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Top 10 Obvious Choicer<br />
Oh, the humanity:<br />
Help Wanted-The ObviousTM is now<br />
auditioning for a lead vocalist. Must<br />
'bernllvlgtotourmid~aurh<br />
Page/VM 31@58%4&!0. On the<br />
verge of qu<strong>as</strong>i-stardom,<br />
'IheObviousTM lose the key member<br />
I that sets them apart from, well, at<br />
1 le<strong>as</strong>t 5 or 6 other Grunge units. Just<br />
1 when they findy get a glowing<br />
review in <strong>SLUG</strong> for their Detached<br />
CDROM (on Hollywood's newest<br />
division of Mty, Gallstone<br />
'Records...or something). What?<br />
1 Nwermind-I missed another meet-<br />
; hgAnyway, theories abound on<br />
/ why Whats &Name bailed on Wt<br />
, Lake City's Rodc RebelsTM: He dead-<br />
' ed the band w<strong>as</strong> stifling his genius<br />
p and went solo (like, say, Siegfried is<br />
, stitling Roy?), his bd-thmg<br />
accidentally got slammed in the.<br />
!hunk of a vacationing Florida fami-<br />
\!hfs Suburban and he h<strong>as</strong>n't been seen<br />
%ce (could happen), he flipped out<br />
because he couldn't handle life on<br />
A<br />
he cad (you man that kiti"e<br />
/Psycho Guy thing w<strong>as</strong>n't an ad?)<br />
+lit ends-the list goes on and on. $o<br />
the helping hands here at <strong>SLUG</strong><br />
have meawhed, cr<strong>as</strong>s-referenced,<br />
and missed at le<strong>as</strong>t one episode of<br />
Mike & Maty to compile a list of the<br />
top ten candidates who absolutely<br />
have what it takes to fill the vacuum<br />
that is TheObviousTM did I say that<br />
right? Whatever.<br />
+lo. Vim Neil<br />
(needs the work, and some re<strong>as</strong>on<br />
to justify $20 tick&)<br />
lc9. Sunshine<br />
(Courtney does Pearl Temple<br />
Stridex? Solid!)<br />
+8. Shannon Hoon (dead guys<br />
mwe<br />
product!)<br />
+7. Joey Ramone (agln, needs<br />
thework)<br />
M. Bob Oole (hey, yw only need<br />
one good arm to hold a mlc)<br />
+5. Crispin Mover (slnglngl--he's<br />
got the moves! )<br />
W. Jeny Joseph texperied In<br />
bailing out local h<strong>as</strong>-beens1<br />
+3. Megan Peten (experienced in<br />
nebuluus reoord deals)<br />
+2 Two words:<br />
Bnmge Karaoke<br />
+I. CHOPPER!<br />
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"THE MOST STUNNING<br />
DEBUT OF THE YEAR<br />
... MAYBE EVEN THE<br />
DECADE"<br />
--SPIN MAGAZINE<br />
I <strong>SLUG</strong><br />
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