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CHALLENGER LEAGUE REPORT WEEK 4.

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CHALLENGER LEAGUE REPORT WEEK 4.

With everyone’s favourite Banger!!

Scottsdale fall in a tight one to the Point, East find form on the 300 year old synthetic green,

Longford in a canter over Cressy, Meadows upset Deloraine & Trevallyn too good for LBC.

Bowls the all-weather game loved by us all…….well most of us!!

LONGFORD TIGERS 80 D CRESSY HOTDOGS 56

Junior Cock 28 d Kev Blood 18

Zappasnozzieadoodle 31 d New Bowls but for how long Wilson 9

McKay 21 lt Conditions are Mine Flood 29

In conditions as cold as a polar bear turd the Cressy hotdogs took the long and tiring bus

journey all the way to Longford to cop a right royal country style arse hammering. Team

Snappasnuffazozzalick led the charge for the home side handing Ricky I have Aero

Dynamically challenged bowls Wilson a 30-9 thumping that not even some bullshit baffling

from Nev “knock me up” Goss could stop. The display from team Cockroach Junior was just

as mouth wateringly exciting smashing Kevin “Where's my old bowls?” Wilson 26-14. The

final points on offer were stolen from Freddy flippin mat tossin dummy spittin McKay by a

fired up Flood and Jak “I'm the only in form Wilson” at cressy 21-29.

EAST EAGLES 87 d NORTH DEFENDING CHAMPS 54

EVERYONE’S IDOL DUDMAN 32 d SPARKYMAN BAKER 13

MILLION CALLS SPRINGER 24 d CHASE EM TOE MINNS 23

BLACK CAV SUMMERS 31 d SKUNKMAN HOWARD 18

Wow wee the plastic got a run for the first time in the last ‘almost’ decade and Duddy has

decided that he now will become a professional as he managed to draw them on a

thruppence in his match with Sparky Baker. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE… he even managed 2

smiles during the course of the game when his concentration broke for a split

second….simply inspiring is this great man. Cactus Lane simply superb here for the Eagles

with one bowl always on and the other behind in a great leads display. Rube also solid in this

one and some other tool mixing them up from end to end as only he can.

The Cav had the luxury of not being overly required here, ‘personally I have found him that

way for 20 years now’ as Cobbs Barrett showed one and all why he is so highly regarded by

all that know him well giving a master class in draw & plonk draw bowling…simply

sensational Cobbs. ‘JB closet Magpie Supporter’ also showed how he loves any synthetic


surface continually drawing the shot whenever his team in trouble in his best game for the

club.

Wilbur and Minnsy went chase to toe in this one from start to go…… I wondered if someone

has actually been shot over there at one stage with all the “BANG” “BANG” “BANGING” that

was being hollered from their direction but alas it was not to be it was them both on the

chase with Wilbur clocking 2.35 seconds for the 25 metre journey only to be outdone by the

Toe at 2.29. Trouble stemmed with Minnsy struggling to pull up though and crashing

through the first 2 rows of the large crowd that had gathered for this big clash. Rogan Pip on

fire leading for Wilbur and showing one and all the undoubted potential this little fella has.

Sambo solid at 2, and Zoony with a free flowing surface showed the faster they run the

better he plays.

Great win for East but nothing is won for real in November.

TREVALLYN THUNDER 92 d L.B.C FRIENDLIES 54

AUSSIE MIKE 33 d DONOHUE OF THE NON-DELORAINE VARIETY 10

BOUNCE PATTERSON 28 d STEADY AS SHE GOES BILLING 24

HOWLING GALE HOWLETT 31 d YOUR SHOUT McLEAN 20

Bounce Patterson and crew found Roly Bowls tough to get over, loves the trundle does the

Invermay machine and had Patto worrying for most of the day but between Bryce 'look at

the wind take that one' Weaver and ‘I have 2 years’ worth of speaking to catch up on’

Groves the Thunder boys managed to do enough for the 2 points. Seaton was very good

when in trouble and Bounce Bounce CA BLIMMIN BOOM clearly enjoys playing in warmer

weather .

Howly and men 9-0 down in this one before Legman sims and Bucky Buchanan decided it

was time to start setting the perfect heads up. Let’s face it we all play better with wellconstructed

heads. This seemed to bring on the Cassman and Howly to produce maximum

results and cherries for all. Bucky the best here even without ‘good bowl sweetie’ from the

sidelines still restricting his concentration ability.

Aussie Mike makes the statement of the week ‘I will never give up Noof as MY lead’, so the

Noofman clearly on fire here and making life easy for the Dougall dick and with Vidor ‘yes I

have found somewhere to play’ Murray a complete luxury at 3 adding as he saw fit and

showing he has lost none of his ability even after a large break than most. Very rarely

crossed over down did the Aus and generally on the odd occasion they were he managed to

pull one from his back passage to recover the situation.

All in all a good day for the Thunder and full credit to LBC for agreeing to move their game

to an alternative venue after leaving their sprinklers on high for 2 days.

DELORAINE PIGEONS 67 lt KINGS MEADOWS TRUE BLUES 77


DRAWING MACHINE MITCHELL 16 lt ANY CONDITIONS BAIRD 29

PIGEON DONOHUE 23 lt KIWI HEMINGWAY 25

DRIVING MACHINE MITCHELL 28 d ROLF HARRIS 23

No report given here either but I know there was one man that simply loves playing the

game and that shone through on the scoreboard with the veteran Doc Baird on fire in this

one. Chasing bowls at will to stop his aggots from freezing and creating a crater in the Del

City Surface. What a thoughtful character this man truly is.

SCOTTSDALE SPUDDIES 64 lt BEAUTY POINT MIDGIES 68

CHURCHILL 18 lt STAND UP BRUCEY HOWARD 19

I HATE BUDDY GOSS 24 lt HARD AS AN ACHRE 26

BENNO 22 lt PAULY 23

No report given but clearly a tight knit affair in the Spud Country.

That’s it for this week fans.

Until you read more rubbish next week tis the Banger signing off with….

THERE IS ONLY 1 AND I AM IT.

FB

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