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Cougar Town by Bill Lawrence and Kevin Biegel ... - Zen 134237

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8.JULESThey’re very similar looks.GRAYSON(walks off)Have a gr<strong>and</strong> morning.JULES(follows him)You know what drives me nuts?GRAYSONGreat, let’s talk more.JULESHow come when a 40 year-old guygets divorced <strong>and</strong> starts violatingsorority girls everyone’s like,“Way to go”, but you see adivorced... mature woman with somehot young thing <strong>and</strong> it’s moredisturbing than the Holocaust? Andyou’re not the least bit selfconsciousabout the age difference.I mean, don’t you get insecureabout your grey hair, your potbelly, your skin tags--GRAYSONWhat’s a skin tag?JULESYou know, those gross, little, molethingies older people get.GRAYSONI don’t have those, but I’m sorryyou do.JULESI don’t have skin tags.GRAYSONFor someone that doesn’t have themyou seem to know a lot about them.JULESFine, I have a big one in myarmpit.GRAYSONI may vomit. Can I ask yousomething personal?JULESDon’t be mean, I can’t h<strong>and</strong>le mean.

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