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An old man passed his granddaughter's room one night and overheard her saying her alphabet. What are you doing?" he asked. "I'm saying my prayers," explained the little girl. The man looked puzzled. "I can't think of exactly the right words, so I'm just saying all the letters. God will put them together for me, because He knows what I'm thinking." The Judge said to the defendant, "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." “That's what I told the police, but they wouldn't listen!" A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective," he replied "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off!" What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer! “I signed up to this Facebook thing ages ago but I’ve still only got you and God as my friends!” said Adam. Little Matthew was in the bath tub, and his mum was washing his hair. She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again." Matthew replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much!" St Chads Church, Linden Avenue, Woodseats email: office@stchads.org Church Offices: 15 Camping Lane, Sheffield S8 0GB Page 5 website: www.stchads.org Tel: (0114) 274 5086
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