July 16, 2012 - Diocese of Altoona-Johnstown
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Page 14 The Catholic Register, <strong>July</strong> <strong>16</strong>, <strong>2012</strong><br />
Now Showing<br />
MITTENS AND HATS: Hannah (left) and Paige Baker place mittens<br />
and hats on the Jesse Tree at Our Lady <strong>of</strong> Mount Carmel Church in <strong>Altoona</strong><br />
on Monday, December 7. Items placed on the tree during Advent will be<br />
distributed by the parish’s Family Life Committee to underprivileged<br />
children through various social service agencies in Blair County. Third<br />
‘Madea’ Not At Her Best<br />
In Latest Franchise<br />
Offering From Perry<br />
Order Regular Franciscan Father Frank Scornaienchi is pastor.<br />
By Kurt Jensen<br />
Catholic News Service<br />
NEW YORK (CNS) --<br />
Madea, the familiar, frequently<br />
mixed-up, but mostly moral<br />
force <strong>of</strong> nature in a muumuu, has<br />
one <strong>of</strong> her weaker outings in the<br />
laboriously titled “Tyler Perry’s<br />
Madea’s Witness Protection”<br />
(Lionsgate).<br />
Perhaps the formula is<br />
spent. Certainly, the feisty old<br />
gal -- writer-director Perry himself,<br />
<strong>of</strong> course, in drag -- has lost<br />
much <strong>of</strong> her comic impact, even<br />
when she’s applying seemingly<br />
undiminished physical impact to<br />
get her points across.<br />
This time around, the setup<br />
is that Madea is sheltering a<br />
white family because her nephew<br />
Brian (also Perry), an Atlanta<br />
district attorney, has asked her to<br />
help them.<br />
George Needleman (Eugene<br />
Levy), it seems, has for years<br />
been the innocent front man for<br />
a corporate Ponzi scheme connected<br />
to organized crime. Facing<br />
fraud charges on a Bernard<br />
Mad<strong>of</strong>f scale and threatened by<br />
the mobsters as well, George<br />
needs a place to hide. What better<br />
spot, thinks Brian, than the<br />
house <strong>of</strong> his Aunt Madea?<br />
There, George is joined in<br />
Sunday Mass<br />
Broadcast Live from<br />
the Cathedral <strong>of</strong><br />
the Blessed Sacrament, <strong>Altoona</strong><br />
10:00 a.m. WFBG Radio, 1290 AM<br />
Sunday Mass Telecast<br />
Live from Saint John Gualbert Cathedral<br />
Downtown <strong>Johnstown</strong><br />
11 a.m. - Noon WWCP - TV FOX Channel 8<br />
Proclaim!<br />
10:30 a.m. (Early Edition 5:30 a.m.)<br />
A half - hour <strong>of</strong> local Church news and features<br />
seclusion by wife Kate (Denise<br />
Richards), batty mother Barbara<br />
(Doris Roberts) and disrespectful<br />
son and daughter Howie (Devan<br />
Leos) and Cindy (Danielle<br />
Campbell).<br />
Madea’s initial reluctance<br />
in the face <strong>of</strong> Joe’s plan is tempered<br />
by the $4,000 a month she<br />
will receive for her hospitality.<br />
The massive crime, we<br />
learn, has even touched nearby,<br />
since Jake (Romeo Miller),<br />
the son <strong>of</strong> Pastor Nelson (John<br />
Amos), invested the church’s<br />
mortgage fund in one <strong>of</strong> the<br />
scheme’s front companies, losing<br />
it all in the fallout.<br />
Perry doesn’t traffic in the<br />
tasteless racial humor his scenario<br />
might suggest. Instead, he<br />
sticks to the broader -- and wellworn<br />
-- theme <strong>of</strong> the cultural<br />
shock that ensues when stuffy<br />
Caucasians mingle with earthy<br />
black folks.<br />
Madea, as always, sums up<br />
the obvious: “How do you expect<br />
me to hide five white people<br />
in a neighborhood that don’t<br />
even have white cats or white<br />
cars? They’ll stick out like me<br />
at a Republican convention. Do<br />
I look like I likes Newt Ginger?”<br />
Trademark Perry themes <strong>of</strong><br />
respect for parents, adherence to<br />
one’s religious beliefs and selfconfidence<br />
carry the day. Madea<br />
advises the terrified Needleman,<br />
“I don’t let no one feel sorry<br />
for themselves in this house.”<br />
And the happy ending rushes in<br />
before you (or Madea) can proclaim,<br />
“Hallelujer!”<br />
The film contains slapstick<br />
violence as well as fleeting crass<br />
language and drug references.<br />
The Catholic News Service classification<br />
is A-III -- adults. The<br />
Motion Picture Association <strong>of</strong><br />
America rating is PG-13 -- parents<br />
strongly cautioned. Some<br />
material may be inappropriate<br />
for children under 13.<br />
Coming Up On ‘Proclaim!’<br />
CNS Photo/Lionsgate<br />
TYLER PERRY’S MADEA’S WITNESS PROTECTION: Tyler<br />
Perry and Eugene Levy star in a scene from the movie “Tyler Perry’s<br />
Madea’s Witness Protection.” The Catholic News Service classification<br />
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association <strong>of</strong> America<br />
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be<br />
inappropriate for children under 13. (CNS photo/Lionsgate<br />
Upcoming guests on “Keeping The Faith,” Bishop<br />
Mark L. Bartchak’s segment <strong>of</strong> “Proclaim!” will include:<br />
<strong>July</strong> 22 - - Deacon Tom Boldin <strong>of</strong> Saint John the<br />
Evangelist Parish in Bellefonte and Tony DeGol,<br />
Secretary for Communications, preview the upcoming<br />
outdoor Mass for married couples and the<br />
upcoming Wedding Anniversary Liturgies.<br />
<strong>July</strong> 29 - - Monsignor Michael Becker, pastor <strong>of</strong><br />
Saint John the Evangelist Parish in <strong>Altoona</strong> and<br />
coordinator <strong>of</strong> Campus Ministry, previews the upcoming<br />
outdoor Mass for students entering or returning<br />
to college.