247 April 2015 - Gryffe Advertizer
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Kilmacolm<br />
Dramatic Society<br />
Kilmacolm Dramatic Society was<br />
set up just before D-day 1944 to<br />
entertain troops locally, & has<br />
presented two plays per year<br />
since then.<br />
‘Allo ‘Allo is a stage production<br />
developed from a BBC 1 series<br />
which ran from 1982 until 1992 &<br />
was written by well-known script-writers Jeremy<br />
Lloyd & David Croft. In 2004 it was voted the<br />
13th best British sitcom.<br />
Set in World War Two Nazi-occupied France,<br />
it concerns the inept attempts of the Gestapo<br />
to recover the stolen portrait of ‘The Fallen<br />
Madonna with the Big Boobies, by Van Klomp’,<br />
the attempts of the French Resistance to<br />
repatriate downed British airmen, & the corrupt<br />
activities of the German garrison Officers in<br />
relation to both. The portrait is concealed within<br />
a Knockwurst (German sausage) hanging in the<br />
cellar of randy, if reluctant, Resistance fighter &<br />
cafe owner Rene Artois.<br />
The play is a satire which uses irony, sarcasm,<br />
invective, wit & humour against oppression &<br />
tyranny - the reason why this work was chosen<br />
for this, the 70th anniversary of the end of World<br />
War Two, & in respect of which the decision<br />
was taken to donate part of the proceeds to a<br />
Veterans’ charity.<br />
Please come & join us on the 22nd, 23rd, 24th<br />
& 25th <strong>April</strong> at the Kidston Hall.<br />
Tickets are available, as usual, from the Cross<br />
Cafe, Kilmacolm, and from Rosie Thirde on<br />
01505 873088.