Class of 2011 - St John Villa Academy

By: Jasmine Cira, Grade 8 and Deven Markase, Grade 7
1.) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass
2.) Why are they called “apartments” if they are connected
3.) How do you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic
4.) If your seat can become a floatation device, why can’t the airplane become a boat
5.) Why do people say it’s a nice day in the summer but complain it’s way too hot
6.) If a Smurf is choking, what color does he turn
7.) Why is a completed building still called “building” since it’s already built
8.) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection
9.) If a 24 hour convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are
there locks on the doors
10.) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers
By: Angelo D’Angelo and John Rini, Grade 7
Villa Baseball
Unfortunately the baseball team did not win any baseball games at ALL, and they
are not playing anymore A division games.
Villa Track
Track was the total opposite of baseball. They were great. The last track meet
was on Saturday, May 21. Runners from Staten Island and other boroughs competed.
On Monday, June 20 The Roadrunners club met at Villa
and everyone had a blast! Page 12