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VOLUME LXV<br />
<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Military</strong> <strong>Institute</strong>, Lexington, <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>November</strong> 72, 1974 NUMBER 11<br />
At Last<br />
Ring Figure '76<br />
Every cadet at the <strong>Virginia</strong><br />
<strong>Military</strong> <strong>Institute</strong> looks forward<br />
to the class privileges that he<br />
will gain through seniority.<br />
Each year, as a class moves<br />
closer to graduation, it is<br />
granted in this disciplined atmosphere.<br />
In <strong>November</strong> of a Cadet's<br />
Second Class year, the most<br />
rewarding, and seemingly<br />
worthwhile of these privileges is<br />
granted - the right to wear his<br />
class ring.<br />
The traditional celebration<br />
covers an entire weekend: this<br />
year, the <strong>22</strong>nd through the 24th.<br />
It centers around two main<br />
events; the presentation, the<br />
Ring Figure Ceremony. Both<br />
events follow a traditional<br />
sch<strong>edu</strong>le of activities.<br />
The Presentation is held on<br />
Friday afternoon of the<br />
weekend in Jackson Memorial<br />
Hall, the Cadet Chapel. The<br />
Superintendent presents the<br />
Second Classman his ring, and<br />
gives a brief address to the<br />
honored class.<br />
The Ring Figure Ceremony,<br />
held on the evening of the same<br />
day, is truly the last of the<br />
picturesque formal dances that<br />
lend themselves to the history of<br />
the South. Each Second<br />
Classman and his date are<br />
announced as they walk through<br />
a giant replica of the ring. The<br />
ladies are presented a bouquet<br />
'of long-stem roses, and the<br />
couples move to an assigned<br />
position on the dance floor<br />
forming the numeral of their<br />
class year — '76.<br />
The cadets are dressed in<br />
their"" traditional gold-braided<br />
coatees, and their dates wear<br />
white gowns. The site is unforgetable,<br />
and is momentarily<br />
drowned in the tight of camera<br />
flashes.<br />
The tradition and beauty of<br />
the scene is enhanced by the<br />
music of Ellington, Shaw, the<br />
Dorsey's and Glenn Miller,<br />
provided by VMI's Commanders<br />
Dance Orchestra. A<br />
dance follows with the contrasting<br />
sound of modern rock<br />
music.<br />
The ring, however, is only<br />
symbolic. The celebration is<br />
centered around the root of that<br />
symbolism, accomplishment<br />
with unit. By the lime a Class<br />
receives its rings, its<br />
members are joined together by<br />
a bond that the Corps of Cadets<br />
and friends of the <strong>Institute</strong> know<br />
as Brother Rat Spirit.<br />
The planning and preparation<br />
for the event begins more than a<br />
year before when members of<br />
the class serve on committees<br />
which handle the detailed<br />
arrangements of banquets,<br />
entertainment, flowers,<br />
decorations, invitations and all<br />
the other individual aspects of<br />
the celebration. This work<br />
toward a common goal boosts<br />
the class unity and spirit to a<br />
peak for the occasion.<br />
The spirit is physically<br />
displayed in the design of the<br />
ring. A chain, indicating this<br />
bond between classmates,<br />
encircles the stone. This year's<br />
design features a Cadet in the<br />
<strong>New</strong> Market charge of 1864. The<br />
actions of these young men in<br />
I his victory have served as<br />
goals of honor, unity and<br />
courage for VMI Cadets for<br />
over a century.<br />
Villani Wins France Award<br />
The winner of the Douglas<br />
Carter France Memorial Award<br />
from the Class of 1976 is Carmen<br />
Dominick Villani. Carmen is a<br />
Math major from Vienna,<br />
<strong>Virginia</strong>. He is also a second<br />
class representative on the<br />
Honor Court and a Dean's List<br />
student.<br />
Carmen was chosen for the<br />
award by a vote taken by the<br />
class. Although the vote was<br />
close, one of the best men for<br />
the award was chosen. Carmen<br />
exemplifies the unselfishness,<br />
friendship, and helpfulness for<br />
which the award stands.<br />
Cadet Villani was presented<br />
the award today during the ring<br />
presentation in Jackson<br />
Memorial Hall.<br />
The Douglas C. France III '71<br />
Memorial Award was<br />
established four years ago by<br />
the Class of 1971 in memory of<br />
their brother rat Doug France,<br />
who was killed in a tragic<br />
automobile accident in the<br />
summer of 1969. This award is<br />
presented each year at Ring<br />
Figure lo the member of the<br />
second class who emulates most<br />
the qualities of friendship,<br />
helpfulness, and unselfishness<br />
which were a basic part of Doug<br />
France's character. The award<br />
consists of a class ring with the<br />
inscription "Douglas C. France,<br />
III '71 Memorial Award" a gift<br />
of $100 is Jilso given" to the<br />
recipient.<br />
nu> St>coi)d Class Re^imeiilal Staff is headed by Mark Swank. Regimental Commander. His staff, from<br />
left lo rij{ht. consists of Curtis Butterworth. S-1; Mel Williams, S-3; Bob Keneally, X-0; .Jim Martin, S-4;<br />
:itid Scott Custer. S-.^.<br />
Rank<br />
On 15 Nov. 74, the orders were<br />
posted concerning Makeovers<br />
for the Class of 1976's Ring<br />
Figure Parade to be held on <strong>22</strong><br />
Nov. 74. All officers for this<br />
parade will be Second Classmen<br />
who will hold ranks ranging<br />
from Cadet Captain to Cadet<br />
Second Lieutenant. The<br />
following men have been appointed<br />
to the rank of Cadet<br />
Captain:<br />
Swank. MG<br />
.Regimental Commander<br />
Keneally, RJ<br />
Regimental Executive Officer<br />
.\sliton, DF<br />
.Commander, Second Battalion<br />
Cox. RE<br />
Commander, First Battalion<br />
Tale. MG<br />
Commander, CCompany<br />
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<strong>Page</strong> 2, The VMI Cadet, <strong>November</strong> 15, 1974<br />
Opinion <strong>Page</strong><br />
••Whrre men have the habit of librrly, (he press will continue to be the fourth estate: the<br />
vigilant guardian of the rights of the ordinary citiien." .. .Sir Winston C hurchill.<br />
Unity<br />
Ring Figure is the highlight of the Second Qass year.<br />
It is a time when the class again molds together as one<br />
entity, something distinctly missing since Breakout.<br />
As the time grows near for the Qass of '76 to take over<br />
control of barracks from the First Class, some<br />
reflection on the future is in order.<br />
The class as a whole has fared well. The split between<br />
the "ranker," the "grub Private", and the<br />
"jock" is less in evidence than it has been for several<br />
years. Although the class has been plagued at times by<br />
incidents of poor judgement and immaturity, the<br />
potential still remains. Next year will be what we make<br />
it.<br />
Unity is the most important step toward success and<br />
if unity is there, then VMI may see what it has not seen<br />
for awhile, a meaningful Ratline and a well-prepared<br />
Fourth Class.<br />
R. J. K. 76<br />
Ours! Theirs?<br />
Every Second Classmen is obviously happy to<br />
receive his ring. Each one of us has waited a long time<br />
to have a VMI ring.<br />
Anyone who knows of the <strong>Institute</strong> places a great<br />
deal of value on the ring; but, the value does not<br />
fluctuate with the price of gold. The value stems from<br />
the personal sacrifice and hard work that brings a<br />
Cadet closer to his graduation. The ring is indeed a<br />
token symbol of a Cadet's life.<br />
The design, size, and color, themselves, do not truly<br />
indicate the honor, pride and spirit that characterizes<br />
the VMI man. These traits must be personally<br />
exhibited.<br />
Along with the Ring's symbolism comes a responsibility<br />
and a challenge. Each man who wears<br />
becomes a representative of the <strong>Institute</strong> which grants<br />
the privilege.<br />
We, as the latest class to be given the right to wear a<br />
VMI Ring, should take this challenge seriously. If we<br />
uphold the responsibility, then future classes can know<br />
the pride that we now feel.<br />
F.G.L.Jr. '76<br />
King And Figure Cast<br />
Through<br />
by: G. WayneEastham<br />
<strong>November</strong> 15 marked a<br />
milestone for the class of 1976.<br />
On that day our class rings<br />
arrived. The most tangible sign<br />
of our being a class was in our<br />
possession. The ring symbolizes<br />
quite a bit - it is the second of the<br />
Ihree major steps of our<br />
cadetship, the first being our<br />
becoming a class after getting<br />
out of the ratline; the third<br />
being our graduation.<br />
Last fall the ring was little<br />
more than an idea in our minds.<br />
The design committee went to<br />
work and numerous designs<br />
were voted on by the class until<br />
finally one was chosen. Then<br />
Josten's, the company which<br />
would make our rings, look<br />
over. During Finals 1974 the<br />
ring display was here and we<br />
ordered our rings.<br />
The design of the ring symbolizes<br />
many aspects of our<br />
VMI career especially the class<br />
spirit and school heritage.<br />
Blazoning one side are four<br />
large numerals, 1976,<br />
representing our class's<br />
graduation year as well as our<br />
time' here. Enclosing these<br />
numerals are two flags and<br />
sabres which stand for the<br />
military system here at VMI<br />
under which we carry out our<br />
daily routine. Under the<br />
numerals is a <strong>New</strong> Market<br />
cadet and the motto, "the <strong>Institute</strong><br />
Will Be Heard From<br />
Today," a saying which is as<br />
applicable today and to our<br />
hopes for the future as it was in<br />
its original context. The other<br />
side of the ring portrays Sir<br />
Moses Ezekiel's "<strong>Virginia</strong><br />
Mourning Her Head" a tribute<br />
to the cadets who distinguished<br />
themselves at the Battle of <strong>New</strong><br />
Market in 1864. With this, is our<br />
school crest, the symbol of the<br />
<strong>Institute</strong>.<br />
The aforementioned symbols<br />
represent specfics, but the ring<br />
itself has a much broader<br />
meaning, the brother rat spirit<br />
being the most obvious. For<br />
almost two and a half years now<br />
we have lived together, forging<br />
friendships that will last a<br />
lifetime. There is unity and<br />
Brotherhood<br />
samenesss, but these can not<br />
overshadow the individuality of<br />
each cadet. This feeling<br />
prompted the class to elect to<br />
have individual stones in their<br />
rings. Each man contributes in<br />
his own way whether socially,<br />
athletically, academically, or<br />
militarily to make ours a<br />
"whole class," and this kind of<br />
unity allows every man to<br />
pursue his own goals while<br />
lending unity to the class. In<br />
keeping with this idea a class<br />
stone, garnet, was chosen fnr<br />
I hose wishing to hold with<br />
tradition.<br />
A problem presented itself in<br />
the form of the price of the rings<br />
due to the spiralling price of'<br />
gold.<br />
The average price of the<br />
rings approached one hundred<br />
and seventy-five dollars, almost<br />
doubling the price of our dykes'<br />
rings.<br />
Today is <strong>November</strong> <strong>22</strong>, 1974<br />
and we as second classmen of<br />
the <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Military</strong> <strong>Institute</strong><br />
are experiencing the same<br />
feeling as those before us when<br />
with the ring presentation<br />
ceremony we formally receive<br />
the most tangible symbol of our<br />
VMI career. With this we pledge<br />
ourselves to the honorable<br />
fraternity of VMI men<br />
everywhere. May our class.<br />
uphold and add to this fraternity.<br />
"I never «ave her anything, as he pointed out. There was the small<br />
nuMH-'s head. But it does not mean anything. She selected it and I<br />
lM>u){ht it. That is no way to ^ive a gift.<br />
What I would like to ^ive her Is security, which does not exist<br />
anymore: all my love, which is worthless; all my worldly goods,<br />
which are practically non-existent except for two good shot-guns, my<br />
soldiei- suits, the medals and decorations with the citations, and<br />
some b(M>ks. Also a retired Colonel's pay.<br />
With all my worldly goods I thee endow, he thought.<br />
.And she gave me her love, some hard stones, which I returned, and<br />
(he picture. Well, I can always give her back the picture. I could give<br />
lier my ring from VMl, he thought."<br />
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<strong>Page</strong> 3 The VMI Cadet, <strong>November</strong> <strong>22</strong>, 1974<br />
Winning Season<br />
VMI Stops<br />
Colgate<br />
Four years ago, when Bob<br />
Thaltnan took the job as head<br />
football coach of the <strong>Virginia</strong><br />
<strong>Military</strong> <strong>Institute</strong>, he promised<br />
us a winner and now we have a<br />
winner by defeating Colgate 31-<br />
14.<br />
Colgate brought to VMI a<br />
team that was 6th in the nation<br />
in the rush and on their first<br />
series they exploited their<br />
potent rushing attack and drove<br />
75 yards in 9 plays to draw first<br />
.blood.<br />
The Keydets then put the<br />
clamps on the Red Raiders'<br />
Wishbone attack, making just<br />
one mistake the rest of the<br />
afternoon. This occured when<br />
Quarterback Bruce Basile hit<br />
end Dave Lake across the<br />
middle and he broke through<br />
one set of arms and sprinted to<br />
the end zone for a 65 yd. TD.<br />
By then, howevet-, the<br />
Keydets already had two scores<br />
on Kim Glidewell's runs of 2 and<br />
6 yds. Lake's touchdown tied the<br />
score at 14.<br />
Usually sure-handed Ronnie<br />
Moore could have put the game<br />
away but he dropped a Mark<br />
Lambert pass in the end zone.<br />
Another drive ended with a Rick<br />
Tufaro 32 yd. field goal. The half<br />
ended with Colgate intercepting<br />
Soccer<br />
The VMI. Soccer Team<br />
finished its season Friday^<br />
<strong>November</strong> 8. The Keydets were<br />
beaten by Madison College. 2-0,<br />
in their last match on Friday.<br />
Although the Soccer Team was<br />
outskilled in their last match,<br />
they ended up giving one.of the<br />
best teams in the state a run for<br />
their money. The Keydets,<br />
realizing their lack of skill<br />
against Madison, were determined<br />
to keep the score against<br />
them as low as possible. This<br />
they managed to do with an allout<br />
effort of hustle and good<br />
sportsmanship.<br />
Beat ECU<br />
Go Big Red<br />
a Tony Farry pass on the Red<br />
Raider goal line. Still, VMI was<br />
ahead to stay 17-14.<br />
Norman and Glidewell finally<br />
put the game out of reach with<br />
each of them scoring on 37 yd.<br />
runs. Meanwhile, Colgate was<br />
going nowhere as the Big Red<br />
defense came up with the big<br />
plays; Jay <strong>New</strong>comer<br />
recovered a fumble on the VMI<br />
29 and Eric Radford intercepted<br />
a pass on the VMI 12. Ron<br />
Bongiovani didn't help matters<br />
by placing his punts on the<br />
Colgate 4 and 2 twice, and thus<br />
the score ended with VMI on top<br />
31-14.<br />
Tailback Ronnie Norman<br />
rushed for 173 yards on 23<br />
carries and established a singleseason<br />
team rushing record<br />
along the way. He topped Tom<br />
Sowers 1968 mark of 792 by 146<br />
yds., giving him a total of 938<br />
yds. in 10 games with ECU yet<br />
to play. He only needs 63 yds. to<br />
top the 1000 yd. mark. Kim<br />
Glidewell, the "other" tailback,<br />
also had a good day getting 114<br />
yds. on 23 carries<br />
"This win got us over a big<br />
hurdle... a winning season,"<br />
said Thalman, "Now we can<br />
concentrate all our attention on<br />
the conference championship."<br />
Souther Conference<br />
Standings<br />
Conl. O'AII.<br />
W L W L<br />
Ap.st 4 1 6 5<br />
VMI 4 1 6 4<br />
ECU 3 2 7 3<br />
Richmond 3 2 5 4<br />
Citadel 2 4 3 7<br />
Furman 2 4 5 5<br />
W&M 1 3 3 7<br />
Davidson 0 2 i 6<br />
Last Week's Scores<br />
App.St. 14 Richmond 13<br />
ECU 31 W&M 10<br />
Citadel 24 Furman 0<br />
VMI 31 Colgate 14<br />
Davidson 28 Defiance 20<br />
Beat East Carolina<br />
Win The Soutliern<br />
Conference Cliampionship<br />
lluiinin}{ back Ronnie Norman (25) breaks for first down yardage, Saturday, as VMI defeated Colgate,<br />
:U-14. Norman rushed for 173 yds. in 23 carries as he broke the single season rushing rcord of Tom Sower<br />
set in 1968. Norman has gained 938 yds. and needs only 63 yds. to surpass the 1,000 yd. mark, in this<br />
week's game with East Carolina.<br />
ECU Meets VMI<br />
S.C. Action<br />
Decides Title<br />
Saturday is Title Day in the<br />
Southern Conference. Action on<br />
the final Saturday of the regular<br />
season will determine which<br />
team, Appalachian St. or VMI<br />
will be Conference Champions.<br />
Until last Saturday there<br />
remained three teams in contention,<br />
Appalachian St., VMI<br />
and Richmond. However Appalachian<br />
St. eliminated Richmond<br />
leaving action this<br />
weekend to decide the title<br />
winner.<br />
The outcome of the East<br />
Carolina (3-2, 7-3) — VMI (4-1,<br />
6-4) game will determine<br />
whether VMI or ASU wins the<br />
league crown. Should the<br />
Keydets prevail it would bring;<br />
the S. C. title to Lexington forthe<br />
first time since 1962. An<br />
ECU victory would give the title<br />
to Appalachian St., who completed<br />
their season last<br />
weekend. East Carolina<br />
defeated William and Mary 31-<br />
10; while VMI beat Colgate 31-14<br />
last Saturday. The Pirates have<br />
never lost to the Keydets, but<br />
come Saturday in Lexington,<br />
<strong>Virginia</strong>, VMI will be Southern<br />
Conference Champions.<br />
William and Mary (1-3, 3-7)<br />
Mother's<br />
Pizza Shop<br />
ABC on & off 007595<br />
5-7 p.m.<br />
HAPPY HOURS<br />
MONDAY-THURSDAY<br />
DRAFT BEER<br />
y2 PRICE<br />
Good Place To Meet & Eat<br />
Keydets Always Welcome<br />
meets Richmond (3-2, 5-4)<br />
Saturday in Richmond's Dust<br />
Bowl. The Spiders saw their<br />
title hopes disappear last<br />
weekend as App. St. beat Richmond<br />
14-13; while W&M lost to<br />
ECU 31-10. The Spiders are ripe<br />
fw an upset after losing to ASU<br />
and should the Indians<br />
eliminate the turnovers of last<br />
weekend look for William and<br />
Mary to win.<br />
Citadel (2-4, 3-7) travels to<br />
Davidson (0-2, 2-6) to meet the<br />
hapless Wildcats. The Bulldogs<br />
defeated Furman 24-0; while<br />
Davidson held on to beat<br />
Defiance 28-20 this past<br />
Saturday. Citadel will close<br />
their season on a winning note<br />
as Davidson will not be able to<br />
stop Andrew Johnson.<br />
Outside the Conference,<br />
Furman (2-4, 5-5) is on the road<br />
against Wake Forest.<br />
VMI BASKETBALL<br />
1974-75<br />
Opener<br />
SAT. 30 VIRGINIA TECH<br />
December<br />
Thu. 5 at Appalachian<br />
Tue. 10 at East Carolina<br />
SAT. 14 RICHMOND<br />
January<br />
Sat. 4 at Middle Tennessee<br />
Mon. 6 1<br />
Tue. 7 1<br />
at Senior Bowl Tourney<br />
Sat. 11 at Richmond<br />
MON. 13 CITADEL<br />
WED. 15 CHRIS NEWPORT<br />
SAT. 18 TOWSON STATE<br />
MON. 20 BETHANY<br />
WED. <strong>22</strong> WILLIAM & MARY<br />
SAT. 25 EAST CAROLINA<br />
MON. 27 APPALACHIAN<br />
THU. 30 SHEPHERD<br />
February<br />
Mon. 3 at George Washington<br />
WED. 5 BRIDQEWATER<br />
Sat. 8 at Citadel<br />
TUE. 11 DAVIDSON<br />
SAT. IS OLD DOMINION<br />
Wed. 19 at William & Mary<br />
SAT. <strong>22</strong> FURMAN<br />
WED. 28 VA. WESLEYAN<br />
Sports<br />
Quips<br />
VMI placed fourth Saturday<br />
in the Southern Conference<br />
swimming and diving relay<br />
team championships. East<br />
Carolina won 9 of the 12 events<br />
to win the Championships.<br />
The Pirates accumulated 574<br />
points, followed by Richmond<br />
with 376. The Spiders captured<br />
both diving events in the<br />
tournament.<br />
William and Mary placed<br />
third with 312 points, VMI had<br />
232, Appalachian State had <strong>22</strong>6,<br />
Furman had 164, and Davidson<br />
had 156.<br />
Football — The Star City<br />
Football Classic will be played<br />
in Roanoke on Nov. 30. The AU-<br />
Star game will be played at 1:30<br />
p.m. at Victory Stadium.<br />
Representing VMI will be Jay<br />
<strong>New</strong>comer on defense, while on<br />
the offensive team the Keydets<br />
will have Tony Farry, Andy<br />
Dearman, Allen Morgan and<br />
Ronnie Norman.<br />
The game is being sponsored<br />
by the Cave Spring Jaycees<br />
with proceeds going for the<br />
establishment of a state-wide<br />
mental retardation<br />
rehabilitation center.<br />
gtM^fHBPfPPpfffBBBBIH<br />
Basketball - The 1974-75<br />
basketball season opens<br />
Saturday, Nov. 30 in the Field<br />
House as the <strong>Virginia</strong> Tech<br />
Gobbles met VMI. Although this<br />
IS over Thanksgiving Break,<br />
Let's Support the Roundballers!!!!!<br />
The Globetrotters are coming<br />
to the VMI Field House on<br />
December 4. Tickets may be<br />
obtained either at McCrum's<br />
Drugstore or the VMI Athletic<br />
Department.
<strong>Page</strong> 2, The VMI Cadet, <strong>November</strong> 15, 1974<br />
Date's Guide To Ring Figure<br />
Here it is Ring Figure and for<br />
many girls this will be the first<br />
exposure to a VMI dance. (For<br />
many girls it will also be the last<br />
at VMI!) We here at Post no. 5<br />
thought it might help you girls if<br />
we provided a little guide to<br />
make this whole seemingly<br />
senseless running around make<br />
a little sense. All you have to do<br />
is look under the class<br />
designation to see what you<br />
should do. (By the way at VMI<br />
Sr.'s are 1st, Jr.'s are 2nd, Soph<br />
are 3rd's and F'rosh's are rats.)<br />
1st class—If your date is a 1st<br />
classman forget it! There won't<br />
be any Ist's here. So, you are<br />
probably the butt of a cruel<br />
joke. But don't worry all you<br />
must do to avenge yourself is to<br />
promise that you will come to<br />
his Finals and then don't come.<br />
(Come to think of. though, if you<br />
are the type (hat normally gels<br />
stood up lor dales come up lor<br />
Finals. That should fix him.)<br />
2nd class—If you hadn't<br />
guessed this weekend is supposedly<br />
for the 2nd's. They get<br />
to run barracks for one<br />
weekend, holler at parades, get<br />
drunk, and... oh yes, get their<br />
class rings. To begin with you<br />
will be exposed to the ring<br />
presentation. Here all the 2nd's<br />
get their rings after they have<br />
all gotten them already. (This<br />
by the way is a fine example of<br />
the way everything is done<br />
here-sdrawkcab!) Then there is<br />
the parade. Now what ever you<br />
do go watch the parade. And,<br />
regardle.ss of the fact thai<br />
it is humanly impossible to pick<br />
one gray body out a thousand<br />
uray bodies tell him you saw<br />
iiim anyway. li he carries a<br />
.sabre act like you are impressed<br />
even if you aren't. Try<br />
not to mention the fact that he<br />
stuck the blade in the ground, or<br />
ask if that funny looking group<br />
behind him was supposed to run<br />
into the Physics Building he<br />
might get mad. What ever you<br />
do don'l tell him he looked cute<br />
and just nod your head, blink<br />
your eyes, and let him think<br />
your cute little brain understood<br />
the whole silly thing!<br />
About the Figure—When you<br />
leave the Ring try not to trip,<br />
drop your roses, or drop your<br />
now thoroughly plastered dale.<br />
Guide him through an arch,<br />
give him his ring, and kiss him.<br />
Don't gel too carried<br />
away—remember this is a G-<br />
rated show and there are many<br />
people waiting behind you. Try<br />
to stand up in those pointy shoes<br />
and please don't drop the Ring.<br />
He might not hit you there but<br />
remember you still have to face<br />
him at the motel. Now just walk<br />
to where that tape is on the floor<br />
and stand and stand and stand...<br />
Listen carefully for the name<br />
Zeugner. He is I he last man<br />
through the arch and it will be<br />
over. So back to the motel and<br />
get a good rest. You'll need it<br />
for tomorrow.<br />
The Game- Try very hard not<br />
to be offended by the Corps<br />
language after the scene at the<br />
motel last night you should<br />
Go<br />
Keydets<br />
Compliments of<br />
Frank's<br />
Delicatessen<br />
Germantown, Pa.<br />
realize we aren't all knights in<br />
white armor. Cheer when he<br />
does, boo when he does, and<br />
don't forget to stand up when<br />
(hey play "The Spirit."<br />
Roanoke—If you are studying<br />
Ancient Rome bring a pad and a<br />
pen. It is seldom one sees an<br />
orgy these days. Your date will<br />
be drunk long before the meal<br />
begins so you stay sober.<br />
(You'll be the only one there.)<br />
Be nice to all the obnoxious<br />
drunks and smile alot. Try to<br />
remain cool when your date<br />
starts dancing on the table and<br />
it will nol be considered rude of<br />
you if you do nol join in Chug a<br />
Lug Contests or Old Yells. Put<br />
him away before the place<br />
closes and hope he hasn't invited<br />
his BR's over to a party at<br />
3 a.m.<br />
Above all be kind and act like<br />
you are having a good time.<br />
Some drunks cry when they feel<br />
hurt.<br />
P. S. If your date is a third, all<br />
we can say is who cares.<br />
_<br />
^ ONE NIGHT ONLY<br />
Wednesdoy Night- Dec. 4, 8:00 P.M.<br />
McCnims Drug Store<br />
TICKETS NOW ON SALE AT:-<br />
DARTBOARD<br />
Capt. Ritchie, don't you think<br />
you ought to get more sleep or<br />
at least sell that film to some<br />
poor insomniac.<br />
Yes. Mike Martino, even if the<br />
OG is responsible for getting the<br />
flags up, don't get upset, that's<br />
just another VMI good deal.<br />
To the couple in front of<br />
Mallory Hall last Sat. night in<br />
the slalionwagon we know<br />
about vou loo.<br />
VMI fieMhouse<br />
VMI Athletic Office<br />
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