Graduation 2008 - The Abbey Christian Brothers' Grammar School

Abbey Christian Brothers’ 

Grammar School 

Graduation Ceremony 

2nd May 2008

Headmaster’s Farewell 

Dear Students, 

Some years ago we embarked on an initiative to mark the ‘coming of age’ of our Seventh 

Year students and the general consensus among staff, students and parents alike is that the 

graduation ceremony has proven to be tremendously worthwhile on many levels. In large 

part, for students of course, it is a joyous occasion, marking the completion of your formal 

education at second level. For many too, no doubt, there is a great sense of anticipation as you 

relish the opportunities that await you in life. But it is also a poignant moment. At the parting 

of the ways there is often a sense of sadness as friendships and bonds cultivated over seven 

years come to an end. Indeed, for some, there will be a feeling of trepidation as you make the 

transition from the homely environment of the Abbey to your next destination in life. Rest 

assured, however, of our continued interest in your welfare. 

Today’s graduation ceremony is a celebration in many respects. As a school, we want to record 

our appreciation of your achievements, individually and collectively. You have brought great 

credit to yourselves, both in the academic sphere and in your extracurricular pursuits. I would 

also like to thank your parents for their academic support for you and the Abbey. 

As students educated in the ethos of the Christian Brothers, we hope to have imbued in you 

the sense of community, self sacrifice and care for the less well off that characterises an 

Edmund Rice school. The manner in which this year group embraced the ‘Social Outreach’ 

programme with a generosity of spirit, helping the disadvantaged, has been a great source 

of inspiration, embodying ‘care, compassion and community’. Thanks to your efforts as role 

models in this respect, we hope to broaden the opportunities for future generations of Abbey 

students to make a contribution to the society that has served them so well. 

To conclude, it is my great honour on behalf of the Abbey Christian Brothers’ Grammar school 

to bid you a fond farewell. May you utilise your God-given talents to the full and take your 

place as leaders in a society where human dignity is cherished and social justice prevails. 

Slán agus beannacht libh, 

Mr Dermot McGovern 

Headmaster 

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Order of Events 

Life is a Journey 

Welcome and Introduction 

Chaplain’s Prayer - Mr McGivern 

Bidding Prayers – SRC 

Zambian Fund – Mr Higgins 

Head Boy’s Address – Dermot Markey 

Retrospective - Mr O’Rourke 

Multimedia Presentation 

Mr McGovern’s Address 

Refreshments 

For each of us 

Life is a journey. 

Birth is the beginning of 

this journey, 

and death is not the end 

but the destination. 

It is a journey 

that takes us 

from youth to age, 

from innocence to awareness, 

from foolishness to wisdom, 

from weakness to strength 

and often back again. 

From offence to forgiveness, 

from pain to compassion, 

from fear to faith, 

from defeat, 

until, 

looking backward or ahead, 

we see 

that victory does not lie 

at some high point along the way, 

but 

in having made the journey, 

stage by stage. 

(Adapted from an Old Hebrew Prayer) 

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Bidding Prayers 

Walking Away 

We pray for our families and all who have nurtured us to this stage in our lives. 

We thank you for their guidance and love. May they be richly rewarded. 

Lord hear us 

We pray for our teachers and all the staff here at the Abbey who have encouraged us in our 

studies over the past seven years. May they be richly rewarded. 

Lord hear us 

We pray for all of us as we prepare for our A Levels. Help us to achieve our full potential while 

at the same time keep us aware of the needs of others at this stressful time. 

Lord hear us 

We pray for your blessing in the future. May we not be afraid to take risks – it is by taking 

chances that we learn how to be brave. 

Lord hear us 

We pray that we may never be afraid to admit that things are not as perfect as we would like 

them to be – it is this fragile thread that binds us to each other. 

Lord hear us 

We pray for those whom we have loved and lost – especially those who have died over the 

past seven years. May they know the peace of eternal life. 

Lord hear us 

It is eighteen years ago, almost to the day -- 

A sunny day with the leaves just turning, 

The touch-lines new-ruled -- since I watched you play 

Your first game of football, then, like a satellite 

Wrenched from its orbit, go drifting away 

Behind a scatter of boys. I can see 

You walking away from me towards the school 

With the pathos of a half-fledged thing set free 

Into a wilderness, the gait of one 

Who finds no path where the path should be. 

That hesitant figure, eddying away 

Like a winged seed loosened from its parent stem, 

Has something I never quite grasp to convey 

About nature’s give-and-take -- the small, the scorching 

Ordeals which fire one’s irresolute clay. 

I have had worse partings, but none that so 

Gnaws at my mind still. Perhaps it is roughly 

Saying what God alone could perfectly show -- 

How selfhood begins with a walking away, 

And love is proved in the letting go. 

Cecil Day-Lewis wrote this poem for his first-born son, Sean. 

C. Day Lewis, Poet Laureate England, b.1904 Co. Laois, Ireland 

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Form Teacher & Year Tutor Comments 

Mrs M Lane – 62A 

My form class was a great group of friendly, generous and co-operative young gentlemen. 

They bonded very well and it was a pleasure to have their company in the mornings at 

registration. 

Over the last two years I have learned a lot about the shortcomings of the infrastructure, in 

particular South Armagh, which seems to have more traffic problems, road works etc. than 

anywhere else in N. Ireland. Indeed it is almost a miracle that these dedicated students have 

made it through to seventh year! 

Good luck to you all in your exams and best wishes for the future. 

Dr S Fee – 62D 

A very quiet, well mannered form class. I have had the pleasure of knowing some of these 

young men from their first year in the Abbey. This year’s 62D has some exceptional students 

and they will be extremely successful in life. It is very pleasing to see that their general health 

has improved over the last few weeks – fewer visits to the GP! When they come up to have 

the release slips signed, you know by that “Abbey smile” the numerous visits to the dentist 

have paid off. 

Good luck to one and all. 

P.S. If we can have a school nurse, then why not our own GP or dentist? The attendance rate 

would rocket. 

Mrs McEvoy – 62B 

A nice bunch of lads. Remember this is the beginning of the rest of your lives. May you get 

everything in life which is good for you. Always try to remember those less fortunate than you. 

Ms A Reynolds – Year Tutor 

I thank you firstly for your contribution to the Abbey community in extracurricular activities, 

fundraising and the social outreach programme, and secondly for your co-operation as senior 

school students over the last two years. 

As you prepare to leave the Abbey and carve out your futures, continue to strive to be the best 

that you can be. 

Mr A O’Rourke – 62C 

The boys were always very conscientious, generous and punctual. During their last two years, 

they were the leading class in senior school with their contributions on non-uniform days. 

Some of the boys had a great sense of humour and were never short of an answer. I always 

found them very co-operative and I wish all of them every success in their future careers. 

During their seven years they were all involved in some form of extra-curricular activities 

which indeed shows their commitment to the school. 

I hope you finish school with seven years of good memories, strong friendships and pride in 

what you have achieved. You leave us to carry your names into the world where they will forge 

your futures and become synonymous with your characters. Make sure they are names of 

honesty and integrity for people to remember. 

Best of luck to you all in whatever you choose to do. 

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Graduation 2008 

Back row: 

Ronan McDonald, John McBride, 

Conor Bell, Martin Davidson, Ruairi Devlin, 

Liam Sloan, Rory McMahon, Gary O’ Hare, 

Eamonn Toner, Ryan Martin, 

Homesh Sayal, Christopher Kerrin, 

Martin Boyle, Philip McClory, Paul Kearney. 

3rd row from front: 

Declan Carville, Peter McClean, 

Jonathan McConville, Gary Faloon, 

Paul O’Higgins, Sean O’Hagan, John-Paul 

O’Hare, Aaron Cunningham, Connor Murphy, 

Ruairi Williamson, Aiden Murphy, Sean 

Murphy, Kieran Jennigns, 

Michael Boyle, Ryan Mallon, Jamie Clarke. 

2nd row from front: 

David Casey, James Cumiskey, 

Brendan Henry, Patrick Courtney, 

Michael Lynch, Christopher Harte, 

Paul Rafferty, Michael Fearon, Ryan Kearney, 

Conor Sweeney, Darragh Dobbin, Paul 

Traynor, Liam Turley, Ruairi Cowan, Jamie 

Barry. 

Front row standing: 

Kris McKracken, Kieran McAteer, 

Stephen Keeley, David Murphy, 

Stephen Campbell, Jack McGovern, 

Kevin Martin, Finbar Bradley, 

Adrian McNamee, Darren McGovern, Fergal 

McAlinden, Kevin Holsgrove, Emmett Fearon, 

Mark Smith, 

Sean D Murphy, Ciaran Boyle, 

Stephen McClelland. 

Seated: 

Damian McParland, Mark Forte, 

Vincent O’Rourke, Mr O’Rourke, 

Ms Reynolds, Mrs McEvoy, Dr Fee, Mrs Lane, 

Dermot Markey, Conor McGuigan, 

Mark McCavitt 

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Student Profiles 

Michael Fearon 

Class: 62B/ Breffni 

Philip McClory 

Class: 62D/Donard 

Best moment in the Abbey: 

Qualities: 

Future Prospects: 

Peer Comment: 

Teacher Comment: 

Last Words: 

When Keano scored in the last minute against Germany and the whole hall went 

nuts ba! 

I’m pretty good at revision notes; actually I’m really good at revision notes. 

To see the Real Ronaldo score another hat-trick against Man United. 

A nice guy! (Ryan Mallon) 

Michael is a quiet, reserved, unassuming young person who wouldn’t touch drink etc. and 

loves water sports in Newry Canal. (Mr Grogan) 

Be good and drive safe. 


Worst moment in the Abbey: GCSEs 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Hopefully it could be paintball, playing football and common room shenanigans. 

Limited 

Even more limited 

What a guy! The ginge on a 24-7 binge. (David Casey) 

Scoláire den scoith ar achan bhealach acadùil, grannmhar, pléisiùrtha agus pearsantacht 

ar Leith aige. (Mr. McKevitt) 

Driving blindfolded is infinitely better craic. 

Jonathan McConville 

Class: 62C/Breffni 


Touching Conor Murphy’s hair and going to Zambia! 

Ryan Kearney 

Class: 62B/Breffni 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Going to the Tech last 3 every Tuesday of 6th year to do law. 


Zambian Immersion Project. 

Qualities: 

I’m told I have a cool laugh! I’m a class driver! 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Not having a formal/all nighters to complete coursework. 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Become a Formula One driver! But if that doesn’t happen I might go to university.... 

Also get a new exhaust on my car! 

Those brown chip bags didn’t last as long as I wanted! Cheers for the lift though... 

(Dermy Markey) 

Big, round and nosy! Good lad though! (Mr Higgins) 

School is like a lollipop, mostly sweet with a bit of stick. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Smart, tall and irresistibly good looking. 

Go to uni, get a degree in Finance and one day pilot a jumbo jet. 

Ryan is a good lad who tries hard at everything he does, but he is not always successful. 

(Stephen Keeley) 

Quiet, reserved young man who made the most of the immersion project. Zambia 

changed his life – returning from Africa a more confident person in every respect. 

(Mr Grogan) 

Last Words: 

Peace out. 

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Michael Boyle 

Class: 62C/Slemish 

Kieran Jennings 

Class: 62C/Iveagh 


Drawing a large instrument on the whiteboard before a Rannafast meeting and Rhino got 

blamed for it (u amateur!). Mrs Byrne making the class do 3 laps of the school because 

we said her room was cold. 


Kicking out the jams at guitar night. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Getting caught going to Pat’s .... (many a time) 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Going to the Tech every Tuesday last three for a pointless course. An April fool’s prank on 

Mr. Markey about a London bombing backfired. He wasn’t pleased. Obese children grew 

in numbers meaning healthy drivers and no more machines. 

Qualities: 


Outgoing and friendly or “arrogant and full of himself” as one has commented. 

Get a good job. If not, “Your health is your wealth”. 

Qualities: 

Young, single, attractive male. Easy to get along with and outgoing. Good with animals. 

Peer Comment: 

He is a great guy, have a good time at UNI! (Martin Boyle) 


Peer Comment: 

Uni – become rich – get a one-way plane ticket to somewhere tropical without planning 

it – marry – 9 children – form a family band – tour America – invent my own beer and 

live till at least 21! 

Though he doesn’t say it .... He secretly has a thing for Naoimh. (Ryan Mallon) 


Last Words: 

Kieran was always a very conscientious student. He enjoys the old fish and chips from 

Pat’s at lunch time. (Mr O’Rourke) 

Either the wallpaper goes or I go. 


Last Words: 

Michael liked a tour of Rostrevor and Buttercrane, sometimes during school time, maybe 

it was just to admire the birds!!! A very pleasant student. (Mr O’Rourke) 

Ducks fly together! 


Aaron Cunningham 


I scored seven goals in Abbey Yard Football, including one that Mr. Ruddy, himself, 

christened the best goal scored in the yard’s history. 


Ryan Mallon 

Class: 62C/Breffni 

Beating the College in the Rannafast and YMCA. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Realising I had only 75p on my dinner key, on chicken curry day in the canteen. 

Qualities: 

Great right foot, many have compared my singing voice to that of Mikey Graham 

from Boyzone. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: The lecture I got from Mr. Kane Jr. when Mickey Boyle drew his “instrument” on the 

white board. LETHAL! 


Marry a “munya beur”, be successful on and off the football pitch, bring back 

retro hairstyles. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Rippin’ up dance floors. 

Complete a full night out without falling asleep. 

Ryan is a nice fella...... cost us the MacRory .... But a nice fella! (Jamie Clarke) 

God’s gift to himself! (Mr Higgins) 

Ancient Chinese proverb... “He who wears their I-pod does not get an A grade”. 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

AC is a munya fein! Sound fella, hit with the ladies, retro hairstyles and westlife, he is 

living the life of it! (Johnny McConville) 

Has a Crossmaglen answer for everything and is of course always wrong plus, the Cross 

nature of being behind the times is just catching up with Aaron’s hairstyle (that lasted 1 

day) and his 80s choice of music. (Mr Grogan) 

In the famous words of Andrea Bocelli – “Con te partiro” which means time to say 

goodbye. Seven years, it has been emotional, but sure... Bonjour! Good Luck! 

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Gary Faloon 

Class: 62C/ Oriel 

John Paul O’Hare 

Class: 62C/Donard 


Hanging out in the yard with mates playing football. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Getting hit across the head with a rock in third year. 


School trips to London and Paris were great, pity there wasn’t a few more. I really 

enjoyed our day out with those from Rathore School recently as part of the 

Outreach Programme. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Friendly, honest and loyal. 

Go to uni. Lead a happy healthy life. 

He’ll be holding central midfield in the Premiership yet. A Great Lad! (Philip McClory) 

A gentleman in every aspect! Teaching Gary makes work very worthwhile. 

(Mrs McKeever) 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Definitely football related! Not reaching the MacRory quarter finals or getting 

hammered in the Cor na nÓg semi-final. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 

Hardworking, determined, focused, active and enthusiastic. 

Hope to study Actuary in QUB, quickly become fully qualified and enjoy the money. 

He is a fine specimen of a guy! (Seamus Hearty) 

Last Words: 

In the end, the only people who fail are those who do not try. 


John Paul has proved to be an excellent ambassador for the Abbey during his 

seven years! (Mr. O’Rourke) 


Paul O’Higgins 

Class: 62C/ Donard 

Finding out that “Old Man Higgins” is my great granda! 

Last Words: 

Thoroughly enjoyed my time at the Abbey. I made great friends which I’m sure I will 

have for life. I had great experiences playing in football teams and having craic with my 

teachers. A special thanks to them all, especially my form teacher Mr O’Rourke, and my 

subject teachers Mr Grogan, Mrs Burns, Mrs Fearon and Mrs Simpson. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: none – I’ve had a great time when I’ve been here! 

Qualities: 

Outgoing, talkative (may also be a negative thing) and friendly. 

David Casey 

Class: 62B/Oriel 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Get a good job, remain friends with as many pupils here as possible and of course have a 

great life! 

He is a good lad, but way too competitive! (Conor McGuigan) 

Paul decided to attend as a part – time student in 7th year! (Mr O’Rourke) 

“They think it’s all over .... It is now.” 

Best moment in the Abbey: Beating the college in rugby during 6th year by a point. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: None. It’s been all good! (Cough) 

Qualities: 

Endless. At least that’s what I’m told! 

Future Prospects: Making millions in the U.S. 

Peer Comment: 

Casey! The gypsy slayer! (Seamus Hearty) 


Last Words: 

A “case” if ever there was one! He’ll need all his uncle’s soliciting skills to keep him out 

of bother! (Mr Higgins) 

“You know the rules.” (With a Southern accent) 

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Seamus Hearty 

Class: 62B/Donard 

Aiden Murphy 



Numerous days going to the shop and lying on the grass when I was supposed to be in 

class. Only joking!!! 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Staying up until 4.00 in the morning doing ICT coursework. 

Qualities: 

Friendly, outgoing, and ridiculously good looking! 


Beating Monaghan in the Cor na nÓg quarter final replay. Good times. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: GCSE P.E. Studies – it was the day I realised I threw away a Hogan medal. 

Qualities: 

Excellent leader and great public speaking ability. My team talks were pretty good 

as well. 


Go to university, play senior football and take it easy. 


To be a success!! 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

If I batted for the other team, I’d give him one. (A hug that is!!) (Paul O’Higgins) 

Not a bad lad despite his appearance! (Mr Higgins) 

A good solid cameo 7 years! 

Peer Comment: 


Aidan’s going to Belfast next year, Dolce Vita, bankrupt by Halloween! 

(Johnny McConville) 

Aiden has the potential and personality to be a success in future life but resents any 

interference with his lunch break!! (Mr O’Rourke) 

Last Words: 

Well Played, Well Played!! 

Ryan Martin 



Winning the Brother McFarland trophy and Stephen Keeley’s GCSE Irish oral with 

Mr Gallagher – priceless. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Falling down the steps outside Mr. Morgan’s English room and being knocked out and 

also being embarrassed for S Keeley during his oral. 

Conor Bell 

Class: 62D/ Donard 

Best Moment in the Abbey: Without doubt being part of the Zambian Immersion Project 2007. 

Worst Moment in the Abbey: Nothing stands out. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Can laugh at anything... even things that I’m not supposed to laugh at. Is that a quality? 

Also a Leeds supporter – Quality. 

Become the first President of a 32 county All –Ireland, cut tax and give Pat and Willy a 

pay rise! 

The first lad to win the Brother McFarland trophy and drink wine-coloured juice from it. 

(David Murphy) 

Always confident and ambitious. Good luck in the future! (Mr Tennyson) 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Hardworking, sociable, reliable. 

Hopefully get a degree in accountancy, become a chartered accountant with the 

possibility of opening my own firm. 

He is a good lad.... most of the time!! He is always up for a laugh, especially at 

my expense! (Vincent O’Rourke) 

Excellent, hardworking student. Conor is a delightful individual who always gives of 

his best. He is cheery and outgoing and a credit to himself. Good luck Conor! (Mrs Burns) 

Last Words: 

Last words are for quitters, as too is rehab. Tá seans mór ann, béidh mé arís sa scoil seo, 

ádh mór! 

Last Words: 

Just best of luck to everyone. Tá súil agam nach mbeidh mé ag scríobh seo arís an bhliain 

seo chugainn. 

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Vincent O’Rourke 


Liam Turley 



Worst moment in the Abbey: Too many to mention! 

Qualities: 


I have had a lot; school trips, ESAT etc. but my favourite moment was just having the 

craic with all the boys. 

Hardworking (I had to type all these profiles up), determined and passionate. 

Queen’s for Law and then who knows where life will take me! 


Killing a mouse in the yard or catching a rabbit and bringing it into Religion. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Maybe getting suspended but most likely getting knocked out of the MacRory Cup. 

Qualities: 


I love all living creatures and am a devoted vegetarian. 

Make a real difference to the world – hopefully through successfully lobbying for a ban 

on the hunting of all innocent animals. 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

I think he’s competitive... no wait I know HE IS COMPETITIVE! (Ryan Mallon) 

We can rest assured that O’Rourke Enterprises will continue to thrive as evidenced by 

Vincent’s superb organisational capacity – well done on the A2 Day Trip. (Ms Reynolds) 

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give 

you an opportunity to commit more. 

Connor Murphy 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Sadistic, cruel, insane murderer, he’s probably a danger to society! ...I’m really gonna miss 

you man! x (Michael Boyle) 

Liam is a perfect student in class and will succeed in everything. (Mr.L.Turley – not really 

a teacher then? OK) 

I leave you all with my predictions: 

1.Eamon Toner, Paul Traynor and Steven McClelland – Grey before 20; 

2. Michael Fearon and Paul Rafferty – Spending time at Her Majesty’s Pleasure i.e. Prison; 

3. Dermot Markey – President; 

4. Michael Boyle and Connor Murphy – Married..... 


Winning the Hogan cup, Cowan’s lifts in the morning and Aaron C’s ipod! 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Breaking my arm. 

Darren McGovern 

Class: 62A/Slemish 

Qualities: 

I have my off days but when I try my hair looks good. 


Winning the County Championship 300m race. 


Peer Comment: 

Work in The Relic with Kieran Mc Ateer and set up my own business or a dance studio 

with Rhino and Raffo. 

For him, school will not happen without his live-strong band, dilute juice, and his hair. 

(Johnny Mc Conville) 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Aspects of third year. Anyone in Slemish will understand. 

Qualities: 

Few and far between. But on a serious note, I’m just amazing. 

Future Prospects: “Do you want fries with that?” 


Leaves the school with the honours of winning a MacRory and Hogan medal. He must 

remember that “Big Brother” will not be watching when he goes to further education. 

(Mr. O’Rourke) 

Peer Comment: 


He has done more U-Turns than a dodgy plumber – Adrian McNamee 

Best volleyball player in the Abbey. Worst haircut in the Abbey. (Mr Gordon) 

Last Words: 

Don’t think about it, just do it! (Tomato Sauce) 

Last Words: 

I’m away. 

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Conor Sweeney 


Conor McGuigan 



Beating St.Colman’s in the Rannafast Cup. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Pretty much every Monday morning. 


After six years finally playing a sport I like for the school. Could anything be better than 

beating St.Colman’s in sport? Going from a U grade to an A in chemistry wasn’t 

bad either! 

Qualities: 

I’m a tank. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Being sent off in TRAINING – has anyone ever annoyed Wadsy so much? 


Peer Comment: 


Gangsta Rapper. 

Hard to shut up. Just non-stop jibber jabber, he makes up for it by going to Portugal on 

the cigarette run and supplying the boys with cheap smokes. (Michael Fearon) 

Carlsberg don’t do students but if they did... (Mrs Lane – or alternatively, Conor Sweeney) 

Qualities: 


Argumentative, arrogant, lazy, disorganised – but I do have excellent hair 

growing capability. 

Going to play right back for Manchester United, the new Gary Neville they’ll call me 

– failing that I’ll settle for the glamorous world of needle stick injuries and vomit, oh 

what dreams I have! 

Peer Comment: 

Conor enjoys being right.....A LOT! (Vincent O’Rourke) 

Adrian McNamee 


Best moment in the Abbey: Winning the Ulster Schools 400m. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Trying to learn Chemistry...favourite saying in that class = “huh?” 


Last Words: 

In the four years I’ve taught Conor he has matured into an exemplary student; a credit 

to his family and the school. You brought great craic and atmosphere to the class, even 

when you thought I’d lost your coursework! You have a great attitude and I know you 

have a very bright future ahead. Good luck. (Mrs McCorry) 

Now comes the mystery. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Having a super ego, being a PE teacher and having a lethal hair style. 

Superstar with a Ferrari. 

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down I was crippled with laughter... 

Someday I plan to read it. (Darren McGovern) 

Excellent student. Loves looking at himself in the weights room mirror. Poser! 

(Mr Gordon) 

I will not be back! (said in a German accent). 


Turlough Kane 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Getting GCSE results. 

Qualities: 


Class: 62A/Oriel 

Michael Lynch doing impressions of Mr. O’Shea and getting caught by Mr. McMahon, 

MacRory Cup Final and Mr. O’Neill’s impressions of Marge Simpson. 

Can laugh about anything and good craic. 

University and then a job 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

He wants some corn bread (Sparky) 

Friendly, likeable student who thinks he’s the funniest guy in the world, but isn’t! 

(Mr McParland) 

Oh Mercy! 

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Darragh Dobbin 

Class: 62B/Slemish 

Ruairi Cowan 

Class: 62B/Slemish 


Winning the MacRory cup and the Zambian Immersion Project. 


ESAT, winning the MacRory Cup and watching “Loose Women” in the Common Room. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: The year they got rid of the vending machines. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Trying to do Nuclear Physics and having to see Raffo’s teeth everyday. 

Qualities: 


Good at giving speeches at assembly. Runner up in the “Slippy Day of the 

Month” competition. 

Go to university in Belfast and get a degree. Maybe play for Mitchell Seniors... maybe! 

Qualities: 


Really, really, really ridiculously good looking. Telling crap stories. 

Buy and re-open Renshaws, cure world hunger, and design a sugar coated microwave 

that can go back in time so I can play snakes and ladders! 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Thinks he’s one of the Burren boys; steals our women and tries to play our football... 

one to watch in the Summer Transfer Season. Burren ladies also need a manager. 

You’ve taught them so much already! (Paudie Poland xx) 

The best student I have ever had, and that includes Kevin O’ Reilly! (Mrs Lane – or 

alternatively, Darragh Dobbin) 

See ya. 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Good guy this one. (Michael Fearon) 

Ruairi has a work hard, play hard motto. Unfortunately this was not always 

in equilibrium. So I may be seeing a lot of Ruairi again next year, and I’m not talking 

about bumping into him in Renshaws! (Mr Rodgers) 

I love lamp! 


Christopher Kerrin 

Beating the College in a rugby match. 


Worst moment in the Abbey: 7th year triple Chemistry every Thursday afternoon. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Honest, generous, and modest. 

Graduate from university, get a job, and live a happy life. 

This guy literally walks on water. Quite literally... well, well he could, I... well... oh... maybe 

not... you saw nothing! (Phil McClory) 

I don’t think I have laughed so much since I saw Chris come into school with a black eye! 

Who would have thought it?! Christopher “Street Fighter” Kerrin! (?????) 


Stephen Mc Clelland 

ESAT 


Worst moment in the Abbey: Seeing Decky Carville’s face every morning in the Common Room. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Handsome young devil, stomach of steel. Enjoys long bus rides to the Belmount. 

Uni, party, don’t get arrested, make enough money to go out at the weekends. 

Biggest head in 7th Year. Never underestimate the power of chicken legs! (Paul Rafferty) 

Stephen was always a very co-operative and honest young man during his years in 

the Abbey. (Mr. O’Rourke) 

When in Rome. Afternoon Delight! xxx 

Last Words: 

Without TV, its hard to tell when one day ends and the other begins - Homer Simpson. 

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Gary O’ Hare 


Sean O’ Hagan 


Best moment in the Abbey: Watching Mark Quinn roll down the hill in a milk cart/ Germany/Poland ‘07. 


Probably the Killoween trip in 3rd Year and being told we’re off for the summer holidays! 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Mr. Ruddy banning me from wearing my Glenn Jacket. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Losing the 3rd Year football final. 

Qualities: 

Always good craic. 

Qualities: 

I think I’m clever, athletic, humorous and most of all... good looking. 


Going to Jordanstown to do Building Surveying. 


Survive university! And be successful in life. 

Peer Comment: 


We’ll all love him as much when he comes out (of his shell) next year. (Conor Bell) 

Gary is a great all rounder. He has greatly benefited from his seven years in The Abbey. 

His ability to change in the toilets (of a local restaurant), go for an interview for a parttime 

job (under the eyes of a SMT member who was in said restaurant), succeed at the 

interview and get back into class (not missed), and pass a class test will be legendary. 

(Dr. Fee) 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Not a bad lad, a bit modest as you can tell. Would make an excellent plumber... 

very clever. (Paul O’Higgins) 

Seriously thinking of a career in plumbing. A very conscientious and courteous 

young man. (Mr O’Rourke) 

Put the effort in NOW... it’ll pay off SOON! 

Last Words: 

Hopefully I won’t be here next year to fill out another one of these. 

Sean Kearney 


Dermot Markey 

Class: 62C/Oriel 


Being selected to go to Zambia. 


After-party of West Side Story and getting voted Head Boy. Going mad, watching the 

World Cup 2002, in the hall. Watching “Loose Women” in the Common Room. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Spending an extra 2 hours in the bus trying to get into Poland. 

Qualities: 

I’m really, really funny and can sometimes make sense of Cowan’s stories. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: The day my first mobile was stolen! 

Qualities: 


Strong young man, with a bulldozer-like quality. 

Go to Greenmount to do Agricultural Technology and Professional Studies, and deal in 

more donkeys! 


Peer Comment: 


Play drums for Hilary Duff’s band, she falls in love with me and I never have to use my 

midwifery degree. 

For all the times we’ve had together and all the times to come, God I love Dermy and 

his ghetto drum. (Paul Traynor) 

What wonderful hands! Dermot can spin pass and lob the ball to the back of the lineout! 

And what about his drumming? Fast, furious and always a big smile on his face in 

the Jazz Band. (Mr Wadsworth) 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Terrible driver and a gangster! (Seamus Hearty) 

An absolute pleasure to teach. The word “Donkey” springs to mind! Sean wouldn’t let 

construction stand in the way of a sale! (Mr. Savage) 

Do you want to buy a donkey? 

Last Words: 

Remember lads; ‘it’s not what you do it’s the way that you do it’. 

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Jamie Clarke 


Pádraig Poland 



Being captain of the MacRory, I was quite the authoritative figure; I even got Decky 

Carville to shut up! 


Getting busted by Dozer in the swimming pool at Kiros and nearly drowning. 

Watching Gary O’Hare do his 1st Year oral! Some pup our Gary is! 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Playing on the Cor na nÓg team in first year, missing the bus after training and being 

stuck in Newry for 3 hours! 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

I’m quite a friendly person and always had my work done on time! 

I think I’ll hit Bellers (Belfast), and see what the craic is there. 

Can’t understand a word he says, but I know he means well. I’ll look out for you on the 

TV playing in the All Ireland Final! (Dermy Markey) 

Despite his slow, lazy South Armagh drawl, Jamie is a cute fien like the rest of them. 

(Mr Higgins) 

Although the school is full of Newry “Yucks”, it has been memorable. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: I once missed a shot when playing football in the yard... nightmare! 

Qualities: Abbey Yard Football top goal scorer 2008 

Best looking in the school 2001- 2008 

Prom King 2006, 2007 

Mr. Macho 2008 

Heat Magazine’s “Toyboy of the Year” 2002 


Peer Comment: Paudie: 


Married twice with 10 children by the age of 22. Together we will form 

“Paudie’s Aerobic Circus!” 

The guy you hear before you see! Knows how to butcher a good Westlife song! 


Padraig’s last words were delivered via the hotline, alias Eamonn Toner, something to do 

with being sick again and that’s why he’s off school again............(Ms Reynolds) 

Mark Smith 

Class: 62A/Oriel 

Last Words: 

I’m off now to practise my trapeze act. 


Sitting beside Mark Quinn butchering “I don’t want to miss a thing,” on the 

Germany trip. Every drama free we had. 

Finbar Bradley 

Class: 62A 

Worst moment in the Abbey: The day I decided Psychology and English Language were good A-Level choices! 


Scoring a penalty against the Tech to win 3:0...WOW! 

Qualities: 

Pure class at everything ever; modest too! 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Realising I had 2 years left! 


Business at uni, see where I go from there. 

Qualities: 

Well, being modest; since I’m neither big-headed nor egotistical... I’m just class! 

Peer Comment: 

Great lad, even though he doesn’t give me discount in the Omniplex! 

Can see him following in the footsteps of our drama teacher by learning French, 

travelling the world and winning an Oscar for New Point. 


Peer Comment: 

Dancer in an Egyptian night club! Also win the lottery! 

“Because you’re worth it!” Good luck at uni! (Ryan Mallon) 


Didn’t get around to doing this bit. 


Were you not here for only two years Finbar? (Ms Reynolds) 

Last Words: 

“Yis are all a bunch of head cases!” 

Last Words: 

What sort of a donkey is that Dozer? 

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Sean W. Murphy 

Class: 62B/Iveagh 

Ronan McDonald 

Class: 62D/Oriel 


EVERY DAY!! 


The Zambia Project. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Getting shouted at by Mr. Gallagher in second year... Scary man! 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Probably when I realised that I did not suit the dreadlocks I got in Zambia. 

Qualities: 

Practically undetectable. 

Qualities: 

Adventurous, independently-minded, fond of daydreaming, slightly insane. 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Anti-alcohol campaigns. Sean for President! 

Glad to see you made it in at least one day Sean... to leave this sheet in! 

(Brendan Henry) 

Stacks of ability and a pleasure to teach... when he’s here (Mrs. Mc Areavey) 

It’s been emotional... short... but emotional! 


Peer Comment: 


Philosophy, politics and economics in university, then I hope to go into journalism. 

Although it sounds like the kind of course that doesn’t get you a real job. 

Ronan likes conceptual art, brightly coloured T-shirts, the Eurovision and the word lovely. 

Hmm... (John McBride) 

An analytical reasoner, an opinionated free-thinker, yet a modest intellectual - thank God 

he re-evaluated the dreadlocks. (Ms Reynolds) 

Last Words: 

I hope these aren’t the happiest days of our lives, that’s what college is for. 

Damian McParland 



Realising we had an entire French disco to ourselves, Paris Trip ’08. “Mr Ruddy to the 

dance floor.” (Chris Harte) I don’t think I’ve ever spun so much in my life thanks to 

Fergal’s cartwheel lessons in front of the Eiffel Tower. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Being constantly asked why I had crabs in fifth year. It was for a science competition... 

and they were hermit crabs. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Outspoken & pass-remarkable. 

Studying law at university and hopefully expanding my diet enough to cover most of the 

main food groups. 

There’s actually a nice person inside Damian waiting to get out. Damian is so cruel to 

that person, he doesn’t even feed him. (Ronan McDonald) 

Speaking out in my class is not freedom of expression. However all is forgiven due to the 

high standard of Damian’s PA capabilities (Ms Reynolds) 


Jamie Barry 

Guitar Night ‘06 - Waitin’ for an Alibi. 


Worst moment in the Abbey: Being repeatedly framed for unwarranted detentions. I will move on, I just haven’t. 

Qualities: 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Rory Gallagher-esque, patient (a necessity here), 1st in the Year Group alphabetically. 

Shall I compare Jamie to a summer’s day? (Kieran Jennings) 

Sensitive, creative, musical, but enough about me! Jamie is highly original, a future 

talent and yes a great guy. (Mr Wadsworth) 

Every action must have an equal and opposite reaction. 

Last Words: 

Dream as if you’ll live for ever. Live as though you’ll die tomorrow. 

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John McBride 

Class: 62D/Oriel 

Kevin Holsgrove 

Class: 62A/Iveagh 


1st to 3rd Year Art with Mrs “Pinky” Byrne. 


Mark putting his rear end through the music room wall. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Realising that my website on curtains wouldn’t achieve full marks for GCSE ICT. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Gavin Markey leaving music...I’m not bottom of the class. 

Qualities: 

Happy, different, lacks self-motivation. 

Qualities: 

Virtuosic musician and modest. 


Living the student life in Manchester studying Chemical Engineering. 


Yes please! 

Peer Comment: 

John has been a consistently bad influence on me, but he is wonderful at baking. 

(Ronan Mc Donald) 

Peer Comment: 

“Smellvin Holspooper”- wish you the best in university! See you at Queens 

(Marty Boyle) 


Pianist, guitarist, flautist - what a musician, not to mention the “arty” compositions. 

Truly unique - John! Good luck and keep on making great music (Mr D. Wadsworth) 


Will Kevin find the answers of the universe in Quantum Physics or in the inner 

harmonies of a Chopin Nocturne? Another great guy. Good prospects! (Mr Wadsworth) 

Last Words: 

Good bye. 

Last Words: 

“Who loves orange soda?” 


Ciaran Boyle 

Class: 62A/ Iveagh 

5th Year chemistry class with Seamy Brannigan, that toy aeroplane really made my year! 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Most Monday mornings! Apart from that, there weren’t many. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Back in the day, I could throw a pig skin a quarter mile! I’m really good at chemistry too! 

LOL 

To be head of quality control in a bubble wrap factory! 

Probably stole this yearbook anyway. (Mark Smith) 

Not impressed with your worst moment!! You have double Technology on a 

Monday morning! (Mr Rodgers) 

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you! 


Sean D. Murphy 

Worst moment in the Abbey: I can’t remember any. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Class: 62A/Breffni 

Eating a taco cheese chip in the common room - absolutely amazing. 

Lazy, always has something smart to say, all in all a bight young man with a 

brighter future. 

University, job, swig, wife, swig, dying ... in no particular order, oh and did I say swig! 

Professional Darts player! 

I once had money, and then I met Sean. Now I live in a cardboard box by the canal. 

That’s persuasion for you. (Ciaran Boyle) 

Pleasant student who works hard. Gives his best but a bit serious at times!! 

Needs to work on his humour. (Mr Savage) 

Last Words: 

Oh Baxter you are my little gentleman, I’ll take you to foggy London town, 

I’m Ron Burgundy and you stay classy San Diego. 

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Jack Mc Govern 


Stephen Campbell 



Night out after Abbey won the Hogan & the MacRory. 


Mark Quinn being pushed down the hill in a milk cart. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Getting cable tied by about 15 people, breaking my wrist, then no-one believing me. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Not getting a Formal. 

Qualities: 

Male, white, 17, love handles, single. 

Qualities: 

Good looking, smart, funny, modest. 


Hatfield, Renshaws, Bot, Box, M Club, 2 Harrow Street. 


Law then a year out travelling. 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Mess, bad influence to everyone around him ... Can’t wait to live with him. (Liam Turley) 

A good student, who brings humour to the class, best of luck in any future 

career prospects. (Mr G Savage) 

Belfast here I come! 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Steve goes for a header – then every time he does the hair gel’s whipped out 

of the pocket! (David Casey) 

Poor Stephen will be lost without his buddy David. They are joined at the hip! 

Enough said. (Mr Higgins) 

The Bot next year? Slightly. 


Mark Forte 

All of 6th year what a laugh. 


Worst moment in the Abbey: Every day spent in Chemistry! Also saying “tiocfaidh ár lá ár deich I ndiadh a ceathair” 

(our day will come at ten past four) ... on tape ... in front of the class and Mr Gallagher ... 

during our 3rd year Irish Oral! 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Quick witted, friendly, outgoing, funny, hardworking, very accident prone. 

Being alive to start, building future gadgets for fortunes, living abroad or at least 

travelling a lot. 

My regards for not “getting” the last 7 years and for impeccably soft hands. 

A genuinely nice guy. (Jamie Barry) 

Mark is a mature and confident young gentleman. The eternal optimist, he always 

sees the sunny side of life. (Mrs Lane) 


Martin Davidson 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Filling this out. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Class: 62D/Slemish 

Mr Markey explaining a video while holding it in his hand, placing it on the desk, then 

proceeding to the video recorder and hitting play with no clue as to what was wrong. 

Then studying the video recorder before someone explaining “Sir, it is on the desk.” 

Bulimic – that’s right I can read minds. 

My five year plan: don’t die. 

My, my, what big watery eyes you have. (Michael Boyle) 

Charming and intelligent – success beckons. (Ms Reynolds) 

A witty saying proves nothing. 

Last Words: 

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other 

is getting it. 

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Paul Traynor 

Class: 62B/Oriel 

Eamonn Toner 



ESAT and Stevy sucking on 2 penny coins. 


Getting picked to go to Zambia. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Getting put through a vending machine in 1st Year. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Being knocked out of the MacRory. 

Qualities: 

A distinguished looking fella with great silver streaks and an astonishing smile. 

Qualities: 

I’m ridiculously charming. 


Peer Comment: 


Not to go totally grey before I’m twenty and a contract with Just For Men. 

Some people would say 13 years is too long to know someone...they were right. 


In the end it is not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. 

Have a great life. (Mrs McAreavey) 


Peer Comment: 

Keep looking this good, play a bit of footie, come out of uni unharmed by Turley, 

Jack or Paudie’s drunken antics. 

Eamonn has been a rock to me over the past seven years. I feel we have connected on 

a level that is deeper than a friendship...Okay, I’ll stop now. He is a nice chap although 

a Down lad. I am looking forward to visiting him down in Burren, and partying in Belfast. 

Bye for now! (Aaron Cunningham) 

Last Words: 

Live life and enjoy everything. 


A very good student, great personality, great aptitude for the subject. 

(Mr Grogan – yeah right Eamonn) 

Last Words: 

I don’t make children but if I did, they’d probably be the best looking children in 

the world. 

Stephen Keeley 


Best moment in the Abbey: Being part of the Zambia Immersion Programme. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: 5th Year Irish oral. “Gabh mo leithsceal”. 

Qualities: 

Determined and hard-working. 

Future Prospects: Get a degree, take a year out to travel, and then make a lot of money. 

Peer Comment: 

Oh Skeely! You Beauty! (Stephen Campbell) 

Teacher Comment: What can I say? Best student ever. (Mrs Lane) 

Last Words: 

Bye. 

Christopher Harte 

Best moment in the Abbey: Paris Trip ’08 

Worst moment in the Abbey: The right of passage in Junior school. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 


Impeccable punctuality and attendance. 


Interactive multimedia degree in the University of Ulster and hopefully go on to 

do graphic design. 

We’ll never forget Chris’s performance at the Paris disco. “Mr Ruddy to the dance floor... 

Mr Ruddy to the dance floor” Sacré Chris! (Fergal McAlinden) 

A pleasure to teach...when he’s here. (Mr O’Neill) 

Last Words: 

I didn’t know I had ICT now Sir. 

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Patrick Courtney 


Fergal McAlinden 



Getting to Zambia. Quality Street! 

Worst moment in the Abbey: The day John “The Great” Kelly left. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 

Out-going, eh, let’s just say you would love to meet me! 

Graduating from uni, becoming financially loaded. 

Paddy’s really good looking and really cool and gets loads of lovely women....NATTT! 

Dromintee 0-5 Silverbridge 2-14 (Padraig Poland) 


Worst moment in the Abbey: Vint. 

Qualities: 


Difficult to choose between the time when the incomparable Mel McMahon tripped 

on the stairs (followed by a sheepish expression and the obligatory “lads...”) and every 

time I hear AD utter the words “Take down Irish Famine One.” Also the Paris Trip ’08 with 

Chris, Damian & Michaël (the French assistant & notre Dieu). 

Too few to even bother mentioning. 

(See previous answer) 


Last Words: 

Never at a loss for an answer, Patrick helpfully asked for this comment to be written at 

the last moment, then smiled and said I would no doubt have lots of positive things to 

say about him. Upbeat and optimistic, Patrick faces life with the assurance it will be 

good to him – it should be. I can also vouch for his Galway accent, used on particular 

occasions in GCSE drama to great effect. (Ms Reynolds) 

You know the rules! (Said in a Galway accent) 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Great guy with a good sense of humour, all the best in uni, hopefully see you in my 

hometown. Cracker singer! (Martin Boyle) 

A pleasure to teach. (Mr P O’ Neill) 

Complain all you want about life, but it’s better than the alternative. 

James Cumiskey 


Martin Boyle 

Class: 62B 

Best moment in the Abbey: Transferring here and meeting some great people, including teachers and students. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: None really, except for Vint. 


Meeting the lads and seeing Mr Savage drop/break several crystal awards and 

cut his foot ............ I’m surprised he’s still here! 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Thinking I got a U in psychology when I really got a B. Or perhaps getting caught using 

the fire extinguisher in 3rd Year Irish Class. 

Qualities: 

Easy to get on with; can’t understand Burren people! 

Qualities: 

I like cake! Down to earth lad who enjoys the craic and appreciates decent people. 


Be the best I can be. 


Travel. Become an estate agent. Lead the lobby to have David Murphy deported. 

Peer Comment: 

Good friend, a genuinely nice guy! (Kevin Holsgrove) 

Peer Comment: 

I have many! 


With two Martins in the class it’s often an administrative nightmare, but only one of 

them arrives in school with a smile on his face (even when late to school), maybe it’s the 

fresh country smell that “Hectors” don’t experience in the big smoke. (Dr Fee) 


Last Words: 

Apparently they were all too “busy” to write something. 

If you ever get into any trouble in life, two words...BLAME H*@*$H 

Last Words: 

It is hard to soar with the eagles when you are surrounded by turkeys. 

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Brendan Henry 

62B/Iveagh 

Michael Lynch 

62A/Iveagh 


Computer classes with Sloanski. Seamy B throwing a chair at Vinny – priceless. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Watching the first ten minutes of “The Treaty” in history class for 5 days in a row. 

Qualities: 


Peer Comment: 

3 As at AS level – will I say any more? 

5 year computer science course at Queens’ and work abroad. 

AD is the only reason you got your A Benny, don’t lie to yourself! (Sean Murphy) 

Didn’t know the fella until last year ......... I miss those days. (Mark Smith) 


Captaining many victories in the Abbey yard. All the craic had with the lads outside 

and inside the classroom. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Getting the mumps just before maths GCSE in 4th Year, Mr Ruddy getting my name 

wrong three times in one day – it’s Michael sir, and the morning after the night before 

– says it all. 

Qualities: 

Give me the ball and I’ll put it in the back of the net. See me on the dancefloor, 

this guy can move. My singing voice is second to none – have been compared to 

Will Young – good thing or bad thing I don’t know. Tall, dark and handsome. 


Last words: 

Top A student and a pleasure to teach. He drives the train! (Mr McCann) 

I’m not gonna lie to ya’.......... 


Get the grades and head to Belfast. Pursue a career instead of becoming a model 

– couldn’t hack being a celebrity. You’ll be seeing me in a few years with a very fancy 

suit – I’ll look well. 

Peer Comment: 

I’d give him a 6.5 out of 10. the hair says it all Wilma. (Emmett Fearon) 

Emmett Fearon 

62A/Iveagh 

Best moment in the Abbey: Mark Quinn disappearing through a wall and beating Turlough Kane 9-8 at GCSE. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Chasing Lynch out Brother Byrne’s door, tripping face first into a puddle. 


Last Words: 

Highly unlikely that Michael will die from hard work. (Mr O’Shea) 

Seven years with many ups and downs though I’d say the Abbey was a very enjoyable 

experience filled with excitement and good craic, most of which I’ll miss. But the show 

must go on ......... cheers and good luck. 

Qualities: 

Genius, hard worker and extremely sarcastic. 

Liam Sloan 

62D/Oriel 


To study marketing. 


Being top of the class in A2 ICT coursework. 

Peer Comment: 

His name is Squirmuidge Foine bar rum pump um pummm!! (Brendan Henry) 

Worst moment in the Abbey: D in Module 4 of Physics and sitting in the hall after getting our results. 


Just about! (Mrs Lane) 

Qualities: 

Sociable, entertaining and hard-working. 

Last Words: It’s good to be free (Oasis – Masterplan Album Number 1) 


Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

Civil Engineering in Queen’s. 

Didn’t have time to find a peer. 

Liam spent a lot of time mulling over his profile for its inclusion in this booklet 

highlighting the thoughtful and considerate young man he is. (Ms Reynolds) 

See you all in the Student Union next year. 

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Mark McCavitt 

62D/Breffni 

David Murphy 

62A/Donard 


Messing with the lads in the booth. 


Abbey Yard Football; Spending many a day dossing in and out of class. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: Marty not recording me kick the chair at Forte – idiot. 

Worst moment in the Abbey: GCSE results; Not Spending enough time with Seamus Hearty. 

Qualities: 

I’m just amazing. 

Qualities: Athletic; 

Good Hair; Hard-working; Short. 


Anything is possible. 


Go to uni and have a good time. 

Peer Comment: 

The line is a dot to him. (Kerrin) 

Peer Comment: 

When I Become President I will grant you a visa. (Ryan Martin) 


Last Words: 

“He is amazing” – every teacher I ever had or ‘Here’s a go-go Mark. I’m not buying the 

‘I have really heavy hair’ line.’ (Ms Reynolds) 

There is a line???? First I’ve heard. 


Last Words: 

A bit of a dosser but has enough ‘cop-on’ to get there in the end. (Mr Higgins) 

Am I naatt! 

Seamus Brannigan 

62B/Iveagh 


My best memory was recurring ..... every Friday at 3.20, so many wee sentimental 

memories: the floor buffer in Mr Gamble’s room (it was my first vehicle), 

Boylo’s wee aeroplane. If only I could do it all again. 


Paul Kearney 

Hat trick in the Abbey yard football. 

62D/Oriel 

Worst moment in the Abbey: First day of school getting my knee stuck in the banister for the first two periods. 

Mr Crawley has to come up with butter, oh the shame........ 

Qualities: 

A rare blend of intelligence and immaturity ...... combined with elegant good looks 

and a need to ........PARTY!! (Sensibly of course ha ha.) 

Worst moment in the Abbey: None really; probably going to get shot at during the paint-balling. 

Qualities: 

Smartish, great striker. 

Future Prospects: Get through uni and become an engineer. 


Peer Comment: 


Would love to work at CERN, a massive particle accelerator at the heart of 

modern physics ... but Dunnes will do nicely. 

Shambo, what’s the school gonna’ be like without its best lookin’ smoker floatin’ in 

whenever he please? (Brendan Henry) 

.........see if Mel McMahon’s about 

Peer Comment: 


Last Words: 

The product of the youth academy. (Seamus Hearty) 

A quiet student but you know what they say – it’s the quiet ones you have to watch! 

Good luck Paul. (Mrs Fearon) 

Yours sincerely, Paul Kearney 

Last Words: 

Eight years at the Abbey and I still can’t count. 

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Thank you... 

Thanks from the Class of 2008 

We’d like to thank everyone who has been involved 

in and supported our education in the Abbey, staff, 

students and parents alike. 

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Courtenay Hill 

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