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VOLUME LXV<br />

<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Military</strong> <strong>Institute</strong>, Lexington, <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>November</strong> 72, 1974 NUMBER 11<br />

At Last<br />

Ring Figure '76<br />

Every cadet at the <strong>Virginia</strong><br />

<strong>Military</strong> <strong>Institute</strong> looks forward<br />

to the class privileges that he<br />

will gain through seniority.<br />

Each year, as a class moves<br />

closer to graduation, it is<br />

granted in this disciplined atmosphere.<br />

In <strong>November</strong> of a Cadet's<br />

Second Class year, the most<br />

rewarding, and seemingly<br />

worthwhile of these privileges is<br />

granted - the right to wear his<br />

class ring.<br />

The traditional celebration<br />

covers an entire weekend: this<br />

year, the <strong>22</strong>nd through the 24th.<br />

It centers around two main<br />

events; the presentation, the<br />

Ring Figure Ceremony. Both<br />

events follow a traditional<br />

sch<strong>edu</strong>le of activities.<br />

The Presentation is held on<br />

Friday afternoon of the<br />

weekend in Jackson Memorial<br />

Hall, the Cadet Chapel. The<br />

Superintendent presents the<br />

Second Classman his ring, and<br />

gives a brief address to the<br />

honored class.<br />

The Ring Figure Ceremony,<br />

held on the evening of the same<br />

day, is truly the last of the<br />

picturesque formal dances that<br />

lend themselves to the history of<br />

the South. Each Second<br />

Classman and his date are<br />

announced as they walk through<br />

a giant replica of the ring. The<br />

ladies are presented a bouquet<br />

'of long-stem roses, and the<br />

couples move to an assigned<br />

position on the dance floor<br />

forming the numeral of their<br />

class year — '76.<br />

The cadets are dressed in<br />

their"" traditional gold-braided<br />

coatees, and their dates wear<br />

white gowns. The site is unforgetable,<br />

and is momentarily<br />

drowned in the tight of camera<br />

flashes.<br />

The tradition and beauty of<br />

the scene is enhanced by the<br />

music of Ellington, Shaw, the<br />

Dorsey's and Glenn Miller,<br />

provided by VMI's Commanders<br />

Dance Orchestra. A<br />

dance follows with the contrasting<br />

sound of modern rock<br />

music.<br />

The ring, however, is only<br />

symbolic. The celebration is<br />

centered around the root of that<br />

symbolism, accomplishment<br />

with unit. By the lime a Class<br />

receives its rings, its<br />

members are joined together by<br />

a bond that the Corps of Cadets<br />

and friends of the <strong>Institute</strong> know<br />

as Brother Rat Spirit.<br />

The planning and preparation<br />

for the event begins more than a<br />

year before when members of<br />

the class serve on committees<br />

which handle the detailed<br />

arrangements of banquets,<br />

entertainment, flowers,<br />

decorations, invitations and all<br />

the other individual aspects of<br />

the celebration. This work<br />

toward a common goal boosts<br />

the class unity and spirit to a<br />

peak for the occasion.<br />

The spirit is physically<br />

displayed in the design of the<br />

ring. A chain, indicating this<br />

bond between classmates,<br />

encircles the stone. This year's<br />

design features a Cadet in the<br />

<strong>New</strong> Market charge of 1864. The<br />

actions of these young men in<br />

I his victory have served as<br />

goals of honor, unity and<br />

courage for VMI Cadets for<br />

over a century.<br />

Villani Wins France Award<br />

The winner of the Douglas<br />

Carter France Memorial Award<br />

from the Class of 1976 is Carmen<br />

Dominick Villani. Carmen is a<br />

Math major from Vienna,<br />

<strong>Virginia</strong>. He is also a second<br />

class representative on the<br />

Honor Court and a Dean's List<br />

student.<br />

Carmen was chosen for the<br />

award by a vote taken by the<br />

class. Although the vote was<br />

close, one of the best men for<br />

the award was chosen. Carmen<br />

exemplifies the unselfishness,<br />

friendship, and helpfulness for<br />

which the award stands.<br />

Cadet Villani was presented<br />

the award today during the ring<br />

presentation in Jackson<br />

Memorial Hall.<br />

The Douglas C. France III '71<br />

Memorial Award was<br />

established four years ago by<br />

the Class of 1971 in memory of<br />

their brother rat Doug France,<br />

who was killed in a tragic<br />

automobile accident in the<br />

summer of 1969. This award is<br />

presented each year at Ring<br />

Figure lo the member of the<br />

second class who emulates most<br />

the qualities of friendship,<br />

helpfulness, and unselfishness<br />

which were a basic part of Doug<br />

France's character. The award<br />

consists of a class ring with the<br />

inscription "Douglas C. France,<br />

III '71 Memorial Award" a gift<br />

of $100 is Jilso given" to the<br />

recipient.<br />

nu> St>coi)d Class Re^imeiilal Staff is headed by Mark Swank. Regimental Commander. His staff, from<br />

left lo rij{ht. consists of Curtis Butterworth. S-1; Mel Williams, S-3; Bob Keneally, X-0; .Jim Martin, S-4;<br />

:itid Scott Custer. S-.^.<br />

Rank<br />

On 15 Nov. 74, the orders were<br />

posted concerning Makeovers<br />

for the Class of 1976's Ring<br />

Figure Parade to be held on <strong>22</strong><br />

Nov. 74. All officers for this<br />

parade will be Second Classmen<br />

who will hold ranks ranging<br />

from Cadet Captain to Cadet<br />

Second Lieutenant. The<br />

following men have been appointed<br />

to the rank of Cadet<br />

Captain:<br />

Swank. MG<br />

.Regimental Commander<br />

Keneally, RJ<br />

Regimental Executive Officer<br />

.\sliton, DF<br />

.Commander, Second Battalion<br />

Cox. RE<br />

Commander, First Battalion<br />

Tale. MG<br />

Commander, CCompany<br />

D


<strong>Page</strong> 2, The VMI Cadet, <strong>November</strong> 15, 1974<br />

Opinion <strong>Page</strong><br />

••Whrre men have the habit of librrly, (he press will continue to be the fourth estate: the<br />

vigilant guardian of the rights of the ordinary citiien." .. .Sir Winston C hurchill.<br />

Unity<br />

Ring Figure is the highlight of the Second Qass year.<br />

It is a time when the class again molds together as one<br />

entity, something distinctly missing since Breakout.<br />

As the time grows near for the Qass of '76 to take over<br />

control of barracks from the First Class, some<br />

reflection on the future is in order.<br />

The class as a whole has fared well. The split between<br />

the "ranker," the "grub Private", and the<br />

"jock" is less in evidence than it has been for several<br />

years. Although the class has been plagued at times by<br />

incidents of poor judgement and immaturity, the<br />

potential still remains. Next year will be what we make<br />

it.<br />

Unity is the most important step toward success and<br />

if unity is there, then VMI may see what it has not seen<br />

for awhile, a meaningful Ratline and a well-prepared<br />

Fourth Class.<br />

R. J. K. 76<br />

Ours! Theirs?<br />

Every Second Classmen is obviously happy to<br />

receive his ring. Each one of us has waited a long time<br />

to have a VMI ring.<br />

Anyone who knows of the <strong>Institute</strong> places a great<br />

deal of value on the ring; but, the value does not<br />

fluctuate with the price of gold. The value stems from<br />

the personal sacrifice and hard work that brings a<br />

Cadet closer to his graduation. The ring is indeed a<br />

token symbol of a Cadet's life.<br />

The design, size, and color, themselves, do not truly<br />

indicate the honor, pride and spirit that characterizes<br />

the VMI man. These traits must be personally<br />

exhibited.<br />

Along with the Ring's symbolism comes a responsibility<br />

and a challenge. Each man who wears<br />

becomes a representative of the <strong>Institute</strong> which grants<br />

the privilege.<br />

We, as the latest class to be given the right to wear a<br />

VMI Ring, should take this challenge seriously. If we<br />

uphold the responsibility, then future classes can know<br />

the pride that we now feel.<br />

F.G.L.Jr. '76<br />

King And Figure Cast<br />

Through<br />

by: G. WayneEastham<br />

<strong>November</strong> 15 marked a<br />

milestone for the class of 1976.<br />

On that day our class rings<br />

arrived. The most tangible sign<br />

of our being a class was in our<br />

possession. The ring symbolizes<br />

quite a bit - it is the second of the<br />

Ihree major steps of our<br />

cadetship, the first being our<br />

becoming a class after getting<br />

out of the ratline; the third<br />

being our graduation.<br />

Last fall the ring was little<br />

more than an idea in our minds.<br />

The design committee went to<br />

work and numerous designs<br />

were voted on by the class until<br />

finally one was chosen. Then<br />

Josten's, the company which<br />

would make our rings, look<br />

over. During Finals 1974 the<br />

ring display was here and we<br />

ordered our rings.<br />

The design of the ring symbolizes<br />

many aspects of our<br />

VMI career especially the class<br />

spirit and school heritage.<br />

Blazoning one side are four<br />

large numerals, 1976,<br />

representing our class's<br />

graduation year as well as our<br />

time' here. Enclosing these<br />

numerals are two flags and<br />

sabres which stand for the<br />

military system here at VMI<br />

under which we carry out our<br />

daily routine. Under the<br />

numerals is a <strong>New</strong> Market<br />

cadet and the motto, "the <strong>Institute</strong><br />

Will Be Heard From<br />

Today," a saying which is as<br />

applicable today and to our<br />

hopes for the future as it was in<br />

its original context. The other<br />

side of the ring portrays Sir<br />

Moses Ezekiel's "<strong>Virginia</strong><br />

Mourning Her Head" a tribute<br />

to the cadets who distinguished<br />

themselves at the Battle of <strong>New</strong><br />

Market in 1864. With this, is our<br />

school crest, the symbol of the<br />

<strong>Institute</strong>.<br />

The aforementioned symbols<br />

represent specfics, but the ring<br />

itself has a much broader<br />

meaning, the brother rat spirit<br />

being the most obvious. For<br />

almost two and a half years now<br />

we have lived together, forging<br />

friendships that will last a<br />

lifetime. There is unity and<br />

Brotherhood<br />

samenesss, but these can not<br />

overshadow the individuality of<br />

each cadet. This feeling<br />

prompted the class to elect to<br />

have individual stones in their<br />

rings. Each man contributes in<br />

his own way whether socially,<br />

athletically, academically, or<br />

militarily to make ours a<br />

"whole class," and this kind of<br />

unity allows every man to<br />

pursue his own goals while<br />

lending unity to the class. In<br />

keeping with this idea a class<br />

stone, garnet, was chosen fnr<br />

I hose wishing to hold with<br />

tradition.<br />

A problem presented itself in<br />

the form of the price of the rings<br />

due to the spiralling price of'<br />

gold.<br />

The average price of the<br />

rings approached one hundred<br />

and seventy-five dollars, almost<br />

doubling the price of our dykes'<br />

rings.<br />

Today is <strong>November</strong> <strong>22</strong>, 1974<br />

and we as second classmen of<br />

the <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Military</strong> <strong>Institute</strong><br />

are experiencing the same<br />

feeling as those before us when<br />

with the ring presentation<br />

ceremony we formally receive<br />

the most tangible symbol of our<br />

VMI career. With this we pledge<br />

ourselves to the honorable<br />

fraternity of VMI men<br />

everywhere. May our class.<br />

uphold and add to this fraternity.<br />

"I never «ave her anything, as he pointed out. There was the small<br />

nuMH-'s head. But it does not mean anything. She selected it and I<br />

lM>u){ht it. That is no way to ^ive a gift.<br />

What I would like to ^ive her Is security, which does not exist<br />

anymore: all my love, which is worthless; all my worldly goods,<br />

which are practically non-existent except for two good shot-guns, my<br />

soldiei- suits, the medals and decorations with the citations, and<br />

some b(M>ks. Also a retired Colonel's pay.<br />

With all my worldly goods I thee endow, he thought.<br />

.And she gave me her love, some hard stones, which I returned, and<br />

(he picture. Well, I can always give her back the picture. I could give<br />

lier my ring from VMl, he thought."<br />

From Ernest Hemingway's<br />

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That's only one of the benefits<br />

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Consider all this:<br />

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V. M. I. SPORTS CADET<br />

<strong>Page</strong> 3 The VMI Cadet, <strong>November</strong> <strong>22</strong>, 1974<br />

Winning Season<br />

VMI Stops<br />

Colgate<br />

Four years ago, when Bob<br />

Thaltnan took the job as head<br />

football coach of the <strong>Virginia</strong><br />

<strong>Military</strong> <strong>Institute</strong>, he promised<br />

us a winner and now we have a<br />

winner by defeating Colgate 31-<br />

14.<br />

Colgate brought to VMI a<br />

team that was 6th in the nation<br />

in the rush and on their first<br />

series they exploited their<br />

potent rushing attack and drove<br />

75 yards in 9 plays to draw first<br />

.blood.<br />

The Keydets then put the<br />

clamps on the Red Raiders'<br />

Wishbone attack, making just<br />

one mistake the rest of the<br />

afternoon. This occured when<br />

Quarterback Bruce Basile hit<br />

end Dave Lake across the<br />

middle and he broke through<br />

one set of arms and sprinted to<br />

the end zone for a 65 yd. TD.<br />

By then, howevet-, the<br />

Keydets already had two scores<br />

on Kim Glidewell's runs of 2 and<br />

6 yds. Lake's touchdown tied the<br />

score at 14.<br />

Usually sure-handed Ronnie<br />

Moore could have put the game<br />

away but he dropped a Mark<br />

Lambert pass in the end zone.<br />

Another drive ended with a Rick<br />

Tufaro 32 yd. field goal. The half<br />

ended with Colgate intercepting<br />

Soccer<br />

The VMI. Soccer Team<br />

finished its season Friday^<br />

<strong>November</strong> 8. The Keydets were<br />

beaten by Madison College. 2-0,<br />

in their last match on Friday.<br />

Although the Soccer Team was<br />

outskilled in their last match,<br />

they ended up giving one.of the<br />

best teams in the state a run for<br />

their money. The Keydets,<br />

realizing their lack of skill<br />

against Madison, were determined<br />

to keep the score against<br />

them as low as possible. This<br />

they managed to do with an allout<br />

effort of hustle and good<br />

sportsmanship.<br />

Beat ECU<br />

Go Big Red<br />

a Tony Farry pass on the Red<br />

Raider goal line. Still, VMI was<br />

ahead to stay 17-14.<br />

Norman and Glidewell finally<br />

put the game out of reach with<br />

each of them scoring on 37 yd.<br />

runs. Meanwhile, Colgate was<br />

going nowhere as the Big Red<br />

defense came up with the big<br />

plays; Jay <strong>New</strong>comer<br />

recovered a fumble on the VMI<br />

29 and Eric Radford intercepted<br />

a pass on the VMI 12. Ron<br />

Bongiovani didn't help matters<br />

by placing his punts on the<br />

Colgate 4 and 2 twice, and thus<br />

the score ended with VMI on top<br />

31-14.<br />

Tailback Ronnie Norman<br />

rushed for 173 yards on 23<br />

carries and established a singleseason<br />

team rushing record<br />

along the way. He topped Tom<br />

Sowers 1968 mark of 792 by 146<br />

yds., giving him a total of 938<br />

yds. in 10 games with ECU yet<br />

to play. He only needs 63 yds. to<br />

top the 1000 yd. mark. Kim<br />

Glidewell, the "other" tailback,<br />

also had a good day getting 114<br />

yds. on 23 carries<br />

"This win got us over a big<br />

hurdle... a winning season,"<br />

said Thalman, "Now we can<br />

concentrate all our attention on<br />

the conference championship."<br />

Souther Conference<br />

Standings<br />

Conl. O'AII.<br />

W L W L<br />

Ap.st 4 1 6 5<br />

VMI 4 1 6 4<br />

ECU 3 2 7 3<br />

Richmond 3 2 5 4<br />

Citadel 2 4 3 7<br />

Furman 2 4 5 5<br />

W&M 1 3 3 7<br />

Davidson 0 2 i 6<br />

Last Week's Scores<br />

App.St. 14 Richmond 13<br />

ECU 31 W&M 10<br />

Citadel 24 Furman 0<br />

VMI 31 Colgate 14<br />

Davidson 28 Defiance 20<br />

Beat East Carolina<br />

Win The Soutliern<br />

Conference Cliampionship<br />

lluiinin}{ back Ronnie Norman (25) breaks for first down yardage, Saturday, as VMI defeated Colgate,<br />

:U-14. Norman rushed for 173 yds. in 23 carries as he broke the single season rushing rcord of Tom Sower<br />

set in 1968. Norman has gained 938 yds. and needs only 63 yds. to surpass the 1,000 yd. mark, in this<br />

week's game with East Carolina.<br />

ECU Meets VMI<br />

S.C. Action<br />

Decides Title<br />

Saturday is Title Day in the<br />

Southern Conference. Action on<br />

the final Saturday of the regular<br />

season will determine which<br />

team, Appalachian St. or VMI<br />

will be Conference Champions.<br />

Until last Saturday there<br />

remained three teams in contention,<br />

Appalachian St., VMI<br />

and Richmond. However Appalachian<br />

St. eliminated Richmond<br />

leaving action this<br />

weekend to decide the title<br />

winner.<br />

The outcome of the East<br />

Carolina (3-2, 7-3) — VMI (4-1,<br />

6-4) game will determine<br />

whether VMI or ASU wins the<br />

league crown. Should the<br />

Keydets prevail it would bring;<br />

the S. C. title to Lexington forthe<br />

first time since 1962. An<br />

ECU victory would give the title<br />

to Appalachian St., who completed<br />

their season last<br />

weekend. East Carolina<br />

defeated William and Mary 31-<br />

10; while VMI beat Colgate 31-14<br />

last Saturday. The Pirates have<br />

never lost to the Keydets, but<br />

come Saturday in Lexington,<br />

<strong>Virginia</strong>, VMI will be Southern<br />

Conference Champions.<br />

William and Mary (1-3, 3-7)<br />

Mother's<br />

Pizza Shop<br />

ABC on & off 007595<br />

5-7 p.m.<br />

HAPPY HOURS<br />

MONDAY-THURSDAY<br />

DRAFT BEER<br />

y2 PRICE<br />

Good Place To Meet & Eat<br />

Keydets Always Welcome<br />

meets Richmond (3-2, 5-4)<br />

Saturday in Richmond's Dust<br />

Bowl. The Spiders saw their<br />

title hopes disappear last<br />

weekend as App. St. beat Richmond<br />

14-13; while W&M lost to<br />

ECU 31-10. The Spiders are ripe<br />

fw an upset after losing to ASU<br />

and should the Indians<br />

eliminate the turnovers of last<br />

weekend look for William and<br />

Mary to win.<br />

Citadel (2-4, 3-7) travels to<br />

Davidson (0-2, 2-6) to meet the<br />

hapless Wildcats. The Bulldogs<br />

defeated Furman 24-0; while<br />

Davidson held on to beat<br />

Defiance 28-20 this past<br />

Saturday. Citadel will close<br />

their season on a winning note<br />

as Davidson will not be able to<br />

stop Andrew Johnson.<br />

Outside the Conference,<br />

Furman (2-4, 5-5) is on the road<br />

against Wake Forest.<br />

VMI BASKETBALL<br />

1974-75<br />

Opener<br />

SAT. 30 VIRGINIA TECH<br />

December<br />

Thu. 5 at Appalachian<br />

Tue. 10 at East Carolina<br />

SAT. 14 RICHMOND<br />

January<br />

Sat. 4 at Middle Tennessee<br />

Mon. 6 1<br />

Tue. 7 1<br />

at Senior Bowl Tourney<br />

Sat. 11 at Richmond<br />

MON. 13 CITADEL<br />

WED. 15 CHRIS NEWPORT<br />

SAT. 18 TOWSON STATE<br />

MON. 20 BETHANY<br />

WED. <strong>22</strong> WILLIAM & MARY<br />

SAT. 25 EAST CAROLINA<br />

MON. 27 APPALACHIAN<br />

THU. 30 SHEPHERD<br />

February<br />

Mon. 3 at George Washington<br />

WED. 5 BRIDQEWATER<br />

Sat. 8 at Citadel<br />

TUE. 11 DAVIDSON<br />

SAT. IS OLD DOMINION<br />

Wed. 19 at William & Mary<br />

SAT. <strong>22</strong> FURMAN<br />

WED. 28 VA. WESLEYAN<br />

Sports<br />

Quips<br />

VMI placed fourth Saturday<br />

in the Southern Conference<br />

swimming and diving relay<br />

team championships. East<br />

Carolina won 9 of the 12 events<br />

to win the Championships.<br />

The Pirates accumulated 574<br />

points, followed by Richmond<br />

with 376. The Spiders captured<br />

both diving events in the<br />

tournament.<br />

William and Mary placed<br />

third with 312 points, VMI had<br />

232, Appalachian State had <strong>22</strong>6,<br />

Furman had 164, and Davidson<br />

had 156.<br />

Football — The Star City<br />

Football Classic will be played<br />

in Roanoke on Nov. 30. The AU-<br />

Star game will be played at 1:30<br />

p.m. at Victory Stadium.<br />

Representing VMI will be Jay<br />

<strong>New</strong>comer on defense, while on<br />

the offensive team the Keydets<br />

will have Tony Farry, Andy<br />

Dearman, Allen Morgan and<br />

Ronnie Norman.<br />

The game is being sponsored<br />

by the Cave Spring Jaycees<br />

with proceeds going for the<br />

establishment of a state-wide<br />

mental retardation<br />

rehabilitation center.<br />

gtM^fHBPfPPpfffBBBBIH<br />

Basketball - The 1974-75<br />

basketball season opens<br />

Saturday, Nov. 30 in the Field<br />

House as the <strong>Virginia</strong> Tech<br />

Gobbles met VMI. Although this<br />

IS over Thanksgiving Break,<br />

Let's Support the Roundballers!!!!!<br />

The Globetrotters are coming<br />

to the VMI Field House on<br />

December 4. Tickets may be<br />

obtained either at McCrum's<br />

Drugstore or the VMI Athletic<br />

Department.


<strong>Page</strong> 2, The VMI Cadet, <strong>November</strong> 15, 1974<br />

Date's Guide To Ring Figure<br />

Here it is Ring Figure and for<br />

many girls this will be the first<br />

exposure to a VMI dance. (For<br />

many girls it will also be the last<br />

at VMI!) We here at Post no. 5<br />

thought it might help you girls if<br />

we provided a little guide to<br />

make this whole seemingly<br />

senseless running around make<br />

a little sense. All you have to do<br />

is look under the class<br />

designation to see what you<br />

should do. (By the way at VMI<br />

Sr.'s are 1st, Jr.'s are 2nd, Soph<br />

are 3rd's and F'rosh's are rats.)<br />

1st class—If your date is a 1st<br />

classman forget it! There won't<br />

be any Ist's here. So, you are<br />

probably the butt of a cruel<br />

joke. But don't worry all you<br />

must do to avenge yourself is to<br />

promise that you will come to<br />

his Finals and then don't come.<br />

(Come to think of. though, if you<br />

are the type (hat normally gels<br />

stood up lor dales come up lor<br />

Finals. That should fix him.)<br />

2nd class—If you hadn't<br />

guessed this weekend is supposedly<br />

for the 2nd's. They get<br />

to run barracks for one<br />

weekend, holler at parades, get<br />

drunk, and... oh yes, get their<br />

class rings. To begin with you<br />

will be exposed to the ring<br />

presentation. Here all the 2nd's<br />

get their rings after they have<br />

all gotten them already. (This<br />

by the way is a fine example of<br />

the way everything is done<br />

here-sdrawkcab!) Then there is<br />

the parade. Now what ever you<br />

do go watch the parade. And,<br />

regardle.ss of the fact thai<br />

it is humanly impossible to pick<br />

one gray body out a thousand<br />

uray bodies tell him you saw<br />

iiim anyway. li he carries a<br />

.sabre act like you are impressed<br />

even if you aren't. Try<br />

not to mention the fact that he<br />

stuck the blade in the ground, or<br />

ask if that funny looking group<br />

behind him was supposed to run<br />

into the Physics Building he<br />

might get mad. What ever you<br />

do don'l tell him he looked cute<br />

and just nod your head, blink<br />

your eyes, and let him think<br />

your cute little brain understood<br />

the whole silly thing!<br />

About the Figure—When you<br />

leave the Ring try not to trip,<br />

drop your roses, or drop your<br />

now thoroughly plastered dale.<br />

Guide him through an arch,<br />

give him his ring, and kiss him.<br />

Don't gel too carried<br />

away—remember this is a G-<br />

rated show and there are many<br />

people waiting behind you. Try<br />

to stand up in those pointy shoes<br />

and please don't drop the Ring.<br />

He might not hit you there but<br />

remember you still have to face<br />

him at the motel. Now just walk<br />

to where that tape is on the floor<br />

and stand and stand and stand...<br />

Listen carefully for the name<br />

Zeugner. He is I he last man<br />

through the arch and it will be<br />

over. So back to the motel and<br />

get a good rest. You'll need it<br />

for tomorrow.<br />

The Game- Try very hard not<br />

to be offended by the Corps<br />

language after the scene at the<br />

motel last night you should<br />

Go<br />

Keydets<br />

Compliments of<br />

Frank's<br />

Delicatessen<br />

Germantown, Pa.<br />

realize we aren't all knights in<br />

white armor. Cheer when he<br />

does, boo when he does, and<br />

don't forget to stand up when<br />

(hey play "The Spirit."<br />

Roanoke—If you are studying<br />

Ancient Rome bring a pad and a<br />

pen. It is seldom one sees an<br />

orgy these days. Your date will<br />

be drunk long before the meal<br />

begins so you stay sober.<br />

(You'll be the only one there.)<br />

Be nice to all the obnoxious<br />

drunks and smile alot. Try to<br />

remain cool when your date<br />

starts dancing on the table and<br />

it will nol be considered rude of<br />

you if you do nol join in Chug a<br />

Lug Contests or Old Yells. Put<br />

him away before the place<br />

closes and hope he hasn't invited<br />

his BR's over to a party at<br />

3 a.m.<br />

Above all be kind and act like<br />

you are having a good time.<br />

Some drunks cry when they feel<br />

hurt.<br />

P. S. If your date is a third, all<br />

we can say is who cares.<br />

_<br />

^ ONE NIGHT ONLY<br />

Wednesdoy Night- Dec. 4, 8:00 P.M.<br />

McCnims Drug Store<br />

TICKETS NOW ON SALE AT:-<br />

DARTBOARD<br />

Capt. Ritchie, don't you think<br />

you ought to get more sleep or<br />

at least sell that film to some<br />

poor insomniac.<br />

Yes. Mike Martino, even if the<br />

OG is responsible for getting the<br />

flags up, don't get upset, that's<br />

just another VMI good deal.<br />

To the couple in front of<br />

Mallory Hall last Sat. night in<br />

the slalionwagon we know<br />

about vou loo.<br />

VMI fieMhouse<br />

VMI Athletic Office<br />

^.00 Reserved - ^6.00 General Admission<br />

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