Men's Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny

Introduction
I know how it goes—because we have been there.
You have an audition. One where you are supposed to be
funny. Really funny. They want you to actually make them
laugh . . . in an audition. And you want to be funny, so funny you
book the job, land the part, steal the show!
But you have to have a comedic monologue, and everything
you read is lame semiweird, and from 1983.
And you don’t want that. You don’t want to look like an idiot
with a bad monologue or a Flock of Seagulls haircut. Leave the
past in the past and prepare for hip, fresh, and hilariously now.
This book was conceived because I know a lot of funny
people. People that make a living off of being funny. Let these
funny people help you make a living off being funny yourself.
Now’s the time to share the love and hilarity.
Pick a monologue. Book that job. Steal the show. Make
them laugh.
And for goodness’ sake, don’t do a monologue that isn’t
actually funny ever again.
Alisha Gaddis