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...it is with deepest happiness that i have 2 announce d passing<br />

away of my political ambition....stand up comedy n yoruba<br />

comedy movie acting have both arrested me ........signed n<br />

authorized by d African Vanilla himself, Sunnydelight lomo<br />

...Damicratic One<br />

Blazing Bee: African vanilla ko<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..my friend, bounce commot like a basketball jorr..lol<br />

Rich Mod: nice....remember alabi yellow???lmao<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: remember? ..lwkmd..that was 1 of d names a couple of pple<br />

used 2 call me when i was a kid..such a terrible experience then...later on, i even wanted<br />

2 change my name 2 dat..Mr Yellow...yes boss<br />

Blazing Bee: dammyyy emi na<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..u knw im always serious abt unseriousness...Ruth<br />

Benemesia Opia, it's just a joke now..o da o, no bounce then..spread ur wings like d<br />

super eagles then..oh wait, wrong example sef...at least u get d point, abi<br />

Blazing Bee: lol i think i do<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: correct gal..u chop smarties jare...that's y i gbadun u...in a


otherly way ni o..4 d olusho agutans, who shorr my lovelife<br />

Guvnor J-r: Hi, did U say "Sunnydelight homo....sorry lomo"? Wetin e mean? Congrats<br />

all d same.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..bros, abeg no advertise everywhere now...lol...u go make<br />

pple dey send me inbox msgs asking me if ur prophecy na true....i go repeat am here, na<br />

woman i gbadun from day 1...eyin damilettes mi da sef...lol<br />

Makinde Azeez Ayobami: man youth congrat on dt brief 3-0<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hahahahaha..thank u jare my broda..u sef c say i no broadcast<br />

d result today...i dey wait till weekend after dem finish ARSaulting ur boiz..lol<br />

Makinde Azeez Ayobami: Damy, now u r begining to dream....Make we no make<br />

mouth....Lets wait and see....<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: LMAO<br />

Indomie INSTANT noodles n I r wishin u a happy labor day<br />

weekend...oya gerrrout<br />

Olagunju Fatima OMG osh! Dam dam wot in heavens name is dis, for a minute der i<br />

tot micheal jackson had resurected. Lolllzzz *i cant laugh o* Sick dude, absoLutely sick,<br />

dat wot u are, pishaun for u. Lollz


M<br />

Habeeb Adebisi Damiiii... Smh!<br />

Julianah Olla-Modupe omg Dammy wat is dis...<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol eyin pple, I hv bn framed ooo..dis must b an<br />

imposter..whoever is behind dis will b severely dealt with...hmmm..I dey vex<br />

Olagunju Fatima ish.....4 u, liarr lier<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol I haven't lied since exactly 2 wks ago<br />

Bafs Folami Ride on.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Thank u ooo my broda...erin checkin lol<br />

Ogunlusi Gbenga i hope you have more enegy than two minutes noodles<br />

Pheobe Opekelomo Olusola ????????<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

Cuz mi...wit powerhorse, redbull, n aboniki, I dey kampe<br />

Duppsie bootymama, y d ibeere?...hope I hv bn able to confuse u sha?<br />

Ogunsanya Micheal fine boy<br />

Yinka Junior ur swaggz no dey sleep<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

Michael..ose jare...<br />

Yinka, na 24/7, 48/14<br />

Ibraheem Dosunmu guy, watch this man; ibo lon tobi lo<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara I jst knew it...I knw say Ibraheem's comments no go pass<br />

weight issue.may b u b fitness guru, I no knw for u...fyi, I dey tobi till my stomach<br />

touches d moon..hopin to read anoda weight comment from u by dis time next yr<br />

Ibraheem Dosunmu lol, haha... see u at the reunion, bringing a PIN;Bursting a ball<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol..oya insho, oya insho..jeka losibe..ka losibe..c u in dec by<br />

God's grace...I hail oooo<br />

Ibraheem Dosunmu que sere sera, am bringing a nail and a hammer...how ur side<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol oya na..u wan re-enact d nailin on d cross, abi? Lol..my<br />

side dey, bro..ose gan..family n I just dey consoligbadun for new jersey...hw urside as<br />

well? Family nko? N dat ur wife?..<br />

Ibraheem Dosunmu dat my wife wey u know? eku igbadun do u still comb only half<br />

part of your hair?<br />

Yinka Junior lol......................don't know what to say... Am just speechless bro<br />

Tinuade Ogunnoiki you ds naughty boi again<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Tinu steve urkel face of africa, u cum find me for here again,<br />

abi..u dis human GPS...gerrout jare<br />

Tinuade Ogunnoiki Dami, me abi, dnt wori d rest na 4 ur spoilt brat<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol....oya maabinu, dia mi...kiss kiss<br />

Tinuade Ogunnoiki Okay fwndshp MMƸ make I check wella . I must check<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Tinu, maa dolohun joor...Fatima is on her period...<br />

Ayiba-Lahyefa Daintee Igoniwari Ini OMG! Dammie, why r u like this? Lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Hahahahahahahahah this pic don expire...


Mi o le pe Jahbless ni omo jamaica..joo ooo<br />

Ibrahim Babalola: Emi le fi engine oil din dodo<br />

Awe Temitope Oluwatosin: mi o le se guarantor fun malu. . .jooo o o o…dami,hw u<br />

dey n hw is life?<br />

Ibrahim Babalola: Emi o le fi acid tamba o!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

my Babalicious bro, how u dey?...fam nko?...i just dey crack up mehn...i like that acid<br />

one..lol<br />

Tope...hahahahahahahah nice 1, my broda..no body fit b guarantor 4 malu true<br />

true..lol....i dey o my broda, i just gentle 4 dis side..thank u 4 checking on me...how u<br />

dey?..fam nko?..i appreciate d luv, bro<br />

Tosyn Cheazy Oluyombo: Lol<br />

Ibrahim Babalola: Emi o le fi indomie se koinkoin o!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol...mi ole ni parole pelu granny...jo ooooo<br />

Bola Olajide Omodara: Omo!!!!! Emi o le fi egbo se fried rice joooooo. Hw u dey<br />

broda? Lol<br />

Akin Tunde: emi gan le fi alomo mu gari........D A M Y.<br />

Awe Temitope Oluwatosin: micheal jackson wa si labe orun joo oo …gud to hear 4rm<br />

u dami.hw mumsy?<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

Bros Jydo....se pe e gbonpa e ?...lol...Bross mi, mo wa o, mo gentle gan...awon aunty ati<br />

awon aburo mi nko?..my regards 2 them...<br />

Tunde...na lie jorr..se b na u...u fit use anything drink gari..mo paro ni?..lol<br />

my bro, Topsy...lol...mumsy dey o, my broda..she dey chill 4 naija but i'll def send ur<br />

regards...thank u bro<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: mi ole lo bleaching cream fi cream body mi...jo ooo<br />

Yinka Junior: Gbabe joooo<br />

Oladipe Victor: ooo sure ore?<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..yes o, arakunrin mi, mo sure bi sure roll-on<br />

Yinka Junior: Mì òle fá wéré lòyàn jòó. Mi òlè wòò søkøtø no zip without boxers on<br />

bodi-hug loo si church. . .Use thiz1 go sleep,….mi o nife lo ko swiming ni bar-beach<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol...Junior o funny mehn...<br />

Bola Olajide Omodara: We r all cool , broda.....lol. But mi o le fi cobra se pillow oooo.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..emi gan ole pe dami ati tire moto ni identical<br />

twins....jo..oooo<br />

Bukola Omodara- Atunwa: Dami u are cracking me up lol ......with all the mi o<br />

le.....nice one bro. Niger here he comes.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: tell dem o, egbon...e se jare... obinrin o le fi mi shako..jo<br />

oooo


Na real blast from the past mehn...miss my afro<br />

Yemmy Adeyiga nice!!!<br />

Kehinde Kasim lol<br />

Wale Akinyeye Na nutty professor u resemble here oh! Lol........<br />

Abulude Kayode Kaykay Prof prof,u b lyk persn wey dey collect hn sweet..<br />

Damilare Awopetu Nice<br />

Emi E Tino Ogunmokun Oyinbo pepper dey do afro?<br />

Pheobe Opekelomo Olusola hehehe<br />

Moyosore Babalola wetin be dis man! Chai!!! LOL BIG TIME!!!!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

Yemmy..ose bro...double tuale<br />

Kehinde..no b my fault na..u c wetin love for jackson five make me do..<br />

Wale...lmaoo. Hercules..hercules<br />

Justina Okolie Helo dis 1 mak sense o<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Haahahah Kayode...I just dey vex for here ooo..it took me<br />

forever to comb my hair<br />

Dare...thank u bro...I gbadun u ooo<br />

My pafoom jelly...once upon a time....yes ooo..na 9 months hair b dis..infact I want my<br />

hair back ooo<br />

Duppsie lomo...I get natural hair pass u ooo..u wan try am<br />

Moyo..lmaooo..u wey dey talk, u sef no get afro nt too long ago ni..gbam<br />

Justina....infact u r 2 gbaski..u sef jasi dada..ose padi mi<br />

Justina Okolie But i tink ur new luk is beta oyinbo pepper<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lmaooo @ Justina..me too..this was taken when I was like


17...I no fit GROW HAIR like dis again sef..I don dey pari..my hair dey gradually turn<br />

to "u" shaped block<br />

Justina Okolie Tak care an i would lvu 2 hear 4 u soon o o o<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Most def hun..will call u...better yet, c u really really<br />

soooooon by God's grace<br />

Justina Okolie Amen o<br />

Abby-Sola Aina OH MY GOD,looooooooooooool<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol...Kenny, no cause for alarm oooo<br />

Ben Giua U gotta bring it back along with some funk music to go with it!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol..nah, bro...I can't bring it back..gradually losin my hair n<br />

I'm nt ready for some hair growth product..lol<br />

Oje Adetomilola Hmmmh,ma egbon na confirm blast 4d past be ds o. Old skul.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara Lol...4u2nv, I hail ooo, my dear sis..se o wapa?<br />

Ben Giua Classic style. All you need now is a 1979 Mercedes 450SL with the top down.<br />

Then, that would be real classic!<br />

Folayan Yinka Wanted by the cops!!!! CASH REWARD of $5,000 awaits who ever<br />

finds this guy in the picture....dial 2400009999.....not 911 ooo.....<br />

Oladayo Olabiyi lol<br />

Amarachi Okolie oooopzzzz....Mi damicratic??? Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh....ma eyez just<br />

turnd upsyd down..#winkz#<br />

Dolly Pompiro tbt<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

@Ben..lol..I'd rather have a classic "panel van" ride<br />

@Yinka...weirey..na who get number? Hope not dt transversite sha.Lol<br />

@Dayo..u sef c am<br />

@Ama..lol my Amarica, hw ur eyes go turn upside down..r u "the undertaker"?<br />

@Pompiro..wetin tbt mean joor..na tbs I knw<br />

Amarachi Okolie lol..@ dami...jzt cant bliv u kept afro b4...Wel am nt undataker...rada<br />

"i can fly..n i steal d show"<br />

Dolly Pompiro throw back thursday#tbt#<br />

Olayinka Ayobami Olutola lmfao... tito jackson<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara<br />

@Ama..na today?..think I had an afro when I was a year old too...oya close ur mouth<br />

joor, no let fly enta<br />

@Pompiro..ok I get bro..d only thing b say it's nt THURSDAY ...<br />

@ Yinka..lol smh..gerrrout


SUGGESTION BOX...my next hair do......leave my afro as it is<br />

(5 months plus n counting), go completely bald (now that would<br />

b a first), or turn d afro into Kid's (of Kid n Play fame) hair<br />

style?.....kinda leaning towards d last one<br />

Jayeola Papingo Odunewu: do gallas..lol<br />

Ben Giua: Ever tried waves?<br />

Az Olubukola: do dada now abi na dread locks den dey call am, oma fit e gon, you no<br />

say you resemble oyinbo you con con be like white bob marley...its going to look<br />

good..lol<br />

Ben Giua: Or, just keep the afro, andd change it around like 1970's style<br />

Lawal Drebaba Damilare: do layers lol<br />

Sonya Anderson: Locs<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

PAPPY....u'll b d one 2 do gallas..lol<br />

BEN...yeah, tried waves b4.. d 70's style not bad though...watching "good times" makes<br />

me wanna do it<br />

BUKKY...hahahahahahahahahahonce tried dada like 3 yrs ago...removed it 6 days after<br />

my sis put it on my head..lol<br />

LAWI...hahahahahahahahahahaha layers?...hell no<br />

SONYA...noooooooooooooooo....most Nigerian pple once tot i was a lady..lol...so<br />

picture me with locs....my fam's gonna pray n fast 4 me..lol<br />

Ajayi Afolabi: try obama<br />

Sonya Anderson: If they thought you was lady that don't have to do wit ya hair style.<br />

Lol I know Nigerian that have locs. He look like man. Lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

AFO...d old style..or d newer gray-er one?..lol<br />

SONYA...trust me, b4 i started growing beards i looked like a lady...i have a couple of<br />

"wall of shame" pics....pple used 2 tag me as "she is a boy"..lol....will think abt it<br />

though...but if Nigerian pple mistakenly call me a lady, then it's ur fault..lol<br />

Sonya Anderson: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well you can't just keep growing a fro n do nothing<br />

wit it!<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: LMAO...as a kid back in 1992, i once asked a barber 2<br />

gimme d bobby brown look...but d dude did rubbish with my hair..n asked me if i liked<br />

it...boy, was i pissed<br />

Sonya Anderson: Lmao!!!!!!! U got pics of that so I can laugh?<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hell no... if i had it, i'd nvr post it..i have got a rep 2 protect, u<br />

knw...lol<br />

Sonya Anderson: LOL!!!!!!!! Just describe it! U went school like dat? LOL<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol...it was just a stupid round cut..it made me look like a


all...n then d barber kept smiling as if everything was good...lol..thinking abt it now, im<br />

glad i didn't have BB's hairstyle...im sure d skool officials would have cut it anyway..lol<br />

Sonya Anderson: Yeah I would have give u a ticket for it thena court date for jail time!<br />

LOL that why I want to see it. Its never too late for a ticket for fashion<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol...just 4 u, i'll probably do a crazy hair do...n then post it<br />

here...after winter though..lol<br />

Sonya Anderson: Lol aii<br />

Hollageeday Sobande: u dis boy<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: lol..Jydo<br />

Bukola Omodara- Atunwa: Afro ni<br />

Olaleye Seyi Ola: try some funk punk with nice curved friction, it's like two step layer's<br />

but very cool.<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara:<br />

EGBON..lol, yeah i knw u'd want 2 keep d fro<br />

SEYI...lol...it would make me uglier than i already am<br />

Keemex Oladele: YOU LOOK CUTE<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: thank u, keemex...i appreci8 alot<br />

Manny Trader: You should go Jerry Curl dude! Bust out the "Soul Glo"! lol<br />

Damilola Dele Omodara: hahahahahahaha..U r nt serious, man


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