family, like idiotic tobacco-<br />
stoppers; and how the leopard stuck to warm little fingers; and how the tails<br />
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of the larger animals used gradually to resolve themselves into frayed bits of<br />
string!<br />
Hush! Again a forest, and somebody up in a tree—not Robin Hood, not<br />
Valentine, not the Yellow Dwarf (I have passed him and all Mother Bunch’s<br />
won<strong>de</strong>rs, without mention), but an Eastern King with a glittering scimitar<br />
and turban. By Allah! two Eastern Kings, for I see another, looking over his<br />
shoul<strong>de</strong>r! Down upon the grass, at the tree’s foot, lies the full length of a<br />
coal-black Giant, stretched asleep, with his head in a lady’s lap; and near<br />
them is a glass box, fastened with four locks of shining steel, in which he<br />
keeps the lady prisoner when he is awake. I see the four keys at his girdle<br />
now. The lady makes signs to the two kings in the tree, who softly <strong>de</strong>scend.<br />
It is the setting-in of the bright Arabian Nights.<br />
Oh, now all common things become uncommon and enchanted to me.<br />
All lamps are won<strong>de</strong>rful; all rings are talismans. Common flower-pots are<br />
full of treasure, with a little earth scattered on the top; trees are for Ali Baba<br />
to hi<strong>de</strong> in; beef-steaks are to throw down into the Valley of Diamonds, that<br />
the precious stones may stick to them, and be carried by the eagles to their<br />
nests, whence the tra<strong>de</strong>rs, with loud cries, will scare them. Tarts are ma<strong>de</strong>,<br />
according to the recipe of the Vizier’s son of Bussorah, who turned<br />
pastrycook after he was set down in his drawers at the gate of Damascus;<br />
cobblers are all Mustaphas, and in the habit of sewing up people cut into<br />
four pieces, to whom they are taken blind-fold.<br />
Any iron ring let into stone is the entrance to a cave which only waits for<br />
the magician, and the little fire, and the necromancy, that will make the earth<br />
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shake. All the dates imported come from the same tree as that unlucky date,<br />
with whose shell the merchant knocked out the eye of the genie’s invisible<br />
son. All olives are of the stock of that fresh fruit, concerning which the<br />
Comman<strong>de</strong>r of the Faithful overheard the boy conduct the fictitious trial of<br />
the fraudulent olive merchant; all apples are akin to the apple purchased<br />
(with two others) from the Sultan’s gar<strong>de</strong>ner for three sequins, and which<br />
the tall black slave stole from the child. All dogs are associated with the dog,<br />
really a transformed man, who jumped upon the baker’s counter, and put his<br />
paw on the piece of bad money. All rice recalls the rice which the awful<br />
lady, who was a ghoule, could only peck by grains, because of her nightly<br />
feasts in the burial-place. My very rocking-horse,—there he is, with his<br />
nostrils turned completely insi<strong>de</strong>-out, indicative of Blood!—should have a<br />
peg in his neck, by virtue thereof to fly away with me, as the woo<strong>de</strong>n horse<br />
did with the Prince of Persia, in the sight of all his father’s Court.<br />
Yes, on every object that I recognise among those upper branches of my<br />
Christmas Tree, I see this fairy light! When I wake in bed, at daybreak, on<br />
the cold, dark, winter mornings, the white snow dimly beheld, outsi<strong>de</strong>,<br />
through the frost on the window-pane, I hear Dinarza<strong>de</strong>. “Sister, sister, if<br />
you are yet awake, I pray you finish the history of the Young King of the<br />
Black Islands.” Scheheraza<strong>de</strong> replies, “If my lord the Sultan will suffer me<br />
to live another day, sister, I will not only finish that, but tell you a more<br />
won<strong>de</strong>rful story yet.” Then, the gracious Sultan goes out, giving no or<strong>de</strong>rs<br />
for the execution, and we all three breathe again.<br />
At this height of my tree I begin to see, cowering among the leaves—it<br />
may be born of turkey, or of pudding, or mince pie, or of these many<br />
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fancies, jumbled with Robinson Crusoe on his <strong>de</strong>sert island, Philip Quarll<br />
among the monkeys, Sandford and Merton with Mr. Barlow, Mother Bunch,<br />
and the Mask—or it may be the result of indigestion, assisted by<br />
imagination and over-doctoring—a prodigious nightmare. It is so<br />
exceedingly indistinct, that I don’t know why it’s frightful—but I know it is.<br />
I can only make out that it is an immense array of shapeless things, which<br />
appear to be planted on a vast exaggeration of the lazy-tongs that used to<br />
bear the toy soldiers, and to be slowly coming close to my eyes, and<br />
receding to an immeasurable distance. When it comes closest, it is worse. In<br />
connection with it I <strong>de</strong>scry remembrances of winter nights incredibly long;<br />
of being sent early to bed, as a punishment for some small offence, and<br />
waking in two hours, with a sensation of having been asleep two nights; of<br />
the la<strong>de</strong>n hopelessness of morning ever dawning; and the oppression of a<br />
weight of remorse.<br />
And now, I see a won<strong>de</strong>rful row of little lights rise smoothly out of the<br />
ground, before a vast green curtain. Now, a bell rings—a magic bell, which<br />
still sounds in my ears unlike all other bells—and music plays, amidst a<br />
buzz of voices, and a fragrant smell of orange-peel and oil. Anon, the magic<br />
bell commands the music to cease, and the great green curtain rolls itself up<br />
majestically, and The Play begins! The <strong>de</strong>voted dog of Montargis avenges<br />
the <strong>de</strong>ath of his master, foully mur<strong>de</strong>red in the Forest of Bondy; and a<br />
humorous Peasant with a red nose and a very little hat, whom I take from<br />
this hour forth to my bosom as a friend (I think he was a Waiter or an<br />
Hostler at a village Inn, but many years have passed since he and I have<br />
met), remarks that the sassigassity of that dog is in<strong>de</strong>ed surprising; and<br />
evermore this jocular conceit will live in my remembrance fresh and<br />
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unfading, overtopping all possible jokes, unto the end of time. Or now, I<br />
learn with bitter tears how poor Jane Shore, dressed all in white, and with<br />
her brown hair hanging down, went starving through the streets; or how<br />
George Barnwell killed the worthiest uncle that ever man had, and was<br />
afterwards so sorry for it that he ought to have been let off. Comes swift to<br />
comfort me, the Pantomime—stupendous Phenomenon!—when clowns are<br />
shot from loa<strong>de</strong>d mortars into the great chan<strong>de</strong>lier, bright constellation that<br />
it is; when Harlequins, covered all over with scales of pure gold, twist and<br />
sparkle, like amazing fish; when Pantaloon (whom I <strong>de</strong>em it no irreverence<br />
to compare in my own mind to my grandfather) puts red-hot pokers in his<br />
pocket, and cries “Here’s somebody coming!” or taxes the Clown with petty<br />
larceny, by saying, “Now, I sawed you do it!” when Everything is capable,<br />
with the greatest ease, of being changed into Anything; and “Nothing is, but<br />
thinking makes it so.” Now, too, I perceive my first experience of the dreary<br />
sensation—often to return in after-life—of being unable, next day, to get<br />
back to the dull, settled world; of wanting to live for ever in the bright<br />
atmosphere I have quitted; of doting on the little Fairy, with the wand like a<br />
celestial Barber’s Pole, and pining for a Fairy immortality along with her.<br />
Ah, she comes back, in many shapes, as my eye wan<strong>de</strong>rs down the branches<br />
of my Christmas Tree, and goes as often, and has never yet stayed by me!<br />
Out of this <strong>de</strong>light springs the toy-theatre,—there it is, with its familiar<br />
proscenium, and ladies in feathers, in the boxes!—and all its attendant<br />
occupation with paste and glue, and gum, and water colours, in the getting-<br />
up of The Miller and his Men, and Elizabeth, or the Exile of Siberia. In spite<br />
of a few besetting acci<strong>de</strong>nts and failures (particularly an unreasonable<br />
disposition in the respectable Kelmar, and some others, to become faint in<br />
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the legs, and double up, at exciting points of the drama), a teeming world of<br />
fancies so suggestive and all-embracing, that, far below it on my Christmas<br />
Tree, I see dark, dirty, real Theatres in the day-time, adorned with these<br />
associations as with the freshest garlands of the rarest flowers, and charming<br />
me yet.<br />
But hark! The Waits are playing, and they break my childish sleep!<br />
What images do I associate with the Christmas music as I see them set forth<br />
on the Christmas Tree? Known before all the others, keeping far apart from<br />
all the others, they gather round my little bed. An angel, speaking to a group<br />
of shepherds in a field; some travellers, with eyes uplifted, following a star;<br />
a baby in a manger; a child in a spacious temple, talking with grave men; a<br />
solemn figure, with a mild and beautiful face, raising a <strong>de</strong>ad girl by the<br />
hand; again, near a city gate, calling back the son of a widow, on his bier, to<br />
life; a crowd of people looking through the opened roof of a chamber where<br />
he sits, and letting down a sick person on a bed, with ropes; the same, in a<br />
tempest, walking on the water to a ship; again, on a sea-shore, teaching a<br />
great multitu<strong>de</strong>; again, with a child upon his knee, and other children round;<br />
again, restoring sight to the blind, speech to the dumb, hearing to the <strong>de</strong>af,<br />
health to the sick, strength to the lame, knowledge to the ignorant; again,<br />
dying upon a Cross, watched by armed soldiers, a thick darkness coming on,<br />
the earth beginning to shake, and only one voice heard, “Forgive them, for<br />
they know not what they do.”<br />
Still, on the lower and maturer branches of the Tree, Christmas<br />
associations cluster thick. School-books shut up; Ovid and Virgil silenced;<br />
the Rule of Three, with its cool impertinent inquiries, long disposed of;<br />
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Terence and Plautus acted no more, in an arena of huddled <strong>de</strong>sks and forms,<br />
all chipped, and notched, and inked; cricket-bats, stumps, and balls, left<br />
higher up, with the smell of trod<strong>de</strong>n grass and the softened noise of shouts in<br />
the evening air; the tree is still fresh, still gay. If I no more come home at<br />
Christmas-time, there will be boys and girls (thank Heaven!) while the<br />
World lasts; and they do! Yon<strong>de</strong>r they dance and play upon the branches of<br />
my Tree, God bless them, merrily, and my heart dances and plays too!<br />
And I do come home at Christmas. We all do, or we all should. We all<br />
come home, or ought to come home, for a short holiday—the longer, the<br />
better—from the great boarding-school, where we are for ever working at<br />
our arithmetical slates, to take, and give a rest. As to going a visiting, where<br />
can we not go, if we will; where have we not been, when we would; starting<br />
our fancy from our Christmas Tree!<br />
Away into the winter prospect. There are many such upon the tree! On,<br />
by low-lying, misty grounds, through fens and fogs, up long hills, winding<br />
dark as caverns between thick plantations, almost shutting out the sparkling<br />
stars; so, out on broad heights, until we stop at last, with sud<strong>de</strong>n silence, at<br />
an avenue. The gate-bell has a <strong>de</strong>ep, half-awful sound in the frosty air; the<br />
gate swings open on its hinges; and, as we drive up to a great house, the<br />
glancing lights grow larger in the windows, and the opposing rows of trees<br />
seem to fall solemnly back on either si<strong>de</strong>, to give us place. At intervals, all<br />
day, a frightened hare has shot across this whitened turf; or the distant clatter<br />
of a herd of <strong>de</strong>er trampling the hard frost, has, for the minute, crushed the<br />
silence too. Their watchful eyes beneath the fern may be shining now, if we<br />
could see them, like the icy <strong>de</strong>wdrops on the leaves; but they are still, and all<br />
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is still. And so, the lights growing larger, and the trees falling back before<br />
us, and closing up again behind us, as if to forbid retreat, we come to the<br />
house.<br />
There is probably a smell of roasted chestnuts and other good<br />
comfortable things all the time, for we are telling Winter Stories—Ghost<br />
Stories, or more shame for us—round the Christmas fire; and we have never<br />
stirred, except to draw a little nearer to it. But, no matter for that. We came<br />
to the house, and it is an old house, full of great chimneys where wood is<br />
burnt on ancient dogs upon the hearth, and grim portraits (some of them<br />
with grim legends, too) lower distrustfully from the oaken panels of the<br />
walls. We are a middle-aged nobleman, and we make a generous supper<br />
with our host and hostess and their guests—it being Christmas-time, and the<br />
old house full of company—and then we go to bed.<br />
Our room is a very old room. It is hung with tapestry. We don’t like the<br />
portrait of a cavalier in green, over the fireplace. There are great black<br />
beams in the ceiling, and there is a great black bedstead, supported at the<br />
foot by two great black figures, who seem to have come off a couple of<br />
tombs in the old baronial church in the park, for our particular<br />
accommodation. But, we are not a superstitious nobleman, and we don’t<br />
mind. Well! we dismiss our servant, lock the door, and sit before the fire in<br />
our dressing-gown, musing about a great many things.<br />
At length we go to bed. Well! we can’t sleep. We toss and tumble, and<br />
can’t sleep. The embers on the hearth burn fitfully and make the room look<br />
ghostly. We can’t help peeping out over the counterpane, at the two black<br />
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figures and the cavalier—that wicked-looking cavalier—in green. In the<br />
flickering light they seem to advance and retire: which, though we are not by<br />
any means a superstitious nobleman, is not agreeable. Well! we get<br />
nervous—more and more nervous.<br />
We say “This is very foolish, but we can’t stand this; we’ll pretend to be<br />
ill, and knock up somebody.”<br />
Well! we are just going to do it, when the locked door opens, and there<br />
comes in a young woman, <strong>de</strong>adly pale, and with long fair hair, who gli<strong>de</strong>s to<br />
the fire, and sits down in the chair we have left there, wringing her hands.<br />
Then, we notice that her clothes are wet.<br />
Our tongue cleaves to the roof of our mouth, and we can’t speak; but, we<br />
observe her accurately.<br />
Her clothes are wet; her long hair is dabbled with moist mud; she is<br />
dressed in the fashion of two hundred years ago; and she has at her girdle a<br />
bunch of rusty keys.<br />
Well! there she sits, and we can’t even faint, we are in such a state about<br />
it. Presently she gets up, and tries all the locks in the room with the rusty<br />
keys, which won’t fit one of them; then, she fixes her eyes on the portrait of<br />
the cavalier in green, and says, in a low, terrible voice,<br />
“The stags know it!”<br />
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After that, she wrings her hands again, passes the bedsi<strong>de</strong>, and goes out<br />
at the door. We hurry on our dressing-gown, seize our pistols (we always<br />
travel with pistols), and are following, when we find the door locked.<br />
We turn the key, look out into the dark gallery; no one there. We wan<strong>de</strong>r<br />
away, and try to find our servant. Can’t be done.<br />
We pace the gallery till daybreak; then return to our <strong>de</strong>serted room, fall<br />
asleep, and are awakened by our servant (nothing ever haunts him) and the<br />
shining sun.<br />
Well! we make a wretched breakfast, and all the company say we look<br />
queer. After breakfast, we go over the house with our host, and then we take<br />
him to the portrait of the cavalier in green, and then it all comes out.<br />
He was false to a young housekeeper once attached to that family, and<br />
famous for her beauty, who drowned herself in a pond, and whose body was<br />
discovered, after a long time, because the stags refused to drink of the water.<br />
Since which, it has been whispered that she traverses the house at<br />
midnight (but goes especially to that room where the cavalier in green was<br />
wont to sleep), trying the old locks with the rusty keys.<br />
Well! we tell our host of what we have seen, and a sha<strong>de</strong> comes over his<br />
features, and he begs it may be hushed up; and so it is. But, it’s all true; and<br />
we said so, before we died (we are <strong>de</strong>ad now) to many responsible people.<br />
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There is no end to the old houses, with resounding galleries, and dismal<br />
state-bedchambers, and haunted wings shut up for many years, through<br />
which we may ramble, with an agreeable creeping up our back, and<br />
encounter any number of ghosts, but (it is worthy of remark perhaps)<br />
reducible to a very few general types and classes; for, ghosts have little<br />
originality, and “walk” in a beaten track.<br />
Thus, it comes to pass, that a certain room in a certain old hall, where a<br />
certain bad lord, baronet, knight, or gentleman, shot himself, has certain<br />
planks in the floor from which the blood will not be taken out. You may<br />
scrape and scrape, as the present owner has done, or plane and plane, as his<br />
father did, or scrub and scrub, as his grandfather did, or burn and burn with<br />
strong acids, as his great-grandfather did, but, there the blood will still be—<br />
no red<strong>de</strong>r and no paler—no more and no less—always just the same. Thus,<br />
in such another house there is a haunted door, that never will keep open; or<br />
another door that never will keep shut, or a haunted sound of a spinning-<br />
wheel, or a hammer, or a footstep, or a cry, or a sigh, or a horse’s tramp, or<br />
the rattling of a chain. Or else, there is a turret-clock, which, at the midnight<br />
hour, strikes thirteen when the head of the family is going to die; or a<br />
shadowy, immovable black carriage which at such a time is always seen by<br />
somebody, waiting near the great gates in the stable-yard. Or thus, it came to<br />
pass how Lady Mary went to pay a visit at a large wild house in the Scottish<br />
Highlands, and, being fatigued with her long journey, retired to bed early,<br />
and innocently said, next morning, at the breakfast-table, “How odd, to have<br />
so late a party last night, in this remote place, and not to tell me of it, before<br />
I went to bed!” Then, every one asked Lady Mary what she meant? Then,<br />
Lady Mary replied, “Why, all night long, the carriages were driving round<br />
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and round the terrace, un<strong>de</strong>rneath my window!” Then, the owner of the<br />
house turned pale, and so did his Lady, and Charles Macdoodle of<br />
Macdoodle signed to Lady Mary to say no more, and every one was silent.<br />
After breakfast, Charles Macdoodle told Lady Mary that it was a tradition in<br />
the family that those rumbling carriages on the terrace betokened <strong>de</strong>ath. And<br />
so it proved, for, two months afterwards, the Lady of the mansion died. And<br />
Lady Mary, who was a Maid of Honour at Court, often told this story to the<br />
old Queen Charlotte; by this token that the old King always said, “Eh, eh?<br />
What, what? Ghosts, ghosts? No such thing, no such thing!” And never left<br />
off saying so, until he went to bed.<br />
Or, a friend of somebody’s whom most of us know, when he was a<br />
young man at college, had a particular friend, with whom he ma<strong>de</strong> the<br />
compact that, if it were possible for the Spirit to return to this earth after its<br />
separation from the body, he of the twain who first died, should reappear to<br />
the other. In course of time, this compact was forgotten by our friend; the<br />
two young men having progressed in life, and taken diverging paths that<br />
were wi<strong>de</strong> asun<strong>de</strong>r. But, one night, many years afterwards, our friend being<br />
in the North of England, and staying for the night in an inn, on the Yorkshire<br />
Moors, happened to look out of bed; and there, in the moonlight, leaning on<br />
a bureau near the window, steadfastly regarding him, saw his old college<br />
friend!<br />
The appearance being solemnly addressed, replied, in a kind of whisper,<br />
but very audibly, “Do not come near me. I am <strong>de</strong>ad. I am here to re<strong>de</strong>em my<br />
promise. I come from another world, but may not disclose its secrets!”<br />
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Then, the whole form becoming paler, melted, as it were, into the<br />
moonlight, and fa<strong>de</strong>d away.<br />
Or, there was the daughter of the first occupier of the picturesque<br />
Elizabethan house, so famous in our neighbourhood. You have heard about<br />
her? No! Why, She went out one summer evening at twilight, when she was<br />
a beautiful girl, just seventeen years of age, to gather flowers in the gar<strong>de</strong>n;<br />
and presently came running, terrified, into the hall to her father, saying, “Oh,<br />
<strong>de</strong>ar father, I have met myself!” He took her in his arms, and told her it was<br />
fancy, but she said, “Oh no! I met myself in the broad walk, and I was pale<br />
and gathering withered flowers, and I turned my head, and held them up!”<br />
And, that night, she died; and a picture of her story was begun, though never<br />
finished, and they say it is somewhere in the house to this day, with its face<br />
to the wall.<br />
Or, the uncle of my brother’s wife was riding home on horseback, one<br />
mellow evening at sunset, when, in a green lane close to his own house, he<br />
saw a man standing before him, in the very centre of a narrow way. “Why<br />
does that man in the cloak stand there!” he thought. “Does he want me to<br />
ri<strong>de</strong> over him?” But the figure never moved. He felt a strange sensation at<br />
seeing it so still, but slackened his trot and ro<strong>de</strong> forward. When he was so<br />
close to it, as almost to touch it with his stirrup, his horse shied, and the<br />
figure gli<strong>de</strong>d up the bank, in a curious, unearthly manner—backward, and<br />
without seeming to use its feet—and was gone. The uncle of my brother’s<br />
wife, exclaiming, “Good Heaven! It’s my cousin Harry, from Bombay!” put<br />
spurs to his horse, which was sud<strong>de</strong>nly in a profuse sweat, and, won<strong>de</strong>ring at<br />
such strange behaviour, dashed round to the front of his house. There, he<br />
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saw the same figure, just passing in at the long French window of the<br />
drawing-room, opening on the ground. He threw his bridle to a servant, and<br />
hastened in after it. His sister was sitting there, alone. “Alice, where’s my<br />
cousin Harry?” “Your cousin Harry, John?” “Yes. From Bombay. I met him<br />
in the lane just now, and saw him enter here, this instant.” Not a creature had<br />
been seen by any one; and in that hour and minute, as it afterwards<br />
appeared, this cousin died in India.<br />
Or, it was a certain sensible old mai<strong>de</strong>n lady, who died at ninety-nine,<br />
and retained her faculties to the last, who really did see the Orphan Boy; a<br />
story which has often been incorrectly told, but, of which the real truth is<br />
this—because it is, in fact, a story belonging to our family—and she was a<br />
connexion of our family. When she was about forty years of age, and still an<br />
uncommonly fine woman (her lover died young, which was the reason why<br />
she never married, though she had many offers), she went to stay at a place<br />
in Kent, which her brother, an Indian-Merchant, had newly bought.<br />
There was a story that this place had once been held in trust by the<br />
guardian of a young boy; who was himself the next heir, and who killed the<br />
young boy by harsh and cruel treatment. She knew nothing of that. It has<br />
been said that there was a Cage in her bedroom in which the guardian used<br />
to put the boy. There was no such thing. There was only a closet. She went<br />
to bed, ma<strong>de</strong> no alarm whatever in the night, and in the morning said<br />
composedly to her maid when she came in, “Who is the pretty forlorn-<br />
looking child who has been peeping out of that closet all night?” The maid<br />
replied by giving a loud scream, and instantly <strong>de</strong>camping. She was<br />
surprised; but she was a woman of remarkable strength of mind, and she<br />
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dressed herself and went downstairs, and closeted herself with her brother.<br />
“Now, Walter,” she said, “I have been disturbed all night by a pretty,<br />
forlorn-looking boy, who has been constantly peeping out of that closet in<br />
my room, which I can’t open. This is some trick.” “I am afraid not,<br />
Charlotte,” said he, “for it is the legend of the house. It is the Orphan Boy.<br />
What did he do?” “He opened the door softly,” said she, “and peeped out.<br />
Sometimes, he came a step or two into the room. Then, I called to him, to<br />
encourage him, and he shrunk, and shud<strong>de</strong>red, and crept in again, and shut<br />
the door.” “The closet has no communication, Charlotte,” said her brother,<br />
“with any other part of the house, and it’s nailed up.” This was un<strong>de</strong>niably<br />
true, and it took two carpenters a whole forenoon to get it open, for<br />
examination. Then, she was satisfied that she had seen the Orphan Boy. But,<br />
the wild and terrible part of the story is, that he was also seen by three of her<br />
brother’s sons, in succession, who all died young. On the occasion of each<br />
child being taken ill, he came home in a heat, twelve hours before, and said,<br />
Oh, Mamma, he had been playing un<strong>de</strong>r a particular oak-tree, in a certain<br />
meadow, with a strange boy—a pretty, forlorn-looking boy, who was very<br />
timid, and ma<strong>de</strong> signs! From fatal experience, the parents came to know that<br />
this was the Orphan Boy, and that the course of that child whom he chose<br />
for his little playmate was surely run.<br />
Legion is the name of the German castles, where we sit up alone to wait<br />
for the Spectre—where we are shown into a room, ma<strong>de</strong> comparatively<br />
cheerful for our reception—where we glance round at the shadows, thrown<br />
on the blank walls by the crackling fire—where we feel very lonely when<br />
the village innkeeper and his pretty daughter have retired, after laying down<br />
a fresh store of wood upon the hearth, and setting forth on the small table<br />
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such supper-cheer as a cold roast capon, bread, grapes, and a flask of old<br />
Rhine wine—where the reverberating doors close on their retreat, one after<br />
another, like so many peals of sullen thun<strong>de</strong>r—and where, about the small<br />
hours of the night, we come into the knowledge of divers supernatural<br />
mysteries. Legion is the name of the haunted German stu<strong>de</strong>nts, in whose<br />
society we draw yet nearer to the fire, while the schoolboy in the corner<br />
opens his eyes wi<strong>de</strong> and round, and flies off the footstool he has chosen for<br />
his seat, when the door acci<strong>de</strong>ntally blows open. Vast is the crop of such<br />
fruit, shining on our Christmas Tree; in blossom, almost at the very top;<br />
ripening all down the boughs!<br />
Among the later toys and fancies hanging there—as idle often and less<br />
pure—be the images once associated with the sweet old Waits, the softened<br />
music in the night, ever unalterable! Encircled by the social thoughts of<br />
Christmas-time, still let the benignant figure of my childhood stand<br />
unchanged! In every cheerful image and suggestion that the season brings,<br />
may the bright star that rested above the poor roof, be the star of all the<br />
Christian World! A moment’s pause, O vanishing tree, of which the lower<br />
boughs are dark to me as yet, and let me look once more! I know there are<br />
blank spaces on thy branches, where eyes that I have loved have shone and<br />
smiled; from which they are <strong>de</strong>parted. But, far above, I see the raiser of the<br />
<strong>de</strong>ad girl, and the Widow’s Son; and God is good! If Age be hiding for me<br />
in the unseen portion of thy downward growth, O may I, with a grey head,<br />
turn a child’s heart to that figure yet, and a child’s trustfulness and<br />
confi<strong>de</strong>nce!<br />
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Now, the tree is <strong>de</strong>corated with bright merriment, and song, and dance,<br />
and cheerfulness. And they are welcome. Innocent and welcome be they<br />
ever held, beneath the branches of the Christmas Tree, which cast no<br />
gloomy shadow! But, as it sinks into the ground, I hear a whisper going<br />
through the leaves.<br />
“This, in commemoration of the law of love and kindness, mercy and<br />
compassion. This, in remembrance of Me!”<br />
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At Christmas I no more <strong>de</strong>sire a rose<br />
than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth;<br />
but like of each thing that in season grows.<br />
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William Shakespeare,<br />
Love's Labours Lost
THE GIFT OF THE MAGI<br />
O. Henry<br />
This story has been told and re-told in mo<strong>de</strong>rn adaptations (including a very<br />
sweet one with Mickey and Mimi). While most of you surely know the story, the<br />
original has a charm I’ve not seen in any other version.<br />
O d M<br />
One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it<br />
was in pennies.<br />
Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the<br />
vegetable man and the butcher until one’s cheeks burned with the silent<br />
imputation of parsimony that such close <strong>de</strong>aling implied. Three times Della<br />
counted it. One dollar and eighty-seven cents. And the next day would be<br />
Christmas.<br />
There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch<br />
and howl. So Della did it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is<br />
ma<strong>de</strong> up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.<br />
While the mistress of the home is gradually subsiding from the first<br />
stage to the second, take a look at the home. A furnished flat at $8 per week.<br />
It did not exactly beggar <strong>de</strong>scription, but it certainly had that word on the<br />
lookout for the mendicancy squad.<br />
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In the vestibule below was a letter-box into which no letter would go,<br />
and an electric button from which no mortal finger could coax a ring. Also<br />
appertaining thereunto was a card bearing the name “Mr. James Dillingham<br />
Young.”<br />
The “Dillingham” had been flung to the breeze during a former period of<br />
prosperity when its possessor was being paid $30 per week. Now, when the<br />
income was shrunk to $20, the letters of “Dillingham” looked blurred, as<br />
though they were thinking seriously of contracting to a mo<strong>de</strong>st and<br />
unassuming D. But whenever Mr. James Dillingham Young came home and<br />
reached his flat above he was called “Jim” and greatly hugged by Mrs.<br />
James Dillingham Young, already introduced to you as Della. Which is all<br />
very good.<br />
Della finished her cry and atten<strong>de</strong>d to her cheeks with the pow<strong>de</strong>r rag.<br />
She stood by the window and looked out dully at a gray cat walking a gray<br />
fence in a gray backyard. Tomorrow would be Christmas Day, and she had<br />
only $1.87 with which to buy Jim a present. She had been saving every<br />
penny she could for months, with this result. Twenty dollars a week doesn’t<br />
go far. Expenses had been greater than she had calculated. They always are.<br />
Only $1.87 to buy a present for Jim. Her Jim. Many a happy hour she had<br />
spent planning for something nice for him. Something fine and rare and<br />
sterling—something just a little bit near to being worthy of the honor of<br />
being owned by Jim.<br />
There was a pier-glass between the windows of the room. Perhaps you<br />
have seen a pier-glass in an $8 flat. A very thin and very agile person may,<br />
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y observing his reflection in a rapid sequence of longitudinal strips, obtain<br />
a fairly accurate conception of his looks. Della, being slen<strong>de</strong>r, had mastered<br />
the art.<br />
Sud<strong>de</strong>nly she whirled from the window and stood before the glass. Her<br />
eyes were shining brilliantly, but her face had lost its color within twenty<br />
seconds. Rapidly she pulled down her hair and let it fall to its full length.<br />
Now, there were two possessions of the James Dillingham Youngs in<br />
which they both took a mighty pri<strong>de</strong>. One was Jim’s gold watch that had<br />
been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other was Della’s hair. Had the<br />
Queen of Sheba lived in the flat across the airshaft, Della would have let her<br />
hair hang out the window some day to dry just to <strong>de</strong>preciate Her Majesty’s<br />
jewels and gifts. Had King Solomon been the janitor, with all his treasures<br />
piled up in the basement, Jim would have pulled out his watch every time he<br />
passed, just to see him pluck at his beard from envy.<br />
So now Della’s beautiful hair fell about her rippling and shining like a<br />
casca<strong>de</strong> of brown waters. It reached below her knee and ma<strong>de</strong> itself almost a<br />
garment for her. And then she did it up again nervously and quickly. Once<br />
she faltered for a minute and stood still while a tear or two splashed on the<br />
worn red carpet.<br />
On went her old brown jacket; on went her old brown hat. With a whirl<br />
of skirts and with the brilliant sparkle still in her eyes, she fluttered out the<br />
door and down the stairs to the street.<br />
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Where she stopped the sign read: “Mme. Sofronie. Hair Goods of All<br />
Kinds.” One flight up Della ran, and collected herself, panting. Madame,<br />
large, too white, chilly, hardly looked the “Sofronie.”<br />
“Will you buy my hair?” asked Della.<br />
“I buy hair,” said Madame. “Take yer hat off and let’s have a sight at the<br />
looks of it.”<br />
Down rippled the brown casca<strong>de</strong>.<br />
“Twenty dollars,” said Madame, lifting the mass with a practised hand.<br />
“Give it to me quick,” said Della.<br />
Oh, and the next two hours tripped by on rosy wings. Forget the hashed<br />
metaphor. She was ransacking the stores for Jim’s present.<br />
She found it at last. It surely had been ma<strong>de</strong> for Jim and no one else.<br />
There was no other like it in any of the stores, and she had turned all of them<br />
insi<strong>de</strong> out. It was a platinum fob chain simple and chaste in <strong>de</strong>sign, properly<br />
proclaiming its value by substance alone and not by meretricious<br />
ornamentation—as all good things should do. It was even worthy of The<br />
Watch. As soon as she saw it she knew that it must be Jim’s. It was like him.<br />
Quietness and value—the <strong>de</strong>scription applied to both. Twenty-one dollars<br />
they took from her for it, and she hurried home with the 87 cents. With that<br />
chain on his watch Jim might be properly anxious about the time in any<br />
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company. Grand as the watch was, he sometimes looked at it on the sly on<br />
account of the old leather strap that he used in place of a chain.<br />
When Della reached home her intoxication gave way a little to pru<strong>de</strong>nce<br />
and reason. She got out her curling irons and lighted the gas and went to<br />
work repairing the ravages ma<strong>de</strong> by generosity ad<strong>de</strong>d to love. Which is<br />
always a tremendous task, <strong>de</strong>ar friends—a mammoth task.<br />
Within forty minutes her head was covered with tiny, close-lying curls<br />
that ma<strong>de</strong> her look won<strong>de</strong>rfully like a truant schoolboy. She looked at her<br />
reflection in the mirror long, carefully, and critically.<br />
“If Jim doesn’t kill me,” she said to herself, “before he takes a second<br />
look at me, he’ll say I look like a Coney Island chorus girl. But what could I<br />
do—oh! what could I do with a dollar and eighty-seven cents?”<br />
At 7 o’clock the coffee was ma<strong>de</strong> and the frying-pan was on the back of<br />
the stove hot and ready to cook the chops.<br />
Jim was never late. Della doubled the fob chain in her hand and sat on<br />
the corner of the table near the door that he always entered. Then she heard<br />
his step on the stair away down on the first flight, and she turned white for<br />
just a moment. She had a habit of saying little silent prayers about the<br />
simplest everyday things, and now she whispered: “Please God, make him<br />
think I am still pretty.”<br />
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The door opened and Jim stepped in and closed it. He looked thin and<br />
very serious. Poor fellow, he was only twenty-two—and to be bur<strong>de</strong>ned<br />
with a family! He nee<strong>de</strong>d a new overcoat and he was without gloves.<br />
Jim stopped insi<strong>de</strong> the door, as immovable as a setter at the scent of<br />
quail. His eyes were fixed upon Della, and there was an expression in them<br />
that she could not read, and it terrified her. It was not anger, nor surprise, nor<br />
disapproval, nor horror, nor any of the sentiments that she had been prepared<br />
for. He simply stared at her fixedly with that peculiar expression on his face.<br />
Della wriggled off the table and went for him.<br />
“Jim, darling,” she cried, “don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut<br />
off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without<br />
giving you a present. It’ll grow out again—you won’t mind, will you? I just<br />
had to do it. My hair grows awfully fast. Say ‘Merry Christmas!’ Jim, and<br />
let’s be happy. You don’t know what a nice—what a beautiful, nice gift I’ve<br />
got for you.”<br />
“You’ve cut off your hair?” asked Jim, laboriously, as if he had not<br />
arrived at that patent fact yet even after the har<strong>de</strong>st mental labor.<br />
“Cut it off and sold it,” said Della. “Don’t you like me just as well,<br />
anyhow? I’m me without my hair, ain’t I?”<br />
Jim looked about the room curiously.<br />
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“You say your hair is gone?” he said, with an air almost of idiocy.<br />
“You needn’t look for it,” said Della. “It’s sold, I tell you—sold and<br />
gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve, boy. Be good to me, for it went for you.<br />
Maybe the hairs of my head were numbered,” she went on with a sud<strong>de</strong>n<br />
serious sweetness, “but nobody could ever count my love for you. Shall I<br />
put the chops on, Jim?”<br />
Out of his trance Jim seemed quickly to wake. He enfol<strong>de</strong>d his Della.<br />
For ten seconds let us regard with discreet scrutiny some inconsequential<br />
object in the other direction. Eight dollars a week or a million a year—what<br />
is the difference? A mathematician or a wit would give you the wrong<br />
answer. The magi brought valuable gifts, but that was not among them. This<br />
dark assertion will be illuminated later on.<br />
table.<br />
Jim drew a package from his overcoat pocket and threw it upon the<br />
“Don’t make any mistake, Dell,” he said, “about me. I don’t think<br />
there’s anything in the way of a haircut or a shave or a shampoo that could<br />
make me like my girl any less. But if you’ll unwrap that package you may<br />
see why you had me going a while at first.”<br />
White fingers and nimble tore at the string and paper. And then an<br />
ecstatic scream of joy; and then, alas! a quick feminine change to hysterical<br />
tears and wails, necessitating the immediate employment of all the<br />
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comforting powers of the lord of the flat.<br />
For there lay The Combs—the set of combs, si<strong>de</strong> and back, that Della<br />
had worshipped for long in a Broadway window. Beautiful combs, pure<br />
tortoise shell, with jewelled rims—just the sha<strong>de</strong> to wear in the beautiful<br />
vanished hair. They were expensive combs, she knew, and her heart had<br />
simply craved and yearned over them without the least hope of possession.<br />
And now, they were hers, but the tresses that should have adorned the<br />
coveted adornments were gone.<br />
But she hugged them to her bosom, and at length she was able to look up<br />
with dim eyes and a smile and say: “My hair grows so fast, Jim!”<br />
And then Della leaped up like a little singed cat and cried, “Oh, oh!”<br />
Jim had not yet seen his beautiful present. She held it out to him eagerly<br />
upon her open palm. The dull precious metal seemed to flash with a<br />
reflection of her bright and ar<strong>de</strong>nt spirit.<br />
“Isn’t it a dandy, Jim? I hunted all over town to find it. You’ll have to<br />
look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to<br />
see how it looks on it.”<br />
Instead of obeying, Jim tumbled down on the couch and put his hands<br />
un<strong>de</strong>r the back of his head and smiled.<br />
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“Dell,” said he, “let’s put our Christmas presents away and keep ’em a<br />
while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the<br />
money to buy your combs. And now suppose you put the chops on.”<br />
The magi, as you know, were wise men—won<strong>de</strong>rfully wise men—who<br />
brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving<br />
Christmas presents. Being wise, their gifts were no doubt wise ones,<br />
possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in case of duplication. And here I<br />
have lamely related to you the uneventful chronicle of two foolish children<br />
in a flat who most unwisely sacrificed for each other the greatest treasures of<br />
their house. But in a last word to the wise of these days let it be said that of<br />
all who give gifts these two were the wisest.<br />
Of all who give and receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere<br />
they are wisest.<br />
They are the magi.<br />
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It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the<br />
jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put<br />
parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.<br />
~ 38 ~<br />
Ronald Reagan
THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL<br />
Hans Christian An<strong>de</strong>rsen<br />
Won<strong>de</strong>rful and touch as this little tale is, I must warn you: Read this one only if<br />
you want to have a good cry!<br />
O d M<br />
Most terribly cold it was; it snowed, and was nearly quite dark, and<br />
evening-- the last evening of the year.<br />
In this cold and darkness there went along the street a poor little girl,<br />
barehea<strong>de</strong>d, and with naked feet. When she left home she had slippers on, it<br />
is true; but what was the good of that? They were very large slippers, which<br />
her mother had hitherto worn; so large were they; and the poor little thing<br />
lost them as she scuffled away across the street, because of two carriages<br />
that rolled by dreadfully fast.<br />
One slipper was nowhere to be found; the other had been laid hold of by<br />
an urchin, and off he ran with it; he thought it would do capitally for a cradle<br />
when he some day or other should have children himself. So the little<br />
mai<strong>de</strong>n walked on with her tiny naked feet, that were quite red and blue<br />
from cold. She carried a quantity of matches in an old apron, and she held a<br />
bundle of them in her hand. Nobody had bought anything of her the whole<br />
livelong day; no one had given her a single farthing.<br />
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She crept along trembling with cold and hunger--a very picture of<br />
sorrow, the poor little thing!<br />
The flakes of snow covered her long fair hair, which fell in beautiful<br />
curls around her neck; but of that, of course, she never once now thought.<br />
From all the windows the candles were gleaming, and it smelt so <strong>de</strong>liciously<br />
of roast goose, for you know it was New Year's Eve; yes, of that she<br />
thought.<br />
In a corner formed by two houses, of which one advanced more than the<br />
other, she seated herself down and cowered together. Her little feet she had<br />
drawn close up to her, but she grew col<strong>de</strong>r and col<strong>de</strong>r, and to go home she<br />
did not venture, for she had not sold any matches and could not bring a<br />
farthing of money: from her father she would certainly get blows, and at<br />
home it was cold too, for above her she had only the roof, through which the<br />
wind whistled, even though the largest cracks were stopped up with straw<br />
and rags.<br />
Her little hands were almost numbed with cold. Oh! a match might<br />
afford her a world of comfort, if she only dared take a single one out of the<br />
bundle, draw it against the wall, and warm her fingers by it. She drew one<br />
out. "Rischt!" how it blazed, how it burnt! It was a warm, bright flame, like<br />
a candle, as she held her hands over it: it was a won<strong>de</strong>rful light. It seemed<br />
really to the little mai<strong>de</strong>n as though she were sitting before a large iron<br />
stove, with burnished brass feet and a brass ornament at top. The fire burned<br />
with such blessed influence; it warmed so <strong>de</strong>lightfully. The little girl had<br />
already stretched out her feet to warm them too; but--the small flame went<br />
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out, the stove vanished: she had only the remains of the burnt-out match in<br />
her hand.<br />
She rubbed another against the wall: it burned brightly, and where the<br />
light fell on the wall, there the wall became transparent like a veil, so that<br />
she could see into the room. On the table was spread a snow-white<br />
tablecloth; upon it was a splendid porcelain service, and the roast goose was<br />
steaming famously with its stuffing of apple and dried plums. And what was<br />
still more capital to behold was, the goose hopped down from the dish,<br />
reeled about on the floor with knife and fork in its breast, till it came up to<br />
the poor little girl; when--the match went out and nothing but the thick, cold,<br />
damp wall was left behind. She lighted another match. Now there she was<br />
sitting un<strong>de</strong>r the most magnificent Christmas tree: it was still larger, and<br />
more <strong>de</strong>corated than the one which she had seen through the glass door in<br />
the rich merchant's house.<br />
Thousands of lights were burning on the green branches, and gaily-<br />
colored pictures, such as she had seen in the shop-windows, looked down<br />
upon her. The little mai<strong>de</strong>n stretched out her hands towards them when--the<br />
match went out. The lights of the Christmas tree rose higher and higher, she<br />
saw them now as stars in heaven; one fell down and formed a long trail of<br />
fire.<br />
"Someone is just <strong>de</strong>ad!" said the little girl; for her old grandmother, the<br />
only person who had loved her, and who was now no more, had told her,<br />
that when a star falls, a soul ascends to God.<br />
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She drew another match against the wall: it was again light, and in the<br />
lustre there stood the old grandmother, so bright and radiant, so mild, and<br />
with such an expression of love.<br />
"Grandmother!" cried the little one. "Oh, take me with you! You go<br />
away when the match burns out; you vanish like the warm stove, like the<br />
<strong>de</strong>licious roast goose, and like the magnificent Christmas tree!" And she<br />
rubbed the whole bundle of matches quickly against the wall, for she wanted<br />
to be quite sure of keeping her grandmother near her. And the matches gave<br />
such a brilliant light that it was brighter than at noon-day: never formerly<br />
had the grandmother been so beautiful and so tall. She took the little mai<strong>de</strong>n,<br />
on her arm, and both flew in brightness and in joy so high, so very high, and<br />
then above was neither cold, nor hunger, nor anxiety--they were with God.<br />
But in the corner, at the cold hour of dawn, sat the poor girl, with rosy<br />
cheeks and with a smiling mouth, leaning against the wall--frozen to <strong>de</strong>ath<br />
on the last evening of the old year. Stiff and stark sat the child there with her<br />
matches, of which one bundle had been burnt. "She wanted to warm<br />
herself," people said. No one had the slightest suspicion of what beautiful<br />
things she had seen; no one even dreamed of the splendor in which, with her<br />
grandmother she had entered on the joys of a new year.<br />
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.<br />
Mother took me to see him in a <strong>de</strong>partment store and he asked for<br />
my autograph.<br />
~ 43 ~<br />
Shirley Temple
A LETTER FROM SANTA CLAUS<br />
(from Mark Twain to his daughter, Susy)<br />
I found this little piece not long ago and found it truly enchanting. Your children<br />
will cherish forever the memory of an unexpected letter from Santa himself!<br />
Palace of Saint Nicholas in the Moon<br />
Christmas Morning<br />
My Dear Susy Clemens,<br />
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O d M<br />
I have received and read all the letters which you and your little sister have<br />
written me . . . . I can read your and your baby sister's jagged and fantastic<br />
marks without any trouble at all. But I had trouble with those letters which<br />
you dictated through your mother and the nurses, for I am a foreigner and<br />
cannot read English writing well. You will find that I ma<strong>de</strong> no mistakes<br />
about the things which you and the baby or<strong>de</strong>red in your own letters--I went<br />
down your chimney at midnight when you were asleep and <strong>de</strong>livered them<br />
all myself--and kissed both of you, too . . . . But . . . there were . . . one or<br />
two small or<strong>de</strong>rs which I could not fill because we ran out of stock . . . .<br />
There was a word or two in your mama's letter which . . .I took to be "a<br />
trunk full of doll's clothes." Is that it? I will call at your kitchen door about<br />
nine o'clock this morning to inquire. But I must not see anybody and I must<br />
not speak to anybody but you. When the kitchen doorbell rings, George
must be blindfol<strong>de</strong>d and sent to the door. You must tell George he must<br />
walk on tiptoe and not speak--otherwise he will die someday. Then you<br />
must go up to the nursery and stand on a chair or the nurse's bed and put<br />
your ear to the speaking tube that leads down to the kitchen and when I<br />
whistle through it you must speak in the tube and say, "Welcome, Santa<br />
Claus!" Then I will ask whether it was a trunk you or<strong>de</strong>red or not. If you say<br />
it was, I shall ask you what color you want the trunk to be . . . and then you<br />
must tell me every single thing in <strong>de</strong>tail which you want the trunk to<br />
contain. Then when I say "Good-by and a merry Christmas to my little Susy<br />
Clemens," you must say "Good-by, good old Santa Claus, I thank you very<br />
much." Then you must go down into the library and make George close all<br />
the doors that open into the main hall, and everybody must keep still for a<br />
little while. I will go to the moon and get those things and in a few minutes I<br />
will come down the chimney that belongs to the fireplace that is in the hall--<br />
if it is a trunk you want--because I couldn't get such a thing as a trunk down<br />
the nursery chimney, you know . . . .If I should leave any snow in the hall,<br />
you must tell George to sweep it into the fireplace, for I haven't time to do<br />
such things. George must not use a broom, but a rag--else he will die<br />
someday . . . . If my boot should leave a stain on the marble, George must<br />
not holystone it away. Leave it there always in memory of my visit; and<br />
whenever you look at it or show it to anybody you must let it remind you to<br />
be a good little girl. Whenever you are naughty and someone points to that<br />
mark which your good old Santa Claus's boot ma<strong>de</strong> on the marble, what will<br />
you say, little sweetheart?<br />
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This is quite the season in<strong>de</strong>ed for friendly meetings. At Christmas<br />
every body invites their friends about them, and people think little<br />
of even the worst weather. I was snowed up at a friend's house<br />
once for a week. Nothing could be pleasanter.<br />
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Jane Austen<br />
Emma
A LITTLE WOMEN CHRISTMAS<br />
An excerpt from the novel by Louisa May Alcott<br />
I was going to inclu<strong>de</strong> a short quote from Little Women, but re-visiting these two<br />
chapters was such a joy I thought they <strong>de</strong>served a section of their own.<br />
Happy Christmas!<br />
O d M<br />
"Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents," grumbled Jo,<br />
lying on the rug.<br />
dress.<br />
"It's so dreadful to be poor!" sighed Meg, looking down at her old<br />
"I don't think it's fair for some girls to have plenty of pretty things, and<br />
other girls nothing at all," ad<strong>de</strong>d little Amy, with an injured sniff.<br />
"We've got Father and Mother, and each other," said Beth contentedly<br />
from her corner.<br />
The four young faces on which the firelight shone brightened at the<br />
cheerful words, but darkened again as Jo said sadly, "We haven't got Father,<br />
and shall not have him for a long time." She didn't say "perhaps never," but<br />
each silently ad<strong>de</strong>d it, thinking of Father far away, where the fighting was.<br />
Nobody spoke for a minute; then Meg said in an altered tone, "You<br />
know the reason Mother proposed not having any presents this Christmas<br />
was because it is going to be a hard winter for everyone; and she thinks we<br />
ought not to spend money for pleasure, when our men are suffering so in the<br />
army. We can't do much, but we can make our little sacrifices, and ought to<br />
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do it gladly. But I am afraid I don't." And Meg shook her head, as she<br />
thought regretfully of all the pretty things she wanted.<br />
"But I don't think the little we should spend would do any good. We've<br />
each got a dollar, and the army wouldn't be much helped by our giving that.<br />
I agree not to expect anything from Mother or you, but I do want to buy<br />
UNDINE AND SINTRAM for myself. I've wanted it so long," said Jo, who<br />
was a bookworm.<br />
"I planned to spend mine in new music," said Beth, with a little sigh,<br />
which no one heard but the hearth brush and kettle hol<strong>de</strong>r.<br />
"I shall get a nice box of Faber's drawing pencils. I really need them,"<br />
said Amy <strong>de</strong>ci<strong>de</strong>dly.<br />
"Mother didn't say anything about our money, and she won't wish us to<br />
give up everything. Let's each buy what we want, and have a little fun. I'm<br />
sure we work hard enough to earn it," cried Jo, examining the heels of her<br />
shoes in a gentlemanly manner.<br />
"I know I do--teaching those tiresome children nearly all day, when I'm<br />
longing to enjoy myself at home," began Meg, in the complaining tone<br />
again.<br />
"You don't have half such a hard time as I do," said Jo. "How would<br />
you like to be shut up for hours with a nervous, fussy old lady, who keeps<br />
you trotting, is never satisfied, and worries you till you you're ready to fly<br />
out the window or cry?"<br />
"It's naughty to fret, but I do think washing dishes and keeping things<br />
tidy is the worst work in the world. It makes me cross, and my hands get so<br />
stiff, I can't practice well at all." And Beth looked at her rough hands with a<br />
sigh that any one could hear that time.<br />
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"I don't believe any of you suffer as I do," cried Amy, "for you don't<br />
have to go to school with impertinent girls, who plague you if you don't<br />
know your lessons, and laugh at your dresses, and label your father if he isn't<br />
rich, and insult you when your nose isn't nice."<br />
"If you mean libel, I'd say so, and not talk about labels, as if Papa was a<br />
pickle bottle," advised Jo, laughing.<br />
"I know what I mean, and you needn't be statirical about it. It's proper<br />
to use good words, and improve your vocabilary," returned Amy, with<br />
dignity.<br />
"Don't peck at one another, children. Don't you wish we had the money<br />
Papa lost when we were little, Jo? Dear me! How happy and good we'd be,<br />
if we had no worries!" said Meg, who could remember better times.<br />
"You said the other day you thought we were a <strong>de</strong>al happier than the<br />
King children, for they were fighting and fretting all the time, in spite of<br />
their money."<br />
"So I did, Beth. Well, I think we are. For though we do have to work,<br />
we make fun of ourselves, and are a pretty jolly set, as Jo would say."<br />
"Jo does use such slang words!" observed Amy, with a reproving look<br />
at the long figure stretched on the rug.<br />
whistle.<br />
Jo immediately sat up, put her hands in her pockets, and began to<br />
"Don't, Jo. It's so boyish!"<br />
"That's why I do it."<br />
"I <strong>de</strong>test ru<strong>de</strong>, unladylike girls!"<br />
"I hate affected, niminy-piminy chits!"<br />
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"Birds in their little nests agree," sang Beth, the peacemaker, with such<br />
a funny face that both sharp voices softened to a laugh, and the "pecking"<br />
en<strong>de</strong>d for that time.<br />
"Really, girls, you are both to be blamed," said Meg, beginning to<br />
lecture in her el<strong>de</strong>r-sisterly fashion."You are old enough to leave off boyish<br />
tricks, and to behave better, Josephine. It didn't matter so much when you<br />
were a little girl, but now you are so tall, and turn up your hair, you should<br />
remember that you are a young lady."<br />
"I'm not! And if turning up my hair makes me one, I'll wear it in two<br />
tails till I'm twenty," cried Jo, pulling off her net, and shaking down a<br />
chestnut mane. "I hate to think I've got to grow up, and be Miss March, and<br />
wear long gowns, and look as prim as a China Aster! It's bad enough to be a<br />
girl, anyway, when I like boy's games and work and manners! I can't get<br />
over my disappointment in not being a boy. And it's worse than ever now,<br />
for I'm dying to go and fight with Papa. And I can only stay home and knit,<br />
like a poky old woman!"<br />
And Jo shook the blue army sock till the needles rattled like castanets,<br />
and her ball boun<strong>de</strong>d across the room.<br />
"Poor Jo! It's too bad, but it can't be helped. So you must try to be<br />
contented with making your name boyish, and playing brother to us girls,"<br />
said Beth, stroking the rough head with a hand that all the dish washing and<br />
dusting in the world could not make ungentle in its touch.<br />
"As for you, Amy," continued Meg, "you are altogether to particular<br />
and prim. Your airs are funny now, but you'll grow up an affected little<br />
goose, if you don't take care. I I like your nice manners and refined ways of<br />
speaking, when you don't try to be elegant. But your absurd words are as bad<br />
as Jo's slang."<br />
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"If Jo is a tomboy and Amy a goose, what am I, please?" asked Beth,<br />
ready to share the lecture.<br />
"You're a <strong>de</strong>ar, and nothing else," answered Meg warmly, and no one<br />
contradicted her, for the `Mouse' was the pet of the family.<br />
As young rea<strong>de</strong>rs like to know `how people look', we will take this<br />
moment to give them a little sketch of the four sisters, who sat knitting away<br />
in the twilight, while the December snow fell quietly without, and the fire<br />
crackled cheerfully within. It was a comfortable room, though the carpet was<br />
fa<strong>de</strong>d and the furniture very plain, for a good picture or two hung on the<br />
walls, books filled the recesses, chrysanthemums and Christmas roses<br />
bloomed in the windows, and a pleasant atmosphere of home peace<br />
perva<strong>de</strong>d it.<br />
Margaret, the el<strong>de</strong>st of the four, was sixteen, and very pretty, being<br />
plump and fair, with large eyes, plenty of soft brown hair, a sweet mouth,<br />
and white hands, of which she was rather vain. Fifteen- year-old Jo was very<br />
tall, thin, and brown, and remin<strong>de</strong>d one of a colt, for she never seemed to<br />
know what to do with her long limbs, which were very much in her way.<br />
She had a <strong>de</strong>ci<strong>de</strong>d mouth, a comical nose, and sharp, gray eyes, which<br />
appeared to see everything, and were by turns fierce, funny, or thoughtful.<br />
Her long, thick hair was her one beauty, but it was usually bundled into a<br />
net, to be out of her way. Round shoul<strong>de</strong>rs had Jo, big hands and feet, a<br />
flyaway look to her clothes, and the uncomfortable appearance of a girl who<br />
was rapidly shooting up into a woman and didn't like it. Elizabeth, or Beth,<br />
as everyone called her, was a rosy, smooth- haired, bright-eyed girl of<br />
thirteen, with a shy manner, a timid voice, and a ;peaceful expression which<br />
was seldom disturbed. Her father called her `Little Miss Tranquility', and the<br />
name suited her excellently, for she seemed to live in a happy world of her<br />
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own, only venturing out to meet the few whom she trusted and loved. Amy,<br />
though the youngest, was a most important person, in her own opinion at<br />
least. A regular snow mai<strong>de</strong>n, with blue eyes, and yellow hair curling on her<br />
shoul<strong>de</strong>rs, pale and slen<strong>de</strong>r, and always carrying herself like a young lady<br />
mindful of her manners. What the characters of the four sisters were we will<br />
leave to be found out.<br />
The clock struck six and, having swept up the hearth, Beth put a pair of<br />
slippers down to warm. Somehow the sight of the old shoes had a good<br />
effect upon the girls, for Mother was coming, and everyone brightened to<br />
welcome her. Meg stopped lecturing, and lighted the lamp, Amy got out of<br />
the easy chair without being asked, and Jo forgot how tired she was as she<br />
sat up to hold the slippers nearer to the blaze.<br />
"They are quite worn out. Marmee must have a new pair."<br />
"I thought I'd get her some with my dollar," said Beth.<br />
"No, I shall!" cried Amy.<br />
"I'm the ol<strong>de</strong>st," began Meg, but Jo cut in with a <strong>de</strong>ci<strong>de</strong>d, "I'm the man<br />
of the family now Papa is away, and I shall provi<strong>de</strong> the slippers, for he told<br />
me to take special care of Mother while he was gone."<br />
"I'll tell you what we'll do," said Beth, "let's each get her something for<br />
Christmas, land not get anything for ourselves."<br />
That's like you, <strong>de</strong>ar! What will we get?" exclaimed Jo.<br />
Everyone thought soberly for a minute, then Meg announced, as if the<br />
i<strong>de</strong>a was suggested by the sight of her own pretty hands, "I shall give her a<br />
nice pair of gloves."<br />
"Army shoes, best to be had," cried Jo.<br />
"Some handkerchiefs, all hemmed," said Beth.<br />
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"I'll get a little bottle of cologne. She likes it, and it won't cost much, so<br />
I'll have some left to buy my pencils," ad<strong>de</strong>d Amy.<br />
"How will we give the things?" asked Meg.<br />
"Put them on the table, and bring her in and see her open the bundles.<br />
Don't you remember how we used to do on our birthdays?" answered Jo.<br />
"I used to be so frightened when it was my turn to sit in the chair with<br />
the crown on, and see you all come marching round to give the presents,<br />
with a kiss. I liked the things and the kisses, but it was dreadful to have you<br />
sit looking at me while I opened the bundles," said Beth, who was toasting<br />
her face and the bread for tea at the same time.<br />
"Let Marmee think we are getting things for ourselves, and then<br />
surprise her. We must go shopping tomorrow afternoon, Meg. There is so<br />
much to do about the play for Christmas night," said Jo, marching up and<br />
down, with her hands behind her back, and her nose in the air.<br />
"I don't mean to act any more after this time. I'm getting too old for<br />
such things," observed Meg, who was as much a child as ever about<br />
`dressing-up' frolics.<br />
"You won't stop, I know, as long as you can trail round in a white gown<br />
with your hair down, and wear gold-paper jewelry. You are the best actress<br />
we've got, and there'll be an end of everything if you quit the boards," said<br />
Jo. "We ought to rehearse tonight. Come here, Amy, and do the fainting<br />
scene, for you are as stiff as a poker in that."<br />
"I can't help it. I never saw anyone faint, and I don't choose to make<br />
myself all black and blue, tumbling flat as you do. If I can go down easily,<br />
I'll drop. If I can't, I shall fall into a chair and be graceful. I don't care if<br />
Hugo does come at me with a pistol," returned Amy, who was not gifted<br />
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with dramatic power, but was chosen because she was small enough to be<br />
borne out shrieking by the villain of the piece.<br />
"Do it this way. Clasp your hands so, and stagger across the room,<br />
crying frantically, `Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo Save me! Save me!' and away went Jo, with a<br />
melodramatic scream which was truly thrilling.<br />
Amy followed, but she poked her hands out stiffly before her, and<br />
jerked herself along as if she went by machinery, and her "Ow!" was more<br />
suggestive of pins being run into her than of fear and anguish. Jo gave a<br />
<strong>de</strong>spairing groan, and Meg laughed outright, while Beth let her bread burn<br />
as she watched the fun with interest. "It's no use! Do the best you can when<br />
the time comes, and if the audience laughs, don't blame me. Come on, Meg."<br />
"Then things went smoothly, for Don Pedro <strong>de</strong>fied the world in a<br />
speech of two pages without a single break. Hagar, the witch, chanted an<br />
awful incantation over her kettleful of simmering toads, with weird effect.<br />
Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo rent his chains asun<strong>de</strong>r manfully, and Hugo died in agonies of<br />
remorse and arsenic, with a wild, "Ha! Ha!"<br />
"It's the best we've had yet," said Meg, as the <strong>de</strong>ad villain sat up and<br />
rubbed his elbows.<br />
"I don't see how you can write and act such splendid things, Jo. You're<br />
a regular Shakespeare!" exclaimed Beth, who firmly believed that her sisters<br />
were gifted with won<strong>de</strong>rful genius in all things.<br />
"Not quite," replied Jo mo<strong>de</strong>stly. "I do think THE WITCHES CURSE,<br />
an Operatic Tragedy is rather a nice thing, but I'd like to try MACBETH, if<br />
we only had a trapdoor for Banquo. I always wanted to do the killing part.<br />
`Is that a dagger that I see before me?" muttered Jo, rolling her eyes and<br />
clutching at the air, as she had seen a famous tragedian do.<br />
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"No, it's the toasting fork, with Mother's shoe on it instead of the bread.<br />
Beth's stage-struck!" cried Meg, and the rehearsal en<strong>de</strong>d in a general burst of<br />
laughter.<br />
"Glad to find you so merry, my girls," said a cheery voice at the door,<br />
and actors and audience turned to welcome a tall, motherly lady with a `can<br />
I help you' look about her which was truly <strong>de</strong>lightful. She was not elegantly<br />
dressed, but a noble-looking woman, and the girls thought the gray cloak<br />
and unfashionable bonnet covered the most splendid mother in the world.<br />
"Well, <strong>de</strong>aries, how have you got on today? There was so much to do,<br />
getting the boxes ready to go tomorrow, that I didn't come home to dinner.<br />
Has anyone called, Beth? How is your cold, Meg? Jo, you look tired to<br />
<strong>de</strong>ath. Come and kiss me, baby."<br />
While making these maternal inquiries Mrs. March got her wet things<br />
off, her warm slippers on, and sitting down in the easy chair, drew Amy to<br />
her lap, preparing to enjoy the happiest hour of her busy day. The girls flew<br />
about, trying to make things comfortable, each in her own way. Meg<br />
arranged the tea table, Jo brought wood and set chairs, dropping, over-<br />
turning, and clattering everything she touched. Beth trotted to and fro<br />
between parlor kitchen, quiet and busy, while Amy gave directions to<br />
everyone, as she sat with her hands fol<strong>de</strong>d.<br />
As they gathered about the table, Mrs. March said, with a particularly<br />
happy face, "I've got a treat for you after supper."<br />
A quick, bright smile went round like a streak of sunshine. Beth<br />
clapped her hands, regardless of the biscuit she held, and Jo tossed up her<br />
napkin, crying, "A letter! A letter! Three cheers for Father!"<br />
"Yes, a nice long letter. He is well, and thinks he shall get through the<br />
cold season better than we feared. He sends all sorts of loving wishes for<br />
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Christmas, and an especial message to you girls," said Mrs. March, patting<br />
her pocket as if she had got a treasure there.<br />
"Hurry and get done! Don't stop to quirk your little finger and simper<br />
over your plate, Amy," cried Jo, choking on her tea and dropping her bread,<br />
butter si<strong>de</strong> down, on the carpet in her haste to get at the treat.<br />
Beth ate no more, but crept away to sit in her shadowy corner and<br />
brood over the <strong>de</strong>light to come, till the others were ready.<br />
"I think it was so splendid in Father to go as chaplain when he was too<br />
old to be drafted, and not strong enough for a soldier," said Meg warmly.<br />
"Don't I wish I could go as a drummer, a vivan--what's its name? Or a<br />
nurse, so I could be near him and help him," exclaimed Jo, with a groan.<br />
"It must be very disagreeable to sleep in a tent, and eat all sorts of bad-<br />
tasting things, and drink out of a tin mug," sighed Amy.<br />
her voice.<br />
"When will he come home, Marmee? asked Beth, with a little quiver in<br />
"Not for many months, <strong>de</strong>ar, unless he is sick. He will stay and do his<br />
work faithfully as long as he can, and we won't ask for him back a minute<br />
sooner than he can be spared. Now come and hear the letter."<br />
They all drew to the fire, Mother in the big chair with Beth at her feet,<br />
Meg and Amy perched on either arm of the chair, and Jo leaning on the<br />
back, where no one would see any sign of emotion if the letter should<br />
happen to be touching. Very few letters were written in those hard times that<br />
were not touching, especially those which fathers sent home. In this one<br />
little was said of the hardships endured, the dangers faced, or the<br />
homesickness conquered. It was a cheerful, hopeful letter, full of lively<br />
<strong>de</strong>scriptions of camp life, marches, and military news, and only at the end<br />
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did the writer's heart over-flow with fatherly love and longing for the little<br />
girls at home.<br />
"Give them all of my <strong>de</strong>ar love and a kiss. Tell them I think of them by<br />
day, pray for them by night, and find my best comfort in their affection at all<br />
times. A year seems very long to wait before I see them, but remind them<br />
that while we wait we may all work, so that these hard days need not be<br />
wasted. I know they will remember all I said to them, that they will be<br />
loving children to you, will do their duty faithfully, fight their bosom<br />
enemies bravely, and conquer themselves so beautifully that when I come<br />
back to them I may be fon<strong>de</strong>r and prou<strong>de</strong>r than ever of my little women."<br />
Everybody sniffed when they came to that part. Jo wasn't ashamed of the<br />
great tear that dropped off the end of her nose, and Amy never min<strong>de</strong>d the<br />
rumpling of her curls as she hid her face on her mother's shoul<strong>de</strong>r and<br />
sobbed out, "I am a selfish girl! But I'll truly try to be better, so he mayn't be<br />
disappointed in me by-and-by."<br />
We all will," cried Meg. "I think too much of my looks and hate to<br />
work, but won't any more, if I can help it."<br />
"I'll try and be what he loves to call me, `a little woman' and not be<br />
rough and wild, but do my duty here instead of wanting to be somewhere<br />
else," said Jo, thinking that keeping her temper at home was a much har<strong>de</strong>r<br />
task than facing a rebel or two down South.<br />
Beth said nothing, but wiped away her tears with the blue army sock<br />
and began to knit with all her might, losing no time in doing the duty that<br />
lay nearest her, while she resolved in her quiet little soul to be all that Father<br />
hoped to find her when the year brought round the happy coming home.<br />
Mrs. March broke the silence that followed Jo's words, by saying in her<br />
cheery voice, "Do you remember how you used to play Pilgrims Progress<br />
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when you were little things? Nothing <strong>de</strong>lighted you more than to have me tie<br />
my piece bags on your backs for bur<strong>de</strong>ns, give you hats and sticks and rolls<br />
of paper, and let you travel through the house from the cellar, which was the<br />
City of Destruction, up, up, to the housetop, where you had all the lovely<br />
things you could collect to make a Celestial City."<br />
"What fun it was, especially going by the lions, fighting Apollyon, and<br />
passing through the valley where the hob-goblins were," said Jo.<br />
said Meg.<br />
"I liked the place where the bundles fell off and tumbled downstairs,"<br />
"I don't remember much about it, except that I was afraid of the cellar<br />
and the dark entry, and always liked the cake and milk we had up at the top.<br />
If I wasn't too old for such things, I'd rather like to play it over again," said<br />
Amy, who began to talk of renouncing childish things at the mature age of<br />
twelve.<br />
"We never are too old for this, my <strong>de</strong>ar, because it is a play we are<br />
playing all the time in one way or another. Out bur<strong>de</strong>ns are here, our road is<br />
before us, and the longing for goodness and happiness is the gui<strong>de</strong> that leads<br />
us through many troubles and mistakes to the peace which is a true Celestial<br />
City. Now, my little pilgrims, suppose you begin again, not in play, but in<br />
earnest, and see how far on you can get before Father comes home."<br />
"Really, Mother? Where are our bundles?" asked Amy, who was a very<br />
literal young lady.<br />
"Each of you told what your bur<strong>de</strong>n was just now, except Beth. I rather<br />
think she hasn't got any," said her mother.<br />
"Yes, I have. Mine is dishes and dusters, and envying girls with nice<br />
pianos, and being afraid of people."<br />
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Beth's bundle was such a funny one that everybody wanted to laugh,<br />
but nobody did, for it would have hurt her feelings very much.<br />
"Let us do it," said Meg thoughtfully. "It is only another name for<br />
trying to be good, and the story may help us, for though we do want to be<br />
good, it's hard work and we forget, and don't do our best."<br />
"We were in the Slough of Despond tonight, and Mother came and<br />
pulled us out as Help did in the book. We ought to have our roll of<br />
directions, like Christian. What shall we do about that?" asked Jo, <strong>de</strong>lighted<br />
with the fancy which lent a little romance to the very dull task of doing her<br />
duty.<br />
"Look un<strong>de</strong>r your pillows Christmas morning, and you will find your<br />
gui<strong>de</strong>book," replied Mrs. March.<br />
They talked over the new plan while old Hannah cleared the table, then<br />
out came the four little work baskets, and the needles flew as the girls ma<strong>de</strong><br />
sheets for Aunt March. It was uninteresting sewing, but tonight no one<br />
grumbled. They adopted Jo's plan of dividing the long seams into four parts,<br />
and calling the quarters Europe, Asia, Africa, and America, and in that way<br />
got on capitally, especially when they talked about the different countries as<br />
they stitched their way through them.<br />
At nine they stopped work, and sang, as usual, before they went to bed.<br />
No one but Beth could get much music out of the old piano, but she had a<br />
way of softly touching the yellow keys and making a pleasant<br />
accompaniment to the simple songs they sang. Meg had a voice like a flute,<br />
and she and her mother led the little choir. Amy chirped like a cricket, and<br />
Jo wan<strong>de</strong>red through the airs at her own sweet will, always coming out at<br />
the wrong place with a croak or a quaver that spoiled the most pensive tune.<br />
They had always done this from the time they could lisp...<br />
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Crinkle, crinkle, 'ittle 'tar, and it had become a household custom, for<br />
the mother was a born singer.<br />
The first sound in the morning was her voice as she went about the<br />
house singing like a lark, and the last sound at night was the same cheery<br />
sound, for the girls never grew too old for that familiar lullaby.<br />
Jo was the first to wake in the gray dawn of Christmas morning. No<br />
stockings hung at the fireplace, and for a moment she felt as much<br />
disappointed as she did long ago, when her little sock fell down because it<br />
was crammed so full of goodies. Then she remembered her mother's promise<br />
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and, slipping her hand un<strong>de</strong>r her pillow, drew out a little crimson-covered<br />
book. She knew it very well, for it was that beautiful old story of the best<br />
life ever lived, and Jo felt that it was a true gui<strong>de</strong>book for any pilgrim going<br />
on a long journey. She woke Meg with a "Merry Christmas," and ba<strong>de</strong> her<br />
see what was un<strong>de</strong>r her pillow. A green- covered book appeared, with the<br />
same picture insi<strong>de</strong>, and a few words written by their mother, which ma<strong>de</strong><br />
their one present very precious in their eyes. Presently Beth and Amy woke<br />
to rummage and find their little books also, one dove-colored, the other blue,<br />
and all sat looking at and talking about them, while the east grew rosy with<br />
the coming day.<br />
In spite of her small vanities, Margaret had a sweet and pious nature,<br />
which unconsciously influenced her sisters, especially Jo, who loved her<br />
very ten<strong>de</strong>rly, and obeyed her because her advice was so gently given.<br />
"Girls," said Meg seriously, looking from the tumbled head besi<strong>de</strong> her<br />
to the two little night-capped ones in the room beyond, "Mother wants us to<br />
read and love and mind these books, and we must begin at once. We used to<br />
be faithful about it, but since Father went away and all this war trouble<br />
unsettled us, we have neglected many things. You can do as you please, but<br />
I shall keep my book on the table here and read a little every morning as<br />
soon as I wake, for I know it will do me good and help me through the day."<br />
Then she opened her new book and began to read. Jo put her arm round<br />
her and, leaning cheek to cheek, read also, with the quiet expression so<br />
seldom seen on her restless face.<br />
"How good Meg is! Come, Amy, let's do as they do. I'll help you with<br />
the hard words, and they'' explain things if we don't un<strong>de</strong>rstand," whispered<br />
Beth, very much impressed by the pretty books and her sisters, example.<br />
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"I'm glad mine is blue," said Amy. and then the rooms were very still<br />
while the pages were softly turned, and the winter sunshine crept in to touch<br />
the bright heads and serious faces with a Christmas greeting.<br />
"Where is Mother?" asked Meg, as she and Jo ran down to thank her<br />
for their gifts, half an hour later.<br />
"Goodness only knows. some poor creeter came a-beggin', and your ma<br />
went straight off to see what was nee<strong>de</strong>d. There never was such a woman for<br />
givin' away vittles and drink, clothes and firin'," replied Hannah, who had<br />
lived with the family since Meg was born, and was consi<strong>de</strong>red by them all<br />
more as a friend than a servant.<br />
"She will be back soon, I think, so fry your cakes, and have everything<br />
ready," said Meg, looking over the presents which were collected in a basket<br />
and kept un<strong>de</strong>r the sofa, ready to be produced at the proper time. "why,<br />
where is Amy's bottle of cologne?" she ad<strong>de</strong>d, as the little flask did not<br />
appear.<br />
"She took it out a minute ago, and went off with it to put a ribbon on it,<br />
or some such notion," replied Jo, dancing about the room to take the first<br />
stiffness off the new army slippers.<br />
"How nice my handkerchiefs look, don't they? Hannah washed and<br />
ironed them for me, and I marked them all myself," said Beth, looking<br />
proudly at the somewhat uneven letters which had cost her such labor.<br />
"Bless the child! She's gone and put `Mother' on them instead of `M.<br />
March'. How funny!" cried Jo, taking one up.<br />
"Isn't that right? I thought it was better to do it so, because Meg's<br />
initials are M.M., and I don't want anyone to use these but Marmee," said<br />
Beth, looking troubled.<br />
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"It's all right, <strong>de</strong>ar, and a very pretty i<strong>de</strong>a, quite sensible too, for no one<br />
can ever mistake now. It will please her very much, I know," said Meg, with<br />
a frown for Jo and a smile for Beth.<br />
"There's Mother. Hi<strong>de</strong> the basket, quick!" cried Jo, as a door slammed<br />
and steps soun<strong>de</strong>d in the hall.<br />
Amy came in hastily, and looked rather abashed when she saw her<br />
sisters all waiting for her.<br />
"Where have you been, and what are you hiding behind you?" asked<br />
Meg, surprised to see, by her hood and cloak, that lazy Amy had been out so<br />
early.<br />
"Don't laugh at me, Jo! I didn't mean anyone should know till the time<br />
came. I only meant to change the little bottle for a big one, and I gave all my<br />
money to get it, and I'm truly trying not to be selfish any more."<br />
As she spoke, Amy showed the handsome flask which replaced the<br />
cheap one, and looked so earnest and humble in her little effort to forget<br />
herself that Meg hugged her on the spot, and Jo pronounced her `a trump',<br />
while Beth ran to the window, and picked her finest rose to ornament the<br />
stately bottle.<br />
"You see I felt ashamed of my present, after reading and talking about<br />
being good this morning, so I ran round the corner and changed it the minute<br />
I was up, and I'm so glad, for mine is the handsomest now."<br />
Another bang of the street door sent the basket un<strong>de</strong>r the sofa, and the<br />
girls to the table, eager for breakfast.<br />
"Merry Christmas, Marmee! Many of them! Thank you for our books.<br />
We read some, and mean to every day," they all cried in chorus. "Merry<br />
Christmas, little daughters! I'm glad you began at once, and hope you will<br />
keep on. But I want to say one word before we sit down. Not far away from<br />
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here lies a poor woman with a little newborn baby. Six children are huddled<br />
into one bed to keep from freezing, for they have no fire. There is nothing to<br />
eat over there, and the ol<strong>de</strong>st boy came to tell me they were suffering hunger<br />
and cold. My girls, will you give them your breakfast as a Christmas<br />
present?"<br />
They were all unusually hungry, having waited nearly an hour, and for<br />
a minute no one spoke, only a minute, for Jo exclaimed impetuously, "I'm so<br />
glad you came before we began!"<br />
"May I go and help carry the things to the poor little children?" asked<br />
Beth eagerly.<br />
"I shall take the cream and the muffins," ad<strong>de</strong>d Amy, heroically giving<br />
up the article she most liked.<br />
Meg was already covering the buckwheats, and piling the bread into<br />
one big plate.<br />
"I thought you'd do it," said Mrs. March, smiling as if satisfied. "You<br />
shall all go and help me, and when we come back we will have bread and<br />
milk for breakfast, and make it up at dinnertime."<br />
They were soon ready, and the procession set out. Fortunately it was<br />
early, and they went through back streets, so few people saw them, and no<br />
one laughed at the queer party.<br />
A poor, bare, miserable room it was, with broken windows, no fire,<br />
ragged bedclothes, a sick mother, wailing baby, and a group of pale, hungry<br />
children cuddled un<strong>de</strong>r one old quilt, trying to keep warm.<br />
How the big eyes stared and the blue lips smiled as the girls went in.<br />
"Ach, mein Gott! It is good angels come to us!" said the poor woman,<br />
crying for joy.<br />
"Funny angels in hoods and mittens," said Jo, and set them to laughing.<br />
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In a few minutes it really did seem as if kind spirits had been at work<br />
there. Hannah, who had carried wood, ma<strong>de</strong> a fire, and stopped up the<br />
broken panes with old hats and her own cloak. Mrs. March gave the mother<br />
tea and gruel, and comforted her with promises of help, while she dressed<br />
the little baby as ten<strong>de</strong>rly as if it had been her own. The girls meantime<br />
spread the table, set the children round the fire, and fed them like so many<br />
hungry birds, laughing, talking, and trying to un<strong>de</strong>rstand the funny broken<br />
English.<br />
"Das ist gut!" "Die Engel-kin<strong>de</strong>r!" cried the poor things as they ate and<br />
warmed their purple hands at the comfortable blaze. The girls had never<br />
been called angel children before, and thought it very agreeable, especially<br />
Jo, who had been consi<strong>de</strong>red a `Sancho' ever since she was born. That was a<br />
very happy breakfast, though they didn't get any of it. And when they went<br />
away, leaving comfort behind, I think there were not in all the city four<br />
merrier people than the hungry little girls who gave away their breakfasts<br />
and contented themselves with bread and milk on Christmas morning.<br />
"That's loving our neighbor better than ourselves, and I like it," said<br />
Meg, as they set out their presents while their mother was upstairs collecting<br />
clothes for the poor Hummels.<br />
Not a very splendid show, but there was a great <strong>de</strong>al of love done up in<br />
the few little bundles, and the tall vase of red roses, white chrysanthemums,<br />
and trailing vines, which stood in the middle, gave quite an elegant air to the<br />
table.<br />
"She's coming! Strike up, Beth! Open the door, Amy! Three cheers for<br />
Marmee!" cried Jo, prancing about while Meg went to conduct Mother to<br />
the seat of honor.<br />
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Beth played her gayest march, amy threw open the door, and Meg<br />
enacted escort with great dignity. Mrs. March was both surprised and<br />
touched, and smiled with her eyes full as she examined her presents and read<br />
the little notes which accompanied them. The slippers went on at once, a<br />
new handkerchief was slipped into her pocket, well scented with Amy's<br />
cologne, the rose was fastened in her bosom, and the nice gloves were<br />
pronounced a perfect fit.<br />
There was a good <strong>de</strong>al of laughing and kissing and explaining, in the<br />
simple, loving fashion which makes these home festivals so pleasant at the<br />
time, so sweet to remember long afterward, and then all fell to work.<br />
The morning charities and ceremonies took so much time that the rest<br />
of the day was <strong>de</strong>voted to preparations for the evening festivities. Being still<br />
too young to go often to the theater, and not rich enough to afford any great<br />
outlay for private performances, the girls put their wits to work, and<br />
necessity being the mother of invention, ma<strong>de</strong> whatever they nee<strong>de</strong>d. Very<br />
clever were some of their productions, pasteboard guitars, antique lamps<br />
ma<strong>de</strong> of old-fashioned butter boats covered with silver paper, gorgeous<br />
robes of old cotton, glittering with tin spangles from a pickle factory, and<br />
armor covered with the same useful diamond shaped bits left inn sheets<br />
when the lids of preserve pots were cut out. The big chamber was the scene<br />
of many innocent revels.<br />
No gentleman were admitted, so Jo played male parts to her heart's<br />
content and took immense satisfaction in a pair of russet leather boots given<br />
her by a friend, who knew a lady who knew an actor. These boots, an old<br />
foil, and a slashed doublet once used by an artist for some picture, were Jo's<br />
chief treasures and appeared on all occasions. The smallness of the company<br />
ma<strong>de</strong> it necessary for the two principal actors to take several parts apiece,<br />
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and they certainly <strong>de</strong>served some credit for the hard work they did in<br />
learning three or four different parts, whisking in and out of various<br />
costumes, and managing the stage besi<strong>de</strong>s. It was excellent drill for their<br />
memories, a harmless amusement, and employed many hours which<br />
otherwise would have been idle, lonely, or spent in less profitable society.<br />
On Christmas night, a dozen girls piled onto the bed which was the<br />
dress circle, and sat before the blue and yellow chintz curtains in a most<br />
flattering state of expectancy. There was a good <strong>de</strong>al of rustling and<br />
whispering behind the curtain, a trifle of lamp smoke, and an occasional<br />
giggle from Amy, who was apt to get hysterical in the excitement of the<br />
moment. Presently a bell soun<strong>de</strong>d, the curtains flew apart, and the<br />
OPERATIC TRAGEDY began.<br />
"A gloomy wood," according to the one playbill, was represented by a<br />
few shrubs in pots, green baize on the floor, and a cave in the distance. This<br />
cave was ma<strong>de</strong> with a clothes horse for a roof, bureaus for walls, and in it<br />
was a small furnace in full blast, with a black pot on it and an old witch<br />
bending over it. The stage was dark and the glow of the furnace had a fine<br />
effect, especially as real steam issued from the kettle when the witch took<br />
off the cover.<br />
A moment was allowed for the first thrill to subsi<strong>de</strong>, then Hugo, the<br />
villain, stalked in with a clanking sword at his si<strong>de</strong>, a slouching hat, black<br />
beard, mysterious cloak, and the boots.<br />
After pacing to and fro in much agitation, he struck his forehead, and<br />
burst out in a wild strain, singing of his hatred to Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo, his love for<br />
Zara, and his pleasing resolution to kill the one and win the other. The gruff<br />
tones of Hugo's voice, with an occasional shout when his feelings overcame<br />
him, were very impressive, and the audience applau<strong>de</strong>d the moment he<br />
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paused for breath. Bowing with the air of one accustomed to public praise,<br />
he stole to the cavern and or<strong>de</strong>red Hagar to come forth with a commanding,<br />
"What ho, minion! I need thee!"<br />
Out came Meg, with gray horsehair hanging about her face, a red and<br />
black robe, a staff, and cabalistic signs upon her cloak. Hugo <strong>de</strong>man<strong>de</strong>d a<br />
potion to make Zara adore him, and one <strong>de</strong>stroy Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo. Hagar, in a fine<br />
dramatic melody, promised both, and procee<strong>de</strong>d to call up the spirit who<br />
would bring the love philter.<br />
Hither, hither, from thy home, Airy sprite, I bid thee come! Born of<br />
roses, fed on <strong>de</strong>w, Charms and potions canst thou brew? Bring me here, with<br />
elfin speed, The fragrant philter which I need. Make it sweet and swift and<br />
strong, Spirit, answer now my song!<br />
A soft strain of music soun<strong>de</strong>d, and then at the back of the cave appeared a<br />
little figure in cloudy white, with glittering wings, gol<strong>de</strong>n hair, and a garland<br />
of roses on its head. Waving a wand, it sang...<br />
Hither I come,<br />
From my airy home,<br />
Afar in the silver moon.<br />
Take the magic spell,<br />
And use it well,<br />
Or its power will vanish soon!<br />
And dropping a small, gil<strong>de</strong>d bottle at the witch's feet, the spirit<br />
vanished. Another chant from Hagar produced another apparition, not a<br />
lovely one, for with a bang an ugly black imp appeared and, having croaked<br />
a reply, tossed a dark bottle at Hugo and disappeared with a mocking laugh.<br />
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Having warbled his thanks and put the potions in his boots, Hugo <strong>de</strong>parted,<br />
and Hagar informed the audience that as he had killed a few of her friends in<br />
times past, she had cursed him, and intends to thwart his plans, and be<br />
revenged on him. Then the curtain fell, and the audience reposed and ate<br />
candy while discussing the merits of the play.<br />
A good <strong>de</strong>al of hammering went on before the curtain rose again, but<br />
when it became evi<strong>de</strong>nt what a masterpiece of stage carpentry had been got<br />
up, no one murmured at the <strong>de</strong>lay.<br />
It was truly superb. A tower rose to the ceiling, halfway up appeared a<br />
window with a lamp burning in it, and behind the white curtain appeared<br />
Zara in a lovely blue and silver dress, waiting for Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo. He came in<br />
gorgeous array, with plumed cap, red cloak, chestnut lovelocks, a guitar, and<br />
the boots, of course. Kneeling at the foot of the tower, he sang a serena<strong>de</strong> in<br />
melting tones. Zara replied and, after a musical dialogue, consented to fly.<br />
Then came the grand effect of the play. Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo produced a rope lad<strong>de</strong>r,<br />
with five steps to it, threw up one end, and invited Zara to <strong>de</strong>scend. Timidly<br />
she crept from her lattice, put her hand on Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo's shoul<strong>de</strong>r, and was<br />
about to leap gracefully down when "Alas! Alas for Zara!" she forgot her<br />
train. It caught in the window, the tower tottered, leaned forward, fell with a<br />
crash, and buried the unhappy lovers in the ruins.<br />
A universal shriek arose as the russet boots waved wildly from the<br />
wreck and a gol<strong>de</strong>n head emerged, exclaiming, "I told you so! I told you<br />
so!" With won<strong>de</strong>rful presence of mind, Don Pedro, the cruel sire, rushed in,<br />
dragged out his daughter, with a hasty asi<strong>de</strong>...<br />
"Don't laugh! Act as if it was all right!" and, or<strong>de</strong>ring Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo up,<br />
banished him form the kingdom with wrath and scorn. Though <strong>de</strong>ci<strong>de</strong>dly<br />
shaken by the fall from the tower upon him, Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo <strong>de</strong>fied the old<br />
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gentleman and refused to stir. This dauntless example fired Zara. She also<br />
<strong>de</strong>fied her sire, and he or<strong>de</strong>red them both to the <strong>de</strong>epest dungeons of the<br />
castle. A stout little retainer came in with chains and led them away, looking<br />
very much frightened and evi<strong>de</strong>ntly forgetting the speech he ought to have<br />
ma<strong>de</strong>.<br />
Act third was the castle hall, and here Hagar appeared, having come to<br />
free the lovers and finish Hugo. She hears him coming and hi<strong>de</strong>s, sees him<br />
put the potions into two cups of wine and bid the the timid little servant,<br />
"Bear them to the captives in their cells, and tell them I shall come anon."<br />
The servant takes Hugo asi<strong>de</strong> to tell him something, and Hagar changes the<br />
cups for two others which are harmless. Ferdinando, the `minion', carries<br />
them away, and Hagar puts back the cup which holds the poison meant for<br />
Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo. Hugo, getting thirsty after a long warble, drinks it, loses his wits,<br />
and after a good <strong>de</strong>al of clutching and stamping, falls flat and dies, while<br />
Hagar informs him what she has done in a song of exquisite power and<br />
melody.<br />
This was a truly thrilling scene, though some persons might have<br />
thought that the sud<strong>de</strong>n tumbling down of a quantity of long red hair rather<br />
marred the effect of the villain's <strong>de</strong>ath. He was called before the curtain, and<br />
with great propriety appeared, leading Hagar, whose singing was consi<strong>de</strong>red<br />
more won<strong>de</strong>rful than all the rest of the performance put together.<br />
Act fourth displayed the <strong>de</strong>spairing Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo on the point of stabbing<br />
himself because he has been told that Zara has <strong>de</strong>serted him. Just as the<br />
dagger is at his heart, a lovely song is sung un<strong>de</strong>r his window, informing<br />
him that Zara is true but in danger, and he can save her if he will. A key is<br />
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thrown in, which unlocks the door, and in a spasm of rapture he tears off his<br />
chains and rushes away to find and rescue his lady love.<br />
Act fifth opened with a stormy scene between Zara and Don Pedro. He<br />
wishes her to go into a convent, but she won't hear of it, and after a touching<br />
appeal, is about to faint when Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo dashes in and <strong>de</strong>mands her hand.<br />
Don Pedro refuses, because he is not rich. They shout and gesticulate<br />
tremendously but cannot agree, and Rodrigo is about to bear away the<br />
exhausted Zara, when the timid servant enters with a letter and a bag from<br />
Hagar, who has mysteriously disappeared. The latter informs the party that<br />
she bequeaths untold wealth to the young pair and an awful doom to Don<br />
Pedro, if he doesn't make them happy. The bag is opened, and several quarts<br />
of tin money shower down upon the stage till it is quite glorified with the<br />
glitter. This entirely softens the stern sire. He consents without a murmur, all<br />
join in a joyful chorus, and the curtain falls upon the lovers kneeling to<br />
receive Don Pedro's blessing in attitu<strong>de</strong>s of the most romantic grace.<br />
Tumultuous applause followed but received an unexpected check, for<br />
the cot bed, on which the dress circle was built, sud<strong>de</strong>nly shut up and<br />
extinguished the enthusiastic audience. Ro<strong>de</strong>rigo and Don Pedro flew to the<br />
rescue, and all were taken out unhurt, though many were speechless with<br />
laughter. The excitement had hardly subsi<strong>de</strong>d when Hannah appeared, with<br />
"Mrs. March's compliments, and would the ladies walk down to supper."<br />
This was a surprise even to the actors, and when they saw the table,<br />
they looked at one another in rapturous amazement.<br />
It was like Marmee to get up a little treat for them, but anything so fine<br />
as this was unheard of since the <strong>de</strong>parted days of plenty. There was ice<br />
cream, actually two dishes of it, pink and white, and cake and fruit and<br />
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distracting french bonbons and, in the middle of the table, four great<br />
bouquets of hot house flowers.<br />
It quite took their breath away, and they stared first at the table and<br />
then at their mother, who looked as if she enjoyed it immensely. "Is it<br />
fairies?" asked Amy.<br />
"Santa Claus," said Beth.<br />
"Mother did it." And Meg smiled her sweetest, in spite of her gray<br />
beard and white eyebrows.<br />
"Aunt March had a good fit and sent the supper," cried Jo, with a<br />
sud<strong>de</strong>n inspiration.<br />
"All wrong. Old Mr. Laurence sent it," replied Mrs. March.<br />
"The Laurence boy's grandfather! What in the world put such a thing<br />
into his head? We don't know him!' exclaimed Meg.<br />
"Hannah told one of his servants about your breakfast party. He is an<br />
odd old gentleman, but that pleased him. He knew my father years ago, and<br />
he sent me a polite note this afternoon, saying he hoped I would allow him<br />
to express his friendly feeling toward my children by sending them a few<br />
trifles in honor of the day. I could not refuse, and so you have a little feast at<br />
night to make up for the bread-and-milk breakfast."<br />
"That boy; put it into his head, I know he did! He's a capital fellow, and<br />
I wish we could get acquainted. He looks as if he'd like to know us but he's<br />
bashful, and Meg is so prim she won't let me speak to him when we pass,"<br />
said Jo, as the plates went round, and the ice began to melt out of sight, with<br />
ohs and ahs of satisfaction.<br />
"You mean the people who live in the big house next door, don't you?"<br />
asked one of the girls. "My mother knows old Mr. Laurence, but says he's<br />
very proud and doesn't like to mix with his neighbors. He keeps his<br />
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grandson shut up, when he isn't riding or walking with his tutor, and makes<br />
him study very hard. We invited him to our party, but he didn't come.<br />
Mother says he's very nice, though he never speaks to us girls."<br />
"Our cat ran away once, and he brought her back, and we talked over<br />
the fence, and were getting on capitally, all about cricket, and so on, when<br />
he saw Meg coming, and walked off. I mean to know him some day, for he<br />
needs fun, I'm sure he does," said Jo <strong>de</strong>ci<strong>de</strong>dly.<br />
"I like his manners, and he looks like a little gentleman, so I've no<br />
objection to your knowing him, if a proper opportunity comes. He brought<br />
the flowers himself, and I should have asked him in, if I had been sure what<br />
was going on upstairs. He looked so wistful as he went away, hearing the<br />
frolic and evi<strong>de</strong>ntly having none of his own."<br />
"It's a mercy you didn't, Mother!" laughed Jo, looking at her boots.<br />
"But we'll have another play sometime that he can see. Perhaps he'll help<br />
act. Wouldn't that be jolly?"<br />
"I never had such a fine bouquet before! How pretty it is!" And Meg<br />
examined her flowers with great interest.<br />
"They are lovely. But Beth's roses are sweeter to me," said Mrs. March,<br />
smelling the half-<strong>de</strong>ad posy in her belt.<br />
Beth nestled up to her, and whispered softly, "I wish I could send my<br />
bunch to Father. I'm afraid he isn't having such a merry Christmas as we<br />
are."<br />
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My first copies of Treasure Island and Huckleberry Finn still have<br />
some blue-spruce needles scattered in the pages. They smell of<br />
Christmas still.<br />
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- Charlton Heston
MY DEAR FREDA,<br />
THE TAILOR OF GLOUCESTER<br />
Beatrix Potter<br />
Because you are fond of fairy-tales, and have been ill, I have ma<strong>de</strong><br />
you a story all for yourself—a new one that nobody has read before.<br />
And the queerest thing about it is—that I heard it in Gloucestershire,<br />
and that it is true—at least about the tailor, the waistcoat, and the<br />
"No more twist!"<br />
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Christmas, 1901<br />
In the time of swords and periwigs and full-skirted coats with flowered<br />
lappets—when gentlemen wore ruffles, and gold-laced waistcoats of<br />
paduasoy and taffeta—there lived a tailor in Gloucester.<br />
He sat in the window of a little shop in Westgate Street, cross-legged<br />
on a table, from morning till dark.<br />
All day long while the light lasted he sewed and snippeted, piecing out<br />
his satin and pompadour, and lutestring; stuffs had strange names, and were<br />
very expensive in the days of the Tailor of Gloucester.
But although he sewed fine silk for his neighbours, he himself was<br />
very, very poor—a little old man in spectacles, with a pinched face, old<br />
crooked fingers, and a suit of thread-bare clothes.<br />
He cut his coats without waste, according to his embroi<strong>de</strong>red cloth;<br />
they were very small ends and snippets that lay about upon the table—"Too<br />
narrow breadths for nought—except waistcoats for mice," said the tailor.<br />
One bitter cold day near Christmastime the tailor began to make a<br />
coat—a coat of cherry-coloured cor<strong>de</strong>d silk embroi<strong>de</strong>red with pansies and<br />
roses, and a cream coloured satin waistcoat—trimmed with gauze and green<br />
worsted chenille—for the Mayor of Gloucester.<br />
The tailor worked and worked, and he talked to himself. He measured<br />
the silk, and turned it round and round, and trimmed it into shape with his<br />
shears; the table was all littered with cherry-coloured snippets.<br />
"No breadth at all, and cut on the cross; it is no breadth at all; tippets<br />
for mice and ribbons for mobs! for mice!" said the Tailor of Gloucester.<br />
When the snow-flakes came down against the small lea<strong>de</strong>d window-<br />
panes and shut out the light, the tailor had done his day's work; all the silk<br />
and satin lay cut out upon the table.<br />
There were twelve pieces for the coat and four pieces for the waistcoat;<br />
and there were pocket flaps and cuffs, and buttons all in or<strong>de</strong>r. For the lining<br />
of the coat there was fine yellow taffeta; and for the button-holes of the<br />
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waistcoat, there was cherry-coloured twist. And everything was ready to sew<br />
together in the morning, all measured and sufficient—except that there was<br />
wanting just one single skein of cherry-coloured twisted silk.<br />
The tailor came out of his shop at dark, for he did not sleep there at<br />
nights; he fastened the window and locked the door, and took away the key.<br />
No one lived there at night but little brown mice, and they run in and out<br />
without any keys!<br />
For behind the woo<strong>de</strong>n wainscots of all the old houses in Gloucester,<br />
there are little mouse staircases and secret trap-doors; and the mice run from<br />
house to house through those long narrow passages; they can run all over the<br />
town without going into the streets.<br />
But the tailor came out of his shop, and shuffled home through the<br />
snow. He lived quite near by in College Court, next the doorway to College<br />
Green; and although it was not a big house, the tailor was so poor he only<br />
rented the kitchen.<br />
He lived alone with his cat; it was called Simpkin.<br />
Now all day long while the tailor was out at work, Simpkin kept house<br />
by himself; and he also was fond of the mice, though he gave them no satin<br />
for coats!<br />
"Miaw?" said the cat when the tailor opened the door. "Miaw?"<br />
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The tailor replied—"Simpkin, we shall make our fortune, but I am<br />
worn to a ravelling. Take this groat (which is our last fourpence) and<br />
Simpkin, take a china pipkin; buy a penn'orth of bread, a penn'orth of milk<br />
and a penn'orth of sausages. And oh, Simpkin, with the last penny of our<br />
fourpence buy me one penn'orth of cherry-coloured silk. But do not lose the<br />
last penny of the fourpence, Simpkin, or I am undone and worn to a thread-<br />
paper, for I have NO MORE TWIST."<br />
Then Simpkin again said, "Miaw?" and took the groat and the pipkin,<br />
and went out into the dark.<br />
The tailor was very tired and beginning to be ill. He sat down by the<br />
hearth and talked to himself about that won<strong>de</strong>rful coat.<br />
"I shall make my fortune—to be cut bias—the Mayor of Gloucester is<br />
to be married on Christmas Day in the morning, and he hath or<strong>de</strong>red a coat<br />
and an embroi<strong>de</strong>red waistcoat—to be lined with yellow taffeta—and the<br />
taffeta sufficeth; there is no more left over in snippets than will serve to<br />
make tippets for mice——"<br />
Then the tailor started; for sud<strong>de</strong>nly, interrupting him, from the dresser<br />
at the other si<strong>de</strong> of the kitchen came a number of little noises—<br />
Tip tap, tip tap, tip tap tip!<br />
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"Now what can that be?" said the Tailor of Gloucester, jumping up<br />
from his chair. The dresser was covered with crockery and pipkins, willow<br />
pattern plates, and tea-cups and mugs.<br />
The tailor crossed the kitchen, and stood quite still besi<strong>de</strong> the dresser,<br />
listening, and peering through his spectacles. Again from un<strong>de</strong>r a tea-cup,<br />
came those funny little noises—<br />
Tip tap, tip tap, Tip tap tip!<br />
"This is very peculiar," said the Tailor of Gloucester; and he lifted up<br />
the tea-cup which was upsi<strong>de</strong> down.<br />
Out stepped a little live lady mouse, and ma<strong>de</strong> a curtsey to the tailor!<br />
Then she hopped away down off the dresser, and un<strong>de</strong>r the wainscot.<br />
The tailor sat down again by the fire, warming his poor cold hands, and<br />
mumbling to himself——<br />
"The waistcoat is cut out from peach-coloured satin—tambour stitch<br />
and rose-buds in beautiful floss silk. Was I wise to entrust my last fourpence<br />
to Simpkin? One-and-twenty button-holes of cherry-coloured twist!"<br />
But all at once, from the dresser, there came other little noises:<br />
Tip tap, tip tap, tip tap tip!<br />
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"This is passing extraordinary!" said the Tailor of Gloucester, and<br />
turned over another tea-cup, which was upsi<strong>de</strong> down.<br />
Out stepped a little gentleman mouse, and ma<strong>de</strong> a bow to the tailor!<br />
And then from all over the dresser came a chorus of little tappings, all<br />
sounding together, and answering one another, like watch-beetles in an old<br />
worm-eaten window-shutter—<br />
Tip tap, tip tap, tip tap tip!<br />
And out from un<strong>de</strong>r tea-cups and from un<strong>de</strong>r bowls and basins, stepped<br />
other and more little mice who hopped away down off the dresser and un<strong>de</strong>r<br />
the wainscot.<br />
The tailor sat down, close over the fire, lamenting—"One-and-twenty<br />
button-holes of cherry-coloured silk! To be finished by noon of Saturday:<br />
and this is Tuesday evening. Was it right to let loose those mice,<br />
undoubtedly the property of Simpkin? Alack, I am undone, for I have no<br />
more twist!"<br />
The little mice came out again, and listened to the tailor; they took<br />
notice of the pattern of that won<strong>de</strong>rful coat. They whispered to one another<br />
about the taffeta lining, and about little mouse tippets.<br />
And then all at once they all ran away together down the passage<br />
behind the wainscot, squeaking and calling to one another, as they ran from<br />
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house to house; and not one mouse was left in the tailor's kitchen when<br />
Simpkin came back with the pipkin of milk!<br />
Simpkin opened the door and bounced in, with an angry "G-r-r-miaw!"<br />
like a cat that is vexed: for he hated the snow, and there was snow in his<br />
ears, and snow in his collar at the back of his neck. He put down the loaf and<br />
the sausages upon the dresser, and sniffed.<br />
"Simpkin," said the tailor, "where is my twist?"<br />
But Simpkin set down the pipkin of milk upon the dresser, and looked<br />
suspiciously at the tea-cups. He wanted his supper of little fat mouse!<br />
"Simpkin," said the tailor, "where is my TWIST?"<br />
But Simpkin hid a little parcel privately in the tea-pot, and spit and<br />
growled at the tailor; and if Simpkin had been able to talk, he would have<br />
asked: "Where is my MOUSE?"<br />
bed.<br />
"Alack, I am undone!" said the Tailor of Gloucester, and went sadly to<br />
All that night long Simpkin hunted and searched through the kitchen,<br />
peeping into cupboards and un<strong>de</strong>r the wainscot, and into the tea-pot where<br />
he had hid<strong>de</strong>n that twist; but still he found never a mouse!<br />
Whenever the tailor muttered and talked in his sleep, Simpkin said<br />
"Miaw-ger-r-w-s-s-ch!" and ma<strong>de</strong> strange horrid noises, as cats do at night.<br />
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For the poor old tailor was very ill with a fever, tossing and turning in<br />
his four-post bed; and still in his dreams he mumbled—"No more twist! no<br />
more twist!"<br />
All that day he was ill, and the next day, and the next; and what should<br />
become of the cherry-coloured coat? In the tailor's shop in Westgate Street<br />
the embroi<strong>de</strong>red silk and satin lay cut out upon the table—one-and-twenty<br />
button-holes—and who should come to sew them, when the window was<br />
barred, and the door was fast locked?<br />
But that does not hin<strong>de</strong>r the little brown mice; they run in and out<br />
without any keys through all the old houses in Gloucester!<br />
Out of doors the market folks went trudging through the snow to buy<br />
their geese and turkeys, and to bake their Christmas pies; but there would be<br />
no Christmas dinner for Simpkin and the poor old Tailor of Gloucester.<br />
The tailor lay ill for three days and nights; and then it was Christmas<br />
Eve, and very late at night. The moon climbed up over the roofs and<br />
chimneys, and looked down over the gateway into College Court. There<br />
were no lights in the windows, nor any sound in the houses; all the city of<br />
Gloucester was fast asleep un<strong>de</strong>r the snow.<br />
And still Simpkin wanted his mice, and he mewed as he stood besi<strong>de</strong><br />
the four-post bed.<br />
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But it is in the old story that all the beasts can talk, in the night between<br />
Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in the morning (though there are very few<br />
folk that can hear them, or know what it is that they say).<br />
When the Cathedral clock struck twelve there was an answer—like an<br />
echo of the chimes—and Simpkin heard it, and came out of the tailor's door,<br />
and wan<strong>de</strong>red about in the snow.<br />
From all the roofs and gables and old woo<strong>de</strong>n houses in Gloucester<br />
came a thousand merry voices singing the old Christmas rhymes—all the<br />
old songs that ever I heard of, and some that I don't know, like Whittington's<br />
bells.<br />
pies!"<br />
First and lou<strong>de</strong>st the cocks cried out: "Dame, get up, and bake your<br />
"Oh, dilly, dilly, dilly!" sighed Simpkin.<br />
And now in a garret there were lights and sounds of dancing, and cats<br />
came from over the way.<br />
"Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle! All the cats in Gloucester—<br />
except me," said Simpkin.<br />
Un<strong>de</strong>r the woo<strong>de</strong>n eaves the starlings and sparrows sang of Christmas<br />
pies; the jack-daws woke up in the Cathedral tower; and although it was the<br />
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middle of the night the throstles and robins sang; the air was quite full of<br />
little twittering tunes.<br />
But it was all rather provoking to poor hungry Simpkin!<br />
Particularly he was vexed with some little shrill voices from behind a<br />
woo<strong>de</strong>n lattice. I think that they were bats, because they always have very<br />
small voices—especially in a black frost, when they talk in their sleep, like<br />
the Tailor of Gloucester.<br />
bonnet.<br />
They said something mysterious that soun<strong>de</strong>d like—<br />
Buz, quoth the blue fly, hum, quoth the bee,<br />
Buz and hum they cry, and so do we!<br />
and Simpkin went away shaking his ears as if he had a bee in his<br />
From the tailor's shop in Westgate came a glow of light; and when<br />
Simpkin crept up to peep in at the window it was full of candles. There was<br />
a snippeting of scissors, and snappeting of thread; and little mouse voices<br />
sang loudly and gaily—<br />
Four-and-twenty tailors<br />
Went to catch a snail,<br />
The best man amongst them<br />
Durst not touch her tail,<br />
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She put out her horns<br />
Like a little kyloe cow,<br />
Run, tailors, run! or she'll have you all e'en now!<br />
Then without a pause the little mouse voices went on again—<br />
Sieve my lady's oatmeal,<br />
Grind my lady's flour,<br />
Put it in a chestnut,<br />
Let it stand an hour—<br />
"Mew! Mew!" interrupted Simpkin, and he scratched at the door. But<br />
the key was un<strong>de</strong>r the tailor's pillow, he could not get in.<br />
The little mice only laughed, and tried another tune—<br />
Three little mice sat down to spin,<br />
Pussy passed by and she peeped in.<br />
What are you at, my fine little men?<br />
Making coats for gentlemen.<br />
Shall I come in and cut off your threads?<br />
Oh, no, Miss Pussy, you'd bite off our heads!<br />
"Mew! Mew!" cried Simpkin. "Hey diddle dinketty?" answered the<br />
little mice—<br />
Hey diddle dinketty, poppetty pet!<br />
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The merchants of London they wear scarlet;<br />
Silk in the collar, and gold in the hem,<br />
So merrily march the merchantmen!<br />
They clicked their thimbles to mark the time, but none of the songs<br />
pleased Simpkin; he sniffed and mewed at the door of the shop.<br />
And then I bought<br />
A pipkin and a popkin,<br />
A slipkin and a slopkin,<br />
All for one farthing—<br />
and upon the kitchen dresser!" ad<strong>de</strong>d the ru<strong>de</strong> little mice.<br />
"Mew! scratch! scratch!" scuffled Simpkin on the window-sill; while<br />
the little mice insi<strong>de</strong> sprang to their feet, and all began to shout at once in<br />
little twittering voices: "No more twist! No more twist!" And they barred up<br />
the window shutters and shut out Simpkin.<br />
But still through the nicks in the shutters he could hear the click of<br />
thimbles, and little mouse voices singing—<br />
"No more twist! No more twist!"<br />
Simpkin came away from the shop and went home, consi<strong>de</strong>ring in his<br />
mind. He found the poor old tailor without fever, sleeping peacefully.<br />
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Then Simpkin went on tip-toe and took a little parcel of silk out of the<br />
tea-pot, and looked at it in the moonlight; and he felt quite ashamed of his<br />
badness compared with those good little mice!<br />
When the tailor awoke in the morning, the first thing which he saw<br />
upon the patchwork quilt, was a skein of cherry-coloured twisted silk, and<br />
besi<strong>de</strong> his bed stood the repentant Simpkin!<br />
"Alack, I am worn to a ravelling," said the Tailor of Gloucester, "but I<br />
have my twist!"<br />
The sun was shining on the snow when the tailor got up and dressed,<br />
and came out into the street with Simpkin running before him.<br />
The starlings whistled on the chimney stacks, and the throstles and<br />
robins sang—but they sang their own little noises, not the words they had<br />
sung in the night.<br />
"Alack," said the tailor, "I have my twist; but no more strength—nor<br />
time—than will serve to make me one single button-hole; for this is<br />
Christmas Day in the Morning! The Mayor of Gloucester shall be married<br />
by noon—and where is his cherry-coloured coat?"<br />
He unlocked the door of the little shop in Westgate Street, and Simpkin<br />
ran in, like a cat that expects something.<br />
But there was no one there! Not even one little brown mouse!<br />
~ 87 ~
The boards were swept clean; the little ends of thread and the little silk<br />
snippets were all tidied away, and gone from off the floor.<br />
But upon the table—oh joy! the tailor gave a shout—there, where he<br />
had left plain cuttings of silk—there lay the most beautifullest coat and<br />
embroi<strong>de</strong>red satin waistcoat that ever were worn by a Mayor of Gloucester.<br />
There were roses and pansies upon the facings of the coat; and the<br />
waistcoat was worked with poppies and corn-flowers.<br />
Everything was finished except just one single cherry-coloured button-<br />
hole, and where that button-hole was wanting there was pinned a scrap of<br />
paper with these words—in little teeny weeny writing—<br />
NO MORE TWIST<br />
And from then began the luck of the Tailor of Gloucester; he grew<br />
quite stout, and he grew quite rich.<br />
He ma<strong>de</strong> the most won<strong>de</strong>rful waistcoats for all the rich merchants of<br />
Gloucester, and for all the fine gentlemen of the country round.<br />
Never were seen such ruffles, or such embroi<strong>de</strong>red cuffs and lappets!<br />
But his button-holes were the greatest triumph of it all.<br />
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The stitches of those button-holes were so neat—so neat—I won<strong>de</strong>r<br />
how they could be stitched by an old man in spectacles, with crooked old<br />
fingers, and a tailor's thimble.<br />
The stitches of those button-holes were so small—so small—they<br />
looked as if they had been ma<strong>de</strong> by little mice!<br />
THE END<br />
~ 89 ~
December ~ 90 ~ 2012