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Uitgawe 2: © <strong>Aktua</strong> Komitee 2005 Mahala/Grat<strong>is</strong><br />

<strong>Aktua</strong> <strong>is</strong> <strong>proudly</strong> <strong>sponsored</strong> <strong>by</strong><br />

<strong>Sanlam</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Momentum</strong>.<br />

Ιτσ τιμε το<br />

χαλχυλατε:<br />

σταρτ εαρλψ<br />

τηισ σεμεστερ<br />

ανδ ενϕοψ<br />

βεχομινγ α<br />

ωορλδ<br />

χηαμπιον ατ<br />

τηε νυμβερσ<br />

γαμε !!!!


The Editorial team:<br />

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The Editor: Regard Budler<br />

Chairperson: Marguerite Fevrier<br />

<strong>Aktua</strong> Finance: Martin Ackermann<br />

<strong>Aktua</strong> Sport <strong>and</strong> Social: Divan van der Watt<br />

<strong>Aktua</strong> Academics: David Neale<br />

<strong>Aktua</strong> Marketing: Liesje Croeser<br />

Department Representative: Johan Sauer<br />

Inhoudsopgawe / Index:<br />

1. A word from the Editor 2<br />

2. The Cost of Qualifying as an Actuary 3<br />

3. The Career Expo Evening 4<br />

4. Actuarial Survey 2005 5<br />

5. Die Opedag 6<br />

6. Uit Agie se Magie 6<br />

7. Ons Proffies van Nader 9<br />

8. The Joke Warehouse 11<br />

9. Writing an actuarial exam 13<br />

10. The Proof of Life 15<br />

A word from the Editor<br />

he first semester <strong>is</strong> something<br />

of the past <strong>and</strong> its hard to<br />

believe that it <strong>is</strong> almost<br />

Chr<strong>is</strong>tmas. Ok, not quite! Th<strong>is</strong><br />

<strong>is</strong> however a time for <strong>Aktua</strong> to<br />

assess what it has done in the first<br />

semester <strong>and</strong> to rethink its strategy<br />

<strong>and</strong> goal to unite the students of<br />

the Department.<br />

The first six months were filled with<br />

new <strong>and</strong> exciting opportunities for<br />

all students. The <strong>Aktua</strong> Rug<strong>by</strong> <strong>and</strong><br />

Hockey Teams came into being.<br />

The final preparations are being<br />

made for the remaining sports<br />

teams <strong>and</strong> will soon be ready for<br />

action.<br />

The Career Expo Evening was an<br />

enormous success <strong>and</strong> I would once<br />

again like to thank Mr. Rossouw<br />

Steyn <strong>and</strong> Mr. Marthinus V<strong>is</strong>ser<br />

from Sasfin Frankel Pollak<br />

Securities <strong>and</strong> OUTsurance<br />

respectively for their invaluable<br />

contributions. We hope to bring you<br />

many more such informative<br />

events.<br />

<strong>Aktua</strong> <strong>is</strong> already starting with the<br />

preparations for the Annual Formal<br />

Dinner that will take place on the<br />

20th October. Please watch our<br />

notice board for more information<br />

in th<strong>is</strong> regard.<br />

We emphasize that the students<br />

are the blood in <strong>Aktua</strong>’s veins <strong>and</strong><br />

all students in the Department of<br />

Insurance <strong>and</strong> Actuarial Science are<br />

always welcome to participate in<br />

any of <strong>Aktua</strong>’s events.<br />

I believe that in the second half of<br />

the year <strong>Aktua</strong> will go from<br />

strength to strength.<br />

-Regard Budler


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The Cost of Qualifying as an Actuary<br />

No, we are not talking about sacrificing your TV-nights <strong>and</strong> never seeing the<br />

sunlight. We thought it would be interesting to see what the monetary<br />

sacrifices are that a prospective actuary will make. Th<strong>is</strong> <strong>is</strong> a break down of<br />

the costs to fully qualify. The affect of inflation has been d<strong>is</strong>regarded in th<strong>is</strong><br />

illustration but may have a significant effect on the final cost as it takes many<br />

years to qualify. We also assumed that we all are geniuses <strong>and</strong> pass all the<br />

subjects the first time round. The figures presented in th<strong>is</strong> table are merely<br />

estimates of the actual costs since exchange rates <strong>and</strong> other external<br />

influences may have significant effects.<br />

Year of study Tuition fees<br />

Study<br />

material Total Exemptions<br />

1 R 18,000.00 R 2,500.00 R 20,500.00 CT2, CT7<br />

2 R 20,220.00 R 2,500.00 R 22,720.00 CT1, CT3<br />

3 R 21,900.00 R 3,000.00 R 24,900.00 CT4, CT6, CT8<br />

Honours R 25,000.00 R 3,000.00 R 28,000.00 CT5, CA1<br />

Subtotal R 96,120.00<br />

No of<br />

exams/<br />

Exemptions<br />

Exam/<br />

Exemption<br />

Cost*<br />

Combined Materials<br />

Pack (CMP) Course<br />

Notes, Q&A Bank,<br />

Series X<br />

Assignments Total<br />

Overseas<br />

Examination<br />

CT 9 £120.00* £1080.00<br />

CA1 1 £337.50* £337.50<br />

CA2 1 £450.00 £450.00<br />

CA3 1 £195.00 £79.00 £274.00<br />

ST 2 £225.00 £205.00 £860.00<br />

SA 1 £225.00 £231.00 £456.00 £3,457.50<br />

Subtotal R 41,490.00<br />

Subscription<br />

(payable<br />

annually)<br />

Entrance + 3<br />

years<br />

subscription<br />

Faculty<br />

Entrance<br />

Fee<br />

£100.00 £150.00 £550.00<br />

Institute £115.00 £159.00<br />

Subtotal R 6,600.00<br />

R 144,210<br />

Years 1 to 3 <strong>and</strong> Honours include all subjects for degree purposes as well as<br />

IAS282 <strong>and</strong> IAS382 for exemption purposes.<br />

A thing to remember <strong>is</strong> that although th<strong>is</strong> may be a gigantic amount, it will<br />

be <strong>by</strong> far the best investment you will ever make! And <strong>by</strong> the way, it <strong>is</strong><br />

cheaper than to become a medical doctor! Our advice: study hard today to<br />

make it cheaper tomorrow.<br />

-David Neale


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The Career Expo Evening<br />

19 April 2005 was one evening that most of us won’t ever forget. It was a<br />

breath of new hope for those of us who thought the end was dawning. Mr.<br />

Rossouw Steyn <strong>and</strong> Mr. Marthinus V<strong>is</strong>ser shed some light on the dark world<br />

of business.<br />

Mr. Rossouw Steyn from Sasfin Frankel Pollak Securities introduced the world<br />

of the Fund Manager to us. It was good to<br />

hear that any one of us has the ability to<br />

become a fund manager. The only<br />

important thing <strong>is</strong> to obtain about 20<br />

years of experience; a slow learning<br />

curve if you ask me. A fund manager<br />

needs the ability to communicate<br />

to clients <strong>and</strong> explain the fund’s<br />

performance. If you are not<br />

the people’s person, then<br />

technical analys<strong>is</strong> <strong>and</strong> research<br />

may be a suitable area for<br />

you. Fund management <strong>is</strong> all<br />

about long-term investments<br />

in which asset-class <strong>and</strong> sector<br />

selection plays an important<br />

role. The importance of<br />

diversification has also been made<br />

clear <strong>by</strong> Mr. Steyn as th<strong>is</strong> will<br />

increase the expected return on your<br />

capital investment. Sasfin follows the bird-inthe-h<strong>and</strong><br />

theory when it comes to dividend<br />

relevance. They believe it <strong>is</strong> fundamental to share selection. Some of us may<br />

d<strong>is</strong>agree. Mr. Steyn concluded h<strong>is</strong> presentation stating the advantage that<br />

the CFA qualification may provide for individuals planning to go into fund<br />

management. It was indeed an amazing presentation.<br />

Then the time was right for the green en purple world of OUTsurance. Mr.<br />

Marthinus V<strong>is</strong>ser, the head of the Actuarial Department at OUTsurance, was<br />

an inspiration to us all. The mere fact that an Actuary can almost do anything<br />

in the business world, from Marketing Analyst to an IT Special<strong>is</strong>t, was an eye<br />

opener. If I may refer to one of the interesting facts that he mentioned, <strong>is</strong><br />

certainly the fact that marketing only cons<strong>is</strong>ts of 3% of the final premium<br />

that a client pays. Th<strong>is</strong> <strong>is</strong> much less than the 15% you normally pay to a<br />

broker. OUTsurance had an initial starting capital of R50 million <strong>and</strong> in only 6<br />

years obtained a 15% market share. In 2004 OUTsurance was the fatest<br />

growing short-term insurer. OUTsurance can attribute its success to factors<br />

like the fact that they have 8 actuarial appointments. Th<strong>is</strong> <strong>is</strong> certainly an<br />

advert<strong>is</strong>ement for the actuarial profession. These actuaries work mostly in<br />

non-traditional areas <strong>and</strong> in OUTsurance’s case: Rating, Reserving,<br />

Performance Based Salary Systems, Procurement, Marketing, Reinsurance,


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Communication <strong>and</strong> Investments. As Mr. V<strong>is</strong>ser also concluded, the actuarial<br />

job market will turn in time as more companies realize the value that<br />

actuaries can add.<br />

An important exam tip that Mr. V<strong>is</strong>ser gave <strong>is</strong> that it <strong>is</strong> important to obtain a<br />

bigger picture of the work you study to be able to draw conclusions between<br />

the different parts. As an inspiration to the second half of the year, I leave<br />

you with the quote of Mr. V<strong>is</strong>ser: “The competitive advantage that Actuaries<br />

have in business <strong>by</strong> virtue of their skills, could be applied to any type of<br />

business <strong>and</strong> <strong>is</strong> not limited to the financial services industry as any business<br />

can be reduced to a numbers game <strong>and</strong> Actuaries are the world champions of<br />

the numbers game.”<br />

-Regard Budler<br />

Actuarial Survey 2005<br />

The following article <strong>is</strong> based on the results of the 2005 Actuarial Membership<br />

Survey done <strong>by</strong> the Internal Relations Committee (IRC) of the FIA. Th<strong>is</strong><br />

survey <strong>is</strong> also found in the July edition of The Actuary. I tried to highlight the<br />

most relevant information.<br />

The survey was conducted electronically <strong>and</strong> targeted 16,000 members of the<br />

profession in the UK <strong>and</strong> elsewhere. The following conclusions were based on<br />

the 1,700 responses that were received.<br />

I know we all have our reasons to<br />

become an actuary, but it <strong>is</strong><br />

interesting to see what the reasons<br />

were for some qualified actuaries. I<br />

think it <strong>is</strong> important to note that<br />

only 5% of respondents indicated<br />

that salary <strong>is</strong> their primary reason.<br />

Most of us, especially from second<br />

year onward, will agree that you<br />

quickly forget about that future paycheck when you get your first IAS paper<br />

back <strong>and</strong> you thought you knew what was going on. I think that if the money<br />

was your motivation to study the B.Sc, you should really start looking for<br />

new motivation or else you may run into a brick wall. Table 3 contains the<br />

specific responses of<br />

c<strong>and</strong>idates. I wonder if the 18%<br />

that indicated that they wanted<br />

a challenge ever quenched<br />

their<br />

thirst in the 6 or so years of<br />

study. Special mention should<br />

however be made to one<br />

member who became an<br />

actuary because h<strong>is</strong> mother-in-


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law wanted him to have a reputable profession!<br />

Table 4 contains the reasons that respondents provided for staying Actuaries.<br />

I’m glad to hear that life stays a challenge! In conclusion, it <strong>is</strong> clear that if<br />

you want to become an actuary for the right reasons, your chances are way<br />

better that otherw<strong>is</strong>e. Remember, pers<strong>is</strong>tence <strong>is</strong> a function of motivation.<br />

Die Opedag<br />

Dit <strong>is</strong> moeilik om te glo, maar die<br />

Opedag van 2005 het alreeds<br />

gekom en gegaan. Dit was soos<br />

oudergewoonte `n tyd om van die<br />

nuwe gesigte wat in 2006 Steers<br />

Roomyse en Chelseybuns gaan<br />

m<strong>is</strong>bruik, te sien. Die eerste<br />

uitdaging waarmee ons gesit het<br />

was om plakkate te kry wat die<br />

<strong>Aktua</strong>riële beroep sou uitbeeld - d<strong>is</strong><br />

nou vir die stalletjie. Om eerlik te<br />

wees, nou nie ju<strong>is</strong> iets waaroor `n<br />

vyfjarige seuntjie sal droom nie.<br />

Minwetend nè!<br />

Martikulante en graad elfs het die<br />

vloere van die Rembrantsaal<br />

behoorlik sif geloop. Ons moes met<br />

tye vergelykings trek tussen<br />

Biochemie en `n aktuar<strong>is</strong>, die<br />

verskille verduidelik tussen `n GR<br />

„CA“ en aktuar<strong>is</strong> en van die<br />

moeiliker vrae was die verskil<br />

tussen `n aktuar<strong>is</strong> en finansiële<br />

ingenieur. Somtyds moes ons maar<br />

-Regard Budler<br />

op `n mooi manier die naïwiteit van<br />

sommige leerlinge hanteer. Hoe<br />

vertel `n mens nou vir iem<strong>and</strong> dat<br />

W<strong>is</strong>kunde op st<strong>and</strong>aard graad net<br />

nie goed genoeg <strong>is</strong> nie?<br />

Nietemin, daar was `n<br />

opgewondenheid onder die<br />

voornemende studente wat `n<br />

mens weer vir `n oomblik<br />

nostalgies maak oor die beroep<br />

waarvoor jy so hard werk.<br />

-Regard Budler<br />

Please note, the following article <strong>is</strong> TOTALLY FICTIONAL <strong>and</strong> no reference <strong>is</strong><br />

made to any real person! Due to a plane accident our authors cannot be<br />

revealed.


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First Years<br />

So `n taaltoets <strong>is</strong> darem ongerieflik, maar m<strong>is</strong>kien moet hulle party se<br />

gehoor ook toets. Die arme ou het seker nie gehoor dat die persoon wat<br />

langs hom sit in die toets, nie dieselfde toets het as hy nie… Siestog!<br />

Funny, dat van ons nie weet hoe om ‘n mu<strong>is</strong> te gebruik nie. “Dames en here,<br />

hou die mu<strong>is</strong> in jou h<strong>and</strong>, sonder om dit van die tafel af op te tel, beweeg<br />

jou h<strong>and</strong> en kyk wat gebeur op die skerm”<br />

AMAZING! Laat mens wonder oor hul bestuursvernuf!<br />

Vinnig vinnig kon ons leer dat ekonomie nie so maklik was soos laasjaar nie.<br />

Darem was die FBS seker nie so bad nie. Mik noord, en … gaan veilig voort!<br />

En dan was daar die famous stelling tot dusver: „I cannot concentrate while<br />

you are talking!“<br />

As ons almal mekaar nou gaan begin “sue” wanneer iem<strong>and</strong> iets skeef vir ons<br />

sê, gaan ons meer in die hof sit as in die klas. Die vraag <strong>is</strong>, wat sal<br />

interessanter wees?<br />

…en die <strong>Aktua</strong> socials: dit was nogal interessant, net jammer daar was so<br />

min van ons daar. Komaan ouens, d<strong>is</strong> die beste plek om tips vir Numeriese<br />

Analiese te kry: LEER was een van hulle! Darem kon ons so nou en dan<br />

bietjie die tweede- en derdejaars les laat opsê op die rug<strong>by</strong>veld.<br />

Second Years<br />

Tweede jaar <strong>is</strong> nogal rof, die toetse<br />

<strong>is</strong> moeilik, square besoeke skaars,<br />

Sondae a<strong>and</strong>e (pre-WST klastoets)<br />

M-Net flieks <strong>is</strong> ‘n nostalgiese<br />

herinnering van `n goeie verlede<br />

en dit word erger….die<br />

waarskynlikheid van jou as `n vlek<br />

op die A1967-70 tabel word vir die<br />

eerste keer vir jou duidelik<br />

gemaak! Okay, before you start<br />

getting scared <strong>and</strong> decide to switch<br />

to econometrics (as seems to be<br />

the latest trend, “Econorange <strong>is</strong> the<br />

new pink!”), here <strong>is</strong> the load down<br />

on the best part of being a second<br />

year financial maths student:<br />

glorious gossip!<br />

Na laasjaar se sjerrie diefstal moes<br />

*Klim en *Klouter hierdie jaar die<br />

sokkie social nog meer<br />

opspraakwekkend maak. Dié twee<br />

kalante het besluit om 2005 se<br />

blykbaar “bourgeo<strong>is</strong>”, <strong>Aktua</strong> bringen-braai<br />

te omskep in die ultimate<br />

skilpadbraai (meer dop as vle<strong>is</strong>).<br />

Hoe het hul dit reggekry … nie<br />

monetary of f<strong>is</strong>cal policy nie, nee,<br />

met die aankondiging van die “24<br />

beers, 24 hours” policy!<br />

Believe it or not, but there are<br />

some aspiring lads in our midst that<br />

want to qualify as actuaries within<br />

five years! Whatever happened to<br />

the Afrikaans saying “d<strong>is</strong> ‘n<br />

loopbaan, nie ‘n renbaan nie!”?<br />

Think about it, Actuary in a can,<br />

just fry for 5 years <strong>and</strong> serve with a<br />

social life!<br />

‘n Onlangse verwikkeling <strong>by</strong> <strong>Aktua</strong>,<br />

<strong>is</strong> die sport. Ja, die akademici sien<br />

uiteindelik die lig! Goliath <strong>and</strong> h<strong>is</strong><br />

men brave the rug<strong>by</strong> battlefield<br />

weekly <strong>and</strong> always keep us updated


on the latest fixtures, scores <strong>and</strong><br />

injuries! Sorry third years, facts do<br />

sometimes hurt (<strong>and</strong> shoulders,<br />

knees <strong>and</strong> egos)! The hockey<br />

actually seems to be more fatal,<br />

especially with *Meatballs on the<br />

field!<br />

Oe, dan <strong>is</strong> daar ook die paragraaf<br />

waarsonder enige skindernuus<br />

heeltemal onvolmaak sou wees: die<br />

nuutste klas couples! *Haanco en<br />

daar *Nita, *Ex-knol en haar “not<br />

so x”, *Rekenaarw<strong>is</strong>kundige,<br />

*Tjarlie en haar *Hairdude (hulle<br />

vlieg seker deur Pantene, of <strong>is</strong> dit<br />

Loréal Professional!) en dan die<br />

nuutste *flits van romance. Wat<br />

van die me<strong>is</strong>ies se skielike<br />

belangstelling in *Vlermu<strong>is</strong>e die<br />

semester? (Al stem *Wynona<br />

Ryder/ *Gonda Beatrix nie saam<br />

nie!) Maar die skokkendste nuus<br />

van al <strong>is</strong> die onlangse verklaring<br />

van sommige van die dames<br />

studente dat “Brain Boys” die<br />

nuutste must-have <strong>is</strong>! (Nog beter<br />

as Nine West skoene of Lulu Belle<br />

oorbelle!) (Dink net aan al die<br />

voordele van ‘n permanently-onst<strong>and</strong><strong>by</strong><br />

tutor! Hulle doen soms<br />

INF-take ook, né *uhm). So<br />

*Ysterarms, *Klim, *Thintin,<br />

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*Ainsley en die *twee computer<br />

geniuses sal maar moet ligtrap!<br />

Darem <strong>is</strong> die IAS211 en INF214<br />

tutors nou weer veilig!<br />

*Tjarlie spot altyd: “’n Boer maak<br />

‘n plan, en die Engelsman laat hom<br />

werk!” Lyk my dit was wel die geval<br />

in hierdie semester, veral onder die<br />

dames. Yes the leading ladies<br />

*Carrie, *Samantha, *Charlotte<br />

<strong>and</strong> *Mir<strong>and</strong>a have decided that<br />

they had enough Hellgebra <strong>and</strong> so<br />

they took action! It might not have<br />

worked out exactly as they have<br />

planned, but they surely made their<br />

point! Good going ladies! There’s<br />

nothing like a little controversy to<br />

keep everyone aware of what <strong>is</strong><br />

expected of them!<br />

Dan, soos oudergewoonte, <strong>is</strong> daar<br />

die MTN-lyn sindikaat. Ja, glo dit, ‘n<br />

paar individue wat baie freeminutes<br />

het! Het almal toe op die<br />

spreadsheet ingepas? En kan julle<br />

glo, sowaar ‘n nuwe topstudent in<br />

die groep!<br />

*Skuilname <strong>is</strong> gebruik, <strong>and</strong> any<br />

similarity between the above <strong>and</strong><br />

actual persons <strong>is</strong> purely<br />

coincidental!<br />

Third Years<br />

If you were born in 1984 then you (<strong>and</strong> probably all your buddies around<br />

you) will know what happens in 2005…<br />

Jip, for most of the students trying to study in their third year, it <strong>is</strong> not the<br />

next stats class test that dictates your weekly routine, it <strong>is</strong> the 21 st ’s!<br />

It <strong>is</strong> not just one a month, sometimes your crowd strikes a bad patch, <strong>and</strong> it<br />

<strong>is</strong> the one friend on Friday, <strong>and</strong> a friend of another on Saturday – AND you’re<br />

obligated to attend / to gate crash. Now, becoming 21 <strong>is</strong> a significant event.<br />

Not only <strong>is</strong> it your coming of age, but <strong>by</strong> th<strong>is</strong> time you KNOW how to throw a<br />

party…<br />

There are those that theme (from Cartoon characters, to Duvet parties),<br />

those that go GRAND, small <strong>and</strong> large gatherings. Some parties go on for +/-


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4 hours, but those that really get spoken about are those that should have<br />

ended at midnight, but since the spirit was high, the “juices” kept flowing,<br />

<strong>and</strong> it <strong>is</strong> only the sunlight (or the spotlight thrown into your eyes <strong>by</strong> a police<br />

officer) that remind you are a human being (with a dwarf sitting on your<br />

shoulder, happily hitting away trying to mash in your skull with h<strong>is</strong> 5 pound<br />

mallet). Ok, you may have woken up halfway to hell, but at least you<br />

remember you went there in style, you know – the night before, or at least,<br />

you think so.<br />

Do not think the hole in your pocket was made <strong>by</strong> a bottle (or a crate of<br />

cans if you are so inclined) – oh no, trying to work out a budget to fit both<br />

the toll of Hatfield <strong>and</strong> a sufficiently sturdy (or homely - for the ladies looking<br />

forward to creating a lovely home in the not too d<strong>is</strong>tant future) present for<br />

the lucky person that week can get more than a bit tricky, <strong>and</strong> then you<br />

really start to appreciate the zero use of your multifunction, time value of<br />

money, HP, so many-ith series, pocket calculator.<br />

All in all, the third year <strong>is</strong> a year of endings (your pre-adult status, your<br />

inability of signing a contract or consent form <strong>and</strong> hopefully your degree) <strong>and</strong><br />

a year of beginnings (your adulthood, asking questions such as “now how<br />

much <strong>is</strong> th<strong>is</strong> up <strong>and</strong> coming degree of mine worth?” <strong>and</strong> sadly but truly –<br />

you’re beginning to study for the next paper.)<br />

Honours<br />

Honours can be compared to the Actuarial <strong>and</strong> Financial Maths degree on<br />

steroids: IT IS HECTIC! Some of us cannot control our adrenalin-rushes <strong>and</strong><br />

then we decide to take on the lecturers. Take Mrs MAN for example: she<br />

really gave Dr van Wyk a go. And NO Van Wyk, you ARE wrong, you don’t<br />

need 45 minutes to prove a 2 nd year formula! Hey, head boy, thanks for<br />

representing us in almost every class. We appreciate you! And who thought<br />

that keeping the Cricket score for South Africa would be less important than<br />

attending class…? In fact, playing golf <strong>is</strong> much more fun!<br />

For those of you who sticked with the honours class the 2 nd time (or<br />

3 rd ?)…should we thank you for the brief description at the start of each<br />

course on how bad the lecturers are, how difficult the work <strong>is</strong> going to get<br />

<strong>and</strong> what a nightmare the exams are??? It’s like watching a movie with<br />

someone who has already seen it!! I hope that none of us will carry on the<br />

tradition.<br />

Real<strong>is</strong>ing that th<strong>is</strong> <strong>is</strong> the last stretch to fin<strong>is</strong>hing studying with the honours<br />

class of 2005, it makes you look at your classmates in a different way. Yes,<br />

even the one that you described as “the typical actuary”! The question <strong>is</strong>: did<br />

he become more like you, or did you become more like him…? Good luck!


Ons Proffies<br />

van Nader<br />

Sommige van die dosente <strong>is</strong> al<br />

langer hier op kampus as wat jy<br />

gedink het. Die vraag <strong>is</strong>:<br />

Hoekom? Nadat daar met<br />

moeite in ou argiewe gegrawe<br />

<strong>is</strong>, het ons op interessante<br />

inligting van Prof. HLM du<br />

Pless<strong>is</strong> afgekom wat dateer uit<br />

die jare negentigs van die<br />

vorige millenium (1999). Jare<br />

later (nou 2005) wil ons die<br />

verm<strong>is</strong>te inligting toevoeg<br />

en ook sommige vrae<br />

opdateer...<br />

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1. Wat <strong>is</strong> u regte name? Hendrik Lourens Marthinus du Pless<strong>is</strong><br />

2. Waar sien u uself oor 10 jaar? Lewendig met ‘n 97,948% waarskynlikheid<br />

as A1967-70 ult van toepassing <strong>is</strong>. Kan iem<strong>and</strong> asseblief my som<br />

kontroleer?<br />

3. Waar het u geswot (en hoe lank het dit geneem om te kwalif<strong>is</strong>eer)? Ek het<br />

vir 3 jaar <strong>by</strong> Wits studeer en dit was „blêrrie lank“ voor ek as aktuar<strong>is</strong><br />

gekwalif<strong>is</strong>eer het in 1997. (Daar <strong>is</strong> dus hoop...)<br />

4. Watter vak was die moeilikste? Die moeilikste vak was life en ek het ook<br />

daarin gespesial<strong>is</strong>eer.<br />

5. Watter beroep sou u nie wou volg nie? Br<strong>and</strong>weerman (wel, nie meer nie,<br />

sedertdien het aktuar<strong>is</strong> beter begin klink).<br />

6. Waarmee ry u rond? Het dit enige “stickers”? Ek het onlangs my Mini<br />

Cooper S ingeruil vir ‘n BMW 540 sonder stickers, maar julle moet net my<br />

mags uitcheck! (Darem <strong>is</strong> daai groen Audi van destyds vervang met `n KAR!)<br />

7. Wat <strong>is</strong> u gunsteling tydverdryf? Vermaak my me<strong>is</strong>ie.<br />

8. Waar het u u bevind op 1 Januarie 2000? Ek neem aan om 0h00?<br />

Kleinmond beach party.


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9. Wat staan u glad nie aan nie? Moedswilligheid en onbekwaamheid, veral as<br />

die onbekwame onbewus van die onbekwaamheid <strong>is</strong>. Meng die twee vir<br />

die kersie op die koek.<br />

10. Wat het u (as student) in af periodes aangevang? Pinball gespeel met<br />

my twintig sente (…dit was die going rate daai jare). En die dae as ek<br />

rerig op ‘n roll was, net een 20c-stuk vir die eerste game. Die <strong>and</strong>er<br />

games het van free games gekom. Nogal ‘n pinball wizard gewees, al<br />

moet ek dit nou self erken.<br />

11. Het u enige slegte gewoontes? Heeltemal te veel om op te noem.<br />

12. Beplan u om eendag oorsee te gaan? Permanent? Dan sou ek op al die<br />

opwinding hier ter plaatse uitm<strong>is</strong>. Ek gaan kuier wel so af en toe <strong>by</strong><br />

kleinboet in Boston.<br />

13. Wat <strong>is</strong> u motto in die lewe? Soek die waarheid<br />

14. Watter troeteldiere besit u? Wat <strong>is</strong> hulle name? Een klein tab<strong>by</strong> katjie<br />

genaamd Kalie.<br />

15. Neem u deel aan enige sport? Fietsry saam met Leonie en Anneke van<br />

die W<strong>is</strong>kundedepartement. Offroad motorfietsry (RM250), en gym om die<br />

liggaam geoefen te hou sodat die offroad-ryrery nie my veteraanlyf te veel<br />

karnuffel nie. Die gym help ook sommer terselfdertyd ‘n bietjie om die<br />

skaal in toom te hou.<br />

16. Watter rug<strong>by</strong>span ondersteun u? Die horing span<br />

17. Wat was u gunsteling speelding toe u klein was? Hulle het nooit lank<br />

gehou nie, so dit was moeilik om ‘n langtermynverhouding te smee.<br />

18. Waarvoor <strong>is</strong> u die bangste? Ek het nie ‘n bang haar op my kop nie.<br />

Behalwe as studente my wil aanr<strong>and</strong> oor puntetoekennings☺. Andersins <strong>is</strong><br />

ek normaalweg heel domastrant.<br />

19. Het u enige stokperdjies? Hou van lees, couch potato speel, harde<br />

musiek (arme bure), bietjie tuinmaak, toets my nuwe kombu<strong>is</strong> se<br />

kookgeriewe uit, voltooi my hu<strong>is</strong>bouprojek stukkie vir stukkie nadat die<br />

bouer verdwyn het ….kwalif<strong>is</strong>eer laasgenoemde as ‘n stokperdjie of ‘n<br />

frustrasie? In elk geval, die aktiwiteitelys ver<strong>and</strong>er van tyd tot tyd na<br />

gelang van die nuutste gier.<br />

20. Het u enige raad/boodskap aan die studente? Verwag om te werk vir<br />

dit wat jy wil hê.<br />

-Marguerite Fevrier


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The Joke Warehouse<br />

Three men are sentenced to die <strong>by</strong> guillotine. The first man steps up, places<br />

h<strong>is</strong> head in the hole, the executioner release the knife,<br />

<strong>and</strong> miraculously the knife stops inches above the<br />

man's neck. The king says, "Under the laws of our<br />

country, if the guillotine fails to do its job, you are<br />

declared free." So the first man gets up, relieved,<br />

<strong>and</strong> the second man takes h<strong>is</strong> place. Again, the<br />

guillotine knife stops inches away from the man's<br />

neck. The king says again, "Under the laws of<br />

our country, if the guillotine fails to do its<br />

job, you are declared free." So the<br />

second man gets up, free. The third<br />

man, who <strong>is</strong> an actuary, puts h<strong>is</strong> head in<br />

the guillotine hole, looks up, <strong>and</strong> says, "I<br />

think I see what the problem <strong>is</strong> ... ".<br />

An actuary <strong>is</strong> a person, who passes as an expert on<br />

the bas<strong>is</strong> of a prolific ability to produce an<br />

infinite variety of incomprehensive figures<br />

calculated with micrometric prec<strong>is</strong>ion from<br />

the vaguest of assumptions based on<br />

debatable evidence from inconclusive data<br />

derived <strong>by</strong> persons of questionable reliability for the<br />

sole purpose of confusing an already hopelessly<br />

befuddled group of persons who never read the stat<strong>is</strong>tics anyway! (Oukei, `n<br />

ou een maar hy bly goed!)<br />

A group of lawyers <strong>and</strong> a group of actuaries are traveling <strong>by</strong> train to<br />

conferences in the same city. The lawyers were surpr<strong>is</strong>ed to see that the<br />

actuaries had only bought one train ticket for the entire group. When the<br />

conductor entered the front of the car, all of the actuaries got up <strong>and</strong> went<br />

into the same bathroom. As the conductor went down the a<strong>is</strong>le, the lawyers<br />

dutifully h<strong>and</strong>ed him their tickets. When he came to the bathroom he said,<br />

"Ticket, please." One ticket slid out, he punched it, <strong>and</strong> went on h<strong>is</strong> way. On<br />

the return trip home, the lawyers thought they'd try the same trick, but th<strong>is</strong><br />

time they noticed the actuaries had not bought any train tickets. As the<br />

conductor entered the front of the car, all of the lawyers got up <strong>and</strong> went into<br />

the same bathroom. One of the actuaries walked over to the bathroom,<br />

knocked on the door, <strong>and</strong> said, "Ticket, please."<br />

A casualty actuary priced an automobile "Fire <strong>and</strong> Theft" policy with an<br />

extremely low premium. When asked why it was so cheap, he said, "Who<br />

would steal a burnt car?"


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Question: Why did the metalhead (i.e., someone who l<strong>is</strong>tens to heavy metal<br />

music) want to become an actuary? Answer: He wanted to get paid to predict<br />

death <strong>and</strong> destruction.<br />

A group of people <strong>is</strong> touring the Gr<strong>and</strong> Canyon, <strong>and</strong><br />

the tour guide asks if anyone knows the age of the<br />

canyon. Everybody <strong>is</strong> mumbling but nobody<br />

answers. An actuary ra<strong>is</strong>es h<strong>is</strong> h<strong>and</strong> <strong>and</strong> says, "one<br />

million <strong>and</strong> three years old!" The guide <strong>is</strong> amazed<br />

<strong>and</strong> asks the actuary how he knows th<strong>is</strong> so exactly.<br />

The actuary answers, "Three years ago I v<strong>is</strong>ited the<br />

Gr<strong>and</strong> Canyon, <strong>and</strong> one of your guides said the<br />

canyon was one million years old."<br />

The Actuary<br />

An actuary <strong>is</strong> walking down the corridor when he feels a twinge in h<strong>is</strong> chest.<br />

Immediately, he runs to the stairwell <strong>and</strong> hurls himself down. H<strong>is</strong> friend,<br />

v<strong>is</strong>iting him in the hospital, asks why he did that. The actuary replies, "The<br />

chances of having a heart attack <strong>and</strong> falling down the stairs are much lower<br />

than the chances of having a heart attack only.<br />

Someone once said, if you can laugh at yourself, you always have<br />

something to laugh about.<br />

Writing an actuarial exam<br />

Bill Osenton adv<strong>is</strong>es on how to arrive at that start line ready to run the marathon of your life! (The Actuary<br />

Magazine August 2004).<br />

So you’re planning to write an actuarial examination, <strong>and</strong> th<strong>is</strong> time you want to really nail it!<br />

Now how do you do that? It <strong>is</strong> not sufficient just to sit down <strong>and</strong> study night after night until<br />

you eventually reach the night before the exam, <strong>by</strong> which time you hope to be properly<br />

prepared for the examination on the next day. You need to focus your studying.<br />

Studying to write an actuarial examination should be approached with the same careful<br />

planning <strong>and</strong> preparation that you would adopt if training to run a marathon. As the ad for<br />

the mountain bike says ‘Th<strong>is</strong> day didn’t start at the top of the hill. Th<strong>is</strong> day started long<br />

before…’.<br />

In preparing for a marathon one must train to develop the following:<br />

◆ general fitness <strong>and</strong> stamina; ◆ strength;<br />

◆ speed; ◆ high energy level on day of race.<br />

Preparing for an actuarial exam one must train to develop the following:<br />

◆ knowledge; ◆ underst<strong>and</strong>ing; ◆ speed; ◆ high energy level on day of the exam.<br />

For a marathon your plan of attack might look like figure 1.<br />

First you would build your general fitness <strong>and</strong> stamina <strong>and</strong> then your strength. As the race<br />

day approaches you would concentrate on developing more speed <strong>and</strong> in the last few days<br />

you would taper in order to feel fit <strong>and</strong> full of energy on the race day. Your training for an<br />

actuarial exam should be just as organ<strong>is</strong>ed. At first you should concentrate on gathering<br />

knowledge,


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then on gaining underst<strong>and</strong>ing. Towards the end you must devote some time to developing<br />

your speed <strong>and</strong> then finally you should make sure you are well rested for your exam. Your<br />

plan of attack might look like figure 2. All of us study to acquire knowledge, <strong>and</strong> most to gain<br />

underst<strong>and</strong>ing. However, I believe that many students omit to plan properly for the last two<br />

steps. Being able to apply quickly <strong>and</strong> accurately what you do know <strong>is</strong> at least as important<br />

in passing an actuarial examination as the extent of your knowledge. Speed <strong>is</strong> an important<br />

factor in successfully passing actuarial<br />

exams. To increase your<br />

speed, you must have<br />

important methods <strong>and</strong><br />

formulae at your finger tips.<br />

As you study, you must<br />

identify <strong>and</strong> record the<br />

formulae that you will need in<br />

the exam. Then in the last<br />

month before the exam you<br />

should commit them to<br />

memory <strong>and</strong> pract<strong>is</strong>e writing<br />

them down quickly <strong>and</strong><br />

accurately. As you study, you<br />

should likew<strong>is</strong>e identify the<br />

methods you will need. Then<br />

in the last month before the<br />

exam date pract<strong>is</strong>e using<br />

them so that you can recall them<br />

<strong>and</strong> apply them instantly. A week or two before the actual<br />

examination, you should find time for at least one practice exam, <strong>and</strong> get in some practice<br />

on the actuarial calculator you will actually be using on exam day. Th<strong>is</strong> practice exam should<br />

be conducted under examination conditions (ie in a quiet room with no d<strong>is</strong>tractions <strong>and</strong> no<br />

reference materials) <strong>and</strong> should be subject to the time limit of the real examination.<br />

To run a marathon in a good time you need to arrive at the starting<br />

line full of energy <strong>and</strong><br />

bounce. The last stage, conserving your energy for the race, <strong>is</strong> very important. No runner<br />

that I know of would train for a marathon <strong>by</strong> taking a 30-mile endurance training run on the<br />

day before the big race. And<br />

yet, I know of many students<br />

who will put in a long hard day’s study the day before an<br />

actuarial exam, with predictably poor results.<br />

To recall <strong>and</strong> replay your<br />

knowledge quickly in an<br />

actuarial exam you need to be<br />

fresh <strong>and</strong> alert with a clear<br />

head. You should plan a<br />

tapering schedule in the last<br />

ten days. Get out more <strong>and</strong><br />

relax, play tenn<strong>is</strong> or golf<br />

(although not if it frustrates<br />

you), or just go for nice quiet<br />

walks. Give your batteries<br />

time to recharge before the<br />

final effort. Never enter an<br />

exam room tired <strong>and</strong><br />

depressed from last-minute<br />

study. Make a point of never<br />

tackling new material in the<br />

last two weeks before an exam – concentrate on rev<strong>is</strong>ing mate rial you already know. In the<br />

last three days limit yourself to memorizing crib sheets prepared during the rev<strong>is</strong>ion process<br />

in the previous month <strong>and</strong> get plenty of rest. Th<strong>is</strong> way you will find that you are more able to<br />

recall facts <strong>and</strong> methods from the whole study period.


The<br />

Proof of Life<br />

The <strong>Aktua</strong> Career Exposure<br />

Evening was the main event<br />

in the second quarter of<br />

2005. It was an enormous<br />

success attributable to the<br />

hard work of the <strong>Aktua</strong><br />

Committee <strong>and</strong> enthusiasm<br />

of the students.<br />

Mr. Marthinus V<strong>is</strong>ser from<br />

OUTsurance.<br />

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Mr. Rossouw Steyn from<br />

Sasfin Frankel Pollak<br />

Securities.<br />

Some interesting questions<br />

were answered in the most<br />

polite way.


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Kommentaar, Kritiek en Voorstelle<br />

Write to us on our e-mail address.<br />

We<br />

appreciate your continued support.<br />

The<br />

<strong>Aktua</strong> Committee.<br />

Hierdie<br />

uitgawe van The Actuarial Times <strong>is</strong><br />

saamgestel deur <strong>Aktua</strong> se komitee. <strong>Aktua</strong><br />

bestaan om die lewe vir julle lekker te maak en<br />

ons waardeer alle kritiek en voorstelle.<br />

You<br />

are always more than welcome to give<br />

suggestions <strong>and</strong> recommendations for social<br />

events or anything that you would like us to do.<br />

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hear from you!<br />

____________________ _______________________<br />

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aktua@up.ac.za<br />

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