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HELP WANTED<br />
Grand Reopening!!!<br />
Vintage pizzeria given new life!<br />
Come be a part of the new face of<br />
Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza!<br />
Wh<strong>at</strong> could go wrong?<br />
$100.50 a week!<br />
To apply call:<br />
1-888-FAZ-FAZBEAR<br />
“I can do this job,” he thought, “I’m not afraid of the stupid<br />
bear robot. I wonder wh<strong>at</strong> the job’s about.”<br />
He called the number. Apparently they needed a night guard.<br />
It’s easy money, just sitting around in the office, w<strong>at</strong>ching security<br />
cameras. Piece of cake. The guy on the phone gave him a quick<br />
interview and told him to be there tomorrow night.<br />
Jeremy felt excited. He was going to get a uniform, and put<br />
some law and order into Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. And the robots,<br />
well, they were just kids toys.<br />
Jeremy arrived <strong>at</strong> Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza <strong>at</strong> 11pm. A middle<br />
aged guy with a mustache opened the door and let him in.<br />
“Hi, are you the Phone Guy?” Jeremy asked.<br />
“Oh, no. He’s the management, I’m just the day guard. My<br />
name is Lars, Lars Capego<strong>at</strong>.”<br />
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