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IN THE LAWLESS<br />
CORNERS OF THE FORMER<br />
SOVIET UNION, A<br />
DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CAR<br />
THIEF HAS TURNED<br />
HIS LIFE STORY INTO ONE<br />
OF THE HOTTEST SHOWS<br />
ON TELEVISION—THE REAL<br />
REALITY TV. SAY “DAS<br />
VIDANYA,” HOLLYWOOD.<br />
WORDS AND PHOTOGRAPHS<br />
BY BRETT FORREST<br />
Y<br />
ou can’t have fun when you’re famous.<br />
Behold Vitali Dyomochka, laid-back<br />
in a Land Cruiser, just trying to enjoy<br />
himself with a few close associates.<br />
It’s dead night in a dead end, and they’re<br />
waiting for a girl to tiptoe out of the<br />
sauna. A Kalashnikov rides shotgun.<br />
Russian synth pop is beating up the quiet. Everyone’s feeling<br />
up their cheek scars and buzz cuts with their tattooed<br />
fingers. The door to the hothouse squeals open, revealing the<br />
cutout of something with a skirt on.<br />
“Hey, girl,” Vitali mumbles into the dark.<br />
The shadow steps into the shaft of a street lamp, illuminating<br />
a pretty face that’s touched up with unease. Vitali reaches out<br />
to put a palm on her. And there is a moment just then, a gap,<br />
when her doubt disappears, when she is suddenly feeling giddy.<br />
“I know you,” says the girl. “You’re the guy from TV.”<br />
This is what it has come down to for Russia’s most infamous<br />
television idol. Vitali Dyomochka has traded in a life as the<br />
brutal leader of a car-theft ring in Russia’s Far East for a life as<br />
the creator and star of Spets, a TV series based on his own<br />
wild times. They watch The Sopranos even in the farthest<br />
reaches of nowhere. The world isn’t so big anymore. And when<br />
a bona fide killer like Vitali gets his hands on a digital camera,<br />
he can tell the real story in a way that big Tony couldn’t dream<br />
up on that shrink’s couch.<br />
There is a side effect, however. Vitali has been having trouble<br />
maintaining the fear, since it works out that you’re either a<br />
villain in the everyday or you simply play one on TV. And what<br />
kind of fun can you have if nobody’s spooked?<br />
“AREN’T YOU AFRAID OF ME?” Vitali asks Complex,<br />
shaking hands in greeting, clearly expecting a yes, hoping for<br />
one even. His voice is faint and scratchy. He is in Moscow<br />
now, cruising around and looking for a synthesizer on which<br />
he’ll compose and mix music for Spets. Vitali is particular<br />
about his purchase, sitting in shops and playing piano with<br />
slender, delicate fingers and a studied, upturned profile,<br />
his bald head parched white in the mercantile fluorescent<br />
lighting. Once he finds what he needs, he packs up his<br />
tracksuits and makes for the airport.<br />
He flies the nine hours back over the expanse of Russia. It is<br />
the same swindle. The main difference between Moscow<br />
and Russia’s far eastern capital of Vladivostok is the sum total<br />
of Chinese guys named Vladimir.<br />
Unlike in Moscow, where the Mercedes jeep plays khan<br />
to the cars that swat each other along the roadways, in<br />
videotape<br />
51 FEBRUARY/MARCH 2005