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A Cellarful of Nose - Future Shoes

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ones. I was very depressed when they came into my life, but they<br />

lifted me out <strong>of</strong> it with their joy.<br />

I gave one away. I can't remember his name. And Che went<br />

back to live with Worth, until one day he saw a rabbit by Lake<br />

Calhoun, jumped out the car window and was never seen again.<br />

Only Çasi stayed with me.<br />

I remember defying the local leash laws. I never used one,<br />

because I knew Çasi would never bite or jump on anyone. I<br />

wanted her to be free as a country dog, even in the ghetto where<br />

we lived. Before Che left I tried adding a doggie entrance to the<br />

apartment door, so they could get in and out at night. I took the<br />

door down, cut out a square, and screwed in two two-way hinges.<br />

When I tried to rehang the door I saw I had put the dog portal on<br />

the top half <strong>of</strong> the door, not the bottom. The two dogs and I stared<br />

in perplexity at my handiwork. I latched the piece back onto the<br />

door and from then on just left the door unlocked. But they just<br />

ran down to the boiler room and squatted on the cement floor.<br />

I didn't want Çasi to have a litter her first heat, because her<br />

mom had been a poor mother. But one day I was watering the<br />

garden, and I looked over, and this scruffy white dog was already<br />

climbing onto her. I cried out no, no, and I came over and tried to<br />

pull him <strong>of</strong>f, but it was too late. I guess there's some sort <strong>of</strong> bulb<br />

in the boy dog's penis that swells, and keeps them attached to the<br />

end. But I didn't know that then, and I was pulling on the dog's<br />

head, turning the hose on them, and finally verbally imploring<br />

them to stop -- they looked sheepishly at me, but they didn't stop.<br />

So when the landlord discovered the basement and all the<br />

dog poop and had us evicted, Çasi was already heavy with<br />

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