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I got home and found the

I got home and found the missus had left a note on the fridge saying… “It’s no good, it’s not working. I’m staying at Mum’s for a whilte.” I opened it, the light came on, the beer was cold. I can’t see what the problem was??? ★★★★★ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the rump steak, rare please.” He said: “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?” “Nah, she can order for herself.” And that’s when the fight started. JOKES What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare: “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men, “Can you name and describe your wife’s favourite flower?” I leaned over, touched my wife’s hand gently, and whispered, “Self-raising, isn’t it?” And thus began my life of celibacy. www.youngdiggers.com.au • Assistance dog program for PTSD and other wounds. • PTSD health care courses for the family members. • Bush camps, classic auto restos, IT courses, DVA claims. • Welfare, family assistance, and much more. ITʼS ALL FREE! Contact: john@youngdiggers.com.au JUST FOR THE GIRLS Booty Camp, Australia's #1 choice for outdoor fitness, is now training girls to become fitter, stronger, healthier and achieving amazing results. Booty Camp is running a 6-week course near you for Girls Only. Enrol now to start working towards your goal. ENROL NOW | 1300 BOOTYCAMP | BOOTYCAMP.COM.AU (1300 266 892) • • • • • • • • • • www.tranquillitydive.com Email: drewco@vanuatu.com.au 34 COMMANDO NEWS ~ Edition 5 I June 2015

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