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<strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong><br />

<strong>Flying</strong> in Africa – Chris Kiff’s Story<br />

Above, the Strait of Gibralta, approaching Morocco<br />

Leaving Madrid, we had a couple of<br />

administrative delays (landing permits for<br />

Morocco) and a couple of weather delays.<br />

The airport we were at, Cuatro Vientos, is<br />

closed when the weather is not VFR, even<br />

though we are leaving IFR. The flight to<br />

Morocco was pretty straight forward<br />

other than trying to figure out what the<br />

controllers are saying with their accents.<br />

Our next stop was Agadir, on the Atlantic<br />

coast of Morocco on the edge of the<br />

Sahara desert.<br />

Agadir, Morocco: We landed and<br />

managed to get fuel pretty easily. I<br />

learned how customs is done in Africa -<br />

the police approach you, you fill out a<br />

customs card, they ask a bunch of<br />

questions, sometimes repeatedly, then<br />

they stamp your passport. Agadir is a<br />

resort town where many Europeans go to<br />

lie on the beach, so a lot of the services<br />

are pretty good and easy to use.<br />

It was easy to get a taxi, and all the<br />

hotels are on the beach. Since it was the<br />

,


low season, we had no problem getting a<br />

room at the Amadil Beach hotel. My room<br />

overlooked the ocean, and the hotel was<br />

completely self-contained with stores and<br />

several restaurants within. The country<br />

speaks mostly French and Arabic, so my<br />

French came in handy since Randy doesn’t<br />

speak much of it (he usually tried<br />

unsuccessfully to speak to people in<br />

Spanish).<br />

We had a day off there because our<br />

permits for our next stop in Mauritania<br />

expired, despite my warning the office<br />

two days earlier, but I took advantage to<br />

explore. The beach was nice, with a good<br />

number of people surfing, walking through<br />

the surf or sitting under huts reading on<br />

the beach. I wandered a bit away from<br />

the resorts, and it got a little dirtier -<br />

typical of Africa, but still friendly. All in<br />

all, it was a nice place to have a day off<br />

and get ready for the next leg of our<br />

trip, which proved to be the big cultural<br />

shock I was looking for.<br />

Nouadhibou, Mauritania<br />

Again the flight was pretty straight<br />

forward. The flights are the easy part,<br />

since the procedures are pretty much the<br />

same worldwide. It’s on the ground that<br />

things get interesting. The airport in<br />

Nouadhibou is pretty quiet, and we were<br />

apparently the first movement there in<br />

days. We landed, waited for the fuel<br />

guys. It seems in most places they think<br />

we take jet fuel - you have to convince<br />

them that no, you do not have a turbine<br />

engine, you need Avgas, which is becoming<br />

harder and harder to find in these places.<br />

We were told we had to move to the<br />

other end of the ramp for Avgas, which<br />

was silly since they drove a tractor<br />

trailing a tank of gas to the plane, we<br />

could have been anywhere on the ramp<br />

for them to fuel us. Two kids in their<br />

teens told us they couldn’t take any of<br />

our fuel cards, so we’d have to pay in<br />

cash. We figured this would happen which<br />

is why we had plenty of cash.<br />

The fuel was pumped by hand, and as a<br />

result took about 20 minutes to fill the<br />

plane back up. It turned out that the fuel<br />

was VERY expensive, almost 2 or 3 times<br />

more than most other places. Once we<br />

found out how much it was going to be, we<br />

realized we would be cleaned out of Euros<br />

(we also had US cash with us, but didn’t<br />

want to lose all the Euros). We eventually<br />

found out they would take our BP fuel<br />

card, but the guy didn’t want to change<br />

his bill for it. I argued with the half<br />

naked kid sitting on the ground for almost<br />

15 or 20 minutes about this, trying to tell<br />

him we didn’t have enough Euros. In the<br />

end, we had to give up, and paid with a<br />

combination of Euros and USD.<br />

Then came the customs! At first, they<br />

seemed helpful – they told us the best<br />

hotel to stay at, which is where the<br />

president stayed when he visited the<br />

town (Nouadhibou is the second largest<br />

city in Mauritania with a whopping 90 000<br />

people that mostly live in shacks). Then<br />

they decided we needed visas, which<br />

wasn’t true for aircrew doing a technical<br />

stop like us. They claimed the visas cost a<br />

total of $150 for the both of us, however<br />

since their ‘boss’ wasn’t there, could not<br />

provide a receipt. Uh huh… Well we ended<br />

RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue Page 2 of 12


up having to pay them the money for our<br />

72 hour visas, and then they wanted<br />

money for coffee! Well we told them we<br />

didn’t have enough, but if they were<br />

there in the morning after watching our<br />

plane, we would consider it. We paid our<br />

airport fees which also involved arguing<br />

over how heavy the airplane was. Luckily<br />

it only cost us 10 Euros as opposed to 250<br />

if we were one ton heavier.<br />

The taxi was probably a friend of the<br />

customs/police officer who had a car, and<br />

charged us 20 Euros to go 2 minutes down<br />

the street to the hotel. The hotel was<br />

actually quite nice, and probably the<br />

nicest building in the town. All the<br />

streets are sand - if they were once<br />

paved, they were now covered in sand.<br />

Across the street from the hotel was<br />

someone’s shack in a concrete wall, using<br />

old tires as a roof. A family lived there<br />

with one really skinny kid I saw the next<br />

morning. Dinner was so-so at a restaurant<br />

down the street, which a hotel guy<br />

showed us how to get there.<br />

The next morning we had to leave for a<br />

short flight to the capital of Mauritania,<br />

Nouakchott, where SGL had another<br />

crew, so that a mechanic could take a look<br />

at a high oil consumption rate on one of<br />

our engines. I was glad to leave!! I was a<br />

little concerned about our cash on hand<br />

for the rest of the trip. We needed to<br />

find a bank or something, but it’s the<br />

weekend.<br />

The taxis don’t have phones there, so<br />

they have to be flagged down on the<br />

street. The hotel guard did this for us.<br />

It seemed like it was just some local guy<br />

with nothing else to do that morning. He<br />

only wanted 5 Euros for the short trip<br />

which was far more reasonable. He<br />

dropped us off at the airport. Thankfully<br />

it was early enough that there weren’t<br />

many people sitting around the airport to<br />

bug us.<br />

I went to the control tower to file our<br />

flight plan, and had to wake up the<br />

controller who was sleeping on a towel on<br />

the floor. He did even stand up, he took<br />

my flight plan, said okay and lied back<br />

down. One guy arrived and told Randy<br />

that we had to pay parking fees, which we<br />

paid the day before, but didn’t want to<br />

give a receipt. Randy’s french is terrible,<br />

so he came and got me. As I approached<br />

the guy, I think he gave up because he<br />

told me to never mind, it was fine.<br />

We asked for permission to start from<br />

the sleepy tower guy. He cleared us<br />

immediately on our way to Nouakchott.<br />

We blasted out of there, with no<br />

problems - I was glad to leave there!!<br />

Nouakchott, Mauritania<br />

As we approached, things were going fine,<br />

except the tower controller was telling us<br />

to fly to some point that didn’t exist on<br />

our maps. Even after we asked for<br />

another point for this reason, we still had<br />

to go there. So we went where we<br />

thought it was, and told him we were<br />

there, then he cleared us to land, all was<br />

good.<br />

The view on landing was astonishing.<br />

Nouakchott is a sea of shanty town – lots<br />

of huts, some of them just sticks and<br />

Page 3 of 12 RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue


fabric, with little dirt roads filled with<br />

donkeys carrying loads seemingly a storey<br />

high.<br />

We landed, and met up with one of our<br />

SGL people. Since we went through<br />

customs already in Nouadhibou, this was<br />

not a problem here. Fuel was pretty<br />

simple too, since the crew already had an<br />

account with the fuel company. It still<br />

took a while to get fuel, and the fuel guy<br />

wasn’t very good at fueling, he must have<br />

poured a couple of gallons of fuel all over<br />

the top of the wing.<br />

The crew here has a Land Rover and a<br />

local driver, so it made things really easy.<br />

They made us reservations at their very<br />

nice hotel, and we had lunch and dinner<br />

with the 13 member crew. We joked that<br />

this was the new SGL headquarters for<br />

the weekend since we had so many people,<br />

and 4 airplanes. They were also able to<br />

solve our cash problem, by transferring a<br />

load of US dollars to us. It’s not Euros,<br />

but USD is just as acceptable<br />

everywhere.<br />

That brings us to now. I am getting<br />

ready for our next adventure to Bamako,<br />

Mali, followed by Accra Ghana. I’m not<br />

expecting the same kind of experience as<br />

Nouadhibou in these places, since they<br />

are capitals, and more people go through<br />

there regularly. Also many of the<br />

company’s planes have gone through these<br />

spots, so there is a lot of knowledge<br />

available to me.<br />

I’ve posted a bunch of photos of Agadir<br />

and Nouadhibou, so please take a look!<br />

http://public.fotki.com/ckiff/uk_angola/<br />

agadir/<br />

http://public.fotki.com/ckiff/uk_angola/<br />

nouadhibou<br />

Visit my website at:<br />

http://ckiff.spaces.live.com/<br />

http://ckiff.spaces.live.com/<br />

http://ckiff.spaces.live.com/<br />

Sunset horse ride along the beach<br />

RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue Page 4 of 12


46 th Annual Wings Dinner<br />

Welcome to our 46 th Annual Wings<br />

Dinner.<br />

Of all the <strong>Club</strong> events, the Wings Dinner<br />

has become one of my favorites. What<br />

better way to spend an evening with<br />

those you work and fly with and to<br />

recognize their achievements. My<br />

sincere thanks to the board, staff and<br />

membership for another successful year<br />

and for continuing to make the <strong>Club</strong><br />

such a great organization.<br />

Tonight over eighty certificates and<br />

awards will be presented.<br />

Congratulations to all those who are<br />

being recognized. Your hard work and<br />

dedication have come to fruition and<br />

tonight is yours to enjoy. Have a<br />

wonderful evening.<br />

Simon Garrett<br />

Operations Manager &<br />

Chief Flight Instructor<br />

Above, Simon Garrett is awarded the<br />

prestigious David Charles Abramson<br />

Memorial (DCAM) Flight Safety Award from<br />

Jane and Rikki Abramson.<br />

Above, David Bozzato, 1 st Solo<br />

Above, Manon Simard, 1 st Solo<br />

Above, Antonio Petrelli, 1 st solo<br />

Page 5 of 12 RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue


First Solo<br />

� David Andrews<br />

� Didace Baberakubona<br />

� Stephane Barbarie<br />

� Jean-Luc Beaudoin<br />

� Francois Bigras<br />

� David Bozzato<br />

� Adrian Cosstick<br />

� Christian Desloges<br />

� Patrick Drolet<br />

� Marc-Andre Gervais<br />

� Martin Guimond<br />

� Robert Hawley<br />

� James Helferty<br />

� Jonathan Hipkins<br />

� Victor Khodko<br />

� Matthew Merrigan<br />

� Jeffrey Nerenberg<br />

� Tri Nguyen<br />

� William Norris<br />

� Jasmin Renaud<br />

� Antonio Petrelli<br />

� Gaston Roy<br />

� Alexander Rudy<br />

� Gregg Ruthman<br />

� Joseph Satenstein<br />

� Paul Saucier<br />

� Lindy Sgarbossa<br />

� Manon Simard<br />

� David Smith<br />

� Dana Sponder<br />

� Adam Whitehorne<br />

Recreational Pilot Licence<br />

� Frank Bigras<br />

� Mathieu Dumas<br />

� Sergei Gorodetsky<br />

� Gregg Ruthman<br />

CONGRATULATIONS!!<br />

(2006 Wings Dinner to April <strong>2007</strong>)<br />

Private Pilot Licence (PPL)<br />

� Wassim Abdayem<br />

� Nathan Abdelnour<br />

� David Andrews<br />

� Paul Barry<br />

� Francois Bigras<br />

� Jeremy Brown<br />

� Michael Greenwood<br />

� Oliver Javanpour<br />

� Yiwen Jiang<br />

� Karen Leung<br />

� Charles Ollivier<br />

� Paul Lemme<br />

� Gregory Marshall<br />

� Jeffrey Nerenberg<br />

� David Smith<br />

� Dana Sponder<br />

Night Rating<br />

� Oliver Javanpour<br />

� Flavio Jorge<br />

� Keith MacIsaac<br />

� Neil McGrath<br />

� Michael Merriam<br />

� Charles Ollivier<br />

Commercial Pilot Licence<br />

� Jonathan Batterham<br />

� Louis Lavigne<br />

� Jamie Lynch<br />

� Neil McGrath<br />

� Christian Monteith<br />

� Charles Ollivier<br />

Instructor<br />

� Tony Hunt (4)<br />

� Steven Hyde (3)<br />

� Ryan King (2)<br />

� John Saintonge (2)<br />

RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue Page 6 of 12


SE Instrument<br />

� Jonathan Batterham<br />

� Claude Beland<br />

� Ian Dewhirst<br />

� Daniel Lalonde<br />

� Hubert Sauter<br />

Scholarships<br />

� Alexander Hayes-Thibault<br />

� Genevieve Millaire<br />

� Charles Ollivier<br />

� Adam Whitehorne<br />

Marriages:<br />

� James Feagan and Hannah Taylor<br />

(August 5, 2006)<br />

� Jean Dorais and Margaret -<br />

(November 5 th , 2006)<br />

� Red Sutton and Jane Sterling<br />

(February 22, <strong>2007</strong>)<br />

Births:<br />

� Catherine Ollivier (Oct. 27, 2006) –<br />

Proud parents Charles and Annie<br />

Ollivier.<br />

� Paul Marmet (Dec. 29 th , 2006) -<br />

Proud Parents Nancy Robertson and<br />

Nicolas Marmet. Born December<br />

29 th , 2006.<br />

� Sophie Dorais – Proud parents Jean<br />

and Margaret Dorais. Born January<br />

23, <strong>2007</strong><br />

Calendar of Events<br />

� May 5 th – Wings Dinner<br />

� May 12 th – <strong>Spring</strong> Clean Up<br />

� June 23 rd – Jaguar Event<br />

� July 1 st – Canada Day Breakfast /<br />

Fly-Day<br />

� Aug. 24 th – RFC Volunteer Day /<br />

Cricket Match<br />

� Aug. 25 th – Webster Banquet (in<br />

Ottawa)<br />

� Aug 25-26 Classic Air Rallye,<br />

including Warbirds, Classics flying<br />

demo<br />

Upcoming Ground Schools<br />

May 1 st – Intro, Private<br />

June 7 th – Intro, Private<br />

July 30 – Review and Exam Prep<br />

On the lighter side..<br />

Page 7 of 12 RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue


Fun and Games at the “Casino”? You bet!<br />

Written by Alison Hobbs<br />

It wasn't a real casino. For the fifth<br />

year running, members of the <strong>Rockcliffe</strong><br />

<strong>Flying</strong> <strong>Club</strong> enjoyed an evening of innocent<br />

pleasures on March 10th, <strong>2007</strong>, gambling<br />

away their funny money at the Sports<br />

<strong>Club</strong> on Youville Drive in Orleans. The<br />

Casino Entertainment Services, Sugar and<br />

Spice, wearing appropriately smart, black<br />

and white attire (unlike most of the<br />

punters) provided the money, the gaming<br />

tables, the chips, the cards and the<br />

discipline, the Sports <strong>Club</strong> bar kept us<br />

supplied with liquid refreshments, and our<br />

social committee (Brenda) with the help<br />

of several donors, arranged for a large<br />

number of aviation-related prizes to be<br />

on hand.<br />

The pit staff weren't the only ones to<br />

spice up or sweeten the occasion, because<br />

this year we also got to celebrate the<br />

sensational revelation that Red and Jane<br />

of Sutton Aviation, having sneaked off to<br />

get married without telling anybody, had<br />

just returned from their secret<br />

honeymoon in Hawaii. We'd thus deduced<br />

that Red and Jane hadn't wanted any<br />

sort of fuss regarding their wedding<br />

plans, but it was thought that club<br />

members ought to let them have a card<br />

and a cake at least, and give ourselves the<br />

chance to wish them well.<br />

Having applauded the happy couple and<br />

having helped them to consume the<br />

wedding cake, most people then went<br />

back to placing their bets in the on-going<br />

games of Blackjack, Hold 'em Poker or<br />

Craps, although it must be admitted that<br />

the rules of the Craps table were a total<br />

mystery to some of us. A few lost<br />

interest in making a small fortune out of<br />

the $1000 we had been given to start<br />

with, hung onto our meagre winnings and<br />

sat around and gossiped instead - which<br />

was just as enjoyable!!<br />

At the end of the evening each person's<br />

virtual dollars were exchanged for an<br />

appropriate number of raffle tickets, the<br />

theory being that the more you'd won,<br />

the better your chances of winning a<br />

prize. The laws of chance being what they<br />

are, it didn't necessarily turn out like<br />

that, but enough prizes had been donated<br />

for the majority of our party-goers to<br />

take home something worth having.<br />

Thanks, Brenda!<br />

RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue Page 8 of 12


List of <strong>Flying</strong> Activities Committee<br />

Events (see bulletin board for<br />

notices), by Chair Nicole Harris<br />

� May 19 (rain date 20) Canadian<br />

Warplane Heritage Museum, Hamilton<br />

Airport, museum 9h00-17h00, admission<br />

$10, meet at destination at 12h30<br />

� June 2nd (June 3rd) Lunch at Lachute,<br />

meet at destination at 12h30<br />

� End of July/Beginning of August, Trip<br />

out East, i.e. PEI<br />

� Flour Bombing and Spot Landing<br />

competition TBA<br />

� Overnight trip to Quebec City, late<br />

September TBA<br />

Safety Committee Corner, by Chair<br />

Roger Delisle<br />

The Safety Committee at <strong>Rockcliffe</strong> is<br />

there to help you! Do you have safety<br />

issues or concerns you want to bring to<br />

our attention? Questions related to<br />

airspace, weather, ground operations,<br />

regulations, recency and health<br />

issues, maintenance and airworthiness,<br />

etc.? Have you witnessed or experienced<br />

a safety-related incident and would like<br />

to share with other club members? The<br />

goal of the Safety Committee is to share<br />

knowledge between pilots so we can all<br />

learn from each other's experiences, and<br />

do so with discretion and respect. So get<br />

in touch today. Send an e-mail to<br />

rfc@rfc.ca, or call or write to the<br />

<strong>Club</strong> care of Roger Delisle and feel free<br />

to attend our Committee meetings every<br />

2nd Tuesday of every other month (next<br />

meeting May 8th, <strong>2007</strong>). Also look for<br />

our upcoming Safety Newsletter: In May,<br />

we'll talk about flap retraction failures<br />

and what to do about them.<br />

Historical Committee, by Chair<br />

Janice Templeman<br />

The Historical Committee is working on<br />

the continuing history of the club. The<br />

first history book, “<strong>Rockcliffe</strong><br />

Ramblings,” covered 1954 through 1986.<br />

We would like everyone who ever had<br />

anything to do with the club to help us<br />

by sharing stories, fond memories, or<br />

photos, which we hope will be captured in<br />

print and online. Submissions can be<br />

forwarded to the committee through<br />

Brenda Reid at the club.<br />

Here are a few ‘firsts’ from the history<br />

of <strong>Rockcliffe</strong> <strong>Flying</strong> <strong>Club</strong> (1961):<br />

1963 - the club newsletter was named<br />

“The <strong>Rockcliffe</strong> Fly Paper”<br />

1968 - the first Cessna 150 was added<br />

to the <strong>Club</strong> inventory<br />

1969 - a Cessna 172 joined the fleet; -<br />

the first Private Pilot gets his<br />

Commercial Licence at RFC<br />

1975 - first female CFI – Gean<br />

Hemming (nee Vogler)<br />

1979 – new radio frequency 123.5, and<br />

the first official French language<br />

Instructors and students<br />

1981 - Mr. D. Buchan on the Board of<br />

Directors for the first time<br />

To trigger your memories, you<br />

may want to have a look at the<br />

copy of “<strong>Rockcliffe</strong> Ramblings”<br />

at the <strong>Club</strong>.<br />

Page 9 of 12 RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue


The fly-in breakfast season begins soon, but<br />

what about lunch? Here are some<br />

recommendations for lunch venues less than<br />

an hour's flying distance from CYRO, and not<br />

only in the summer months.<br />

Lachute, CSE4, a favourite of RFC members,<br />

guarantees you a warm welcome and a wellcooked,<br />

promptly served, hot meal at the<br />

airport restaurant, Des' Airs. It's always<br />

rewarding to fly to Lachute down the Ottawa<br />

River on a clear day, with views of the Mont<br />

Tremblant massif to the north and the<br />

Adirondack Mountains to the south. Beware<br />

of marginal flying weather though. As<br />

Jacinthe of KEJY Aviation says, “Quand la<br />

montagne disparaît, c'est pas bon signe.”<br />

Mont-Laurier, CSO4. A restaurant on<br />

Highway 117, L'Ami du Passant, tel. 819-623-<br />

6219, is adjacent to the field, a few steps up<br />

the grassy slope from the parking apron.<br />

Under new management, the food quality is<br />

better than it used to be. The views from<br />

the air enroute are superb, all year round.<br />

Kingston, CYGK, is a destination with a whole<br />

range of downtown restaurants to choose<br />

from, but you'll have to take a taxi to and<br />

from the airport, thus spending an extra $30<br />

or so. On the other hand, you could always<br />

pack a picnic lunch and eat it on the shore of<br />

Lake Ontario; there's a little beach a couple<br />

of minutes' walk from where you park your<br />

plane. Another possibility might be to walk a<br />

kilometre or two or take a less expensive taxi<br />

ride down Front Road (the airport road) to<br />

Hoagie House, 708 Front Road, tel. 613-634-<br />

0101, for one of their hoagies.<br />

Brockville, CNL3, is another destination<br />

where you'll need a ride into town for your<br />

lunch.<br />

Fly to Lunch<br />

Morrisburg, CNS8, closed in winter, is the<br />

quickest place to reach from <strong>Rockcliffe</strong>. You<br />

can walk to the golf club restaurant, tel. 613-<br />

543-3282, or cross the road to the Upper<br />

Canada Village, with three eateries to choose<br />

from; to eat at the Village Cafe, next to the<br />

Village Store, you don't need an entrance<br />

ticket for the museum.<br />

Iroquois, CNP7, also closed in winter, has a<br />

challengingly narrow runway (2000' x 23' of<br />

asphalt, bordered by turf) on the north bank<br />

of the St Lawrence, west of Morrisburg.<br />

Park on the grass and walk to the Rise N<br />

Shine family restaurant at 58 Dundas Street,<br />

tel. 613-652-4334, where you can enjoy a<br />

hearty meal. On Sundays you'll have to<br />

compete for tables with the church goers.<br />

You could also take a walk to the locks and<br />

watch the ships go through, or visit the<br />

Carman House museum at the western end of<br />

the airport.<br />

Westport, CRL2, beyond Perth, is only open<br />

during the summer months because of its turf<br />

and gravel runway. The landing and take-off<br />

should be done with care, practising your<br />

obstacle clearance skills because of the<br />

nearby lake and tall trees, but from there it's<br />

only walking distance to the town, where<br />

you'll find a choice of places to eat and shops<br />

to explore. You could also bring a packed<br />

lunch and eat it at a picnic bench in the<br />

waterfront park.<br />

Or you can join Tony for lunch..<br />

RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue Page 10 of 12


"Plane Speaking"<br />

At a recent software engineering<br />

management conference, the keynote<br />

speaker wanted to make a point about<br />

thorough testing. "Our industry is plagued<br />

by public perception that our products<br />

are unreliable."<br />

He looked around the room. "If you had<br />

just boarded an airliner and discovered<br />

that your programming team was<br />

responsible for the flight control<br />

software on the plane, how many of you<br />

would disembark immediately?"<br />

Slowly hands began to rise until only one<br />

man sat with hands in his lap. When asked<br />

what he would do, he replied that he<br />

would be quite content to stay onboard.<br />

"You're really that confident in your<br />

team's work?" asked the speaker.<br />

"With my team's software," the man said,<br />

"the plane is unlikely to even reach the<br />

runway, let alone take off."<br />

If Airlines Sold Paint<br />

Customer: “Hi. How much is your paint?”<br />

Clerk: “Our lowest price is $ 12 a gallon,<br />

and we have 60 different prices, up to $<br />

200 a gallon. “<br />

Customer: “ What is the difference? “<br />

Clerk: “It’s all the same! “<br />

Customer: “Then I’d like the $ 12 paint.<br />

And I want to paint tomorrow. “<br />

Clerk: “Sir, the paint for tomorrow is $<br />

200. “<br />

Customer: “How do I get the $12 paint? “<br />

Clerk: “You buy the paint now, but agree<br />

not to paint for 3 weeks. And you must<br />

paint over a Saturday night! “<br />

Customer: “You’ve got to be kidding. “<br />

Clerk: “Oh, the price per gallon just went<br />

to $ 16. “<br />

Customer: “ The price went up as we were<br />

talking? “<br />

Clerk: “We change the prices hundreds<br />

of times a day, so I suggest purchasing as<br />

soon as possible. How many gallons do you<br />

want? “<br />

Customer: “ 5 gallons. Make that 6, so I’ll<br />

have enough. “<br />

Clerk: “Well, sir, if you buy paint and<br />

don’t use it, there are penalties and<br />

possible confiscation of paint you already<br />

have. “<br />

Customer: “Forget it! I’ll buy what I<br />

need somewhere else. “<br />

Clerk: “I don’t think so, sir. You can buy<br />

paint for your bathroom and bedrooms<br />

for someone else, but you can only buy<br />

paint for your connecting halls from us.<br />

That’ll be $ 300 a gallon. “<br />

Customer: “You’re insane! “<br />

Clerk: “Thanks for painting with us, sir! “<br />

Page 11 of 12 RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue


BOARD OF DIRECTORS<br />

President Don Buchan<br />

Vice President Laurie Davis<br />

Treasurer François Kupo<br />

Secretary Bill Carscallen<br />

Director Paul Cuillerier<br />

Director John Lutes<br />

Director Roger Delisle<br />

STAFF<br />

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Office Manager Brenda Reid<br />

Instructors<br />

� Jacques Carriere<br />

� Gary Connolly<br />

� Kathy Fox<br />

� Tony Hunt<br />

� Steven Hyde<br />

� Maliha Khan<br />

� Ryan King<br />

� Andy Mitchell<br />

� Andrew Murton<br />

� Terry Peters<br />

� Jean Rene de Cotret<br />

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Dispatch<br />

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� Adrian Cosstick<br />

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� Charles Ollivier<br />

� Adam Whitehorne<br />

Ramp<br />

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� Nick Roome<br />

Departures:<br />

� Dana Sponder is undergoing training in<br />

St. Jean for the air force.<br />

� Fari Abasabady has moved to the<br />

Caribbean.<br />

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