Smoke in the Wires Jan 2016
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<strong>Jan</strong>uary <strong>2016</strong> Volume 4 #1
Front Cover: Jaguar D-Type replica by Marc Cherry<br />
Flyleaf: Sunbeams at Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay by Mike Japp<br />
Back Cover: Jaguar D-Type replica by Marc Cherry<br />
<strong>Smoke</strong> <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Wires</strong> is a publication of <strong>the</strong> Panhandle British Car Association<br />
Contact Marc Cherry redshirt98@att.net for questions or submissions<br />
Contents<br />
From <strong>the</strong> Editor 3<br />
Upcom<strong>in</strong>g Events 5<br />
Miss<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> Marque 6<br />
Christmas Party 8<br />
Lillian Parade 11<br />
Atmore Rally 12<br />
Lucas Distributors 13<br />
Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay Volunteer List 15<br />
Feature Car 18<br />
Tool of <strong>the</strong> Month 22<br />
Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay Sponsorship Form 26<br />
PBCA Facebook 27<br />
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Lett<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> <strong>Smoke</strong> out<br />
Marc Cherry<br />
Editor<br />
What a great w<strong>in</strong>ter driv<strong>in</strong>g season we’ve been hav<strong>in</strong>g. Decent temperatures and low humidity are <strong>the</strong> payoff<br />
for endur<strong>in</strong>g July and August here. While we haven’t had a lot of driv<strong>in</strong>g events, <strong>the</strong>re have been plenty of drives<br />
to take and events to attend. The auction season is kick<strong>in</strong>g off <strong>in</strong> Scottsdale and F1 and NASCAR will be runn<strong>in</strong>g<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir openers. Before you know it, <strong>the</strong> club’s signature event, Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay, will be here.<br />
<strong>Jan</strong>uary has proven much busier than I expected as my <strong>in</strong>volvement with <strong>the</strong> classic auction scene has expanded<br />
considerably. My auction house, Motostalgia, secured a Saturday even<strong>in</strong>g auction this year at Amelia Island.<br />
Suddenly <strong>the</strong>re’s no shortage of work to do. In addition to <strong>the</strong> catalog work, I am now work<strong>in</strong>g consignments.<br />
This change brought <strong>the</strong> good fortune of be<strong>in</strong>g asked to attend <strong>the</strong> Cavall<strong>in</strong>o Classic <strong>in</strong> Palm Beach. This is <strong>the</strong><br />
premier Ferrari event <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> eastern US. What an<br />
<strong>in</strong>credible experience at an amaz<strong>in</strong>g venue. More<br />
remarkable was that <strong>the</strong>y charged a $200 entry fee (we<br />
had passes as advertisers) and gave away goodie bags<br />
that conta<strong>in</strong>ed less than last year’s Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay bags!<br />
Shameless Plug for my auction house--click to visit!<br />
If you make it out to Amelia this year, please look me up.<br />
I’ve also been busy with an ongo<strong>in</strong>g side project, convert<strong>in</strong>g my mill<strong>in</strong>g mach<strong>in</strong>e to computer numerical control<br />
(CNC). See <strong>the</strong> Feb 2015 Tool of <strong>the</strong> Month feature for details of <strong>the</strong> mill. So far it has proven to be an expensive<br />
and extensive project. I have named <strong>the</strong> new pet Millbot. Right now I have full control over <strong>the</strong> X and Y axis and<br />
can make <strong>the</strong> mill<br />
draw pictures and<br />
forge autographs if<br />
I mount a pen <strong>in</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> sp<strong>in</strong>dle. I have<br />
even cut precision<br />
parts out of foam.<br />
The conversion isn’t<br />
even fully done and<br />
it is already<br />
mesmeriz<strong>in</strong>g to<br />
watch Millbot run<br />
through its paces<br />
cutt<strong>in</strong>g th<strong>in</strong>gs out.<br />
By early next<br />
D<strong>in</strong>os at <strong>the</strong> Cavall<strong>in</strong>o Classic<br />
month, I should be<br />
f<strong>in</strong>ished with convert<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> Z axis to computer control and be able to start mak<strong>in</strong>g 3D metal, wood and nylon<br />
parts as needed.<br />
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We started <strong>the</strong> <strong>Smoke</strong> <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Wires</strong> digital magaz<strong>in</strong>e with two<br />
goals <strong>in</strong> m<strong>in</strong>d: to promote Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay attendance and to<br />
<strong>in</strong>crease participation with<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> club. With <strong>the</strong> arrival of <strong>the</strong><br />
New Year, we are fully <strong>in</strong>to <strong>the</strong> show plann<strong>in</strong>g season. This is<br />
our 24th year and we cont<strong>in</strong>ue to streng<strong>the</strong>n and improve<br />
each year. We would like to expand our Friday events but<br />
can only do so if <strong>the</strong>re is participation from PBCA members.<br />
For once I’m not just ask<strong>in</strong>g for volunteers to work, I want<br />
you to make time to play on Friday too. Please welcome our<br />
guests by jo<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> on <strong>the</strong> tours and events. This year we’ve<br />
also placed an emphasis on <strong>the</strong> goody bags and you will see<br />
<strong>in</strong>terest<strong>in</strong>g and useful items <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>m. I’m actually serious<br />
about that. This year’s bags will enlighten and enterta<strong>in</strong>, and<br />
I personally guarantee <strong>the</strong> opportunity to <strong>in</strong>jure yourself with<br />
at least one of <strong>the</strong> items provided.<br />
Later <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>se pages, you will f<strong>in</strong>d <strong>the</strong> volunteer list. I started<br />
with last year’s list and started confirm<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> volunteers at<br />
<strong>the</strong> <strong>Jan</strong>uary meet<strong>in</strong>g. If you missed <strong>the</strong> meet<strong>in</strong>g, please f<strong>in</strong>d<br />
your name on <strong>the</strong> list and contact me (redshirt98@att.net or<br />
(520) 237-0285) to let me know if you can do that job aga<strong>in</strong>.<br />
If you didn’t volunteer last year, look over <strong>the</strong> list and see<br />
what jobs you might like to help with. Contact me and I’ll<br />
make it happen! It would really make <strong>the</strong> show committee’s<br />
job easier if you take <strong>the</strong> time to tell us you can help ra<strong>the</strong>r than for me to track you down to confirm you are<br />
will<strong>in</strong>g to serve aga<strong>in</strong>.<br />
As always, sponsorship is <strong>the</strong><br />
watchword for <strong>the</strong> months lead<strong>in</strong>g<br />
up to <strong>the</strong> show. Proceeds from<br />
Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay fund our entire<br />
year of activities. Did you enjoy<br />
<strong>the</strong> Christmas party? Are you<br />
aware that <strong>the</strong> club subsidized<br />
each ticket to <strong>the</strong> tune of $37?<br />
The club underwrites countless<br />
events throughout <strong>the</strong> year from<br />
The cheap seats at <strong>the</strong> Cavall<strong>in</strong>o Classic<br />
<strong>the</strong> show proceeds and will need a<br />
healthy seed fund from this show to start our 25th anniversary celebration next year. Please visit <strong>the</strong> bus<strong>in</strong>esses<br />
you patronize and ask <strong>the</strong>m to sponsor our show. Or, if you th<strong>in</strong>k our annual dues are ridiculously low for what<br />
you get, take on a sponsorship yourself as several members did last year.<br />
Hope you enjoy this <strong>Smoke</strong> <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Wires</strong>. Mike Japp’s Spitfire appears as this issue’s Feature Car. We have a<br />
guest columnist for <strong>the</strong> Tool of <strong>the</strong> Month feature <strong>in</strong> addition to o<strong>the</strong>r great content. See you at <strong>the</strong> next event!<br />
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PBCA UPCOMING EVENTS SCHEDULE<br />
February and March<br />
All PBCA Monthly Meet<strong>in</strong>gs will be 6:00 pm D<strong>in</strong>ner/7:00 pm Meet<strong>in</strong>g at Sonny’s Bar-B-Que, Navy<br />
Blvd at US Hwy 98, Pensacola and will feature a Program, Door Prizes, 50/50 draw<strong>in</strong>g until fur<strong>the</strong>r<br />
notice by email, website and Telephone Tree.<br />
*All Executive and Show Committee Lunch Meet<strong>in</strong>gs are always open to <strong>the</strong> entire membership and<br />
participation is encouraged. For new members it is a good way to meet active members and get<br />
<strong>in</strong>volved <strong>in</strong> ei<strong>the</strong>r a small or larger way. Be a part of <strong>the</strong> club. You will be enthusiastically welcomed.<br />
Event details will be emailed and posted on <strong>the</strong> PBCA Website: www.pbca1.com<br />
(PBCA Sponsored Events, Club Activities and Meet<strong>in</strong>gs <strong>in</strong> Bold type)<br />
FEBRUARY<br />
Saturday 6 - Atmore Rallye. Start - Register: 10:00 - 11:15 At same place - By (closed) Burger K<strong>in</strong>g,<br />
N<strong>in</strong>e-Mile Plaza, North side of east N<strong>in</strong>e-Mile Rd. (Hwy ALT 90) Address: 312 E. N<strong>in</strong>e<br />
Mile Rd, Pensacola, FL 32514-2737. Register, get route sheet, and start at your<br />
convenience. No need to pre-register. No fee.<br />
Tuesday 9 - Breakfast at <strong>the</strong> Grand, 10:00 am, Crown Plaza<br />
Tuesday 9 - "Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay" Show Comm Meet<strong>in</strong>g, 12:00 Noon, Crown Plaza<br />
Wednesday 10 - PBCA Executive Committee Meet<strong>in</strong>g, 12:00 Noon, Crown Plaza*<br />
Monday 15<br />
Sunday 21<br />
MARCH<br />
- PBCA Meet<strong>in</strong>g & Program<br />
- Annual Shrimp Boil, at Bear Lake, 11AM till 3PM, plan to eat by 1:00 PM. Br<strong>in</strong>g<br />
favorite dessert if you wish, your dr<strong>in</strong>ks and lawn chairs.<br />
Tuesday 1 - Breakfast at <strong>the</strong> Grand, 10:00 am, Crown Plaza<br />
Tuesday 1 - "Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay" Show Committee Meet<strong>in</strong>g, 12:00 Noon, Crown Plaza (Follow<strong>in</strong>g<br />
Breakfast)*<br />
Saturday 5 - The Bay British show, Panama City at Pier Park (New location!)<br />
Fri-Sun 11- 13 - Amelia Island Concours d ’Elegance<br />
Wednesday 16 - PBCA Executive Committee Meet<strong>in</strong>g, 12:00 Noon, Crown Plaza*<br />
Fri-Sun 18-20 - Mustang Show<br />
Friday 18 - New Orleans British Car Show Welcome Party<br />
Saturday 19 - New Orleans British Car Show<br />
Saturday 19 - Fairhope Arts and Crafts Festival, Fairhope, AL<br />
Monday 21 - PBCA Meet<strong>in</strong>g & Program<br />
Friday 25 - Fancy Friday D<strong>in</strong>ner on <strong>the</strong> Town, Location TBA, $10 RSVP Required<br />
Tuesday 29 - Breakfast at <strong>the</strong> Grand NOTE: ONE WEEK EARLY DUE TO SHOW<br />
Tuesday 29 - "Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay" Show Committee Meet<strong>in</strong>g, 11:00 am, Crown Plaza*<br />
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<strong>Jan</strong>uary The British L<strong>in</strong>e submission for The Marque by Richard Lewis<br />
Without be<strong>in</strong>g told, Your<br />
Loyal Correspond (YLC) suspects<br />
that you already know this is a new<br />
year. With that knowledge firmly <strong>in</strong><br />
place, what are we go<strong>in</strong>g to do about<br />
it? How can we make this a better<br />
year than last?<br />
YLC is not go<strong>in</strong>g to delve <strong>in</strong>to<br />
all those issues that usually make<br />
<strong>the</strong> list of New Year’ s Resolutions,<br />
th<strong>in</strong>gs like lose weight, stop<br />
smok<strong>in</strong>g (What, you are still<br />
smok<strong>in</strong>g? Are you mad? Has Demon<br />
Nicot<strong>in</strong>e rotted what few bra<strong>in</strong> cells<br />
still rattle around <strong>in</strong> that cavernous<br />
space? This is your mo<strong>the</strong>r<br />
speak<strong>in</strong>g—Stop!), or all <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
th<strong>in</strong>gs you promise s<strong>in</strong>cerely and<br />
with <strong>the</strong> best <strong>in</strong>tentions and are<br />
eaten with guilt by <strong>Jan</strong>uary 31 for<br />
fail<strong>in</strong>g to deliver on.<br />
No, this is truly YLC speak<strong>in</strong>g<br />
to himself <strong>in</strong> regards to resolutions<br />
related to his own British car, and if<br />
you want to tag along, jump aboard.<br />
First and foremost, he<br />
resolves to make sure he takes <strong>the</strong><br />
sh<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g, sparkl<strong>in</strong>g TR 6 out of <strong>the</strong><br />
garage more often than monthly. It<br />
is amaz<strong>in</strong>g, at least to YLC, how<br />
many excuses one can f<strong>in</strong>d for not<br />
unlimber<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> LBC---“Looks like<br />
ra<strong>in</strong>, Its really cold, It’s just a short<br />
trip and <strong>the</strong> sedan is so much more<br />
comfortable, My back hurts and<br />
those seats are murder”, and so on,<br />
ad nauseum. No more! The noble<br />
eng<strong>in</strong>e’s roar will be heard with<br />
regularity, even <strong>the</strong> top will come<br />
down, and on to <strong>the</strong> open road.<br />
Next, he will start do<strong>in</strong>g more<br />
of <strong>the</strong> required work on <strong>the</strong> car than<br />
he has <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> past. Yes, gett<strong>in</strong>g<br />
under <strong>the</strong> car is harder than it used<br />
to be, Yes, bend<strong>in</strong>g over <strong>the</strong> eng<strong>in</strong>e<br />
bay can br<strong>in</strong>g on back pa<strong>in</strong>, Yes,<br />
sk<strong>in</strong>ned knuckles are not pleasant,<br />
but <strong>the</strong>re will be no more of this<br />
tak<strong>in</strong>g it to <strong>the</strong> mechanic for every<br />
little th<strong>in</strong>g like chang<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> oil,<br />
adjust<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> tim<strong>in</strong>g, chang<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong><br />
po<strong>in</strong>ts and plugs, rotat<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> tires,<br />
and so on. While <strong>the</strong>re are likely<br />
jobs that will require more expert<br />
hands, <strong>the</strong>se aforementioned are<br />
jobs that can be done by YLC, and<br />
even a few more even more complex<br />
ones, and he will desist with tak<strong>in</strong>g<br />
<strong>the</strong> easy way out.<br />
Lastly, s<strong>in</strong>ce three resolutions<br />
are enough for anyone, he will resist<br />
<strong>the</strong> temptation to covet every<br />
beautiful car he sees, and def<strong>in</strong>itely<br />
resist buy<strong>in</strong>g any more of <strong>the</strong>m. In<br />
<strong>the</strong> past, YLC has yielded to <strong>the</strong><br />
siren song of <strong>the</strong> desire to own “just<br />
one more, that can’t hurt anyth<strong>in</strong>g.”<br />
Yes, it can. No more irrational<br />
purchases, no more buy<strong>in</strong>g cars<br />
that are ma<strong>in</strong>ly held toge<strong>the</strong>r by<br />
rust. YLC seeks focus, and <strong>the</strong><br />
pleasure of own<strong>in</strong>g a car he<br />
cherishes and, most of all, uses.<br />
Well, we’ll see how all of this<br />
goes. If any of <strong>the</strong>se resolutions<br />
strike a chord with you, help<br />
yourself. If YLC lives by any of <strong>the</strong>se,<br />
time only will tell.<br />
The end of 2015 was a busy<br />
time for PBCA. Let’s review some<br />
highlights.<br />
Recent<br />
Dec. 1 saw <strong>the</strong> Tuesday Morn<strong>in</strong>g<br />
Breakfast and Show Committee<br />
Meet<strong>in</strong>gs. We enjoyed breakfast and<br />
<strong>the</strong>n cont<strong>in</strong>ued work on <strong>the</strong> April<br />
15-16 Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay Show, which<br />
promises to be a humd<strong>in</strong>ger. Last<br />
year’s show saw stormy wea<strong>the</strong>r,<br />
which caused a drop <strong>in</strong> attendance<br />
but still a surpris<strong>in</strong>g number of<br />
attendees brave enough to challenge<br />
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<strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>termittent showers. We have<br />
been assured that <strong>the</strong> wea<strong>the</strong>r will<br />
be perfect next year and we are<br />
mak<strong>in</strong>g book on it. It will be a great<br />
show.<br />
Dec. 5- The big Christmas Party at<br />
<strong>the</strong> Grand was a swimm<strong>in</strong>g success,<br />
with <strong>the</strong> largest attendance <strong>in</strong> recent<br />
years, good food, and lots of fun<br />
with <strong>the</strong> Dirty Santa gift swap.<br />
Dec. 12-Lillian Christmas Parade,<br />
as always for us organized by Tom<br />
and Jeanne Schmitz. A nice turnout<br />
and great fun for kids, with lots of<br />
candy and small toys com<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
way.<br />
Dec. 18- The Executive Board met<br />
at <strong>the</strong> Grand to plan events for <strong>the</strong><br />
next year and to attend to some<br />
unf<strong>in</strong>ished bus<strong>in</strong>ess, <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong><br />
revision of <strong>the</strong> By-Laws, which will<br />
be sent to members at <strong>the</strong> beg<strong>in</strong>n<strong>in</strong>g<br />
of <strong>the</strong> year.<br />
Dec. 19-Our Christmas Cookie,<br />
Cake, and Pie Luncheon and Tour<br />
started with <strong>the</strong> tour of Historic<br />
Bagdad and <strong>the</strong>n lunch, which<br />
<strong>in</strong>cluded about fifteen homemade<br />
desserts <strong>in</strong> competition. All proved<br />
wonderful.<br />
<strong>Jan</strong>. 13- The Executive Board met<br />
aga<strong>in</strong> to f<strong>in</strong>ish <strong>the</strong> work of <strong>the</strong> Dec.<br />
18 meet<strong>in</strong>g. The Schedule of Events<br />
was approved, plans made to<br />
distribute <strong>the</strong> By-Laws, a review of<br />
Christmas Party expenses was<br />
presented, and <strong>the</strong> purchase of club<br />
badges discussed.<br />
<strong>Jan</strong>. 18-Regular Monthly Meet<strong>in</strong>g at<br />
Sonny’s BBQ. Club bus<strong>in</strong>ess,<br />
<strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g a review of recent and<br />
upcom<strong>in</strong>g events, plans for By-Laws<br />
distribution, and discussion of club<br />
badges. Volunteers are needed for<br />
Fancy Friday event and Program<br />
Committee.<br />
Until next time, remember to put<br />
<strong>the</strong> clutch down when you shift.<br />
Statistical Outlier was this Allard J2 at <strong>the</strong> Cavall<strong>in</strong>o Classic<br />
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PBCA Christmas Party<br />
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Lillian Christmas Parade<br />
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Tenth Annual Pensacola-Atmore<br />
Road Rally<br />
Saturday Feb. 6, <strong>2016</strong><br />
Sponsored by: Pensacola Aust<strong>in</strong>-Healey Club and<br />
Panhandle Cruisers Car Club<br />
Start - Register: 10:00 - 11:15 At same<br />
place - By (closed) Burger K<strong>in</strong>g, N<strong>in</strong>e-Mile Plaza, North<br />
side of east N<strong>in</strong>e-Mile Rd. (Hwy ALT<br />
90) Address: 312 E N<strong>in</strong>e Mile Rd, Pensacola, FL<br />
32514-2737. Register, get route sheet, and start at your<br />
convenience. No need to pre-register. No fee to<br />
register.<br />
Course: 50 - plus miles over well-paved<br />
“Roads Less Travelled”. Pr<strong>in</strong>ted course <strong>in</strong>structions<br />
will be provided after you register. Roads will be<br />
selected to avoid choke-po<strong>in</strong>ts.<br />
Dest<strong>in</strong>ation: David’s Catfish<br />
House, Atmore, Alabama - David’s will<br />
be prepared to handle <strong>the</strong> crowd!!! Last year<br />
<strong>the</strong>re were 128 cars from 22 clubs. David’s<br />
catfish is second to none! You can order<br />
anyth<strong>in</strong>g else you like from <strong>the</strong> menu.<br />
Drive your sports car, hot rod, custom or<br />
family sedan so long as it is street legal. You will be a<br />
normal driver us<strong>in</strong>g public roads. Speed limits must be followed.<br />
Note: Pensacola-Atmore Road Rally is not a competitive event.<br />
Ra<strong>in</strong> Date: If <strong>the</strong>re is heavy ra<strong>in</strong>, parts of <strong>the</strong> rally course might be flooded and <strong>the</strong> rally will be<br />
postponed. The ra<strong>in</strong> date is <strong>the</strong> follow<strong>in</strong>g Saturday - February 13, <strong>2016</strong>.<br />
Questions? Bill Moseley, Rallymaster 850 456-9040 moseley1@cox.net or Warren Peacock, President,<br />
Panhandle Cruisers 251 946-3327 capsoda@gulftel.net<br />
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Lucas Electronic Ignitions<br />
By Jeff Simpson<br />
What follows is <strong>the</strong> third of a series of articles repr<strong>in</strong>ted with permission from The Register, <strong>the</strong> newsletter<br />
of <strong>the</strong> Tucson British Car Register. All words and photos copyright Jeff Simpson.<br />
For those cars with <strong>the</strong> 40--series Lucas distributors, I wrote about <strong>the</strong> option of<br />
us<strong>in</strong>g a Standard Motor Products “LX-101” ignition module as a way to replace<br />
<strong>the</strong> orig<strong>in</strong>al LUCAS “AB14 electronic ignition module (see March 2015<br />
Register). For those of you who want to keep everyth<strong>in</strong>g look<strong>in</strong>g strictly<br />
orig<strong>in</strong>al, here's ano<strong>the</strong>r option for you.<br />
To remove <strong>the</strong> orig<strong>in</strong>al module, disconnect <strong>the</strong> black cable which goes to <strong>the</strong><br />
distributor, <strong>the</strong> white wire to <strong>the</strong> 12 volt ignition power supply, and <strong>the</strong> white<br />
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with black stripe to <strong>the</strong> coil, <strong>the</strong>n unscrew <strong>the</strong> module from its mount<strong>in</strong>g<br />
surface. Hav<strong>in</strong>g removed <strong>the</strong> module, unscrew <strong>the</strong> four small screws which<br />
reta<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> back cover and lift it off. Surprise! There you will see <strong>the</strong> General<br />
Motors HEI, 4-p<strong>in</strong>, ignition control module. These are available everywhere and<br />
anywhere for as little as $15.00 to $20.00.<br />
They work on 4 or 6 cyl<strong>in</strong>der eng<strong>in</strong>es. The GM HEI modules come under <strong>the</strong><br />
name Delco, Allstar, Moroso,<br />
Accel brand, and probably o<strong>the</strong>rs.<br />
Unscrew <strong>the</strong> two small mount<strong>in</strong>g nuts, disconnect <strong>the</strong> wires, and remove. You<br />
don't need to remove <strong>the</strong> capacitor or potted transistor <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> alum<strong>in</strong>um cover,<br />
which functions primarily as a heat s<strong>in</strong>k. Put a liberal coat<strong>in</strong>g of dielectric<br />
grease or Silicon gel over <strong>the</strong> metal plate on <strong>the</strong> bottom of <strong>the</strong> new module to<br />
help with heat transfer. Plug <strong>the</strong> wires onto <strong>the</strong> new unit <strong>the</strong> same way as <strong>the</strong><br />
old. Attach mount<strong>in</strong>g nuts. Put <strong>the</strong> rear cover plate back on and replace <strong>the</strong><br />
module back onto <strong>the</strong> car and attach <strong>the</strong> black cable, white, white / black wires.<br />
You now have a new electronic ignition system that not only looks <strong>the</strong> same<br />
as <strong>the</strong> orig<strong>in</strong>al, but is <strong>the</strong> same. Make sure all connections are clean and solid,<br />
and you're good to go, hav<strong>in</strong>g just saved<br />
and you're good to go, hav<strong>in</strong>g just saved yourself at least a couple hundred<br />
dollars.<br />
If your car was converted from <strong>the</strong> earlier Lucas “Opus” electronic ignition<br />
system, you no longer need or want <strong>the</strong> ballast resistors. They should have<br />
been taken out of <strong>the</strong> circuit when <strong>the</strong> ignition was orig<strong>in</strong>ally converted. Make<br />
sure that <strong>the</strong>y are.<br />
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Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay Volunteer List<br />
April 15-16, <strong>2016</strong><br />
Thanks to everyone who has already confirmed <strong>the</strong>ir volunteer slot for <strong>the</strong> <strong>2016</strong> Brits on <strong>the</strong> Bay.<br />
We are way ahead of <strong>the</strong> game this year on volunteers. I already have XXX out of XXX spots<br />
confirmed. As you look through this list, I have highlighted <strong>the</strong> few people I still need to hear from.<br />
Please send me an e-mail at redshirt98@att.com to confirm. We really appreciate your enthusiastic<br />
participation and look forward to ano<strong>the</strong>r great year.<br />
Chair: Tom Schmitz<br />
Assistant Chair: Bob Henson, Tom Matsoukas, Marc Cherry<br />
Site Preparation: Friday-Saturday<br />
Bill Weeks, chair, Keith Sanders, Bob Henson, Paul Salm, Tom Matsoukas, Marc Cherry<br />
Park<strong>in</strong>g:<br />
Marc Cherry, chair, Bill Weeks, Richard Lewis, Rich Willows, Al Deweese, John Grossi,<br />
Gus Fell, Tim Maynard, Dave Powers, Tabor Tompk<strong>in</strong>s, Jack Rowles, Jason Court<br />
Reception/Registration Area:<br />
Tom Schmitz, chair, Jeanne Schmitz, Midge Derby, Curt Derby, Risa Manske, Tom Matsoukas,<br />
Rich Willows, Al Deweese, Mike Bamford, Karlyn Cherry<br />
Ballot<strong>in</strong>g:<br />
Tom Schmitz, Chair, Gail Sanders, Donna Weeks, Rise Manske, Liz Maynard, Midge Derby, Karlyn<br />
Cherry<br />
Awards/Trophies:<br />
Tom Schmitz, chair, Marc Cherry, Bob Henson<br />
Specialty Awards:<br />
Roll<strong>in</strong>g Sculpture Award--Bill Sillhan<br />
Special Category Trophies--Marc Cherry<br />
Moulton Family Award--Moulton Family<br />
Best <strong>in</strong> Show-judges--Mike Darby with Larry Norton and Bill Gillson of Peachtree MG Registry<br />
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T Shirts<br />
Artwork: Curt Derby, Rich Willows<br />
Production: Tom Schmitz, Curt Derby<br />
Show Sales: Mickey Kay, chair, Kay Kay, Ann Fell, John Malone and Ken Stewart<br />
Pr<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g<br />
Curt Derby, chair<br />
Goody Bags<br />
Tom Schmitz, chair, Darla Willows, Rich Willows, Al Deweese<br />
Sound System:<br />
Bob Manske, chair, Bill Weeks, Tom Matsoukas, Keith Sanders, Marc Cherry, Tommy Fulgham<br />
Show Promotions:<br />
Bill Weeks, chair, Keith Sanders, Curt Derby, Tom Schmitz, Bob Manske<br />
Awards Presentation:<br />
Tom Schmitz, chair, Marc Cherry, Taber Tompk<strong>in</strong>s, Paul Salm<br />
Photography:<br />
Mike Japp, chair and web site manager, Bill Moseley, Cam Leonard & Richard Lewis<br />
Motor Homes:<br />
Gus Fell, Bill Weeks<br />
Friday Day Activities:<br />
Tom Matsoukas, Marc Cherry. Co-chairs, Henry Hensel, Ingrid Candelaria, Richard<br />
Lewis<br />
Friday Night Reception:<br />
Bob Manske, chair<br />
Set Up: Marc Cherry, Tom Matsoukas, Therese Hemert, Liza Maynard, Tim Maynard,<br />
Marie Olive, Jeff Olive, Jason Court, Stacie Court<br />
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Food Arrangement and Serv<strong>in</strong>g: Therese Hemmert, Jeff Olive, Marie Olive<br />
Guest Welcome: Marc Cherry, Melissa Silhan, Bill Silhan<br />
Post Event Clean Up (10-11:30 pm): Carol Stewart, Ken Stewart, Jack Rowles, Jerry Rowles,<br />
Jeff Olive, Marie Olive<br />
Food Booth:<br />
Therese Hemmert, chair, Gene Wilcox, Carol Stewart<br />
Bob Manske, Monica Bachmann, Marie Olive<br />
Raffle:<br />
Jeff Olive, Judy Huber, Paul Salm, Jerry Rowles<br />
50/50: Darla Willows, Donna Weeks<br />
Basket Sales<br />
Therese Hemmert (basket), chair, Joan Clemons (quilt), Jerry Rowles (basket), Ann & Gus<br />
Fell (basket), Jeff Olive (wood bowl), Tom Matsoukas (tools), Rich Willows (pa<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g<br />
and framed pr<strong>in</strong>t), Curt Derby (2 pa<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>gs), Dom Hambrick (Enamel Badge),<br />
United Bank (silver necklace)<br />
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Featured Car<br />
1977 Triumph Spitfire<br />
Mike Japp<br />
Words and Photos by Mike Japp<br />
It’s hard to believe that over thirty years have gone by s<strong>in</strong>ce my Dad bought a 1977 Triumph<br />
Spitfire for me from <strong>the</strong> orig<strong>in</strong>al owner. Even though I have had to repair many th<strong>in</strong>gs and broke<br />
down unexpectedly once or twice, I have throughly enjoyed my years with this Spitfire. Who else<br />
can say <strong>the</strong>y still have <strong>the</strong>ir first car, 34 years later?<br />
It started <strong>in</strong> 1981 when my Dad showed me this yellow sports car convertible <strong>in</strong> Bay St. Louis,<br />
Mississippi. I was 15-years-old and a month from my birthday. Dad asked me if I liked <strong>the</strong> car and if<br />
so he would buy it and we would fix it up. After climb<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> and imag<strong>in</strong>g driv<strong>in</strong>g it, “Sure!”, I said and<br />
I’m glad I did.<br />
The eng<strong>in</strong>e block was cracked so Dad located a wrecked Spitfire to get an eng<strong>in</strong>e from. With my<br />
cous<strong>in</strong>'s help we replaced <strong>the</strong> eng<strong>in</strong>e under a raised house on <strong>the</strong> coast of Waveland, MS, that we<br />
built. I dented <strong>the</strong> front bumper slightly before even driv<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> Spitfire by back<strong>in</strong>g a pickup with <strong>the</strong><br />
replacement eng<strong>in</strong>e a little too close to <strong>the</strong> car! The bonnet was removed and <strong>the</strong> tailgate of <strong>the</strong><br />
truck put a small dent <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> chrome bumper.<br />
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After f<strong>in</strong>ish<strong>in</strong>g eng<strong>in</strong>e replacement<br />
and gett<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> Stromberg<br />
carburetor rebuilt, Dad taught me<br />
how to drive a manual-shift. After<br />
school I would take small trips<br />
around <strong>the</strong> neighborhood to<br />
practice <strong>the</strong> shift<strong>in</strong>g technique.<br />
Naturally I stalled it a few times or<br />
forgot to put it back <strong>in</strong> first gear<br />
after a stop. Don’t we all when we<br />
first learn?<br />
For <strong>the</strong> next six years I drove <strong>the</strong><br />
car to high school and college, to<br />
Mississippi beaches on weekends,<br />
and even delivered pizzas. Dur<strong>in</strong>g<br />
high school I drove it from my<br />
hometown of Slidell, LA to Cape Canaveral, FL to watch <strong>the</strong> second space shuttle launch. On that<br />
trip <strong>the</strong> water pump blew <strong>the</strong>re and had to be replaced before I could drive back. I did not know<br />
how to do that yet, so we paid a mechanic for <strong>the</strong> job that I later learned how to do myself. A year<br />
later I did replace <strong>the</strong> rear leaf spr<strong>in</strong>g myself when it lost tension and also later <strong>the</strong> differential. That<br />
was a tough job!<br />
It was impressed upon me forever to never sell <strong>the</strong> Spitfire when I was 20-years old and work<strong>in</strong>g<br />
part-time at a gas station. Dur<strong>in</strong>g a year’s time, over 20 different "older men" would notice my<br />
Spitfire on <strong>the</strong> side of <strong>the</strong> build<strong>in</strong>g and ask about it. They would say that <strong>the</strong>y had one when <strong>the</strong>y<br />
were my age or that <strong>the</strong>y had an Aust<strong>in</strong> Healey, or an MGB, or TR6 or a Jaguar, etc. But <strong>the</strong>y<br />
always ended <strong>the</strong>ir story with this: “... but I sold it when I was <strong>in</strong> my 20's and I have regretted it ever<br />
s<strong>in</strong>ce.” If it had been only one or two men that said this to me, no big deal. But it was about 20<br />
different men who told me that <strong>the</strong>y had “regretted it ever s<strong>in</strong>ce.” I did not want that regret so I<br />
vowed to always keep my Spitfire no matter what.<br />
In 1987 I decided to jo<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> US Navy and stored my Spitfire <strong>in</strong> Mom’s garage for a year dur<strong>in</strong>g<br />
boot camp and tra<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g school. When permanently stationed <strong>in</strong> Jacksonville, FL, I used a Toyota<br />
Corolla to tow <strong>the</strong> Spitfire 500 miles to Jacksonville and used a storage unit as my garage because<br />
I was liv<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> barracks.<br />
On free weekends, I would repair, improve, and drive <strong>the</strong> car around Jacksonville. One side of <strong>the</strong><br />
front hubs began sweak<strong>in</strong>g badly, so I ordered new wheel bear<strong>in</strong>gs and replaced <strong>the</strong>m on both<br />
sides follow<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>structions <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Haynes manual. After new spark plugs and a carb rebuild,<br />
my barracks roommate used to love <strong>the</strong> time that I let him drive <strong>the</strong> flashy yellow convertible and<br />
he said it was a blast.<br />
The next year I moved <strong>in</strong>to shar<strong>in</strong>g a house with two o<strong>the</strong>r Navy guys and <strong>the</strong>y let me use <strong>the</strong><br />
garage for my Spitfire. There I decided to replace <strong>the</strong> carpet. As we know, classic British<br />
convertibles are never completely waterproof with <strong>the</strong> top up. M<strong>in</strong>e is no exception. When I<br />
removed <strong>the</strong> seats and pulled up <strong>the</strong> carpet, I discovered <strong>the</strong> floor pans were quite rusted on <strong>the</strong><br />
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surface. So I proceeded to sand down all <strong>the</strong> rust and old pa<strong>in</strong>t, vacuum, spray it with a rustprevention<br />
treatment, and <strong>the</strong>n seal it with undercoat<strong>in</strong>g compound to protect <strong>the</strong> metal from fur<strong>the</strong>r<br />
damage. Then <strong>the</strong> new carpet went <strong>in</strong>.<br />
The day before I started my Christmas leave <strong>in</strong> 1989, <strong>the</strong> carb of my Toyota broke and I could not<br />
fix it <strong>in</strong> time to travel to Mom’s house, so I decided to drive <strong>the</strong> Spitfire. It was a nice drive <strong>the</strong>re for<br />
Christmas, but it didn’t make it back. About an hour <strong>in</strong>to <strong>the</strong> return trip, <strong>the</strong> eng<strong>in</strong>e started bang<strong>in</strong>g<br />
loudly, so I pulled over and opened <strong>the</strong> hood to check for damage. I saw no obvious external<br />
damage so I had to call for a flatbed tow truck to take me back to Mom’s house from Gulfport,<br />
which was expensive. I was forced to return to Jacksonville without my Spitfire! Fortunately, my<br />
sister was return<strong>in</strong>g to Orlando, so she brought me back to Jacksonville first.<br />
My Spitfire sat <strong>in</strong> Mom’s garage for a year until I switched to <strong>the</strong> Naval Reserves. Then my friend<br />
Tom and I were able to pull <strong>the</strong> eng<strong>in</strong>e and remove <strong>the</strong> oil pan. We discovered that one of <strong>the</strong><br />
piston connect<strong>in</strong>g rod bear<strong>in</strong>gs was damaged from that night after Christmas. S<strong>in</strong>ce I had no<br />
knowledge of <strong>in</strong>ternal eng<strong>in</strong>e repair, we brought <strong>the</strong> eng<strong>in</strong>e to a professional <strong>in</strong> New Orleans who<br />
only charged me $150 <strong>in</strong> labor cost <strong>in</strong> addition to <strong>the</strong> parts and mach<strong>in</strong>e shop cost, all total $930.<br />
After <strong>in</strong>stall<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> eng<strong>in</strong>e back <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> car, I was back <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Spitfire’s saddle with a rebuilt eng<strong>in</strong>e.<br />
I moved to Pensacola, FL for my second college experience and had to leave my Spitfire aga<strong>in</strong> <strong>in</strong><br />
Mom’s garage for a few years while I attended classes and worked part-time three weekends a<br />
month and Navy Reserve <strong>the</strong> fourth weekend a month. As a f<strong>in</strong>ancially-struggl<strong>in</strong>g university<br />
student, I had no money and no time for <strong>the</strong> Spitfire. I needed reliable everyday transportation so<br />
my Toyota Corolla served me <strong>the</strong>re (with a few breakdowns too), but I never gave up on my<br />
Spitfire!<br />
After I graduated from UWF and rented a house with a carport, my friend Tom used his Buick to<br />
tow my Spitfire to Pensacola. There I used tarps on <strong>the</strong> side and front of <strong>the</strong> carport to protect <strong>the</strong><br />
Spitfire from bad wea<strong>the</strong>r. I worked to recover it from <strong>the</strong> time <strong>in</strong> storage by first rebuild<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong><br />
brakes, <strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong> fuel pump, and worked on <strong>the</strong> electronics. Then I drove it on a long trip from<br />
Pensacola to Seagrove and back with no trouble. I jo<strong>in</strong>ed <strong>the</strong> Panhandle British Car Association<br />
and had fun go<strong>in</strong>g to shows and learn<strong>in</strong>g from <strong>the</strong> experienced guys.<br />
But go<strong>in</strong>g to shows made me realize that my car needed new pa<strong>in</strong>t. I also realized that I was tired<br />
of rent<strong>in</strong>g, so I looked for a house to buy with <strong>the</strong> Spitfire <strong>in</strong> m<strong>in</strong>d and found a place that had a<br />
large shop beh<strong>in</strong>d <strong>the</strong> house. After mov<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>, I took <strong>the</strong> Spitfire apart. I removed <strong>the</strong> eng<strong>in</strong>e,<br />
transmission, bumpers, tail lights, turn signals, door handles, and everyth<strong>in</strong>g from <strong>the</strong> eng<strong>in</strong>e<br />
compartment firewall. I also removed <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>terior and rolled <strong>the</strong> body onto a trailer to take it to <strong>the</strong><br />
body shop. There was a lot of bondo on <strong>the</strong> right rear quarter panel from <strong>the</strong> orig<strong>in</strong>al owner's<br />
accident, so I decided that s<strong>in</strong>ce this was a restoration job <strong>the</strong> quarter panel needed to be<br />
replaced.<br />
When I brought <strong>the</strong> f<strong>in</strong>ished body back from <strong>the</strong> shop, it was only two weeks before PBCA’s annual<br />
show <strong>in</strong> 1999 on Pensacola Beach. So I worked every night before <strong>the</strong> show to put it back<br />
toge<strong>the</strong>r. I had <strong>the</strong> eng<strong>in</strong>e back <strong>in</strong> but not runn<strong>in</strong>g yet and I also had trouble with re-connect<strong>in</strong>g all<br />
<strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r wir<strong>in</strong>g correctly. So I trailered it to <strong>the</strong> show and received 2nd place <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Restoration<br />
class.<br />
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When I f<strong>in</strong>ished <strong>the</strong> wir<strong>in</strong>g enough to drive it, I discovered that <strong>the</strong> clutch would not stop <strong>the</strong><br />
flywheel to shift <strong>in</strong>to gear. There was plenty of fluid and <strong>the</strong> clutch l<strong>in</strong>e was completely bled. With<br />
<strong>the</strong> transmission tunnel cover off, I could see <strong>the</strong> lever that <strong>the</strong> slave cyl<strong>in</strong>der pushes through a<br />
small space between <strong>the</strong> clutch slave cyl<strong>in</strong>der and <strong>the</strong> bellhous<strong>in</strong>g. When I pressed <strong>the</strong> clutch, I<br />
could see it move forward. But apparently it did not more forward enough. So after two weeks, I<br />
decided to learn someth<strong>in</strong>g and go to <strong>the</strong> mechanic. Bob Malcomson at Tartan's Garage<br />
discovered that it was <strong>the</strong> pivot p<strong>in</strong> sleeve that had worn down. When I would press <strong>the</strong> clutch and<br />
<strong>the</strong> push rod pressed one side of <strong>the</strong> bellhous<strong>in</strong>g lever, <strong>the</strong> worn sleeve allowed <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r side to<br />
fall back just enough to not give <strong>the</strong> clutch enough contact with <strong>the</strong> flywheel. It was an expensive<br />
lesson, but I learned someth<strong>in</strong>g!<br />
When I asked my<br />
girlfriend to become my<br />
bride, I had owned my<br />
Spitfire for 18 years.<br />
Therefore she knew that<br />
it was not go<strong>in</strong>g away.<br />
Dur<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> first three<br />
years, she enjoyed rid<strong>in</strong>g<br />
<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> convertible with me<br />
and we drove to shows <strong>in</strong><br />
New Orleans and<br />
Tallahassee. On <strong>the</strong> way<br />
back from Tallahassee,<br />
we met club members <strong>in</strong><br />
Seagrove at <strong>the</strong> Goat<br />
Fea<strong>the</strong>rs restaurant. But after our son was born, that was not possible. One of <strong>the</strong> orig<strong>in</strong>al Spitfire<br />
TV commercials shows a man driv<strong>in</strong>g fast with his wife and <strong>the</strong>y make it look like <strong>the</strong> police are<br />
chas<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>m, but when <strong>the</strong>y arrive at a hospital and she gets out very pregnant, <strong>the</strong> audience<br />
realizes that <strong>the</strong> police were escort<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>m. My wife said very bluntly, "We are not do<strong>in</strong>g that!"<br />
Oh, well. So her drive to <strong>the</strong> hospital and my son's first ride <strong>in</strong> a car after birth was <strong>in</strong> ... my wife's<br />
Kia.<br />
Then <strong>the</strong>re were three of us, so we trailered my Spitfire to <strong>the</strong> Montgomery British Car Show when<br />
my son was about 5 months old. The first time he sat <strong>in</strong> my Spitfire was at <strong>the</strong> Pensacola Beach<br />
British Car show when he was 10 months old. His first ride <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Spitfire was to <strong>the</strong> European Car<br />
ga<strong>the</strong>r<strong>in</strong>g at <strong>the</strong> Naval Aviation Museum when he was almost 2 years old. I kept <strong>the</strong> top up and he<br />
actually fell asleep <strong>in</strong> his child-safety car seat on <strong>the</strong> way home.<br />
S<strong>in</strong>ce my daughter was born, I haven't attend as many club events as I used to with my children<br />
be<strong>in</strong>g young. But I enjoy tak<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> photos at our annual show and manag<strong>in</strong>g our website that I<br />
created back <strong>in</strong> 1998. My Spitfire's eng<strong>in</strong>e needed ano<strong>the</strong>r rebuild now 25 years after <strong>the</strong> last time,<br />
so it's missed two shows. However I have brought my 1966 Triumph 2000 Mk1 family saloon. I'm<br />
not sure if <strong>the</strong> eng<strong>in</strong>e will be re-<strong>in</strong>stalled <strong>in</strong> time for this year's show, but I will try.<br />
I never give up on my Spitfire! :-)<br />
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There are countless light<strong>in</strong>g products available to help <strong>the</strong> car<br />
lov<strong>in</strong>g public see what <strong>the</strong>y are do<strong>in</strong>g while work<strong>in</strong>g on a car. The<br />
lights come <strong>in</strong> all shapes and sizes, with hooks and magnets that<br />
can attach to (and scratch) hoods, bonnets and frames. Some have<br />
little extended tripod feet, some can be worn on your head mak<strong>in</strong>g<br />
you appear like an idiot, and some look like <strong>the</strong>y were purchased at<br />
an Adult Toy store. They mostly have <strong>the</strong> common problem of<br />
be<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> way and light<strong>in</strong>g up stuff you didn’t want lighted up,<br />
while seldom send<strong>in</strong>g much illum<strong>in</strong>ation where you actually need<br />
it. There is a reason <strong>the</strong>y are usually called “Trouble Lights”.<br />
Trouble lights have been around forever. They have <strong>the</strong> familiar<br />
Construction Details--Brute force prevails over f<strong>in</strong>esse<br />
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metal shroud to make<br />
sure <strong>the</strong> light goes<br />
where you don’t need<br />
it. The shroud also<br />
serves to collect <strong>the</strong><br />
heat and burn you.<br />
And of course <strong>the</strong>re’s<br />
<strong>the</strong> hook on top that is<br />
too big to hang on<br />
anyth<strong>in</strong>g smaller than<br />
a 10 penny nail. They<br />
really do get hot –Very<br />
Hot. You never come<br />
<strong>in</strong>to physical contact<br />
with a trouble light<br />
IV Light <strong>in</strong> action from above<br />
until it has reached <strong>the</strong><br />
Very Hot stage and you<br />
are at an important po<strong>in</strong>t of your work. Humans can’t hold a t<strong>in</strong>y snap r<strong>in</strong>g with needle nose plyers while an ear is<br />
touch<strong>in</strong>g a brand<strong>in</strong>g iron hot trouble light.<br />
So, my contribution to <strong>the</strong> Tool of <strong>the</strong> Month column is not a tool at all, but a safe, handy garage light that will let<br />
you use tools better and actually see what you’re do<strong>in</strong>g. It is a<br />
simple comb<strong>in</strong>ation of just two components, one found <strong>in</strong> any<br />
Walmart and one found <strong>in</strong> any hospital - No, not a nurse with a<br />
flashlight.<br />
Here are <strong>the</strong> facts:<br />
Dur<strong>in</strong>g a recent stay <strong>in</strong> my favorite hospital, I was forced to<br />
walk about with an I.V. <strong>in</strong> my arm connected to a bag of<br />
someth<strong>in</strong>g unknown, but very expensive, which was hang<strong>in</strong>g on<br />
<strong>the</strong> handy hooks of an even handier roll<strong>in</strong>g I.V. pole! The trusty<br />
little pole wheeled about easily on four wheels and was<br />
obviously an excellent device on which to place a directional<br />
light for work<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> my garage. Yes, a nurse with a flashlight<br />
would be better, but I couldn’t get a s<strong>in</strong>gle volunteer. When I<br />
enthusiastically tried to expla<strong>in</strong> to <strong>the</strong> staff <strong>the</strong> many uses for<br />
that wonderful I.V. pole, <strong>the</strong>y looked frightened and suggested<br />
more bed rest and cutt<strong>in</strong>g back on <strong>the</strong> pa<strong>in</strong> killers. After my<br />
release I jumped on my computer and found exactly what I<br />
wanted on Amazon. More amaz<strong>in</strong>g is that an I.V. pole just like I<br />
wanted only cost $33.58 <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g tax! Yes! The same people<br />
who charge you $125.00 for an aspir<strong>in</strong> only pay about $30<br />
bucks for those all steel, chrome plated I.V. poles. In fact, <strong>the</strong>re<br />
Good light from any position<br />
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Marc Cherry demonstrates <strong>the</strong> old ways with more light <strong>in</strong> his face than on <strong>the</strong> car<br />
were even less expensive ones offered, but one should never scrimp on I.V. poles. I didn’t tell my wife about my<br />
purchase know<strong>in</strong>g she would be pleasantly surprised when it showed up at <strong>the</strong> house. She was surprised! She had<br />
tears <strong>in</strong> her eyes when I showed her my new chromeplated,<br />
fully adjustable I.V. pole. Still, like <strong>the</strong> nurses,<br />
she was too short-sighted to see <strong>the</strong> fantastic<br />
possibilities for <strong>the</strong> I.V.pole that now stood <strong>in</strong> our<br />
kitchen. When she got over <strong>the</strong> surprise enough to<br />
speak, she only asked why I bought an I.V. pole.<br />
Proud as a peacock, I told her it was because I<br />
couldn’t get a nurse to hold a flashlight! She cried<br />
even more! I’ve never seen her so moved by any<br />
purchase ever. She said she was go<strong>in</strong>g to call <strong>the</strong><br />
doctor, but I let her know that <strong>the</strong>y would not let us<br />
have one of <strong>the</strong>ir I.V. poles because I already asked.<br />
And <strong>the</strong>n I told her <strong>the</strong> best part. I was go<strong>in</strong>g to<br />
clamp a gooseneck lamp on <strong>the</strong> pole. It is not<br />
possible to describe her reaction. She took to loudly<br />
blow<strong>in</strong>g her nose and shak<strong>in</strong>g her head. Once I<br />
managed to expla<strong>in</strong> it was for my garage she ga<strong>in</strong>ed<br />
composure and said it was nice and she was go<strong>in</strong>g to<br />
visit her sister <strong>in</strong> Texas for a few days. Anyway, it<br />
really works great! A $7.50 goose neck lamp with a<br />
super-strong clamp from Walmart and a cool burn<strong>in</strong>g<br />
led light bulb was all that was needed.<br />
Maniacal gr<strong>in</strong> for want of proper light<strong>in</strong>g<br />
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The attached pictures show how handy this little beauty really is. You will notice <strong>the</strong> picture of Marc Cherry try<strong>in</strong>g<br />
to see what he is do<strong>in</strong>g to his Jaguar while us<strong>in</strong>g a typical trouble light. The light is almost worthless. You will also<br />
notice <strong>the</strong> picture of Marc Cherry with a big glob of grease on his forehead, display<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> serenity more typically<br />
reserved for <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>sane. All this would have been prevented if my new wheeled pole light was available.<br />
Now feast your eyes on <strong>the</strong> pictures of <strong>the</strong> pole light <strong>in</strong> action. Notice that <strong>the</strong> (cool) light can be directed<br />
anywhere. No more dark places. If us<strong>in</strong>g a lift, <strong>the</strong> light is perfect for any work height. If you are work<strong>in</strong>g under<br />
<strong>the</strong> bonnet <strong>the</strong> light can be right aga<strong>in</strong>st <strong>the</strong> car and sh<strong>in</strong>e exactly where you need it.<br />
I forgot one of <strong>the</strong> components. To work “right aga<strong>in</strong>st <strong>the</strong> car” I added a piece of ¾” pipe <strong>in</strong>sulation (very cheap<br />
stuff) to <strong>the</strong> lower part of <strong>the</strong> I.V. pole. Walmart aga<strong>in</strong>- It was not far from <strong>the</strong> goose-neck clamp<strong>in</strong>g lamp. Just put<br />
it around <strong>the</strong> lower pole, remove <strong>the</strong> paper strips and It has super sticky stuff to make <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>sulation stick toge<strong>the</strong>r<br />
quite well. Once <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>sulation is <strong>in</strong>stalled <strong>the</strong> chrome pole will never scratch a fender.<br />
The entire affair can be purchased for about $40. Yes, <strong>the</strong>re are more modifications that can be done to make <strong>the</strong><br />
now famous I.V. pole roll<strong>in</strong>g garage light even more garage useful. A small tray or even a cup holder can be added.<br />
The pole is hollow all <strong>the</strong> way down and it would not be difficult to avoid <strong>the</strong> hang<strong>in</strong>g wire, but I may want to use<br />
<strong>the</strong> lamp alone, off <strong>the</strong> pole. There are endless possibilities for <strong>the</strong> little curly ended rods at <strong>the</strong> top of <strong>the</strong> pole.<br />
Cheers,<br />
R.Manske<br />
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