3. Does Size Matter?
5. Dr. Love - Need advice? Ask the dr.
6 & 7. Fanboy/girl Love Mail & Interview
8. Tips - What’s the best way to get the most out of the
9. Gossip - We know it and you’re the first to hear it!
10 & 11. Carry It With Pride - How to deal with a broken
12—16. Bro-tips with Mirky & Legacy featuring the
original Brochick, Rinni
17. Cover feature interview with Krystal
So we asked some of you what you thought about the size of a girls
breasts or a mans penis. The e-size. Here is what y’all said:
Personally, if its all natural then i have no issue with it, implants on
the other hand are a waste of monies i say. As the human body is how
'fate' deemed you to look so why make it unnatural?
Not to me personally no. Age old saying. Size does not matter'. To
me that goes for breasts too.
Definitely not and I’m is sick of seeing 8" 12" 16" cock
it gets annoying.
To some, penis size might matter, and maybe it does. But I personally
think that it doesn't. There are guys that have huge penises that don't
know anything about how to give a girl pleasure. They think they
might, but they really don't. And then there are other guys who
might be what some people call small and can send a girl to the moon
with orgasms. So, bigger is not always better.
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When people ask questions of love and struggle to pull the right moves, Dr. Love will
help you on your way to achieving all that you thought impossible on the love side of
First question of the day, How do I get laid?
After careful consideration of the appropriate method, I say that you ought to be making
bold yet subtle movements towards the desired target, making sure to first find
out of they are free or otherwise occupied. As sitting at a table staring at them is just
likely to creep them out, some appreciate forwardness, others to not, some may say
women to be like Russian Roulette. Due to the total randomness of their actions and
nature, text my good friend Sara if this doesn't work for you.
Next question: How do I make people like me?
Well that’s a tough one as a lot of the people are different, both men and women are
attracted to people that just act themselves, some like cocky and independent people,
where as others may like the complete opposite. There is no formula for love so i say
just be yourself and things should fall into place steadily, some of you may be thinking
its harder than it looks but in actual fact if you want people to like you its really
easy, so best of luck to you.
Here’s an interesting question, Is it wrong to have pets/masters while married?
Personally I’m not too sure out to answer that one, it really depends on the people involved,
whether the spouse would allow such a thing and be willing to share their lovers
body. Id say it were fine as long as spouses needs came before the masters/pets,
unless of cause the spouse is one of those two, even then it shouldn't change.
Remember to keep the questions coming (text Sara with dr. love as subject) and I will
answer then in next months Magazine, till then toodledo!
So you are a fan of someone? Want to show your love and
admiration? Then send them love mail or shout outs into the
magazine. (Text Sara). Below are some shout outs /mail already
and I, /Sara interviewed Mirky and Legacy to see
what it was like having a fan and why
they have them. Hope you enjoy!
Dear Mirky, Legacy, and Violet,
You three are amazing. You make it
fun and awesome to be here at the club. You make me smile
and make my time here worth it. I love you guys and love
my club. Legacy and Mirky, I don't think there isn't a day I
login where I’m not laughing at some point or another. I’m
proud to be your guys fan girl. I love you all.
kisses and hugs
Interviews on next page!
Sara: So what do you think girls like most about you?
Legacy: Apparently my handwriting now. Haha, just kidding. Uh, my ability to goof off.
Sara: What makes you a Legacy?
Legacy: What makes me a legacy? My way of spreading shit, causing a riot with Mirk. But I guess I used
Legacy because it's not a legitimate name.
Sara: Do you hold any duties for your fangirl/boy? Like expect things of them?
Legacy: Attack me with love whenever I walk in. Then swoon, and stuff. Typical fangirl/boy behavior.
Sara: How would you feel if one of your fans ever fell in love with you?
Legacy: Let them down gently, if I couldn't reciprocate their feelings.
Sara: Most of all and last question. What’s the most fun thing out of having all these fans?
Legacy: Being able to not have a moment of boredom. Always the life of the party, because they're always
Sara: What do you think a girl likes most about you?
Mirky: I'm a very entertaining individual. I don't mean to sound conceited, but I'm very fun to be around,
as I'm sure anyone who has seen me around can tell you. I'm very exciting and random, you never
know what I'm going to do next, just that it's gon' be fun.
Sara: So do you have any expectations of your fangirl/boy?
Mirky: All I expect of a Fangirl/Boy is that I recieve the lurve from them. How they express it is his/her
own deal. Whether it's automatic servitude (in exchange for items from me) from a Fanboy like Legacy
to the kind, loving compliments and huggles from a Fangirl like you, Sara. I guess I expect my fans to
be themselves around me, and to show that they care.
Sara: How would you feel if one of your fans ever fell in love with you?
Mirky: I'd be flattered, but I'd have to respectfully decline. Sorry ladies, but I'm taken. ;D Violet's my girl,
and I love her. I'd think it was adorable, but I'd discourage it. But if it were to happen, I won't make it
awkward. I'd treat said fan with the care and respect he/she deserved.
Sara: Out of all the names you could have, why Mirky?
Mirky: Oh Man. . . Let's see. . . that was like, 5 sites ago xD back in the old days of Eragonlive. I chose
the name Mirkwood, which was actually an LOTR reference. A friend on there (Lauren on TY) nicknamed
me "Mirky" and I've been using that ever since.
Sara: Most of all and last question. What’s the most fun thing out of having all these fans?
Mirky: *Chuckle* I guess it's just hanging with them ;d I love to be around my fans. They are so much
fun and I love 'em all. And all the unconditional love and adoration doesn't hurt either >.> xD
Alright, So you might be having trouble staying alive,
huh? Or, you might be wondering any other tips that
you haven't heard of. Well let's start off with the basics.
For those who are just starting, get a weapon and
armor. Go to the Weapons/Armor and get the highest
level you can buy. Now that you have a weapon, go to
the dance floor and dance! When you have a lot of dollars
and diamonds, go get a cool ride. Go to the Auto
Dealer and pick the most expensive one that you can
find. This will prevent you from dying a lot. Also,
when on the dance floor, dance with skills. This will
give you the most experience for each turn. Hopefully,
this will help you level up faster.
Trouble in Paradise :
From this persons eyes it appears to be trouble in paradise for lovers Astovidatu and
Lexi whom are expecting a baby. Recent events with Astovidatu becoming the pet to
Marie seems to have pushed a wedge between the lovers and parents to be and there
has been noticeable changes to them before for this. Will they live happily ever after
or is this the beginning of the end and will Astovidatu and Marie becomes lovers next.
Only time will tell.\
So, let's get the scoop on a couple of our friends shall we? Our first friend is Sam.
This is one friendly guy! His best friends are Cassy, Sara, Matilda, and Akasha. He's a
real conversationalist, which he admits to being a flaw as well as an asset. He really
dislikes when people pretend to be someone they're not. He admits to having few disputes
with a couple of people about this topic, but he says that later after the dispute,
he regrets a lot of what he says. So please, for the sake of this loveable guy, don't
The next person is Grace. This little girl is more than what she lacks to show. She's
Black and white at the same time. But, where that line between Black and White is, is
jagged and always changing. An example is that she "doesn't like to interact, but
(she) enjoy(s) observing people, figuring them out." Now, this might sound creepy,
but she just likes to figure out how certain people are. If you approach her, odds are
she won't talk. But don't be too hasty. Odds are after that, she won't ever talk to you.
Lately I have been thinking of many things of life. Simple things as waking up in the
morning, enjoying a meal or having a nice vacation are acts of miracles, but we forget
that life is not a bed of roses. Though we wish it was a bed of roses, many of
us have to deal with heart break. Many times we find ourselves loving someone
more than ourselves, that person even writes and expresses their love towards our
person, then sudden they just stop. At this point many things go through your
mind, “Was I the problem?” “Was it my fault?” “What did I do wrong?!”
The first thing you need to do is STOP. Sit down and stop. I remember my first
break up, I started hyperventilating. Though that action did not solve anything and
it surely did not soothe me, I saw that I was in a hole in which I couldn’t get out.
When Bob broke my heart I was devastated, something low like never appearing
hit me hard because it doubted me and who I was. It was the wrong attitude to look
at things. I lurked to town, was depressed and got worse when I saw him with other
girls. Eventually I got over him and fell in love with another man. It took me longer
to trust him, yet he took my heart. As many people do, promise to not hurt me, yet
Mike did. He did not only cheat on me, he told me to my face that he loved it. Kind
of that song in which it says “I kissed a girl, and I liked it”, partly I was glad he liked
kissing girls, but not others that was not me.
Again I lurked thru the streets of Tynastera depressed. I wondered WHY on earth
people I love hurt me. Things I did, examined my attitude, and I fell into depression.
One day I was walking to town not noticing the beauty and accidentally tripped. I’ve
falling in front of Gemmie. Her caring voice was evident as she asked the reason
WHY I was so gloomy blue. Funny how it all happened though, it was the right
thing that I needed.
I told her what happened. Told her that and how I felt. Gemmie gave me her famous
grin and told me something like this “Wake up Miss E, feeling bad for a man
that broke your heart? Get over it; don’t make your life miserable because an idiot
broke your heart. Stand up. Don’t let a man control who you are.”
At first it seemed like a very… odd comment, for me at least thought it rested on my mind. I
thought about it for months and months. Why do I need to stand? This is when I came to the
conclusions when broken hearts incident happens:
Stand up, wash off.
Yes, Stand up. Your heart was broken by a person that claimed to love you, guess what
he never did. He did at first, but he “fell out of loving you?” Naah, he just didn’t MEAN
the “I love you” part. Mainly because the person LACKS the knowledge to the definition
of what LOVE is. Love is patient, kind, does not envy or boasts, it is not prideful, not
self-seeking. It is not easily angered, keeps no record of wrongs, does not delight in
evil and rejoices with the truth. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, and
always perseveres. LOVE never ever fails.
This means that LOVE perseveres. If he dumped you after one fight, he never knew that
love is all these things. No, I am not addressing that you never fight, fighting in a relationship
is normal, but what is most important is to accept and respect each other’s attitude.
Most importantly never dig up old records of wrong. “Git-get!” (forgive, forget!)
But that is other topic.
Stop! Stand up and wash off, it was not your fault. Be sure of who you are, and he knew
who you were, why change for someone? Do not. If he tells you “You’re too fat, I like
thin” might as well tell him “Goodbye”. No one should tell you to change. If you ever
EVER change, do it for yourself.
Learn from the experience; do not be foolish to be in another relationship without learning
from the last one.
Do not think of starting new relationship right away; give yourself some time to learn. I
had a relationship in which he never took the initiative of things. I had to pay my own
dinners, pick the restaurant and so on. He never bought me flowers, or chocolate. He
didn’t defend me and always critique me. I stopped him right there, and although he
claimed to love me, he never expressed so. I broke up with him… but learned because
I knew what I want and needed in the next relationship. Now you might want different
things, or similar, yet you need to learn what you can deal with and what you cannot
Take the break up with pride
Simple words, the person broke up with you? “His/her loss.” Don’t let THEM ruin your
groove. You were whole before him, you are whole after him! You are an awesome
person, I know; don’t let an idiot break who you are. His/her loss, stand tall and walk it
Follow this and see the change, don’t fret or frown, soon enough, LOVE will knock on
Brotips with Mirky & Legacy
Featuring "Rinnie", the original Brochick
Item up for discussion, article uno of Bro Code:
Bros before Hoes.
The origin of this most popular and most sacred of rules is simple:
it comes from the idea that the bond between two bros is stronger than that
between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than
Would you like to begin the discussion, broham?
Damn straight, broseph.
Basically, all my fellow bros/male specimen/penis-possessing-creatures out
there -- it is absolutely imperative that you must choose your bro before your
A bro will be there for you when you're drunk, when your girl isn't there for
A bro would be there for you when you decide to re-enact "Jackass".
A bro would be there for you when you go to the hospital with a broken pelvis
and concussion, laughing, because you totally fucked up the trick -- the fuck is
wrong with you man?
A bro would be there for you when your girl breaks up with you because
you've been spending too much time with your bros.
A bro would be there to buy you a prostitute when your girl leaves you.
So, why would you abandon your bro?
Straight up truth, broimanjaro.
However, the main issue with this is that all too often
a bro is left for a ho.
This is the stupidest move a bro could make.
It's like, breaking the golden rule for bro-ness. But, it happens way too
much. . . brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it.
Bros out there:
the only reason Bros should split because of a ho is if a wingman has
done his job and gotten that bro tail!
It's mutually understood in this situation why the bro is leaving, and the
wingman shouldn't be upset, because he did his job well. xD
But bros, think before you leave with your hos:
"Am I doing to brotherly thing?"
And contemplate a bro-less future if you break this foremost guideline
of being a bro.
Well said, bro-derick.
Now we all know that bros are to be good wingmen. It doesn't matter
what the situation, where the situation, or why the situation --
all bros must follow other bros blindly in the quest for booty.
I'll let you start this brotip off, bro.
Well, the quest to sleep with women is not best done alone. There needs to be
someone there to help you, to push her in the right direction, to give a good
That is what a wingman is.
The purpose of a wingman is to either:
introduce you, thus the:
"Have you met -insert bro-?" line;
or to be backup for your wild stories.
Say you tell the target chick a story in which you are a doctor, saved 30
orphans, and own a key to the city for being a public idol.
She ain't gonna believe you and that is where the wingman comes in.
His automatic agreeing and reassuring seals the deal in most cases.
Back to you, broseidon.
So, here are a few things that you, as a wingman, can do to ensure proper tail
for your bro (and you know you'll get the awesome, testosterone-fueled feeling
of satisfaction when your bro gets tail):
1. Never let your broman talk to landmines, grenades, or hippos. Dude, he's
drunk. Absolutely drunk, and steer him clear of this. But unless he is sober,
then you help him; which brings us to
2. Put your bro on a pedestal, and kiss his feet. At this moment, your bro is
GOD. With proper wording, every girl is convinced that your bro is almighty
3. If your bro has "dibbed" the girl, you cannot, under any circumstances of
wingman, steal the dibbed girl.
If you do, automatic broxecution. No exceptions.
And that, broski, leads us to the next brotastic topic.
Article 22 of the almighty Bro Code dictates:
There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a bro.
Now I know what all you testerone-pumping, penis-bearing macho bros out
there are thinking:
'Bro, Why even mention this? Chicks are chicks,
how could they be a good bro?'
Yes, it is an unconventional idea, since chicks to no have penises, and
therefore lack a key component to being a man.
However, in some cases, a chick is an excellent bro.
In fact, women can make the BEST wingmen. They can warn what type of
chick she'll be before a man would notice, therefore warding off a possible
She can fit the situation well, providing the jealousy factor.
A competitive chick might let a dude go if no one else is chasing them, but a
dude who seems to be making headway with a hottie seems like a challenge.
That could be key in getting a more competitive girl.
That aside, a woman is more likely to reassure another that you are a GOD
in the pedestal situation.
Now, to get the opinion of a sexy woman, since my bro here and I don't have
a feminine point of view, we have our very own original brochick, Rinnie,
here to comment on being a female bro. Take it away, Rinnie.
Thou shall not cock block a bro.
Thou shall not share a bro's secrets; especially not with a bro's +1.
Thou shall not, purposefully, make a bro's +1 jealous.
Thou shall not steal a bro's +1 for some [sexy] brochick on chick action,
unless the bro gives his approval.
Thou must pretend to obey a bro's command, while really not, unless it's
absolutely important, like being forced to give a brochick opinion on what a
brochick is. >_>
And that wraps up all our brotips for this issue. Remember to read our other
tips, despite the long reading, we all know you bros need us bros to lead you
in the right direction.
Peace, pizza, hoes, & bros
Special thanks to Sara for featuring us bros. Fangirls for keeping us flying high
by inflating our egos: Marie & Secret . Our girls -- Violet & Stella for calming
down the craziness of our broness [we love you, lots.] And last, but not least,
all you bros out there that love us for us. Any comments, questions, random
shit, fangirl/boy gushing -- attack either Mirky or Legacy; the dudes who took
time out of their day to assemble this brotipz for all of you.
[Peace, pizza, hoes, & bros.]
So we here at the magazine thought you’d all Like to meet one of the bitches
of the club. We featured her on the cover and figured we interview her for
some little one on one about hr. Hope you enjoy.
Magazine: What brought you to the club?
Krystal: Well my friend Jamison was first originally the one to find it and I of
course followed, then joined, deleted myself then finally asked if I could
come on since I was 17 and I was allowed but Sara and I liked it and helped
grab people to come join, it's a fun and easy going atmosphere most of the
time I suppose unless it gets rowdy.
Magazine: What do you like most about the club?
Krystal: It's peaceful and it's got a lot of great people there. There is always
something entertaining going on and it's a peaceful environment in a way.
Magazine: What made you wanna be the bartender?
Krystal: It's something to do and it's fun. I mean I can meet people that way
and it's pretty laid back plus I enjoy chatting with people and making drinks.
Magazine: Can you tell us one thing about you not many know. Something
interesting or juicy?
Krystal: I was once a rapist, then stripper now I am plain me and I don't date
men nor do I cyber men.
So that’s it. Hope you enjoyed. There will be another feature next month!
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