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VOLUME 12, Number 188 Friday, August 25, 2006
Rick Tihista mans a power trowel as his constrcution crew
poured another slab of concrete for the Hi-Line Grind
Skatepark this morning. The final slab will be poured on
Smooth Work
Tuesday, weather permitting. Rick is asking kids to please
stay off the concrete until his end of the project has been
completed, and then they can skate to their hearts' content.
Event Center receives another $15,000
Thanks to the Valley County Rivers Economic Growth, said VCCF process, Carlson said. fl
Community Foundation (VCCF), the
Valley Event Center has been awarded
Chair Jean Carlson of Fort Peck. In
2004, Two Rivers completed a
The compressor room at the
Valley Event Center is an essential
$15,000 from the Montana community survey with the Montana piece of the ice-making pie. The
Community Foundation (MCF). The
money will be used toward the
completion of the compressor room at
the Valley Event Center.
The award was made possible in
part because of the work of Two
Economic DeveIopment Association,
which is a requirement for the grant
application. Several goals came out
of that assessment, including support
for the Valley Event Center, and
VCCF is pleased to be a partner in that
compressor, the condenser, and all the
piping, coolant, glycol, etc. are
necessary to keep the ice frozen now
that the concrete floor has been
installed. When the compressor room
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new generation of superheroes and save
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GARAGE SALE: Sat., 8 am to 4 prn in
building BETWEEN SAM'S AND
GORDON'S FOODS. 2-Party, lots of
good stuff, 18' enclosed shop or stock
trailer with tandem axel. Junior size
violin, two nice microwave cabinets,
desk with glass top, Bedding, boat items
including a new troller attachment for
an inboardloutboard engine, rugs, lots
of home deco, items and size 8 petite
clothes.
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GARAGE SALE: Sat., Aug. 26,7 am
to 11 am. Infant, children, and Adult
clothing, and misc. items. 120 Sawney
Drive.
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GARAGE SALE: Sat., Aug. 26, 8 am
to 3 pm. Furniture, lawn tractor,
household, bikes, toys, teen boyslgirls
& women's clothing. 102 Bonnie.
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GARAGE SALE: Sat., Aug. 26,8 am
to ? Furniture & lots of misc. 815 10th
Ave. N.
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INQUIRY: Does anybody know what
happened to the seating from the gym
of the old Glasgow High School (Junior
High)? Would like to purchase some for
nostalgic reasons. Call 263-7535 or
228-2789.
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FRESH PEACHES & CREAM Corn,
tomatoes, beans, lemon cukes, regular
cukes, beets, zuchini, onions, assorted
peppers, egg plant, carrots, jam-njellies,
fresh baked goods. Check out
the Farmers Market on Saturday.
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GARAGE SALE: Sat., Aug. 26,8 am
to whenever? 8 ft. pieces of wood (from
the bowling lanes-great for garage work
benches), clothes, table and chair, and
rnisc. At El Cor Del Lanes (Hwy 2
west).
GARAGE SALE: Friday, 5-7 prn, and
Saturday 8-11 am. Rain or shine.
Something for everyone - sporting
equipment; household goods, few
clothes, bedding. etc. 904 11th Ave. N.
NEMONTISSEEKlNGafull-time Rightof-Way
Agent to be based in Scobey,
MT. Position open until filled. An
employment application and complete
job description may be obtained by
+++ ++ visiting www.nemont.net or by
NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN to fill a contacting Human Resources at 783-
vacancy on the Frances Mahon 2200 or 1-800-636-6680. Send
Deaconess Hospital Board of Trustees, applications to: Nemont, Attention:
with the term beginning January 2007. Human Resources Manager, P.O. Box
Terms are for three years. Interested 600, Scobey, MT 59263.
persons may submit their name to: +++++
FMDH Board President, G.C. Feda, 621 DENISE'S DAY CARE has 1 full time
3rd St. S., Glasgow, MT 59230. By Best Beginning Scholarship spot open.
September 6,2006 for consideration. Registered and Star Quality Day Care.
Applicants must be a resident of Valley Call 228-8963.
County. +++++
++ +++ HELP WANTED at Soma-Dis Deli. See
GLASGOW DISTRIBUTORS needs Beth after 2 pm at the Deli.
part-time warehouse help. Pulling
orders, loading trucks and delivery.
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FOR RENT: 3 bedroom, 1-112 bath, 15
Monday-Friday. 20-30 hours weekly. N. Jet Drive. 228-8107.
Competitive wages based on +.I-+++
experience. Apply at Job Service. FOR RENT: 1 small, 1 bedroom
+++++ furnished home located at 904-4th Ave.
JOB OPENING: Mitchell Group Home, S. 228-8107.
40 hours, 3 pm to 11 pm. Sunday and -I-++++
Monday off. Call Milk River Activity FOR RENT: 1-Bed Furnished or
Center at 228-8412 or Apply at Job unfurnished apartment wllaundr~ &
Service. Closes Sept. 4th. storage room. Clean & efficient. $3001
++++.I. month. 2-bed house wl garage and
HELP WANTED: Looking for daytime Storage, well kept and cute, located at
front counter workers. Hours and days 6353rdAve. N., $300lmo. Call Helland
worked may vary, but not necessarilly. Agency Inca, 228-2114.
Mature persons may apply at the DAIRY +++++
QUEEN.
FOR RENT: 3 bedroom, 2 full bath
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home, all appliances, $550 per month
with lease, located in Fort Peck. Call
GLASGOW SCHOO~~
is seeking sub
school bus drivers. Starting wage is
526-7016anytime9 leave message.
$10.05/hr, 11 .lO/hour after 3 years. Must
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obtain Montana School BUS Certificate.
FOR RENT: Delightful Glasgow
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Valley Event Center
continued from front
and its components are installed and completed, the iceskating
rink will be available October to March for figure S hare - A -
skating, open skating, hockey practices, and hockey games
inside the Valley Event Center.
We have someone gong to
The past two years, a makeshift natural ice-skating Billings On 30 and willtake
a passenger. They need
rink has been constructed inside the Valley Event Center
to drive their car back
and maintained by the HiLine Youth Hockey Association to Glasgow on Sept 2 or 3.
(HLYHA). Basically, the "outdoor rink" that had been
used since 1995 was moved inside and erected on the
Valley Event Center's dirt floor. However, such a rink
cannot be sustained long - approximately two to three
months - because it is dependent upon cold outdoor
temperatures to keep the ice intact. During the 2004-05
season, ice-skating was available in Glasgow for
approximately three months. The 2005-06 season was
much shorter - only one month - because of warmer-thanusual
weather.
Now that the concrete floor is in dace, it is ex~ected
that a natural ice rink will not even be possible because
the concrete will conduct heat, making it impossible to
keep the ice frozen. The grant funds will help to ensure
that ice will be made and will remain frozen for the entire
skating season.
The Valley Event Center representatives received
$5,000 at a celebratory reception hosted by the VCCF
board on July 26 in the compressor room at the VEC. The
remaining $10,000 will be sent from the MCF when the
HLYHA board can prove that all funds to complete the
compressor room have been committed. In presenting the
grant, Jean Carlson praised the work the I-ILYHA has done
and congratulated them on the success of their efforts.
"This is a wonderful project for our area and you have
done a remarkable job in putting it all together," she said.
"We are proud to present this to you."
The Valley County Community Foundation is steward
of a community savings account through which private
assets, entrusted by donors, are invested to meet the
challenges of contemporary life. The VCCF is the guardian
of a permanent endowment where the income will be used
to help fund economic, cultural and charitable projects
throughout Valley County. Local grants are awarded to
non-profit organizations each spring.
Early this year, MCF invited seven local community
foundations to apply for Partnership Program grants.
These grants are designed to build and strengthen rural
communities. Two grants were awarded - the Valley Event
Center and a project in Seeley Lake each received equal
amounts of funding. Another round of grant applications
will be accepted this fall.
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Favorite Finds
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Mon Dak Marine Taco Shack Baron Weins Detail
Pamida Malta Marine Tangles
Tire Rama Judy Page Renu U Massage
Holly & Co. Culligan Water JR's Party Store
Pehlke's Furniture Nel's Kent Tropical Rays- Jen Stein
D&G Sports & Western Black Jax Healing Touch Chiropractic
Baker's Jewelry Gordon's Foods Hangar
Ezzie's Wholesale Markle's Ace Hardware Candy Bouquet
Jody's Conom
Markle's Furniture
Gateway Inn
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El Cor Delll anes Glasgow Auto Safety Center
Coca-Cola of Glsg. Nemont Beverage CorpJBudweiser
Cottonwood Inn Glsg. Chapter of Walleye's Unlimited
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Pryor Creek Bait Co., Laurel, MT
Alton Smith
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VC Seach & Rescue Town & Country Fumiture
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Farm Equipment Sales-John Deere
Eugene's Pizza Glasgow Area Chamber of Comm. & Ag.
Albertson's
Patrol Boat Captains- Dennis & Sherry You@
Valley Electric Co-op Weigh Masters- Dan Humbert & Arnie
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Max is back at home
On Wednesday afternoon, Burt Johnston's new hunting
partner, a three-month-old German Wire-Hair, was missing
from his kennel. "He's a super-smart dog for his age," Burt
says of Max, "but I know he's not smart enough to open that
kennel door by himself."
Turns out that Burt's first assumption was apparently
correct: some children wanted to play with the dogs and ...
Thursday afternoon Max was returned to his kennel,
extremely excited to be back after spending a scary night
away from home. So it was a happy ending after a worrisome
24 hours for Burt and Max, who will now continue training
for the upcoming bird season which opens on Friday,
September 1st for sharp-tailed and sage grouse, Hungarian
partridge and dove. Pheasant season opens October 7th.
Darrell Gairrett here
After playing a wedding tonight at the Glasgow Elks
Club, Darrell Gairrett and the Hi-Line Country Band decided
to leave their equipment here and treat everyone to another
fantastic night of music Saturday night, August 26th.
Everyone is welcome to come dance, party and whoop it
up at the Glasgow Elks Club with Darrell Gairrett and the
Hi-Line Country Band beginning at 8 p.m. Linda says to
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come early and get in on Happy Hour beginning at 5 p.m.
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FWP seeking public comment
at Aug. 3 7 meeting in Glasgow
Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks will hold a public
meeting on Thursday, Aug. 3 1 in Glasgow to collect comment
on proposed new rules that would require a permit and a fee
to use FWP-managed sites for commercial purposes. The
meeting is scheduled for 6:30-8:30 p.m. in the Quonset
meeting room at FWP's Region 6 headquarters on U.S.
~ i ~ h 2 wWest a ~ in Glasgow.
Commercial uses to be discussed include guided angling
and rafting, guided walks and tours, guided trail rides and
commercial filming. The proposed commercial use rules
include guidelines for evaluating whether a request is
compatible with public expectations and with the
management objectives for that FWP site.
FWP is also seeking public comment on two alternatives
for commercial use on wildlife management areas. One would
prohibit commercial use on these sites and the other would
allow some types of approved commercial use.
The full text of the proposed rules is available on the
FWP web site under Public Notices, Commercial Use Permit
Fee and Commercial Use Of Department Lands. Please email
comments by Sept. 12 to: csperry@mt.gov or mail. them to:
Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks, Attn: Commercial Use
Rules, P.O. Box 200701, Helena, MT 59620-0701.

A Just for fun test
Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have
you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most
resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed
the personalities of well known and modern cartoon
characters. The information that was gathered was made into
this test.
Answer all the questions with what describes you best,
add up all your points (which are next to the answer that you
choose) at the end.
1. Which one of the following describes the perfect
date?
a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) b) FunlTheme Park (2 pts.)
c) Painting in the park (5 pts.) d) Rock concert (1 pt.)
e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)
2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.) b) Alternative (1 pt.) c) Soft Rock (4
pts.) d) Country (5 pts.) e) Pop (3 pts.)
3. What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy (2 pts.) b) Horror (1 pt.) c) Musical (3 pts.)
d) Romance (4 pts.) e) Documentary (5 pts.)
4. Which one of these occupations would you choose
if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter (4 pts.) b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
c) Teacher (3 pts.) d) Police (2 pts.) e) Cashier (1 pt)
5. What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise (5 pts.) b) Read (4 pts.) c) Watch television (2 pts.)
d) Listen to music (1 pt.) e) Sleep (3 pts.)
6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?
a) Yellow (1 pt.) b) White (5 pts.) c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)
d) Dark Blue (2 pts.) e) Red (4 pts.)
7. What do you prefer to eat?
a) Snow (3 pts.) b) Pizza (2 pts.) c) Sushi (1 pt.)
d) Pasta (4 pts.) e) Salad (5 pts.)
8. What is your favorite holiday?
a) Halloween (1 pt.) b) Christmas (3 pts.) c) New Year (2 pts.)
d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.) e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)
9. If you could go to one of these places which one
would it be?
a) Paris (4 pts) b) Spain (5 pts) c) Las Vegas (1 pt)
d) Hawaii (4 pts) e) Hollywood (3 pts)
10. With which of the following would you prefer to
spend time with?
a) Someone Smart (5 pts.) b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.) d) Someone who always
has fun (3 pts.) e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)
Now add up your points. Remember your tally and
find out which cartoon character you most resemble by
turning to page 6.
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Located behindI (10-16 points) You are Garfield:
Pizza Hut
I You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely
know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an
coupon and Book I extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are
an appointment a always in control of your life. Others may not see things as
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(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:
You are fun, you are very cool and popular. You always know
what's in and you are never are out of style. You are good at
knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably
disappeared for a few days more than once but you always
come home with the family values that you learned. Being
married and having children may be important to you, but
only after you have had your share of fun times.
(24-28 points) You are Elmo:
You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always
willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are
very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things.
Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer.
Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.
(29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants:
You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the
best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to
lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never
not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it's funny
and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and
jealous people, and you will be stress free.
(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:
You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very
serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You
call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and
may occasionally forget a few birthdays. Don't let your
passion confuse you with reality.
(44-50 points) You are Dexter:
You are smart and definitely a thinker ... Every situation is fronted
with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very
strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never
ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking
every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!
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Handling of terrorism alerts
reachingnew levels abroad
The British have reacted to the recent terrorism alerts by
raising their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been
"A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but
ran out. The Brits have also re-categorized terrorists from
"Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British
issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the
great fire of 1666.
The French Government announced yesterday that it has
raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only
two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and
"Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that
destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing
the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly
and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more
levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change
Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from
"Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing
Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade
a Neighbor" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday, as is
customary, and the only threat they are womed about is NATO
pulling out of Brussels.
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Hours of Service
Effective September 5,
2006, the Valley County
Treasurer's Office will no
longer open at 7:30 am.
Our normal hours of operation
will be 8:00 am to
5:00 pm. Monday through
Friday.
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Bubba decided it was time to purchase a new saw to
help clear his heavily timbered property. A salesman showed
him the latest model chain saw and assured him that he could
easily cut three or four cords of wood per day with it.
But the first day, Bubba barely cut one cord of wood. The
second morning he arose an hour earlier and managed to cut
a little over one cord. The third day he got up even earlier but
only managed to achieve a total of 1 V;! cords of wood.
Rather disgruntled, Bubba returned the saw to the store
the next day and explained the situation.
"Well", said the salesman, "let's see what's the matter."
He then pulled the starting cord and the chain saw sprang
into action on the very first try.
Leaping back, Bubba shouted, "What in the heck is all
that racket?"
A North Dakota farmer got in his pickup, drove to a
neighboring farm, and knocked at the farmhouse door. An
innocent young lad of about 12 opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well," said the farmer, "is your mom here?"
"No sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."
"How about your brother Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, he went with Mom and Dad. He needed to pick up
a newmouthpiece for his tuba at the music store."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one
foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or
maybe I could take a message for Dad."
"Well, said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to
talk to your dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my
daughter Pearly Mae pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment. "Yeah, you would have
to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "Ifn it helps you
any, I know that Pa charges $100 for the bull and $50 for the
boar, but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard."
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a
group of medical students. "As you can see," he says, "the
patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically
arched. Michael," the doctor quizzed, "what would you do
in a case like this?"
"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp, too."
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When the store manager returned from lunch, he
noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could
ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news
for him.
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that
terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"
"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue doublebreasted
thing?!" the manager asked.
"That's the one!"
"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never
get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit
we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh that," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that
suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me."
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