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Once Upon a Time at the Adelphi - Phil Willmott

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But I don’t speak <strong>the</strong> lingo<br />

Who’d drive our Nan to Bingo?<br />

And I’m no sushi fan.<br />

NEIL: (TO JO) The caller says she might jump, (INTO THE RECIEVER) Who is<br />

this?<br />

JO:<br />

I love <strong>the</strong> <strong>Adelphi</strong><br />

Each corner of here<br />

Should I leave here cause some fellah<br />

Stuck his f<strong>at</strong> tongue in my ear?<br />

JO:<br />

(SLOW)<br />

‘though his kisses thrill me<br />

I need a sign, some proof<br />

Th<strong>at</strong> leaving here’s <strong>the</strong> right thing -<br />

NEIL: Jo!<br />

EVERYONE<br />

Can we get some service please?<br />

NEIL: (TO JO) There’s somebody on <strong>the</strong> roof<br />

ALL: Wh<strong>at</strong> time’s breakfast? How do I checkout?<br />

NEIL: There’s somebody on <strong>the</strong> roof!<br />

NUMBER RESOLVES.<br />

THE ROOF.<br />

SCENE 2<br />

JO APPROACHES ALICE WHO’S STADING IN SHADOW.<br />

JO: You alright love? it’s a bit cold up here isn’t it?<br />

OLDER ALICE: Is it? I don’t notice. The roof has always been my favourite<br />

place in <strong>the</strong> whole hotel. When I used to work here –<br />

JO: You worked here?<br />

OLDER ALICE: For many years. (UNDERSCORE STARTS) Back in <strong>the</strong> old days.<br />

JO: Look, let’s go down eh, heights do me head in.<br />

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