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16. 2016 BIKES:

TRIUMPH & DUCATI

24. COVER TEST:

KAWASAKI KX450F

30. FIRST RIDE:

KUBOTA SXS

Editor: Roley Foley

It’s the silly season - here goes!

34. FEATURE:

BMW MOTORRAD DAYS

42. FEATURE:

REDBULL SEA TO SKY

While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for a

dirtbike. “If you get your dirtbike,” I told him, “your dad is

going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?”

The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation

along,

I asked, “What else would you like Santa to bring you?”

He promptly replied, “Another dirtbike.”

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the

usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child

stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute,

then gasped, “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a

note on it saying “Toys not included.”

Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A: A Christmas quacker!

Q: What’s the most popular Christmas wine?

A: ‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A: Tinsilitis!

-Got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.

-Not her main present, it’s just a stocking filler.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Santa

Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.

And the last one...

Q: What is a lion’s favorite Christmas carol?

A: Jungle Bells.

Cheers all have a fantastic Christmas season and ride

safely wherever you are!

The Dirt And Trail Magazine team.

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YAMAHA YZ250X

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