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A man was hit in the<br />
head with a can of cola<br />
but he was alright –<br />
because it was a soft<br />
drink!<br />
Why couldn’t the<br />
leopard play hide and<br />
seek?<br />
Because he was<br />
always spotted!<br />
A man walked into<br />
a fi sh and chip shop<br />
with a salmon under<br />
his arm.<br />
‘Do you sell fi sh<br />
cakes?,’ he asked.<br />
‘No,’ was the reply.<br />
‘That’s a shame,’<br />
said the man, ‘It’s his<br />
birthday!’<br />
The teacher decided to ask<br />
his class a simple maths<br />
question: ‘If I have 12 books in<br />
one hand and nine in the other<br />
hand, what<br />
do I have?’<br />
‘I know,’<br />
shouted<br />
one of his<br />
pupils, ‘Big<br />
hands!’<br />
Adam was admiring Eve’s salad dressing!<br />
I was wondering why the<br />
ball kept getting bigger<br />
and bigger – and then it<br />
hit me!<br />
What do<br />
you call fi ve<br />
rabbits walking<br />
backwards?<br />
A receding<br />
hare line!<br />
Why don’t<br />
dogs make<br />
good dancers?<br />
Because they<br />
have two left<br />
feet!<br />
What starts with<br />
E, ends with E,<br />
and has only<br />
one letter in it?<br />
Envelope<br />
What do you<br />
call a pig that<br />
does karate?<br />
A pork chop!<br />
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