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IN THE LAWLESS<br />

CORNERS OF THE FORMER<br />

SOVIET UNION, A<br />

DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CAR<br />

THIEF HAS TURNED<br />

HIS LIFE STORY INTO ONE<br />

OF THE HOTTEST SHOWS<br />

ON TELEVISION—THE REAL<br />

REALITY TV. SAY “DAS<br />

VIDANYA,” HOLLYWOOD.<br />

WORDS AND PHOTOGRAPHS<br />

BY BRETT FORREST<br />

Y<br />

ou can’t have fun when you’re famous.<br />

Behold Vitali Dyomochka, laid-back<br />

in a Land Cruiser, just trying to enjoy<br />

himself with a few close associates.<br />

It’s dead night in a dead end, and they’re<br />

waiting for a girl to tiptoe out of the<br />

sauna. A Kalashnikov rides shotgun.<br />

Russian synth pop is beating up the quiet. Everyone’s feeling<br />

up their cheek scars and buzz cuts with their tattooed<br />

fingers. The door to the hothouse squeals open, revealing the<br />

cutout of something with a skirt on.<br />

“Hey, girl,” Vitali mumbles into the dark.<br />

The shadow steps into the shaft of a street lamp, illuminating<br />

a pretty face that’s touched up with unease. Vitali reaches out<br />

to put a palm on her. And there is a moment just then, a gap,<br />

when her doubt disappears, when she is suddenly feeling giddy.<br />

“I know you,” says the girl. “You’re the guy from TV.”<br />

This is what it has come down to for Russia’s most infamous<br />

television idol. Vitali Dyomochka has traded in a life as the<br />

brutal leader of a car-theft ring in Russia’s Far East for a life as<br />

the creator and star of Spets, a TV series based on his own<br />

wild times. They watch The Sopranos even in the farthest<br />

reaches of nowhere. The world isn’t so big anymore. And when<br />

a bona fide killer like Vitali gets his hands on a digital camera,<br />

he can tell the real story in a way that big Tony couldn’t dream<br />

up on that shrink’s couch.<br />

There is a side effect, however. Vitali has been having trouble<br />

maintaining the fear, since it works out that you’re either a<br />

villain in the everyday or you simply play one on TV. And what<br />

kind of fun can you have if nobody’s spooked?<br />

“AREN’T YOU AFRAID OF ME?” Vitali asks Complex,<br />

shaking hands in greeting, clearly expecting a yes, hoping for<br />

one even. His voice is faint and scratchy. He is in Moscow<br />

now, cruising around and looking for a synthesizer on which<br />

he’ll compose and mix music for Spets. Vitali is particular<br />

about his purchase, sitting in shops and playing piano with<br />

slender, delicate fingers and a studied, upturned profile,<br />

his bald head parched white in the mercantile fluorescent<br />

lighting. Once he finds what he needs, he packs up his<br />

tracksuits and makes for the airport.<br />

He flies the nine hours back over the expanse of Russia. It is<br />

the same swindle. The main difference between Moscow<br />

and Russia’s far eastern capital of Vladivostok is the sum total<br />

of Chinese guys named Vladimir.<br />

Unlike in Moscow, where the Mercedes jeep plays khan<br />

to the cars that swat each other along the roadways, in<br />

videotape<br />

51 FEBRUARY/MARCH 2005

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