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a FANTASTIC BRIDE, but a lousy wife. Chris, my currentgirlfriend, I am guessing, would make a FANTASTICWIFE, but she will never be<strong>com</strong>e my bride. There is anotherCOINCIDENCE, Audrey. My ex-wife, and current girlfriendhave the same name, Christina and Christine. What does thatmean?Audrey Hepburn: Just another COINCIDENCE, my love.<strong>Brett</strong> <strong>Weber</strong>: Well, if it is, I am marrying a TIMETRAVELING, android named Audrey!!! LET'S DANCE!!!(<strong>Brett</strong> swings Audrey down ina Fred Astaire like move. Theydance together for a long timeuntil <strong>Brett</strong> gets tired)Audrey Hepburn: How's thatmy love ??? Should be gettingTIRED by now.<strong>Brett</strong> <strong>Weber</strong>: Oh <strong>com</strong>e on,Audrey!!! I AM exhausted, butyou're a GOOD WOMAN!!! You wouldn't let me go while Istill have a little bit of energy left ??? Would you ???Audrey Hepburn: Well, at least take a breather. I wouldn'twant to KILL you in your DREAMS, Sir <strong>Brett</strong>!!!<strong>Brett</strong> <strong>Weber</strong>: Hey Audrey, I did have a DREAM last night.What do you think ??? My friend, Eric Wagner, wanted topurchase a new amplifier. He wanted my advice!!! Shouldhe go with a PEVY AMPLIFIER, or a VITTORIA ??? Mynieces name!!! I was telling him that I never heard of aVITTORIA before. He was sold on it!!! And, my niece is

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