"Not My Fucking President" Adult Coloring Book

“The concept of global warming was created
by and for the Chinese in order to
make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”

“Laziness is a trait in blacks. It really is, I believe that.
It’s not anything they can control.”

“Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.”

“We are going to have an unbelievable, perhaps record-setting
turnout for the inauguration, and ther
e will be plenty of movie and entertainment stars.
All the dress shops are sold out in Washington.
It’s hard to find a great dress for this inauguration.”

“I get up, take a shower and wash my hair.
Then I read the newspapers and watch the news on
television, and slowly the hair dries. It takes about an
hour. I don’t use the blow dryer. Once it’s dry I comb it.
Once I have it the way I like it—even though nobody else
likes it—I spray it and it’s good for the day.”

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well
documented, are various other parts of my body.”

“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful
women – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet.
Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star,
they let you do it. You can do anything.
Grab them by the p**sy. You can do anything.”

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending
the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending
people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing
those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs.
They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists…
...And some, I assume, are good people.”

“I think the only difference between me and
the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my
women are more beautiful.”

“Black guys counting my money! I hate it.
The only kind of people I want counting my money are
little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

“My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it!
Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”

“I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls
better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very
inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on
our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for
that wall. Mark my words.”

“My Twitter has become so powerful that I
can actually make my enemies tell the truth.”

“The point is, you can never be too greedy.”

“There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am”

“Women: You have to treat them like shit.”

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the
media write as long as you’ve got a young,
and beautiful piece of ass.”

“I’m the most militaristic person ever.”

“I’m really rich! I’ll show you that in a second. And by the
way: I’m not even saying that in a brag.”

“I will be the greatest jobs president
that God ever created.”

“I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does
have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my
daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

“I’m also honored to have the greatest
temperament that anybody has.”

“I have a great relationship with the blacks.”

“Happy Cinco de Mayo!
The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill.
I love Hispanics!”

“Well, you know, when it comes to racism and racists,
I am the least racist person there is. ”

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot
somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay?
It’s, like, incredible.”

“Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?”