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<strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong><br />
<strong>Flying</strong> in Africa – Chris Kiff’s Story<br />
Above, the Strait of Gibralta, approaching Morocco<br />
Leaving Madrid, we had a couple of<br />
administrative delays (landing permits for<br />
Morocco) and a couple of weather delays.<br />
The airport we were at, Cuatro Vientos, is<br />
closed when the weather is not VFR, even<br />
though we are leaving IFR. The flight to<br />
Morocco was pretty straight forward<br />
other than trying to figure out what the<br />
controllers are saying with their accents.<br />
Our next stop was Agadir, on the Atlantic<br />
coast of Morocco on the edge of the<br />
Sahara desert.<br />
Agadir, Morocco: We landed and<br />
managed to get fuel pretty easily. I<br />
learned how customs is done in Africa -<br />
the police approach you, you fill out a<br />
customs card, they ask a bunch of<br />
questions, sometimes repeatedly, then<br />
they stamp your passport. Agadir is a<br />
resort town where many Europeans go to<br />
lie on the beach, so a lot of the services<br />
are pretty good and easy to use.<br />
It was easy to get a taxi, and all the<br />
hotels are on the beach. Since it was the<br />
,
low season, we had no problem getting a<br />
room at the Amadil Beach hotel. My room<br />
overlooked the ocean, and the hotel was<br />
completely self-contained with stores and<br />
several restaurants within. The country<br />
speaks mostly French and Arabic, so my<br />
French came in handy since Randy doesn’t<br />
speak much of it (he usually tried<br />
unsuccessfully to speak to people in<br />
Spanish).<br />
We had a day off there because our<br />
permits for our next stop in Mauritania<br />
expired, despite my warning the office<br />
two days earlier, but I took advantage to<br />
explore. The beach was nice, with a good<br />
number of people surfing, walking through<br />
the surf or sitting under huts reading on<br />
the beach. I wandered a bit away from<br />
the resorts, and it got a little dirtier -<br />
typical of Africa, but still friendly. All in<br />
all, it was a nice place to have a day off<br />
and get ready for the next leg of our<br />
trip, which proved to be the big cultural<br />
shock I was looking for.<br />
Nouadhibou, Mauritania<br />
Again the flight was pretty straight<br />
forward. The flights are the easy part,<br />
since the procedures are pretty much the<br />
same worldwide. It’s on the ground that<br />
things get interesting. The airport in<br />
Nouadhibou is pretty quiet, and we were<br />
apparently the first movement there in<br />
days. We landed, waited for the fuel<br />
guys. It seems in most places they think<br />
we take jet fuel - you have to convince<br />
them that no, you do not have a turbine<br />
engine, you need Avgas, which is becoming<br />
harder and harder to find in these places.<br />
We were told we had to move to the<br />
other end of the ramp for Avgas, which<br />
was silly since they drove a tractor<br />
trailing a tank of gas to the plane, we<br />
could have been anywhere on the ramp<br />
for them to fuel us. Two kids in their<br />
teens told us they couldn’t take any of<br />
our fuel cards, so we’d have to pay in<br />
cash. We figured this would happen which<br />
is why we had plenty of cash.<br />
The fuel was pumped by hand, and as a<br />
result took about 20 minutes to fill the<br />
plane back up. It turned out that the fuel<br />
was VERY expensive, almost 2 or 3 times<br />
more than most other places. Once we<br />
found out how much it was going to be, we<br />
realized we would be cleaned out of Euros<br />
(we also had US cash with us, but didn’t<br />
want to lose all the Euros). We eventually<br />
found out they would take our BP fuel<br />
card, but the guy didn’t want to change<br />
his bill for it. I argued with the half<br />
naked kid sitting on the ground for almost<br />
15 or 20 minutes about this, trying to tell<br />
him we didn’t have enough Euros. In the<br />
end, we had to give up, and paid with a<br />
combination of Euros and USD.<br />
Then came the customs! At first, they<br />
seemed helpful – they told us the best<br />
hotel to stay at, which is where the<br />
president stayed when he visited the<br />
town (Nouadhibou is the second largest<br />
city in Mauritania with a whopping 90 000<br />
people that mostly live in shacks). Then<br />
they decided we needed visas, which<br />
wasn’t true for aircrew doing a technical<br />
stop like us. They claimed the visas cost a<br />
total of $150 for the both of us, however<br />
since their ‘boss’ wasn’t there, could not<br />
provide a receipt. Uh huh… Well we ended<br />
RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue Page 2 of 12
up having to pay them the money for our<br />
72 hour visas, and then they wanted<br />
money for coffee! Well we told them we<br />
didn’t have enough, but if they were<br />
there in the morning after watching our<br />
plane, we would consider it. We paid our<br />
airport fees which also involved arguing<br />
over how heavy the airplane was. Luckily<br />
it only cost us 10 Euros as opposed to 250<br />
if we were one ton heavier.<br />
The taxi was probably a friend of the<br />
customs/police officer who had a car, and<br />
charged us 20 Euros to go 2 minutes down<br />
the street to the hotel. The hotel was<br />
actually quite nice, and probably the<br />
nicest building in the town. All the<br />
streets are sand - if they were once<br />
paved, they were now covered in sand.<br />
Across the street from the hotel was<br />
someone’s shack in a concrete wall, using<br />
old tires as a roof. A family lived there<br />
with one really skinny kid I saw the next<br />
morning. Dinner was so-so at a restaurant<br />
down the street, which a hotel guy<br />
showed us how to get there.<br />
The next morning we had to leave for a<br />
short flight to the capital of Mauritania,<br />
Nouakchott, where SGL had another<br />
crew, so that a mechanic could take a look<br />
at a high oil consumption rate on one of<br />
our engines. I was glad to leave!! I was a<br />
little concerned about our cash on hand<br />
for the rest of the trip. We needed to<br />
find a bank or something, but it’s the<br />
weekend.<br />
The taxis don’t have phones there, so<br />
they have to be flagged down on the<br />
street. The hotel guard did this for us.<br />
It seemed like it was just some local guy<br />
with nothing else to do that morning. He<br />
only wanted 5 Euros for the short trip<br />
which was far more reasonable. He<br />
dropped us off at the airport. Thankfully<br />
it was early enough that there weren’t<br />
many people sitting around the airport to<br />
bug us.<br />
I went to the control tower to file our<br />
flight plan, and had to wake up the<br />
controller who was sleeping on a towel on<br />
the floor. He did even stand up, he took<br />
my flight plan, said okay and lied back<br />
down. One guy arrived and told Randy<br />
that we had to pay parking fees, which we<br />
paid the day before, but didn’t want to<br />
give a receipt. Randy’s french is terrible,<br />
so he came and got me. As I approached<br />
the guy, I think he gave up because he<br />
told me to never mind, it was fine.<br />
We asked for permission to start from<br />
the sleepy tower guy. He cleared us<br />
immediately on our way to Nouakchott.<br />
We blasted out of there, with no<br />
problems - I was glad to leave there!!<br />
Nouakchott, Mauritania<br />
As we approached, things were going fine,<br />
except the tower controller was telling us<br />
to fly to some point that didn’t exist on<br />
our maps. Even after we asked for<br />
another point for this reason, we still had<br />
to go there. So we went where we<br />
thought it was, and told him we were<br />
there, then he cleared us to land, all was<br />
good.<br />
The view on landing was astonishing.<br />
Nouakchott is a sea of shanty town – lots<br />
of huts, some of them just sticks and<br />
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fabric, with little dirt roads filled with<br />
donkeys carrying loads seemingly a storey<br />
high.<br />
We landed, and met up with one of our<br />
SGL people. Since we went through<br />
customs already in Nouadhibou, this was<br />
not a problem here. Fuel was pretty<br />
simple too, since the crew already had an<br />
account with the fuel company. It still<br />
took a while to get fuel, and the fuel guy<br />
wasn’t very good at fueling, he must have<br />
poured a couple of gallons of fuel all over<br />
the top of the wing.<br />
The crew here has a Land Rover and a<br />
local driver, so it made things really easy.<br />
They made us reservations at their very<br />
nice hotel, and we had lunch and dinner<br />
with the 13 member crew. We joked that<br />
this was the new SGL headquarters for<br />
the weekend since we had so many people,<br />
and 4 airplanes. They were also able to<br />
solve our cash problem, by transferring a<br />
load of US dollars to us. It’s not Euros,<br />
but USD is just as acceptable<br />
everywhere.<br />
That brings us to now. I am getting<br />
ready for our next adventure to Bamako,<br />
Mali, followed by Accra Ghana. I’m not<br />
expecting the same kind of experience as<br />
Nouadhibou in these places, since they<br />
are capitals, and more people go through<br />
there regularly. Also many of the<br />
company’s planes have gone through these<br />
spots, so there is a lot of knowledge<br />
available to me.<br />
I’ve posted a bunch of photos of Agadir<br />
and Nouadhibou, so please take a look!<br />
http://public.fotki.com/ckiff/uk_angola/<br />
agadir/<br />
http://public.fotki.com/ckiff/uk_angola/<br />
nouadhibou<br />
Visit my website at:<br />
http://ckiff.spaces.live.com/<br />
http://ckiff.spaces.live.com/<br />
http://ckiff.spaces.live.com/<br />
Sunset horse ride along the beach<br />
RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue Page 4 of 12
46 th Annual Wings Dinner<br />
Welcome to our 46 th Annual Wings<br />
Dinner.<br />
Of all the <strong>Club</strong> events, the Wings Dinner<br />
has become one of my favorites. What<br />
better way to spend an evening with<br />
those you work and fly with and to<br />
recognize their achievements. My<br />
sincere thanks to the board, staff and<br />
membership for another successful year<br />
and for continuing to make the <strong>Club</strong><br />
such a great organization.<br />
Tonight over eighty certificates and<br />
awards will be presented.<br />
Congratulations to all those who are<br />
being recognized. Your hard work and<br />
dedication have come to fruition and<br />
tonight is yours to enjoy. Have a<br />
wonderful evening.<br />
Simon Garrett<br />
Operations Manager &<br />
Chief Flight Instructor<br />
Above, Simon Garrett is awarded the<br />
prestigious David Charles Abramson<br />
Memorial (DCAM) Flight Safety Award from<br />
Jane and Rikki Abramson.<br />
Above, David Bozzato, 1 st Solo<br />
Above, Manon Simard, 1 st Solo<br />
Above, Antonio Petrelli, 1 st solo<br />
Page 5 of 12 RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue
First Solo<br />
� David Andrews<br />
� Didace Baberakubona<br />
� Stephane Barbarie<br />
� Jean-Luc Beaudoin<br />
� Francois Bigras<br />
� David Bozzato<br />
� Adrian Cosstick<br />
� Christian Desloges<br />
� Patrick Drolet<br />
� Marc-Andre Gervais<br />
� Martin Guimond<br />
� Robert Hawley<br />
� James Helferty<br />
� Jonathan Hipkins<br />
� Victor Khodko<br />
� Matthew Merrigan<br />
� Jeffrey Nerenberg<br />
� Tri Nguyen<br />
� William Norris<br />
� Jasmin Renaud<br />
� Antonio Petrelli<br />
� Gaston Roy<br />
� Alexander Rudy<br />
� Gregg Ruthman<br />
� Joseph Satenstein<br />
� Paul Saucier<br />
� Lindy Sgarbossa<br />
� Manon Simard<br />
� David Smith<br />
� Dana Sponder<br />
� Adam Whitehorne<br />
Recreational Pilot Licence<br />
� Frank Bigras<br />
� Mathieu Dumas<br />
� Sergei Gorodetsky<br />
� Gregg Ruthman<br />
CONGRATULATIONS!!<br />
(2006 Wings Dinner to April <strong>2007</strong>)<br />
Private Pilot Licence (PPL)<br />
� Wassim Abdayem<br />
� Nathan Abdelnour<br />
� David Andrews<br />
� Paul Barry<br />
� Francois Bigras<br />
� Jeremy Brown<br />
� Michael Greenwood<br />
� Oliver Javanpour<br />
� Yiwen Jiang<br />
� Karen Leung<br />
� Charles Ollivier<br />
� Paul Lemme<br />
� Gregory Marshall<br />
� Jeffrey Nerenberg<br />
� David Smith<br />
� Dana Sponder<br />
Night Rating<br />
� Oliver Javanpour<br />
� Flavio Jorge<br />
� Keith MacIsaac<br />
� Neil McGrath<br />
� Michael Merriam<br />
� Charles Ollivier<br />
Commercial Pilot Licence<br />
� Jonathan Batterham<br />
� Louis Lavigne<br />
� Jamie Lynch<br />
� Neil McGrath<br />
� Christian Monteith<br />
� Charles Ollivier<br />
Instructor<br />
� Tony Hunt (4)<br />
� Steven Hyde (3)<br />
� Ryan King (2)<br />
� John Saintonge (2)<br />
RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue Page 6 of 12
SE Instrument<br />
� Jonathan Batterham<br />
� Claude Beland<br />
� Ian Dewhirst<br />
� Daniel Lalonde<br />
� Hubert Sauter<br />
Scholarships<br />
� Alexander Hayes-Thibault<br />
� Genevieve Millaire<br />
� Charles Ollivier<br />
� Adam Whitehorne<br />
Marriages:<br />
� James Feagan and Hannah Taylor<br />
(August 5, 2006)<br />
� Jean Dorais and Margaret -<br />
(November 5 th , 2006)<br />
� Red Sutton and Jane Sterling<br />
(February 22, <strong>2007</strong>)<br />
Births:<br />
� Catherine Ollivier (Oct. 27, 2006) –<br />
Proud parents Charles and Annie<br />
Ollivier.<br />
� Paul Marmet (Dec. 29 th , 2006) -<br />
Proud Parents Nancy Robertson and<br />
Nicolas Marmet. Born December<br />
29 th , 2006.<br />
� Sophie Dorais – Proud parents Jean<br />
and Margaret Dorais. Born January<br />
23, <strong>2007</strong><br />
Calendar of Events<br />
� May 5 th – Wings Dinner<br />
� May 12 th – <strong>Spring</strong> Clean Up<br />
� June 23 rd – Jaguar Event<br />
� July 1 st – Canada Day Breakfast /<br />
Fly-Day<br />
� Aug. 24 th – RFC Volunteer Day /<br />
Cricket Match<br />
� Aug. 25 th – Webster Banquet (in<br />
Ottawa)<br />
� Aug 25-26 Classic Air Rallye,<br />
including Warbirds, Classics flying<br />
demo<br />
Upcoming Ground Schools<br />
May 1 st – Intro, Private<br />
June 7 th – Intro, Private<br />
July 30 – Review and Exam Prep<br />
On the lighter side..<br />
Page 7 of 12 RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue
Fun and Games at the “Casino”? You bet!<br />
Written by Alison Hobbs<br />
It wasn't a real casino. For the fifth<br />
year running, members of the <strong>Rockcliffe</strong><br />
<strong>Flying</strong> <strong>Club</strong> enjoyed an evening of innocent<br />
pleasures on March 10th, <strong>2007</strong>, gambling<br />
away their funny money at the Sports<br />
<strong>Club</strong> on Youville Drive in Orleans. The<br />
Casino Entertainment Services, Sugar and<br />
Spice, wearing appropriately smart, black<br />
and white attire (unlike most of the<br />
punters) provided the money, the gaming<br />
tables, the chips, the cards and the<br />
discipline, the Sports <strong>Club</strong> bar kept us<br />
supplied with liquid refreshments, and our<br />
social committee (Brenda) with the help<br />
of several donors, arranged for a large<br />
number of aviation-related prizes to be<br />
on hand.<br />
The pit staff weren't the only ones to<br />
spice up or sweeten the occasion, because<br />
this year we also got to celebrate the<br />
sensational revelation that Red and Jane<br />
of Sutton Aviation, having sneaked off to<br />
get married without telling anybody, had<br />
just returned from their secret<br />
honeymoon in Hawaii. We'd thus deduced<br />
that Red and Jane hadn't wanted any<br />
sort of fuss regarding their wedding<br />
plans, but it was thought that club<br />
members ought to let them have a card<br />
and a cake at least, and give ourselves the<br />
chance to wish them well.<br />
Having applauded the happy couple and<br />
having helped them to consume the<br />
wedding cake, most people then went<br />
back to placing their bets in the on-going<br />
games of Blackjack, Hold 'em Poker or<br />
Craps, although it must be admitted that<br />
the rules of the Craps table were a total<br />
mystery to some of us. A few lost<br />
interest in making a small fortune out of<br />
the $1000 we had been given to start<br />
with, hung onto our meagre winnings and<br />
sat around and gossiped instead - which<br />
was just as enjoyable!!<br />
At the end of the evening each person's<br />
virtual dollars were exchanged for an<br />
appropriate number of raffle tickets, the<br />
theory being that the more you'd won,<br />
the better your chances of winning a<br />
prize. The laws of chance being what they<br />
are, it didn't necessarily turn out like<br />
that, but enough prizes had been donated<br />
for the majority of our party-goers to<br />
take home something worth having.<br />
Thanks, Brenda!<br />
RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue Page 8 of 12
List of <strong>Flying</strong> Activities Committee<br />
Events (see bulletin board for<br />
notices), by Chair Nicole Harris<br />
� May 19 (rain date 20) Canadian<br />
Warplane Heritage Museum, Hamilton<br />
Airport, museum 9h00-17h00, admission<br />
$10, meet at destination at 12h30<br />
� June 2nd (June 3rd) Lunch at Lachute,<br />
meet at destination at 12h30<br />
� End of July/Beginning of August, Trip<br />
out East, i.e. PEI<br />
� Flour Bombing and Spot Landing<br />
competition TBA<br />
� Overnight trip to Quebec City, late<br />
September TBA<br />
Safety Committee Corner, by Chair<br />
Roger Delisle<br />
The Safety Committee at <strong>Rockcliffe</strong> is<br />
there to help you! Do you have safety<br />
issues or concerns you want to bring to<br />
our attention? Questions related to<br />
airspace, weather, ground operations,<br />
regulations, recency and health<br />
issues, maintenance and airworthiness,<br />
etc.? Have you witnessed or experienced<br />
a safety-related incident and would like<br />
to share with other club members? The<br />
goal of the Safety Committee is to share<br />
knowledge between pilots so we can all<br />
learn from each other's experiences, and<br />
do so with discretion and respect. So get<br />
in touch today. Send an e-mail to<br />
rfc@rfc.ca, or call or write to the<br />
<strong>Club</strong> care of Roger Delisle and feel free<br />
to attend our Committee meetings every<br />
2nd Tuesday of every other month (next<br />
meeting May 8th, <strong>2007</strong>). Also look for<br />
our upcoming Safety Newsletter: In May,<br />
we'll talk about flap retraction failures<br />
and what to do about them.<br />
Historical Committee, by Chair<br />
Janice Templeman<br />
The Historical Committee is working on<br />
the continuing history of the club. The<br />
first history book, “<strong>Rockcliffe</strong><br />
Ramblings,” covered 1954 through 1986.<br />
We would like everyone who ever had<br />
anything to do with the club to help us<br />
by sharing stories, fond memories, or<br />
photos, which we hope will be captured in<br />
print and online. Submissions can be<br />
forwarded to the committee through<br />
Brenda Reid at the club.<br />
Here are a few ‘firsts’ from the history<br />
of <strong>Rockcliffe</strong> <strong>Flying</strong> <strong>Club</strong> (1961):<br />
1963 - the club newsletter was named<br />
“The <strong>Rockcliffe</strong> Fly Paper”<br />
1968 - the first Cessna 150 was added<br />
to the <strong>Club</strong> inventory<br />
1969 - a Cessna 172 joined the fleet; -<br />
the first Private Pilot gets his<br />
Commercial Licence at RFC<br />
1975 - first female CFI – Gean<br />
Hemming (nee Vogler)<br />
1979 – new radio frequency 123.5, and<br />
the first official French language<br />
Instructors and students<br />
1981 - Mr. D. Buchan on the Board of<br />
Directors for the first time<br />
To trigger your memories, you<br />
may want to have a look at the<br />
copy of “<strong>Rockcliffe</strong> Ramblings”<br />
at the <strong>Club</strong>.<br />
Page 9 of 12 RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue
The fly-in breakfast season begins soon, but<br />
what about lunch? Here are some<br />
recommendations for lunch venues less than<br />
an hour's flying distance from CYRO, and not<br />
only in the summer months.<br />
Lachute, CSE4, a favourite of RFC members,<br />
guarantees you a warm welcome and a wellcooked,<br />
promptly served, hot meal at the<br />
airport restaurant, Des' Airs. It's always<br />
rewarding to fly to Lachute down the Ottawa<br />
River on a clear day, with views of the Mont<br />
Tremblant massif to the north and the<br />
Adirondack Mountains to the south. Beware<br />
of marginal flying weather though. As<br />
Jacinthe of KEJY Aviation says, “Quand la<br />
montagne disparaît, c'est pas bon signe.”<br />
Mont-Laurier, CSO4. A restaurant on<br />
Highway 117, L'Ami du Passant, tel. 819-623-<br />
6219, is adjacent to the field, a few steps up<br />
the grassy slope from the parking apron.<br />
Under new management, the food quality is<br />
better than it used to be. The views from<br />
the air enroute are superb, all year round.<br />
Kingston, CYGK, is a destination with a whole<br />
range of downtown restaurants to choose<br />
from, but you'll have to take a taxi to and<br />
from the airport, thus spending an extra $30<br />
or so. On the other hand, you could always<br />
pack a picnic lunch and eat it on the shore of<br />
Lake Ontario; there's a little beach a couple<br />
of minutes' walk from where you park your<br />
plane. Another possibility might be to walk a<br />
kilometre or two or take a less expensive taxi<br />
ride down Front Road (the airport road) to<br />
Hoagie House, 708 Front Road, tel. 613-634-<br />
0101, for one of their hoagies.<br />
Brockville, CNL3, is another destination<br />
where you'll need a ride into town for your<br />
lunch.<br />
Fly to Lunch<br />
Morrisburg, CNS8, closed in winter, is the<br />
quickest place to reach from <strong>Rockcliffe</strong>. You<br />
can walk to the golf club restaurant, tel. 613-<br />
543-3282, or cross the road to the Upper<br />
Canada Village, with three eateries to choose<br />
from; to eat at the Village Cafe, next to the<br />
Village Store, you don't need an entrance<br />
ticket for the museum.<br />
Iroquois, CNP7, also closed in winter, has a<br />
challengingly narrow runway (2000' x 23' of<br />
asphalt, bordered by turf) on the north bank<br />
of the St Lawrence, west of Morrisburg.<br />
Park on the grass and walk to the Rise N<br />
Shine family restaurant at 58 Dundas Street,<br />
tel. 613-652-4334, where you can enjoy a<br />
hearty meal. On Sundays you'll have to<br />
compete for tables with the church goers.<br />
You could also take a walk to the locks and<br />
watch the ships go through, or visit the<br />
Carman House museum at the western end of<br />
the airport.<br />
Westport, CRL2, beyond Perth, is only open<br />
during the summer months because of its turf<br />
and gravel runway. The landing and take-off<br />
should be done with care, practising your<br />
obstacle clearance skills because of the<br />
nearby lake and tall trees, but from there it's<br />
only walking distance to the town, where<br />
you'll find a choice of places to eat and shops<br />
to explore. You could also bring a packed<br />
lunch and eat it at a picnic bench in the<br />
waterfront park.<br />
Or you can join Tony for lunch..<br />
RFC Crosswinds <strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2007</strong> Issue Page 10 of 12
"Plane Speaking"<br />
At a recent software engineering<br />
management conference, the keynote<br />
speaker wanted to make a point about<br />
thorough testing. "Our industry is plagued<br />
by public perception that our products<br />
are unreliable."<br />
He looked around the room. "If you had<br />
just boarded an airliner and discovered<br />
that your programming team was<br />
responsible for the flight control<br />
software on the plane, how many of you<br />
would disembark immediately?"<br />
Slowly hands began to rise until only one<br />
man sat with hands in his lap. When asked<br />
what he would do, he replied that he<br />
would be quite content to stay onboard.<br />
"You're really that confident in your<br />
team's work?" asked the speaker.<br />
"With my team's software," the man said,<br />
"the plane is unlikely to even reach the<br />
runway, let alone take off."<br />
If Airlines Sold Paint<br />
Customer: “Hi. How much is your paint?”<br />
Clerk: “Our lowest price is $ 12 a gallon,<br />
and we have 60 different prices, up to $<br />
200 a gallon. “<br />
Customer: “ What is the difference? “<br />
Clerk: “It’s all the same! “<br />
Customer: “Then I’d like the $ 12 paint.<br />
And I want to paint tomorrow. “<br />
Clerk: “Sir, the paint for tomorrow is $<br />
200. “<br />
Customer: “How do I get the $12 paint? “<br />
Clerk: “You buy the paint now, but agree<br />
not to paint for 3 weeks. And you must<br />
paint over a Saturday night! “<br />
Customer: “You’ve got to be kidding. “<br />
Clerk: “Oh, the price per gallon just went<br />
to $ 16. “<br />
Customer: “ The price went up as we were<br />
talking? “<br />
Clerk: “We change the prices hundreds<br />
of times a day, so I suggest purchasing as<br />
soon as possible. How many gallons do you<br />
want? “<br />
Customer: “ 5 gallons. Make that 6, so I’ll<br />
have enough. “<br />
Clerk: “Well, sir, if you buy paint and<br />
don’t use it, there are penalties and<br />
possible confiscation of paint you already<br />
have. “<br />
Customer: “Forget it! I’ll buy what I<br />
need somewhere else. “<br />
Clerk: “I don’t think so, sir. You can buy<br />
paint for your bathroom and bedrooms<br />
for someone else, but you can only buy<br />
paint for your connecting halls from us.<br />
That’ll be $ 300 a gallon. “<br />
Customer: “You’re insane! “<br />
Clerk: “Thanks for painting with us, sir! “<br />
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