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247 April 2015 - Gryffe Advertizer

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10 the advertizer t: 01505 613340 e: info@advertizer.co.uk<br />

Got Messy Pets?<br />

With Karndean and Amtico you can rest assured knowing you have an exclusive design floor which<br />

is hardwearing, waterproof, easily maintained with non slip properties. These qualities make<br />

Karndean one of the most sought after floor coverings on the market.<br />

They are the<br />

perfect flooring<br />

choice for busy<br />

pet-friendly<br />

households.<br />

Mucky paw-prints,<br />

accidents and<br />

hairs are easily<br />

wiped up with a<br />

brush and mop<br />

and stains are no<br />

issue with this high<br />

quality flooring.<br />

Karndean won’t<br />

scratch as easily<br />

as hardwood flooring and cosmetic damage due to mischievous pets is rare. Unlike carpets, it can<br />

be disinfected and does not harbour bacteria.<br />

Comfortable and practical, Karndean is softer, warmer to the touch, and easy to clean without the<br />

porous qualities of wood and some stones. It brings the ageless beauty of natural flooring to your<br />

home without the hassle.<br />

Orchard Flooring have 14 years’<br />

experience in fitting Karndean and<br />

Amtico and are happy to offer advice on<br />

picking the best options for each room.<br />

With a home sampling service why not<br />

give us a call and be on your way to a<br />

stunning floor from Orchard Flooring.<br />

You can contact Scott on 01505 229<br />

584 or 07563 633 432<br />

E: sjmproducts@hotmail.com<br />

website- www.orchard-flooring.com<br />

Kilmacolm<br />

Dramatic Society<br />

Kilmacolm Dramatic Society was<br />

set up just before D-day 1944 to<br />

entertain troops locally, & has<br />

presented two plays per year<br />

since then.<br />

‘Allo ‘Allo is a stage production<br />

developed from a BBC 1 series<br />

which ran from 1982 until 1992 &<br />

was written by well-known script-writers Jeremy<br />

Lloyd & David Croft. In 2004 it was voted the<br />

13th best British sitcom.<br />

Set in World War Two Nazi-occupied France,<br />

it concerns the inept attempts of the Gestapo<br />

to recover the stolen portrait of ‘The Fallen<br />

Madonna with the Big Boobies, by Van Klomp’,<br />

the attempts of the French Resistance to<br />

repatriate downed British airmen, & the corrupt<br />

activities of the German garrison Officers in<br />

relation to both. The portrait is concealed within<br />

a Knockwurst (German sausage) hanging in the<br />

cellar of randy, if reluctant, Resistance fighter &<br />

cafe owner Rene Artois.<br />

The play is a satire which uses irony, sarcasm,<br />

invective, wit & humour against oppression &<br />

tyranny - the reason why this work was chosen<br />

for this, the 70th anniversary of the end of World<br />

War Two, & in respect of which the decision<br />

was taken to donate part of the proceeds to a<br />

Veterans’ charity.<br />

Please come & join us on the 22nd, 23rd, 24th<br />

& 25th <strong>April</strong> at the Kidston Hall.<br />

Tickets are available, as usual, from the Cross<br />

Cafe, Kilmacolm, and from Rosie Thirde on<br />

01505 873088.

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