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July 16, 2012 - Diocese of Altoona-Johnstown

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Page 14 The Catholic Register, <strong>July</strong> <strong>16</strong>, <strong>2012</strong><br />

Now Showing<br />

MITTENS AND HATS: Hannah (left) and Paige Baker place mittens<br />

and hats on the Jesse Tree at Our Lady <strong>of</strong> Mount Carmel Church in <strong>Altoona</strong><br />

on Monday, December 7. Items placed on the tree during Advent will be<br />

distributed by the parish’s Family Life Committee to underprivileged<br />

children through various social service agencies in Blair County. Third<br />

‘Madea’ Not At Her Best<br />

In Latest Franchise<br />

Offering From Perry<br />

Order Regular Franciscan Father Frank Scornaienchi is pastor.<br />

By Kurt Jensen<br />

Catholic News Service<br />

NEW YORK (CNS) --<br />

Madea, the familiar, frequently<br />

mixed-up, but mostly moral<br />

force <strong>of</strong> nature in a muumuu, has<br />

one <strong>of</strong> her weaker outings in the<br />

laboriously titled “Tyler Perry’s<br />

Madea’s Witness Protection”<br />

(Lionsgate).<br />

Perhaps the formula is<br />

spent. Certainly, the feisty old<br />

gal -- writer-director Perry himself,<br />

<strong>of</strong> course, in drag -- has lost<br />

much <strong>of</strong> her comic impact, even<br />

when she’s applying seemingly<br />

undiminished physical impact to<br />

get her points across.<br />

This time around, the setup<br />

is that Madea is sheltering a<br />

white family because her nephew<br />

Brian (also Perry), an Atlanta<br />

district attorney, has asked her to<br />

help them.<br />

George Needleman (Eugene<br />

Levy), it seems, has for years<br />

been the innocent front man for<br />

a corporate Ponzi scheme connected<br />

to organized crime. Facing<br />

fraud charges on a Bernard<br />

Mad<strong>of</strong>f scale and threatened by<br />

the mobsters as well, George<br />

needs a place to hide. What better<br />

spot, thinks Brian, than the<br />

house <strong>of</strong> his Aunt Madea?<br />

There, George is joined in<br />

Sunday Mass<br />

Broadcast Live from<br />

the Cathedral <strong>of</strong><br />

the Blessed Sacrament, <strong>Altoona</strong><br />

10:00 a.m. WFBG Radio, 1290 AM<br />

Sunday Mass Telecast<br />

Live from Saint John Gualbert Cathedral<br />

Downtown <strong>Johnstown</strong><br />

11 a.m. - Noon WWCP - TV FOX Channel 8<br />

Proclaim!<br />

10:30 a.m. (Early Edition 5:30 a.m.)<br />

A half - hour <strong>of</strong> local Church news and features<br />

seclusion by wife Kate (Denise<br />

Richards), batty mother Barbara<br />

(Doris Roberts) and disrespectful<br />

son and daughter Howie (Devan<br />

Leos) and Cindy (Danielle<br />

Campbell).<br />

Madea’s initial reluctance<br />

in the face <strong>of</strong> Joe’s plan is tempered<br />

by the $4,000 a month she<br />

will receive for her hospitality.<br />

The massive crime, we<br />

learn, has even touched nearby,<br />

since Jake (Romeo Miller),<br />

the son <strong>of</strong> Pastor Nelson (John<br />

Amos), invested the church’s<br />

mortgage fund in one <strong>of</strong> the<br />

scheme’s front companies, losing<br />

it all in the fallout.<br />

Perry doesn’t traffic in the<br />

tasteless racial humor his scenario<br />

might suggest. Instead, he<br />

sticks to the broader -- and wellworn<br />

-- theme <strong>of</strong> the cultural<br />

shock that ensues when stuffy<br />

Caucasians mingle with earthy<br />

black folks.<br />

Madea, as always, sums up<br />

the obvious: “How do you expect<br />

me to hide five white people<br />

in a neighborhood that don’t<br />

even have white cats or white<br />

cars? They’ll stick out like me<br />

at a Republican convention. Do<br />

I look like I likes Newt Ginger?”<br />

Trademark Perry themes <strong>of</strong><br />

respect for parents, adherence to<br />

one’s religious beliefs and selfconfidence<br />

carry the day. Madea<br />

advises the terrified Needleman,<br />

“I don’t let no one feel sorry<br />

for themselves in this house.”<br />

And the happy ending rushes in<br />

before you (or Madea) can proclaim,<br />

“Hallelujer!”<br />

The film contains slapstick<br />

violence as well as fleeting crass<br />

language and drug references.<br />

The Catholic News Service classification<br />

is A-III -- adults. The<br />

Motion Picture Association <strong>of</strong><br />

America rating is PG-13 -- parents<br />

strongly cautioned. Some<br />

material may be inappropriate<br />

for children under 13.<br />

Coming Up On ‘Proclaim!’<br />

CNS Photo/Lionsgate<br />

TYLER PERRY’S MADEA’S WITNESS PROTECTION: Tyler<br />

Perry and Eugene Levy star in a scene from the movie “Tyler Perry’s<br />

Madea’s Witness Protection.” The Catholic News Service classification<br />

is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association <strong>of</strong> America<br />

rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be<br />

inappropriate for children under 13. (CNS photo/Lionsgate<br />

Upcoming guests on “Keeping The Faith,” Bishop<br />

Mark L. Bartchak’s segment <strong>of</strong> “Proclaim!” will include:<br />

<strong>July</strong> 22 - - Deacon Tom Boldin <strong>of</strong> Saint John the<br />

Evangelist Parish in Bellefonte and Tony DeGol,<br />

Secretary for Communications, preview the upcoming<br />

outdoor Mass for married couples and the<br />

upcoming Wedding Anniversary Liturgies.<br />

<strong>July</strong> 29 - - Monsignor Michael Becker, pastor <strong>of</strong><br />

Saint John the Evangelist Parish in <strong>Altoona</strong> and<br />

coordinator <strong>of</strong> Campus Ministry, previews the upcoming<br />

outdoor Mass for students entering or returning<br />

to college.

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