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<strong>May</strong> <strong>2011</strong> Kangaroo Valley Voice www.kangaroovalley.nsw.au Page 5<br />

Bill Lawson in the high “nineties”<br />

The celebrations for Bill Lawson’s 98th<br />

birthday were arranged with a large<br />

element <strong>of</strong> surprise.<br />

Bill thought he was going to a small lunch<br />

at the Bowling Club with a “few <strong>of</strong> the<br />

family” but his daughter Fay Martin had<br />

different plans and the secrecy about the<br />

birthday get together was maintained until<br />

Bill entered the club.<br />

He realised straight away what was happening<br />

and after the initial gruff grunt he was pleased to<br />

welcome many <strong>of</strong> his old friends and employees<br />

to the occasion.<br />

Included in the party were two <strong>of</strong> Bill’s former<br />

apprentices, one <strong>of</strong> whom Bernard Condon, in<br />

1957 went on to win the title <strong>of</strong> NSW Apprentice<br />

<strong>of</strong> the year in 1957 (see photograph below).<br />

From left Bernard Condon (apprentice), Bill<br />

Lawson (Master) and F.O.Moorhouse<br />

presenter <strong>of</strong> the Apprentice award in 1957<br />

Another side <strong>of</strong> maturity<br />

Someone reminded me, so I'm<br />

reminding you, too.<br />

Don't laugh.... it is all true!<br />

Perks <strong>of</strong> reaching 50 or being older than 60<br />

and heading towards 70 or beyond!<br />

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.<br />

2. In a hostage situation,you are likely to be<br />

released first.<br />

3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.<br />

4. People call at 9 pm (or 9 am) and ask, 'Did I<br />

wake you'<br />

5. People no longer view you as a<br />

hypochondriac.<br />

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.<br />

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.<br />

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.<br />

9.. You can live without sex but not your<br />

glasses.<br />

10. You get into heated arguments about<br />

pension plans.<br />

11. You no longer think <strong>of</strong> speed limits as a<br />

challenge.<br />

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no<br />

matter who walks into the room.<br />

13. You sing along with elevator music.<br />

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.<br />

15. Your investment in health insurance is<br />

finally beginning to pay <strong>of</strong>f.<br />

16. Your joints are more accurate<br />

meteorologists than the weather service.<br />

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends<br />

because they can't remember them either.<br />

18. Your supply <strong>of</strong> brain cells is finally down<br />

to a manageable size.<br />

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.<br />

Editor’s note: I know who sent me this.Thanks<br />

Above: Bill Lawson with daughter Fay Martin<br />

Far left: Bill with long time Valley friend and<br />

identity Derek Lucas, enjoys a celebratory ale<br />

while moving gently down memory lane.<br />

Left: Joan Good, Chris Maguire and<br />

Joan Bray share Bill’s day<br />

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