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Never criticize Americans. They have the<br />

best taste that money can buy.<br />

— Miles Kington<br />

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See, the problem is that God gives men a<br />

brain and a penis, and only enough blood to<br />

run one at a time.<br />

— Robin Williams<br />

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déja vu<br />

at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this<br />

before.<br />

— Steven Wright<br />

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To err is human—but it feels divine.<br />

— Mae West<br />

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