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Brochick Code<br />

Thou shall not cock block a bro.<br />

Thou shall not share a bro's secrets; especially not with a bro's +1.<br />

Thou shall not, purposefully, make a bro's +1 jealous.<br />

Thou shall not steal a bro's +1 for some [sexy] brochick on chick action,<br />

unless the bro gives his approval.<br />

Thou must pretend to obey a bro's command, while really not, unless it's<br />

absolutely important, like being forced to give a brochick opinion on what a<br />

brochick is. >_><br />

And that wraps up all our brotips for this issue. Remember to read our other<br />

tips, despite the long reading, we all know you bros need us bros to lead you<br />

in the right direction.<br />

Peace, pizza, hoes, & bros<br />

Special thanks to Sara for featuring us bros. Fangirls for keeping us flying high<br />

by inflating our egos: Marie & Secret . Our girls -- Violet & Stella for calming<br />

down the craziness of our broness [we love you, lots.] And last, but not least,<br />

all you bros out there that love us for us. Any comments, questions, random<br />

shit, fangirl/boy gushing -- attack either Mirky or Legacy; the dudes who took<br />

time out of their day to assemble this brotipz for all of you.<br />

[Peace, pizza, hoes, & bros.]<br />

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