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The Beach Winter 2009 Mid-Season Party has come and gone. Congratulations to ShamWow’s David Binge

and Steel Toes & Panty Hoes’ Amanda Wowk on winning “Best Dressed to Impress Award”.

As the party continued and kickballer was talking with kickballer, some interesting quotes, stories, and

thoughts were said:

• “I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no f*cking way

paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell

can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw the scissors! From now on, when I play R/P/S, I’m always choosing

rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already

clenched fist and say, ‘oh shit, I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!’” – VP Arty

• “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think

about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be

out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘it is better that I drink this beer and

let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’” -- Jon Simon – Just Kickin It

“Do you ever wonder if you’re in the middle of the Truman Show? Whether everyone around you has been

scripted to throw you off?” Chase Sammons – Balls Deeper

“Ok … so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the ‘Jags’ and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as

the ‘Bucs’, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?” -- Bekah Bardwell – Electric Mayhem

• “I swear to drunk I’m not God!” -- Prez Greg

• “You know what really bothers me is when people use the phrase ‘that goes without saying.’ If it actually

did ‘go’ without saying, then it would be unnecessary to say ‘that goes without saying…’” – Jeff Riley – All

Night Long

I hope everyone had a great time at the mid-season party and looking forward to “The Real March Madness”

next week!!! If you’re interested filling out “Beach Winter 2009 Tournament” brackets, please email

me at Each entry is $5 and winner takes all. Entries need to be in no later than noon,

Thursday March 5 – money must in by 6:30 pm, March 5 (before games start).

See you at the fields and Diceys!!!


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