editorial R.A.N.K Starting this issue, we bring to you, a brand new feature called R.A.N.K. Which is basically a highly unimaginative name for a column that, well…ranks things. Don’t blame us, though. We just copied it straight from AXN which has a show by the same name. Strangely enough, it too, ranks things… Anyways, this time we focus on Hygiene. Presenting before you… The Most Unhygienic Places on Campus 1. JAWAHAR BATHROOMS ...because the stink, blocked drains and small sizes don’t allow people to wipe themselves dry before coming. 2. AZAD CANTEEN ... because this place frightens you and whatever little you manage to get here, you have to share it with dogs. 3. SWIMMING POOL ... because you swim with newts, frogs and mosquitoes in greenish-blue water which keeps you crying for weeks. 4. BUS-T ... because you eat your maggi sitting on a gutter, inhaling the exhaust of the passing trucks and buses. 5. RJB MESS KITCHEN ... because ... huh !! do you need a reason for this. ?? “ My Strength is my wife, My Weakness is my neighbour’s wife, My Opportunity is when my neighbour is away, My Threat is when I am away... ” Reality Bites My uncle had once asked a 5 year old me, “What do you want to become when you grow up?”. “A mathematician”, came the prompt reply. 15 years down the line, my secret desire has been suitably suppressed...the grand ambition of my life, twisted around to make way for the harsh practicalities of everyday existence. Nearly all of us have come to the IITs to chase their true desire and their childhood dreams. The society sees the IIT degree as a foundation...a foundation to earn lots and lots of money. And, as has been drilled into us, Money Runs The World. But somewhere along the line we end up feeling frustrated, our eagerness to learn swallowed by a long series of exams, placements, interviews...all of which suddenly become more important than the sheer joy of learning itself. The lack of challenge, the lack of passion, the dull and dragging monotony...all in the hope of the proverbial pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. We become insipid engineers of the future, directionless, except for the mere aim of doing well for ourselves. As we grow older our innocence fades, our meaning of life changes, we convince ourselves that what we are doing is practical, is wise. We call ourselves mature. In the mad rush for self- fulfilment , we end up sacrificing our talent...to be one of the teeming millions, eeking out a living on the ashes of our dreams. What are these dreams, anyway? Most of the time we are clueless on what we are going to do next. So... we ask others. Others tell you ways and means to earn money, more money. For Money Runs The World... And even our dreams end up being shaped by the society, our ambitions polarized to point in one direction. There are many of us who have always wanted to be engineers, and are happy doing what they believe is their life’s calling. But even this purported heartfelt desire was actually drilled into us by our parents, parents who looked at other kids and made their kid say that they have an aim when they were young. It seems so complicated, even though life is simple. At the end of day, all this ceases to make any sense. What ultimately matters is that we are happy and satisfied doing what we are at that point of time.That is the purpose of life, isn’t it? Take the present, forget about the future and don’t plan on what should have been done in the past...And if money gives you satisfaction, so be it. Have you ever stared at the ceiling and wondered why you are standing where are you are? A bunch of coincidences, a society that told you what’s best for you. The same society that now classifies you as yet another IITian(read Geek). The same society that loves you and hates you for being an IITian(read he is going to make money). No one identifies you any longer for the person you are...Who cares, anyway? You should realize by now that you are an IITian and the truth can never be altered. - Prof. H.Sinhval, explaining the S.W.O.T analysis to a dumbstruck audience 4
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