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THE
DEfinitION
AUGUST 2016
Bekah Nola Paige
Cindy
Contessa Tharesa
Emily Jean
Lana Lee Wright
Tattoo Issue
Cover Model
Kalifornia
Dreams

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The Definition
Table of Content
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FEATURES
A Man’s Voice - 34
Humor- 35
Featured Photographers
Kevin Washington
STARCHILD PHOTOGRAPHY
portizphoto
Visual Access Photography
Cyrus Haas
Iccedup Photography

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Cover Model
Kalifornia Dreams

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MONEY LOVE POWER SEX
THE DEFINITION : A MAN’S VOICE
SideNote
8 Habits That Keep You
Poor
MONEY
LOVE
POWER
SEX
Here are the top 8 habits
that can sneak into your
hard-earned income and
eat up your funds.
1. Spending more as
your income
increases.
2. Focusing on the
present without caring
about the future
Money... Love... Power .... Sex. Everyone wants to be rich but dont take the risks to be rich. There
are certain steps that one must take to reach the level of being rich. But most wont do it cause
they are scared to fail. They will talk, dream and even plan how to become rich but never but put
it in motion. They fall back into their comfort zone. Here a few step on can take to think and be
rich
10. Rich People Are Excellent Receivers
To earn large sums of money for your work & products, you must feel worthy of receiving large sums of money.
Here’s a great practice for improving your receiving skills: when someone offers you compliment, simply say accept and thanks. Don’t look
for something to compliment the other person with.
11. Rich People Choose to Get Paid Based on Results
If you want to become rich, choose to work in a pay-for-performance environment: either in your own business or in a commission-based or
bonus-based job.
If you’re confident in your ability, this arrangement will motivate you more and it will earn you a lot more money.
12. Rich People Think “Both” not “Either/Or”
Rich people understand that with creativity, it’s almost always possible to
have the best both worlds.
This requires a particular mindset of cooperation and outside-the-box
thinking, but it allows you to have our cake and eat it too.
Next time you’re faced with a tough choice… Be creative and try to find a
way to have both.
13. Rich People Focus on Their Net Worth
Generally, when we think of wealth we think in terms of how much a
person makes a in year . But wealth is much more than that. It’s one’s
income, savings, investments, and cost of living.
It’s by optimizing these 4 elements that you can create extraordinary
wealth.
3. You think it is too
early to start saving
4.Not keeping a record
of your money
5.Lack of budgeting
and/or poor budgeting
6.Being unclear of your
needs, wants, and
finances!
7.Ignoring your debt
8.Constantly upgrading
your electronic
gadgets
14. Rich People Manage Their Money Well
This is fairly self-explanatory: to become rich you need to be serious about
money management. Using your spare money optimally, avoiding credit card
interest and only spending on useful things is a great place to start.
15. Rich People Have Their Money Work Hard For Them
Once you’ve got money saved up, INVEST it. Utilize tools like investment
tracking software to monitor your results. There’s no reason to leave money
sitting in your bank account. Passive income is an incredibly powerful wealthcreating
vehicle and the sooner you get started, the better.
16. Rich People Act in Spite of Fear
This is certainly one of the most important items and a recurring theme on this blog. If you want to create your greatest life, you’ve GOT to tame
the beast of fear.
Fear will never completely go away, but it’s the ability to “feel the fear & do it anyways” that separates those who create their dream life and
those who simply dream about it.
17. Rich People Constantly Learn & Grow
Knowledge + Action = Power. The more you know & apply in your chosen
field, the more money you’ll earn.
That’s why I’ve embarked on an epic reading challenge this year, and why
you should use all the tools at your disposal to learn something every
day: blogs, books, courses,audiolearning and insightful conversation with
people who know more than you.
But learning is not enough- make sure you apply these findings,
experiment with them, and tweak as you go. That’s where the real power
lies.
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Humor
The Wishing Goblin
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom
of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught
me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion
to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK,
you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make
your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
Elderly Man & Young Wife
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a
sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.
The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What
was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left
hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing.
Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean
your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
Sperm Bank Robbery
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and
demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it
now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take
one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the
nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after
4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
Dirty Doctor
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly
awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks,
"Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with
her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
Virgin Wife
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the
husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've
been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he
wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
Blind quality controller
A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man
into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would
do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks,
"What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "Thats a good piece of fir." "Correct, says the manager,
now try this one." "Thats a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.
With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and
put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused, says the blind man, Can you turn it around?" The secretary
turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you are trying to fool me! But I know
exactly what kind of wood that is. Its the shit house door off a tuna boat!"
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