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SURFERS | WAVES<br />
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ISSN 1036-3491<br />
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Our<br />
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How to find them, Surf t hem<br />
and Survive them<br />
AU $11.95 incl. GST NZ $12.95 incl. GST UK £4.99
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628 Words<br />
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<br />
Surfer founder, John Severson, 1933-<strong>2017</strong>.<br />
SURFING LIFE 4
The best explanation of a wave<br />
I’ve ever heard was: it can’t be<br />
described, it can only be experienced.<br />
I was 19 years old when I heard that,<br />
and may or may not have been stoned off<br />
my tits on cheap bush weed, perched high<br />
up on a headland waiting for the tide to<br />
turn on a fairly remote patch of east coast<br />
real estate. I’m now far, far removed from<br />
my teens, but this explanation has not<br />
only stayed with me all these years, it’s<br />
crystallised and resonated.<br />
How does one describe a moving body<br />
of water, which has travelled hundreds, if<br />
not thousands of miles to its destination,<br />
before rising up off the shallowing ocean<br />
floor and bursting its insides up onto a<br />
sand bank, down a long point, outside<br />
bombie or inside reef ?<br />
The whole time its journey has been<br />
watched by a collective of humans with<br />
wax under their fingernails and salt in<br />
their hair, armed with computers and<br />
weather maps. They’ve followed the wave’s<br />
path from its embryonic conception<br />
IF THIS WAS A RELIGION, WE’D BE RADICAL<br />
inside the core of a storm, and into its<br />
final faultless form where it is ridden<br />
standing atop a polystyrene core wrapped<br />
in fibreglass.<br />
We dodge sharks; jump into rips, rather<br />
than avoid them; allow currents to drag<br />
us further into the abys; we dance to the<br />
beat of live reef under thick, heavy lips.<br />
The ways of meeting our maker out in the<br />
ocean are only limited by our imagination!<br />
No wonder the rest of the world thinks<br />
we’re stark-raving, mad.<br />
Who in their right mind would dedicate<br />
their lives, blowing off loved ones and the<br />
ravages of societal commitments, to chase<br />
these sometimes murderous – most of the<br />
time, mesmerising – things we call waves?<br />
How many marriages and relationships<br />
have ended, or jobs been lost, or parents<br />
gravely disappointed while we chase<br />
waves with all the fervour of a back-alley<br />
crack addict scoring a little bag of white<br />
disappointment?<br />
Hell, look at us here at <strong>Surfing</strong> <strong>Life</strong>.<br />
Devoting a whole bloody issue per year to<br />
the whole damn phenomenon!<br />
The spellbinding, untamed wildness<br />
and beauty of a lonely, perfect wave reeling<br />
down a sand-bottomed point, or A-framing<br />
into a little wedge 15 metres from shore.<br />
Whatever the perfect wave is that you<br />
play on a loop inside your head, we’ve got<br />
you covered in this issue. This magazine is<br />
a keepsake. Buy two copies – one to keep<br />
in your car, the other for your house. Never<br />
be more than 15 metres from this baby at<br />
all times.<br />
When life is giving you the screaming<br />
shits; when bosses, parents, wives and<br />
boyfriends are yelling at you to do better.<br />
Grab this little baby, and flick through its<br />
smooth pages and let it take you to another<br />
time and place. A place where it’s just you<br />
and your perfect wave and favourite board,<br />
and mind surf that fucker until all the<br />
outside noise has stopped.<br />
Because riding waves is the simple bit;<br />
it’s everything else in life which is freaking<br />
complicated.<br />
– Craig Braithwaite (Guest Editor)<br />
PHOTO: CURLEY<br />
SURFING LIFE 5
Up Ahead<br />
“At Kirra earlier this year, Josh Bystrom shot one of my favourite ever photos. The colour of the water is<br />
amazing, and there’s nobody else around, which is crazy, it’s just me. I know how hard it is to link up with<br />
someone at Kirra, with the current and the amount of water moving, so that makes it even more special. I hadn’t<br />
planned on shooting with anyone – I don’t usually travel with a troop of filmers and photogs – but I had a scroll<br />
through Instagram later that day, and it showed up in typical new age fashion. It’s just a really nice shot.” - Steph<br />
PHOTO: BYSTROM<br />
SURFING LIFE 6
“<br />
From the age of 10 to 20 I<br />
lived and breathed righthand<br />
pointbreaks. I can basically<br />
attribute my world titles to all<br />
those years spent surfing long<br />
walls on my forehand, and that<br />
most of the events on our Tour are<br />
held at rights, not lefts. I’ve grown<br />
up surfing right-handers and am<br />
just so comfortable with them.<br />
If a perfect left comes through<br />
with a shitty little right off it, I’m<br />
probably going the right – that’s<br />
how addicted I am!<br />
“<strong>Surfing</strong> pointbreaks on your<br />
forehand lets you smooth out your<br />
turns, work out the kinks, and just<br />
go FAST. All these years later they’re<br />
still my favourite waves, so I’m<br />
pretty lucky I live right in front of<br />
one of the best in the world.<br />
“Kirra is an incredibly special<br />
wave to me. I remember watching<br />
my dad out there when I was young,<br />
and the Billabong Pro way back in<br />
the day. I remember it just being<br />
so fast, and the groynes freaked<br />
me out a little, too. Just as I started<br />
to really get into surfing it kind of<br />
disappeared, so it’s always been<br />
mythical. I think the sand has finally<br />
sorted itself out now, though, so you<br />
can surf Snapper when it’s small and<br />
then Kirra when it picks up.<br />
“Now whenever it breaks I go<br />
straight there. Well, kinda, you still<br />
paddle out at Snapper and drift<br />
down, and the whole time you’re<br />
wondering what it’ll be like. Then<br />
you come around the groyne and<br />
straight away you’re inside everyone<br />
and hopefully you can pick a wave<br />
off. Snapper is crowded all day long,<br />
but Kirra has these magical little<br />
windows where suddenly there’s<br />
not too many people around and it<br />
clicks and turns on these perfectly<br />
groomed lines.<br />
“It’s a long walk to my house if<br />
I’ve gone all the way to the end of<br />
Kirra, so I’ll keep my eyes out for<br />
a friend and see if I can get a lift<br />
back! If not, I’m dry by the time I get<br />
home. It’s the perfect way to start<br />
the day.<br />
”<br />
– Stephanie Gilmore, on Kirra<br />
SURFING LIFE 7
DEREK DISNEY | HOTCOAT BOARDSHORT<br />
CREATORS & INNOVATORS<br />
vissla.com
PHOTO: TMK<br />
W A V E S<br />
CRYSTAL<br />
24 42 46<br />
WAVES<br />
WIND<br />
RAIN<br />
50BALL<br />
Riding waves. The contrary<br />
forces of water trying to drown<br />
us, while giving us maximum life<br />
at the same time.<br />
We surf because of wind; we don’t<br />
surf because of wind. It’s a surfer’s<br />
ultimate dichotomy.<br />
The ancient mariners knew all<br />
this before us, and sailing lore<br />
speaks of how the rain tends to<br />
calm the sea.<br />
How to read weather maps, predict<br />
swells and surf new swells before<br />
the herd arrives.<br />
62<br />
NIGERIA<br />
PIPE<br />
72<br />
SCRAPBOOK THE<br />
78<br />
PRIMITIVE UNION HAPPY<br />
82<br />
ACCIDENTS<br />
An epic voyage deep into the<br />
unknown and dangerous. This is<br />
as real as it gets.<br />
Jeff Divine talks story and shows<br />
us through his studio where his<br />
35-year old archives of the North<br />
Shore come to life.<br />
The ancient art of body surfing.<br />
Why you should leave the board<br />
on the beach next time it’s<br />
pumping.<br />
Man has actually made more waves than<br />
it has destroyed. Find out how seawalls,<br />
groynes and sand pumping have all created<br />
some of the best waves in the world.<br />
88<br />
WAVE ODDITIES THE<br />
A rank closeout became the most<br />
feared wave in the world, a step to put<br />
chills straight down your stringer and<br />
waves that grow down the line.<br />
96<br />
OTHER BUCKET LIST WOODEN<br />
Less obvious destinations you<br />
must surf before you die!<br />
104<br />
WAVES<br />
Nathan Ledyard talks art and<br />
how he made our front cover.<br />
SURFING LIFE 9
The Family<br />
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TWITTER @surfinglife<br />
GUEST EDITOR<br />
CRAIG BRATHWAITE<br />
I’ve been surf writing since around the turn of<br />
the century – he says, adjusting his monocle. I<br />
left <strong>Surfing</strong> <strong>Life</strong> the first time around to head<br />
to university and get smarter and do a design<br />
degree. I thought designers were cool; which<br />
they are, and they earn good money – well, at<br />
least more than a seedy writer!<br />
That old saying, you can lead a horse to water<br />
but you can’t make it drink, applies abundantly<br />
to me. I sucked harder than an Oxford Street<br />
hooker at design. So, I turned back to journalism<br />
and photography and got my degree.<br />
I first picked up a surf magazine in high<br />
school, and haven’t put them down since. That<br />
feeling of flicking through the pages, smelling<br />
the dried ink on the freshly pressed paper.<br />
Holding it in my hands. Like catching a wave,<br />
that’s a feeling I never want to end.<br />
Poring over photos from all around the<br />
world, and imagining myself there right at that<br />
point in time, and what I would do. What lines I<br />
would draw; how hard I’d be shitting myself, etc.<br />
Then, talking to people about those sessions and<br />
conveying their experiences and thoughts into<br />
the written word, for all of you to read. It’s the<br />
best job in the world.<br />
This issue really appealed to me to edit. Three<br />
things immediately jumped out at me about<br />
WAVES. We want to find them, we want to surf<br />
them, and we want to survive them. This issue<br />
encapsulates all of that.<br />
Where do waves come from? Once we<br />
understand that, we can start to predict their<br />
arrival. And then we can surf them. This issue<br />
is filled with a bunch of little tricks to get<br />
you more waves. Where to sit on a point, or a<br />
beachie peak, or a reef.<br />
And, finally, how to survive them.<br />
Sure, we show you how to survive bombies<br />
and reefs with your life. But also, surviving a<br />
hectic point session with your body and board<br />
intact. Surviving the internet age of hype and<br />
crowds. Surviving Pipe, and advice for someone<br />
wanting to surf it for the first time. We also<br />
survive literally getting our heads blown off in<br />
Nigeria. Surviving Bull sharks and disease from<br />
storm outfall when novelty waves fire up.<br />
Read about my glorious team over the next page,<br />
and prepare to fire up the stoke. ... I asked them<br />
all a simple, but loaded question, which is surely<br />
all about getting them into trouble.<br />
ON THE COVER<br />
Artist Nathan Ledyard and<br />
his piece ‘Lava Tube’ grace<br />
our front cover this Issue.<br />
It’s a wood carving painted<br />
with acrylics. The sky colours<br />
on sunset reflecting over the<br />
water while a lone wave rears<br />
up and strikes. Allow yourself<br />
a few moments to soak in its<br />
brilliance. We did!<br />
ARTWORK: NATHAN LEDYARD<br />
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RAV4, thanks to our mates at Toyota.<br />
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SURFING LIFE 10
LIGHTER<br />
WARMER<br />
MORE FLEXIBLE<br />
MORE AFFORDABLE<br />
JOSH KERR<br />
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The Family<br />
QUESTION: WAVES OR SEX. WHAT’S BETTER?<br />
PHOTO: ISHERWOOD<br />
WILL<br />
BENDIX<br />
A super talented<br />
writer, editor and<br />
designer. Like that kid<br />
in The Sixth Sense, he<br />
sees things the rest<br />
of us don’t. He finds<br />
stories within the stories,<br />
and that’s what makes<br />
his writing such a damn<br />
pleasure to read! There’s<br />
a reason he’s the newly<br />
installed Editor of White<br />
Horses, and you only<br />
have to look at his body<br />
of work in this issue to<br />
see why.<br />
Will’s answer:<br />
That’s not a fair question,<br />
although both last about<br />
the same amount of time<br />
for me. All I’m saying is I<br />
definitely get a lot more<br />
of one than the other<br />
(hint: it’s not sex). I don’t<br />
know if that’s a good or<br />
bad thing. I’m going with<br />
good.<br />
STEPHEN<br />
SHEARER<br />
Shearer has an<br />
older-brother aura<br />
about him. He knows<br />
more, he’s better at<br />
most things, and his<br />
wisdom is fuelled by<br />
the kind of trial and<br />
error – as a younger<br />
sibling – you only want<br />
to replicate. A gifted<br />
writer and visionary<br />
who doesn’t just write,<br />
he sculpts art forms. His<br />
wide-ranging knowledge<br />
of all things oceanic<br />
makes him the perfect<br />
contributor to <strong>Surfing</strong><br />
<strong>Life</strong>, and we’re glad to<br />
have him!<br />
Shearer’s answer:<br />
<strong>Surfing</strong> or sex; what a<br />
trap, what an absolute<br />
foul trap for the young<br />
player. I claim the right<br />
not to incriminate myself<br />
and defer to Buzzy Trent:<br />
“<strong>Surfing</strong> is a lot like<br />
sex. An intense feeling<br />
of anticipation; a total<br />
communion of mind and<br />
body, and when it is over<br />
you will always want to<br />
do it again.”<br />
CHRIS<br />
BINNS<br />
We love the enthusiasm<br />
Chris attacks life with,<br />
and his writing reflects<br />
that. We also love that<br />
what you see is what<br />
you get with Binnsie.<br />
We’re still yet to meet a<br />
person with a bad word<br />
to say about Binnsie,<br />
which is lucky for them,<br />
because if we did, we’d<br />
throw them off a bridge.<br />
There’s no bullshit about<br />
him, and in a world full of<br />
bullshit, that is the kind of<br />
currency we want in our<br />
bank.<br />
Binnsie’s answer:<br />
Are waves better than<br />
sex… are we back in<br />
primary school here?!?<br />
I’ve definitely had more<br />
success with the latter,<br />
but that speaks more for<br />
my shortcomings in the<br />
brine than my talents<br />
in the sack. Waves can<br />
be dangerous when<br />
you’re drunk, whereas<br />
the worst that’s ever<br />
happened in bed after<br />
midnight was a poor<br />
friend breaking her ankle<br />
in the glovebox. In both<br />
cases, the consequences<br />
of your rubber failing<br />
can be disastrous. Both<br />
are fun if you know what<br />
you’re doing, and they’re<br />
definitely both fricken<br />
awesome.<br />
MICHAEL<br />
SAUNDERS<br />
Mikey cracks us up.<br />
He walks through life<br />
at his own pace, on<br />
his own terms, and<br />
we envy the shit outta<br />
that! As an editor, he<br />
can freak you out with<br />
his grasp on just what<br />
constitutes a deadline.<br />
But, like the mailman, he<br />
always delivers. A solid<br />
writer, who is a sensei of<br />
the interview and who<br />
moonlights in the ABC<br />
newsroom when he’s not<br />
kicking it with us bunch<br />
of miscreants.<br />
Mikey’s answer:<br />
Well, it depends on<br />
how you look at it. If<br />
I had to pick only one<br />
for the rest of my life: I<br />
would go with sex and<br />
just take up something<br />
like snowboarding to<br />
scratch my other itch.<br />
But, if I had to choose<br />
between surfing perfect<br />
Superbank all to myself,<br />
or a night with my<br />
teenage-dream girl<br />
(Dukes of Hazzard-era<br />
Jessica Simpson, for those<br />
playing at home), I would<br />
pick the waves. Beauty<br />
fades – a quick google<br />
search of Ms Simpson in<br />
<strong>2017</strong> will prove that –<br />
but memories of perfect<br />
waves last a lifetime.<br />
LAWRIE<br />
VONHOFF<br />
Lawrie makes a solid<br />
debut in the <strong>Surfing</strong><br />
<strong>Life</strong> pages with his<br />
excellent body-surfing<br />
feature. Lawrie is the kind<br />
of guy who stays awake at<br />
night, dwelling and fussing<br />
on a single sentence until<br />
it feels right. That’s the<br />
right stuff, right there. This<br />
is just the beginning for<br />
him, and we can’t wait<br />
to see where his writing<br />
takes him.<br />
Lawrie’s answer:<br />
I’m not sure I can answer<br />
this without sounding like<br />
some sort of sex-obsessed<br />
deviant. Like some sort<br />
of lewd socks-and-sandalwearing,<br />
pornography<br />
enthusiast. Like some sort<br />
of seedy sexual degenerate<br />
who rides public transport<br />
in sperm-spackled<br />
slacks and Slazenger<br />
runners, blasting Linkin<br />
Park through a set of<br />
headphones and sniffing<br />
seats suspiciously. Like<br />
some sort of grotesque<br />
hands-in-pockets, ballfondling,<br />
personal-space<br />
invader. Like some sort of<br />
foul, pasty, smug, Liberalvoting<br />
virgin!<br />
But I’ll give it a<br />
shot. Sex is better than<br />
waves. If you find it’s<br />
not, you’re just doing it<br />
wrong.<br />
SURFING LIFE 12
Moments<br />
DRIVEN BY FEAR<br />
Brad Norris knows The Right like the back of his hand.<br />
He’s been surfing it for<br />
a good six years and in<br />
all kinds of swell heights<br />
and directions.<br />
But that doesn’t stop the<br />
West Australian plumber<br />
from getting butterflies in<br />
his stomach as he suits up<br />
in the carpark. Even during<br />
this session, which took<br />
place at about the same<br />
time the world’s best were<br />
left grovelling in lackluster<br />
conditions at Cloudbreak.<br />
“I still get nervous every<br />
single time I head down.<br />
Even that day when it was a<br />
bit smaller but so perfect,”<br />
Brad said.<br />
“I don’t believe anyone if<br />
they say they’re not scared<br />
out there. It not a wave you<br />
stuff around on.<br />
“It’s just got so many<br />
different faces. You can<br />
never guess what it’s going<br />
to be like. You sort of adapt<br />
to it, but you still have the<br />
fear factor. The is what<br />
pushes me to do it.”<br />
But looking at this<br />
image of Brad, taken during<br />
a clean Southwesterly<br />
groundswell just last<br />
month, it’s hard to imagine<br />
any fear in the 26-year-old’s<br />
eyes. Local photographer<br />
Kim Feast agrees, saying<br />
that Brad has one of the<br />
more relaxed approaches<br />
out of all the regulars.<br />
“To watch Brad out<br />
there is really impressive,”<br />
Feasty said.<br />
“He has so much control.<br />
There’s only a few people<br />
that will stall for the pit out<br />
there. He is on another level<br />
of ability compared to 90 per<br />
cent of the guys out there.”<br />
And it’s not just at his local<br />
slab that Brad is pushing<br />
himself. After sliding into<br />
some jaw dropping waves at<br />
places like Shipsterns and<br />
Ours, the 26-year-old has<br />
picked up some new stickers<br />
on his board and is eager to<br />
face some new challenges.<br />
To help achieve those<br />
challenges, he has taken up<br />
training inside the boxing<br />
ring with none other<br />
than Danny “The Green<br />
Machine” Green.<br />
“I’ve been having a lot<br />
of fun paddling at big point<br />
breaks. I really want to push<br />
that aspect,” he said.<br />
“I’m not heavy into the<br />
training. But I definitely<br />
like to work on what’s not<br />
feeling correct. As well as<br />
working my breathing.”<br />
When asked if he would<br />
ever considering paddling<br />
into a monster at The Right,<br />
Brad remains coy.<br />
“It’s funny, every session<br />
for the past three years I<br />
find myself sitting in the<br />
lineup and thinking about<br />
paddling,” he said.<br />
“I’ve seen Lewy Finnegan<br />
[ local bodyboarder] paddle<br />
some massive ones out there.<br />
“I don’t know if I want to<br />
do it, I always think about<br />
it. But the risk probably<br />
outweighs the reward.”<br />
Paddle or no paddle, the<br />
risk certainly paid off in<br />
spades for Brad on this day<br />
and we’ve got a feeling a few<br />
more sessions floating in<br />
the lineup might see some<br />
more risks go down. Watch<br />
this space!<br />
WORDS BY MICHAEL SAUNDERS<br />
PHOTO BY: FEAST<br />
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Moments<br />
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY<br />
WORDS BY MICHAEL SAUNDERS<br />
This was a spaghetti western for the ages!<br />
PHOTO BY: THURTELL<br />
Are you not entertained?!<br />
We’re so delirious we’re quoting<br />
Russell Crowe! This was,<br />
however, the first thing that<br />
jumped into our collective heads<br />
when the final hooter echoed<br />
out over Jeffreys Bay. We wanted<br />
Filipe to snatch the microphone<br />
from Strider’s hands and, with<br />
rolled-back crazy eyes, yell that<br />
exact phrase into the camera during<br />
his post-victory interview.<br />
For those that missed the J-Bay<br />
Open (seriously, where were you?),<br />
this year’s event had everything.<br />
And we do mean everything. And if<br />
you weren’t entertained, then you<br />
never will be.<br />
Injuries, upsets, perfect 10s,<br />
sharks, ripping rookies, less-thanperfect<br />
10s, heat re-starts, judging<br />
drama, boat drivers with a death<br />
wish, a questionable 10 (more like<br />
an eight) and perhaps the best<br />
waves we have seen at J-Bay since<br />
the ’80s...<br />
Take that, Fiji!<br />
It wasn’t all good, folks, there<br />
were some bad, and there were some<br />
downright ugly. Let’s have a recap:<br />
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THE GOOD.<br />
Jefferys Bay was in career-best<br />
form. There was plenty of sand<br />
in the bay, and the swell tap<br />
never turned off. Not even once.<br />
Perfect right after perfect right<br />
spiralled down the famous point<br />
and provided the best surfers on<br />
Earth the perfect playing field<br />
to up their ante. And they so did<br />
up it. J-Bay was the scene for the<br />
highest level of performance<br />
surfing the sport has ever seen.<br />
From one-to-34; every surfer had<br />
a highlight.<br />
No wave pool in the world<br />
is ever going to replicate waves<br />
like that, period. Competitive<br />
surfing’s future, for better or for<br />
worse, is in the ocean!<br />
THE BAD.<br />
The GOAT hurt his hoof! The<br />
pumping surf taking place outside<br />
the contest zone was too alluring<br />
even for Kelly Slater, and he paid<br />
the ultimate price in his pre-heat<br />
surf by pulverising his foot. Kelly<br />
took to social media shortly after<br />
the incident with a photo of his<br />
X-ray and described the injury<br />
as, “Kinda [sic] like smashing my<br />
foot with a big hammer as hard<br />
as I can.” The injury is expected<br />
to keep him out of the water<br />
for six months, not just dashing<br />
any hopes of a 12th world title,<br />
but quite realistically ending the<br />
greatest competitive career surfing<br />
will ever see.<br />
No one will ever match the<br />
King’s 11 world titles. Shit, no<br />
one will even get close.<br />
THE UGLY.<br />
There is no other way to describe<br />
it – the judging at this year’s<br />
event was uglier than a pitbull<br />
chewing a wasp. It was the only<br />
fly in our South African ointment.<br />
Don’t get us wrong, questionable<br />
scores are part and parcel with<br />
professional surfing; it’s been<br />
happening in this sport since<br />
day one. But there were simply<br />
too many irregularities this time<br />
around. We ask it time and time<br />
again, but will this event finally<br />
trigger a revamp of the judging<br />
system?<br />
In a year of bad judging and<br />
questionable decisions, J-Bay was<br />
the pinnacle. Change has to come<br />
if competitive surfing is ever to<br />
progress to the level which the<br />
surfers are.<br />
AND THE REST.<br />
But wait, you say. What about<br />
the surfers!? Surely they deserve<br />
some credit? Yes they do, and a<br />
lot of them get praised within<br />
the following pages of this oily<br />
magazine you hold between<br />
your mitts. But a special mention<br />
should go to: Filipe Toledo –<br />
for surfing the most perfect<br />
contest wave ever in the history<br />
of pro surfing. And the rookie<br />
Frederico Morais who, despite his<br />
questionable 10 in the quarters<br />
(not his fault), was surfing like<br />
a seasoned veteran and came<br />
within a Portuguese whisker of<br />
taking out the whole damn event.<br />
Until next time, baie dankie,<br />
South Africa!<br />
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Moments<br />
STRIKE<br />
MISSION<br />
Taj Burrow tackles titanic Hollow<br />
Trees in an all-icon showdown.<br />
Hollow Trees, also known as HTs or<br />
Lance’s Right, is the poster wave for<br />
all things adventure and exploration.<br />
The jewel in the Mentawaian crown,<br />
HTs is a picture-perfect right found<br />
a couple of hundred metres off a<br />
pristine, palm tree flanked crescent<br />
of white sand on the West Sumatran<br />
island of Sipora. HTs boasts an alluring<br />
wall, a couple of heaving barrel sections<br />
and a deadly shelf lurking just below<br />
the surface in the impact zone, ready<br />
to claim flesh and fibreglass at the first<br />
hint of misplaced rail or ill-timed turn.<br />
Should you get caught inside, whether<br />
from straightening out or paddling out,<br />
the Surgeon’s Table will happily see you<br />
straight away.<br />
If Hollow Trees symbolises surf travel,<br />
then Taj Burrow is the spirit animal of the<br />
stoked frother who can’t miss a swell, no<br />
matter where it kisses the planet. TB was<br />
FOMO-personified before the acronym<br />
existed. Surely it’s a given, then, that if<br />
one of the world’s most iconic surfers<br />
meets one of the planet’s most revered<br />
waves the results will be spectacular, so<br />
when these shots graced our inbox we<br />
just had to talk to Taj to hear all about<br />
what went down at HTs, and the bonus<br />
mission he stumbled into afterwards.<br />
“The Indian Ocean was lit up! The map<br />
was bright red, blobs everywhere, and I<br />
just went, “Fuck! I’ve got to get some good<br />
waves!” Since I retired last year I’ve been<br />
frantically trying to chase swells, and yet<br />
haven’t ever really been in the right spot;<br />
I haven’t had that perfect session. This<br />
was the time to set that straight.<br />
“I had so many options. The West<br />
Oz coastline was primed, as was all of<br />
Indonesia, so it came down to making a<br />
call and hoping it was the right one. In<br />
the end I decided on the Mentawais, just<br />
because of how productive you can be in<br />
that part of the world.<br />
“I was messaging every setup and<br />
camp and boat you could think of, seeing<br />
if anyone had beds or berths or whatever.<br />
The guys at Hollow Trees Resort got back<br />
straight away and they had room for me<br />
and my mate [filmer] Dave Fox for a few<br />
days, so I locked it in straight away.<br />
“I’d always heard about HTs doing<br />
the big double-up roll-in thing when it’s<br />
massive. I’d probably only ever seen it<br />
four- or five-foot, so that was a pretty<br />
exciting thought, and it totally came off –<br />
it was macking! Huge roll-ins to double-up<br />
stand-tall pits, it was incredible!<br />
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Moments<br />
“When the swell first hit there<br />
were a couple of good ones, but it<br />
wasn’t proper pumping. There was<br />
so much swell in the ocean, but I<br />
still really wasn’t sure if I’d nailed<br />
the call; was starting to think I’d<br />
blown it again. Then it went from<br />
six-foot to eight, then 10, proper<br />
big nuggets coming in, and I just<br />
relaxed straight away and felt<br />
content that I was in the right spot.<br />
“That afternoon it got too big. It<br />
was 12-foot and washing through,<br />
with a mysto third reef capping<br />
way out the back. It was closing out<br />
the whole bay and where the boats<br />
normally sit. It was so wild, I could<br />
never have imagined that. The<br />
next day it calmed down, and we<br />
got it eight- to 10-foot again on the<br />
way back, so we got two days of it<br />
proper firing… unbelievable!<br />
“There was a bit of a pack,<br />
but the majority of the guys were<br />
watching and trying to pick off the<br />
medium ones. Then there were a<br />
half-dozen of us sitting up the top<br />
looking for the big roll-ins. It was<br />
mellow; everyone was in really<br />
good spirits and taking turns. It was<br />
a sight to see, it was so fun, and<br />
it was just so awesome to finally<br />
witness it doing its double-up thing.<br />
“HTs packs a punch, way more<br />
than people expect. It’s really<br />
heavy, but that goes under the<br />
radar a little ’cos it looks so damn<br />
perfect. Once it hits six-foot,<br />
though, it just flogs you. You get<br />
hammered and have to do a full lap<br />
around to get back out because it<br />
rinses you so hard and washes you<br />
over the shelf. It looks really userfriendly,<br />
but it can really give you<br />
a beating. It looks perfect, but it’s a<br />
serious wave.<br />
“I only had two bad stacks, but<br />
I broke my step-up second wave<br />
of the trip, so was on a 5’10” after<br />
that, which was devastating. Once<br />
I had the lineup sorted I was OK,<br />
though, I could pick my waves,<br />
and I definitely had more good<br />
ones than bad ones by the time we<br />
were done.<br />
“I love strike missions. Coming<br />
from WA and having Indonesia<br />
three hours away means I can<br />
bolt up for a swell, whereas most<br />
people usually have their trips<br />
locked in months in advance. To<br />
be able to strike like that, and see<br />
the islands that alive with swell,<br />
was really cool. The Mentawai’s is<br />
the best zone on earth for surf, and<br />
so worthy of all the hype. There<br />
are so many waves that work in so<br />
many different conditions, it’s just<br />
incredible. I’m definitely going to<br />
keep trying to do hit and runs like<br />
that from here on out, and having<br />
land camp options these days<br />
makes that viable.<br />
“I ended up jumping on a<br />
charter boat from HTs after the<br />
swell. The Sibon Baru had a couple<br />
of spots open up on a trip, so<br />
Dave and I pounced on them and<br />
off we sailed. Turned out it was<br />
a boatload of 12 Brazilians, all<br />
black belt MMA maniacs. We were<br />
terrified at first, thinking, What<br />
the hell have we got ourselves into<br />
here? But they ended up being the<br />
biggest pack of absolute legends<br />
and were as stoked to have us<br />
as we were to jump aboard. The<br />
guys were mellow in the water,<br />
too, I was probably frothing<br />
more than them all put together.<br />
Most of them hadn’t been to the<br />
Ments before either, so I ended up<br />
turning into a bit of a surf guide;<br />
it was cool. I might have found<br />
my next career if this pro surfing<br />
thing doesn’t turn out!”<br />
AS TOLD TO: CHRIS BINNS<br />
PHOTOS BY: FUKU<br />
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A divine moment of earth and sea. After an arduous journey across<br />
half the Pacific Ocean and through the Coral Sea this wave stands<br />
up on its hind legs and dances for us in the cool morning light on<br />
the east coast of Australia.<br />
PHOTO: RESPONDEK<br />
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THE<br />
YIN AND YANG<br />
OF<br />
WAVES<br />
They’re the challenging, ever-changing canvas we pin our life’s<br />
work to. Some make us feel good, others make us feel uneasy, but<br />
we follow their movements regardless, both in solitude and as a<br />
tribe. Their contours hypnotise us while their form captures our<br />
imagination. Some get paid to ride them; others pay a premium<br />
for the privilege.<br />
WORDS BY CRAIG BRAITHWAITE<br />
Is there a human pursuit purer<br />
than riding ocean waves?<br />
No matter how many<br />
corporate sport types try to ram<br />
surfing down our throats and<br />
get the mainstream masses to<br />
buy into it, the yin and yang of<br />
surfing will always remain the<br />
same. The contrary forces of<br />
water trying to drown us, while<br />
giving us maximum life at the<br />
same time.<br />
The allure of perfect, empty<br />
waves. The waves of your life<br />
on offer if things go right. If<br />
they don’t, no one is around<br />
to hear you scream. This is the<br />
fine line, as surfers, we like to<br />
dance upon.<br />
Perfect WAVES of all kinds<br />
are out there and they exist,<br />
and the following pages are<br />
proof of that. So, get out there<br />
and load the car; pack some<br />
bags; jump on a plane. Follow<br />
the salt spray to the horizon.<br />
This issue, we did exactly that,<br />
and this is what we found!<br />
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Fear causes hesitation and hesitation causes your worst fears to<br />
come true. Shipsterns Bluff, Tasmania and Cape Solander, Sydney<br />
are two places where you don’t ever wanna hesitate. Here’s Marti<br />
Paradisis, not hesitating.<br />
PHOTO: TILDESLEY<br />
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Rock<br />
Ledges<br />
Make the drop or<br />
you’re fish food.<br />
Where the madmen of<br />
surfing like to reside.<br />
Shipsterns Bluff, Cape<br />
Solander, Voodoo…<br />
they all have one thing<br />
in common. They<br />
are exposed parts of<br />
coastline where superdeep<br />
water is abruptly<br />
met by a shallow rock<br />
ledge close to, or right<br />
onto jagged cliff faces.<br />
This is high stakes<br />
surfing where every<br />
wipeout is a potential<br />
critical situation.<br />
How critical, we hear<br />
you all ask?<br />
Well, take Dave Wassel,<br />
a North Shore lifeguard<br />
who’s renowned for<br />
his big balls of steel in<br />
heaving, heavy waves.<br />
At one point he held the<br />
record for the biggest wave<br />
ever surfed. A standout<br />
at maxing Waimea Bay,<br />
Mavericks, Todos Santos<br />
and Cloudbreak, where he’s<br />
regularly surfed 40-foot<br />
waves.<br />
Wassel came out for the<br />
Red Bull Cape Fear event<br />
in 2016, and baulked at<br />
paddling out to 10- to 12-<br />
foot Cape Solander. <strong>Surfing</strong><br />
<strong>Life</strong> asked Wassel what he<br />
thought about surfing Cape<br />
Solander.<br />
“For starters, let’s get<br />
this straight. I’ve never<br />
surfed Cape Solander. I’ve<br />
paddled out, looked over<br />
the ledge on a few, and<br />
paddled right back in,”<br />
deadpanned Wassel.<br />
How does this rock ledge<br />
compare to other big<br />
waves you’ve surfed?<br />
“It’s in a league of its<br />
own. It’s just as dangerous<br />
at five-foot as it is at 15.<br />
It’s that cliff face that’s so<br />
messed up. No matter the<br />
size, if you fall on the drop<br />
you’re going into that cliff<br />
and no one, not even God,<br />
can help you there!”<br />
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Beachies<br />
Where the land is<br />
always soft(ish)<br />
A good beach break session<br />
will leave you feeling 10-<br />
foot tall and bulletproof.<br />
You can throw yourself<br />
into lips and over ledges<br />
with reckless abandon<br />
as there will only ever be<br />
sand to cushion your fall.<br />
No sharp reef to tear you<br />
open, or hard rocks to<br />
knock you out.<br />
Have you ever surfed a new<br />
beachie and found nothing<br />
but closeouts, and got pitched<br />
over the lip, while some saltencrusted<br />
local – surfing right<br />
beside you – is backdoor’ing<br />
the take-off, making sections<br />
and finishing every one of his<br />
waves up onto dry sand?<br />
Yeah? So, allow us to<br />
introduce you to landmarks.<br />
Landmarks are your friend.<br />
Find your landmark on the<br />
beach where the peaks are<br />
consistently breaking and stay<br />
on top of it. The landmark<br />
could be a tree, a power pole,<br />
some lucky prick’s home. A<br />
crevice on a sand dune. Look<br />
where others are sitting, and<br />
after they catch a wave, paddle<br />
over and sit there, align<br />
yourself with a landmark, or –<br />
better yet – with two that you<br />
can sit between!<br />
With a good landmark,<br />
you’ll see how the currents<br />
are moving you down the<br />
beach or out to sea, or maybe<br />
the tide is sucking you into<br />
the impact zone. Gain your<br />
bearings of the lineup with<br />
a good landmark, and never<br />
forget them.<br />
Surfers go to the grave<br />
without divulging their secret<br />
landmarks. You should, too.<br />
Kai Otten with his landmarks on lockdown and wrapped tighter<br />
than an airport sandwich at his home beachie.<br />
PHOTO: RESPONDEK<br />
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<strong>Surfing</strong> <strong>Life</strong> have spent hours staring at this dreamy<br />
pointbreak situation. We’ve not only mind-surfed this<br />
wave to death, we’ve also mind-built a log cabin on that<br />
clearing, and mind-moved in, mind-raising our children<br />
all the while mind-paying our mortgage off. If only, huh?<br />
PHOTO: SCOTT<br />
POINT<br />
BREAKS<br />
In all their<br />
leg-burning beauty!<br />
Most surfers’ ideal setup<br />
involves a long, grinding<br />
pointbreak. Tucked away<br />
inside corners of headlands<br />
well away from the wind,<br />
points can be relied upon<br />
in the most extreme<br />
conditions. The permanence<br />
of points makes them easy<br />
to read. Waves come in;<br />
water runs out through<br />
established rips and<br />
keyholes. There’s always a<br />
prime jump-off spot, usually<br />
at a point where one of<br />
those permanent rips awaits,<br />
to take you out back.<br />
On big, big days on the<br />
points, the water moves the<br />
same way as the smaller days.<br />
Only faster. Long-time chargers<br />
of any point who have it wired<br />
know exactly where to sit for<br />
the deepest barrels; they know<br />
when it’s big and they get<br />
dusted where to paddle or swim<br />
to safety, should shit get real.<br />
The biggest obstacle out<br />
there are humans. Pointbreaks<br />
are often reduced to a state<br />
of human soup, thanks to an<br />
easier paddle out – compared to<br />
a big day on the beaches – and<br />
long, enticing walls running<br />
for hundreds of metres, lulling<br />
even the clumsiest of kooks into<br />
thinking they can score the ride<br />
of their life.<br />
Most points have a pecking<br />
order, where locals who’ve done<br />
their time sit the deepest and<br />
get first dibs on any set wave<br />
rolling through the lineup; they<br />
rarely bomb or fall off a wave.<br />
Which means there’s a good<br />
chance at any two-hour point<br />
session, every single wave which<br />
comes through your inside is<br />
already taken.<br />
A good strategy for surfing<br />
points, if you’re not a part of<br />
the pecking order, is to sit a<br />
little wider. Sit further down the<br />
point where the riders aren’t<br />
as good and pick the wider<br />
breaking sets where the locals<br />
aren’t on them. Watch around<br />
you as to who’s making waves<br />
and who isn’t, and when those<br />
wide sets come… pick your<br />
waves and paddle hard for them.<br />
Or, do what Dane Reynolds<br />
suggests: “Sit shallower than<br />
everyone else and pick off the<br />
smaller scraps that get through<br />
the crowd. I do that and get a<br />
high wave count no matter how<br />
many people are out there.”<br />
Be warned, though,<br />
when the sets come, you’ll<br />
be duckdiving and avoiding<br />
oncoming riders and traffic like<br />
your life depends on it.<br />
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Ocean swells violently rise out of deep water onto the shallow Teahupo’o reef bed. The sheer<br />
volume of water coming inwards, suck the reef bed almost dry, before it breaks. This outgoing<br />
water makes Teahupo’o a nightmare of a wave to paddle into. The outgoing forces, meeting the<br />
oncoming swells, and if you blow the takeoff, you suddenly become the meat in that shit sandwich.<br />
PHOTO: TMK<br />
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REEFS<br />
We’re here to<br />
snorkel!<br />
Both a surfer’s best friend<br />
and worst nightmare all<br />
wrapped into one glorious<br />
package of jagged, skintearing<br />
perfection!<br />
Reefs are the closest thing to a<br />
constant in surfing, with a neverchanging<br />
bottom thanks to the<br />
perpetuity of the reef and rock<br />
below. All a surfer needs are the<br />
wind, swell and tide to come to<br />
the party, and you are scoring.<br />
It’s lucky there’s some kind<br />
of conformity and mechanical<br />
nature to these waves, because<br />
what awaits you below is death<br />
on a stick. Sharp, live or dead<br />
reef, coral heads in full bloom<br />
and jagged volcanic rock or a<br />
combination of all of the above!<br />
All around the world our reefs<br />
are given affectionate names such<br />
as, The Ring of Fire, Shish-kebabs,<br />
Razorblades, the Surgeons<br />
Table, the Button, Boneyards,<br />
the Cemetery and the list goes<br />
on. Surfers being scalped, held<br />
together by stitches, punctured<br />
bodies, broken kneecaps ... the<br />
list of injuries reads more like<br />
a middle eastern casualty ward<br />
catalogue then it does a pursuit<br />
of happiness.<br />
This wave and the reef lying<br />
beneath need no introduction.<br />
There’s so much skin on the<br />
Teahupo’o reef, that if we took<br />
a DNA sample, it would register<br />
as human and be able to receive<br />
welfare benefits. Nick Carroll<br />
once described Teahupo’o as,<br />
“The waves here create a space<br />
within itself that no human was<br />
ever meant to occupy.” And in a<br />
place where waves break as thick<br />
as they are high, Nick Carroll<br />
is not breathing an ounce of<br />
melodrama about it.<br />
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Two hours in a boat in 15-metre seas just to reach Pedra Blanca. Most<br />
of the crew spend their voyage head over the side hurling up last night’s<br />
roast. When you arrive, it’s 40-foot. You catch a ski out the break, and a<br />
six-metre Great White buzzes your breadbox. It’s just you, and an alive<br />
ocean. This kind of scene is only for a few.<br />
PHOTO: TILDESLEY<br />
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BOMB<br />
ies<br />
Are you ready<br />
for this?<br />
Sitting in the middle of<br />
nowhere surrounded by<br />
nothing but deep water and<br />
raw ocean, nothing tests your<br />
steel as a surfer more than a<br />
bombie.<br />
You won’t ever feel smaller in<br />
your entire life, than bobbing in<br />
the middle of an ocean teeming<br />
with marine life while swells rise<br />
sharply out of deep water and<br />
shatter onto a rock or reef ledge.<br />
Paddling into a bombie is the<br />
biggest commitment in surfing,<br />
and it will also make you feel<br />
more alive than you ever have<br />
been before. Which is ironic,<br />
because it could be the closest to<br />
death you’ll ever be. The true Yin<br />
and Yang of surfing.<br />
Out to sea there are no<br />
landmarks to guide you. The<br />
best ticket out here is patience,<br />
and holding your nerve. And<br />
then some more patience. Watch<br />
plenty of waves from the channel<br />
and mind surf the take-off and<br />
sections before you physically do<br />
it. Large doses of watching waves<br />
are required to survive a pulsing<br />
bombie session. Even then it’s no<br />
guarantee you will.<br />
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A popular Gold Coast Pointbreak in 2008, a long time before drones<br />
were invented. The sand from the rivermouth was so good this swell,<br />
that photographer Andrew Shield hired a light aircraft and shot the Alley<br />
for two hours from above. The sand this day was breaking for over a<br />
kilometre, literally into the next suburb north. It hasn’t happened since,<br />
and no one can remember happening quite like that, before.<br />
PHOTO: SHIELD<br />
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RIVER<br />
mouths<br />
Only slightly more regular<br />
than Halley’s Comet.<br />
They lure us with their ruler-edged<br />
perfection and their abstract<br />
fickleness. Nowhere on Earth is more<br />
sand shifted than at an estuary.<br />
Tides ebb and flow, swells come and<br />
go, and the sand moves with it the<br />
whole time. Sometimes it all aligns<br />
fleetingly, to create surfable waves.<br />
Scoring a rivermouth on its day is<br />
like shaking hands with the baby Jesus<br />
himself. When the rivermouth gods<br />
combine and the planets align, there<br />
may be no better waves on the planet<br />
than a rivermouth who has her shit<br />
together. The fact you may never see the<br />
same waves again makes the rivermouth<br />
experience even more supernatural.<br />
Case in point; check out this sequence<br />
from Jason Daly. A super-rare Queensland<br />
rivermouth had been shifting its sand<br />
around and showing signs of life. When<br />
a rare NE swell hit, Jason drove past the<br />
rivermouth at first light and no one was<br />
out. He snapped off a few rolls before<br />
paddling out, and when he came in, he<br />
shot a few more – by which time word<br />
had well and truly gotten out.<br />
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Matt Wilkinson on his way to winning the Fiji Pro, <strong>2017</strong>. After his<br />
victory, Wilko attributed figuring out the lineup and where to sit<br />
for the good ones as his secret to taking out the event. Among the<br />
world’s best surfers, figuring this out, is the difference between a<br />
winner’s cheque and the title lead, and not.<br />
PHOTO: MILLER<br />
ATOLL s<br />
Don’t be fooled by<br />
their beauty!<br />
The definition of an atoll is<br />
‘a submerged island’. The<br />
Pacific Ocean is full of them,<br />
and there’s no better surfing<br />
definition of this than Fiji’s<br />
Cloudbreak.<br />
A slightly submerged reef<br />
atoll with fingers of reef on its<br />
outer fringes extending out into<br />
deep water.<br />
At low tide on a calm<br />
Cloudbreak day (with a good pair<br />
of booties), you can walk from<br />
one side of the reef atoll to the<br />
other in about 40 minutes. On<br />
the north-eastern flank of this<br />
atoll lies one of surfing’s true<br />
jewels.<br />
You can see the judging tower<br />
at the bottom here, with the<br />
perilously shallow and sharp<br />
stretch of reef known as Shishkababs<br />
straight out front of the<br />
tower. Further up the reef is the<br />
take-off, and where you take off<br />
depends on your skill level. The<br />
Hobgood twins are renowned for<br />
paddling each other right up into<br />
the reef, where it borders into<br />
deathset closeout territory. ><br />
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Cloudbreak as you’ve never seen it before. From the very top of the Atoll where the waves<br />
break long and straight, before descending down the outside flank and refracting the swell<br />
back out into deep water. Draw a line from the contest tower to the big WSL boat in the<br />
channel, and that part of the reef is Shish-kebabs, where giving mercy isn’t her strong suit.<br />
PHOTO: GIBSON<br />
TOLL s<br />
The hold-downs at Cloudbreak<br />
are like nothing else in surfing.<br />
In fact, it’s widely accepted the<br />
easiest place in all of surfing to cop<br />
a double-wave hold-down is right<br />
here. Blow the take-off up the point<br />
where you get thrown down into<br />
the deeper water, and you won’t<br />
return to the top in time for the<br />
wave behind it to land on you.<br />
A good policy for your first few<br />
waves out here is to take the last<br />
wave of each set for this very reason.<br />
Out here, your best landmark<br />
is underneath you. Kelly Slater is<br />
famous for having this place wired,<br />
because he knows where to sit. Watch<br />
Kelly closely out at Cloudbreak, and<br />
he’s always looking below. And that’s<br />
where the secret lies.<br />
The long fingers of reef will guide<br />
you. Each finger of reef has its own<br />
birthmark to look out for. Maybe<br />
there’s a coral head on it, or it’s a<br />
thinner (or wider) finger than the<br />
ones around it. Learn the fingers and<br />
which ones to sit on, and finding<br />
your own honey pot out here – and<br />
at many other reefs around the world<br />
– is achievable in your first session<br />
off the boat!<br />
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A perfect central coast peak having its shirt tucked in and boots<br />
polished by a brisk offshore wind. PHOTO: RESPONDEK<br />
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w i n d<br />
BLOWN<br />
Wind. Glorious wind. We love it. We hate it. It is both<br />
Creator and Destroyer. Both friend and foe. It is<br />
surfing’s ultimate dichotomy.<br />
WORDS BY KERRY WRIGHT<br />
Our relationship with wind is<br />
anything but ambivalent. It<br />
breathes life across the ocean to<br />
create the swells that become the<br />
waves we ride. We surf because of<br />
wind. We also don’t surf because<br />
of wind.<br />
Unbridled optimism at the<br />
prospect of some solid groundswell<br />
arriving at your local spot can quickly<br />
be tempered by the frustrating<br />
reality that it’s often accompanied<br />
by unfavourable winds. Devil winds.<br />
Onshore winds. Gale force offshores.<br />
Nothing can affect a surfer’s mood<br />
quite like wind.<br />
And, perhaps you didn’t know –<br />
it’s all thanks to the sun.<br />
’Cos the Earth is tilted on its<br />
axis the planet cooks unevenly in<br />
the sunlight – like a snag in the<br />
Webber that you’re not paying proper<br />
attention to. The tropics get toasty<br />
hot whilst the polar caps are bathed<br />
in ice. Wind is created by the planet<br />
trying to even out the heat energy.<br />
How the wind makes waves is<br />
quite simple.<br />
Water has surface tension.<br />
Deform it slightly, and the pulling<br />
force between neighbouring water<br />
molecules will rapidly spring it back<br />
again. As wind starts to blow over the<br />
water, it creates teeny ripples called<br />
capillary waves that are hardly a<br />
millimetre high. The water’s surface<br />
tension, kinda like its own elasticity,<br />
tries to destroy them immediately by<br />
tugging them back into place.<br />
But if the wind keeps blowing, the<br />
water surface starts to roughen up<br />
with these little capillary waves. ><br />
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Breezy Points<br />
• Wind speed is measured by the<br />
Beaufort scale, an empirical<br />
measure that relates wind<br />
speed to observed conditions<br />
at sea or on land. The Beaufort<br />
scale is recorded in knots –<br />
the marine measurement for<br />
wind. One knot equals nearly<br />
2 (1.87km/h) kilometres per<br />
hour. When you start seeing<br />
a few whitecaps it’s around<br />
27.8km/h and when you see<br />
plenty of them it’s stronger<br />
than 37km/h. Ocean spray?<br />
That’d be higher than 46km/h.<br />
A true offshore breeze sculpts far<br />
travelling ocean swells into perfect<br />
waves for us to paint our favourite<br />
pictures on. High Art!<br />
PHOTO: BOSKO<br />
• We only really feel wind once<br />
the speed exceeds 5.4km/h.<br />
• The windiest place in<br />
Australia? … Sandy Point in<br />
Gippsland, Victoria, with an<br />
average daily wind speed<br />
of 32.6km/h. Interestingly,<br />
Newcastle is fourth with<br />
32km/h.<br />
• The calmest city in Australia<br />
for wind? Katherine, NT, with<br />
9.8km/h.<br />
• The windiest place on Earth?<br />
Cape Denison in Antarctica,<br />
with an average daily wind<br />
speed of 72.3km/h.<br />
> Now friction kicks in, allowing the<br />
wind to get a better grip on the<br />
surface, systematically building up<br />
the ripples to make wind chop.<br />
Once waves grow beyond<br />
capillary size, surface tension can’t<br />
stop them.<br />
Game on! Wind chop eventually<br />
grows into the swell that marches<br />
onto our shores as perfectly formed<br />
surf.<br />
The holy trilogy of wind is its<br />
speed, duration and fetch. The<br />
harder and longer it blows, and the<br />
bigger the area it blows over in the<br />
same direction combine to create<br />
the deep ocean groundswells that<br />
make us dodge school, skip work<br />
and be delinquent in general.<br />
Wind is what defines a wave’s<br />
personality. Onshore and it presses<br />
down the back of the wave, making<br />
it crumbly. Offshore and it grooms<br />
the wave whilst blowing up the<br />
face.<br />
Burgers? That’s a wind swell.<br />
They’re generated by local winds<br />
within a few hundred k’s of the<br />
coast, and are characterised by<br />
short periods and steep, choppy<br />
waves whose energy doesn’t extend<br />
very deep.<br />
Juice? That would be<br />
groundswell. Generated by strong<br />
winds much further away, creating<br />
longer swell periods whose energy<br />
can extend down to around<br />
1000-feet deep. What makes them<br />
golden to surfers is that they are<br />
no longer affected by the wind that<br />
generated them. Which, if local<br />
conditions are calm, means large,<br />
long-period waves with zero winds<br />
to affect surface conditions.<br />
Wind isn’t only about near and<br />
far. Land and sea breezes throw<br />
their own little dynamic into the<br />
mix. Ask any east coast surfer<br />
about how a pristine dawnie can<br />
disintegrate into onshore slop in an<br />
instant. Snooze you lose.<br />
Like it or not, wind is the<br />
primary thread woven into the<br />
fabric of our lives as surfers. It’s the<br />
most clicked icon on our desktop,<br />
and app on our phone. It means<br />
everything to us.<br />
It can deliver, and it can<br />
disappoint. But remember, it’s<br />
always offshore somewhere…<br />
Wind is our friend or our foe. A sudden rain squall moves of the ocean<br />
and crosses land turning what had been perfect Snapper Rock Peelers<br />
just minutes ago, into onshore soup. PHOTO: SHIELD<br />
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When the heavens turn the tap<br />
on, the swell god’s promptly turn<br />
their tap off. Why? Non-linear<br />
interactions, that’s why!<br />
PHOTO: GOOCH<br />
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W H E N I T<br />
RAINS<br />
IT<br />
POURS<br />
If you’ve surfed long enough – especially in the<br />
southern states – you’ve learnt the hard way that rain<br />
can reduce swell size fairly significantly.<br />
WORDS BY KERRY WRIGHT<br />
Thinking you’re going to be waking<br />
up to macking surf based on<br />
the forecast – only to find it half<br />
the predicted size, thanks to the<br />
pouring rain that accompanied it<br />
in the cold front.<br />
The ancient mariners knew all this<br />
before us, and sailing lore speaks of<br />
how the rain tends to calm the sea.<br />
Here’s how it happens in sciencespeak:<br />
Rain alters surface roughness<br />
through the production of wavelets<br />
by raindrops, as well as dampening<br />
of high-frequency waves. It reduces<br />
energy in the ocean surface through<br />
non-linear interactions with the<br />
underlying wave field.<br />
Simply put – when raindrops hit the<br />
sea they change the properties of the<br />
surface. Rain causes a uniform increase<br />
in pressure throughout the water<br />
column ’cos of the turbulent dissipation<br />
created by the raindrops penetrating<br />
the sea surface and by changing<br />
momentum at the surface layer.<br />
If you’ve sat out in the surf in a rain<br />
storm you know how quickly the waves<br />
disappear!<br />
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The falling rain has a coupla<br />
different effects that alter the<br />
water surface, and in doing so<br />
dampens the swell. First up is the<br />
droplet splash with its associated<br />
ring waves. When a raindrop hits<br />
the water surface, it typically<br />
creates a crater with a crown that<br />
evolves into a vertical stalk. This is<br />
followed by radiating ring waves.<br />
These ring waves create a<br />
subsurface turbulence which<br />
dampens the short-period waves<br />
the most. One of the major<br />
scattering features is the collapsing<br />
of the stalk. Scientists have studied<br />
raindrops falling in coloured water<br />
and worked out each drop sends<br />
down one or more masses of water<br />
downwards below the surface in<br />
the form of vortex rings.<br />
These rings descend with a<br />
gradually diminishing velocity and<br />
with increasing size to a distance<br />
of several inches, generally as<br />
much as 18 inches, below the<br />
surface. Each drop sends down a<br />
bunch of rings.<br />
It is not that the drop merely<br />
forces itself down under the<br />
surface, but, in descending, carries<br />
down with it a mass of water. The<br />
rain falling onto water results in as<br />
much motion immediately beneath<br />
the surface as above it. So, besides<br />
the splash and surface-effect which<br />
the drops produce, they cause the<br />
water at the surface to rapidly<br />
change places with the water some<br />
distance below. Such a movement<br />
of water from one place to another<br />
tends to destroy wave-motion.<br />
Another interesting way that<br />
rain reduces the wave height is that<br />
the rain changes the temperature<br />
and salinity of the upper layer of<br />
the sea, which in turn reduces<br />
its viscosity. Warm rain relative<br />
to the sea temp will reduce the<br />
attenuation of surface ripples. If<br />
the temp difference is 10 degrees<br />
Celsius it can dampen waves by 25<br />
per cent!<br />
So, next time you get skunked<br />
by a swell forecast, or are sitting<br />
out the back in a rain squall, you’ll<br />
know exactly what’s happening!<br />
Costa Rica, a place where the waves<br />
pump. When it’s not raining.<br />
PHOTO: MATTHEWS<br />
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Another time and another place. Photographer Peter Boskovic looked<br />
into the weather map, saw something that no one else did and opened<br />
his wallet for flights. Pulling into a pacific island by boat on dark, the<br />
horizon revealed a glimpse of what was to come. Fortune favours not<br />
only the brave, but also the smart! PHOTO: BOSKO<br />
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C R Y S T A L<br />
BALL<br />
In the digital age, with everyone being spoon-fed<br />
internet swell forecasts and predictions, it’s still<br />
possible to use old school weather forecasting blended<br />
with the modern internet tools, and avoid the rest of the<br />
herd while they chase each other’s tail. Take a look into<br />
our Crystal Ball and learn how:<br />
WORDS BY STEPHEN SHEARER<br />
Without question, the internet<br />
has been the biggest revolution<br />
in surfing since the shortboard.<br />
With it there has come both an<br />
unprecedented democratisation<br />
of surf forecasting knowledge,<br />
and a dumbing down of the<br />
same, leading to every Tom, Dick<br />
and Harriet showing up for the<br />
same swells at the same spots<br />
– all because they saw it on the<br />
interwebs. But it doesn’t have<br />
to be that way! We are here to<br />
help, and with a little bit of DIY<br />
knowledge and application you<br />
can zig when others zag... and<br />
find empty waves in the spaces in<br />
between.<br />
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SWELL BASICS<br />
Wind blowing over water is<br />
called a fetch, and it’s our basic<br />
driver when it comes to swell<br />
generation. A fetch creates wind<br />
waves in a sea state. As these wind<br />
waves move away from the wind<br />
source, they start to organise and<br />
move according to the energy<br />
contained within them. At this<br />
point these waves are now called<br />
swell trains. Swell trains can<br />
travel vast distances – especially<br />
those with high energy content,<br />
measured by the distance between<br />
the swells in the swell train; i.e.<br />
the swell period, or interval.<br />
Long-period swells have enormous<br />
energy moving deep within the<br />
ocean and do all kinds of weird and<br />
wonderful things upon reaching<br />
coastlines and offshore reefs,<br />
like bend around at crazy angles<br />
(refraction) and magnify to many<br />
times their ocean height!<br />
But, we’re racing ahead of ourselves,<br />
and depending on where you are<br />
surfing, period may not even be that<br />
important.<br />
For those coastlines exposed to<br />
mostly close-range sources – like<br />
the east coast of Australia, where<br />
Coral Sea tradewind swells and lowperiod<br />
Tasman Sea low pressure<br />
systems dominate swell – swell<br />
direction is far more important in<br />
forecasting good surf... which is<br />
not something you’ll hear Magic<br />
Seaweed admit to. There tends<br />
to be a fetish among the online<br />
forecasters for swell period on<br />
coastlines exposed to groundswell,<br />
but more about swell period and its<br />
importance later.<br />
Let’s not bog our rails on<br />
specifics or indulge in any romantic<br />
fantasies that things were better<br />
when we only had the synoptic<br />
chart in the newspaper to forecast<br />
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Bradley Norris got towed into this<br />
wave behind Dane Gudauskas.<br />
Understanding the shorter-scale<br />
curving called refraction and the<br />
larger global curved movement<br />
along the Great Circle Paths is<br />
the biggest breakthrough in surf<br />
forecasting. It allows us to track<br />
a storm thousands of miles away<br />
off the southern island of New<br />
Zealand and anticipate its arrival<br />
on Tahiti’s doorstep a week later.<br />
PHOTO: NORRIS<br />
FIRST PRINCIPLE<br />
THE TREND IS YOUR FRIEND.<br />
Snapshots of synoptic prognosis charts<br />
can look insane, but these are guesses,<br />
based on computer modelling, and just<br />
like a butterfly flapping its wings can<br />
cause a storm over the Amazon, the<br />
sheer chaos and complexity of weather<br />
systems means a lot can happen between<br />
the prognosis chart and our reality. So,<br />
you need to pay attention over a period<br />
of time, preferably every day, or even<br />
twice a day, to make sense of the trend.<br />
Weather Forecasts (ECMF). This is harder<br />
to access – you usually need to pay for it<br />
– but the good news is that our very own<br />
Bureau of Meteorology uses a model very<br />
similar, called AccessG.<br />
with – even if that did thin out crowds.<br />
We’ll focus on old-school knowledge,<br />
but access it with modern internet tools,<br />
which it publishes – mostly, and bestly – for<br />
free. No need to get sucker punched into<br />
paying for expensive premium content on<br />
a forecasting website if you can develop or<br />
hone the skills on your own. Getting off the<br />
internet spoon-fed forecasting cycle also<br />
puts you in the driver’s seat when it comes<br />
to ducking and weaving around crowds who<br />
are all accessing the same information.<br />
PROGNOSIS CHARTS – They come<br />
from a variety of algorithms, but there<br />
are two basic ones that power most<br />
of the swell models you’ll see on the<br />
forecasting sites. The first, and by far the<br />
most widely used, is called the Global<br />
Forecasting System (GFS). This US model<br />
powers just about every swell model on<br />
the planet... the little wave graphs you<br />
read on Magic Seaweed, Coastalwatch,<br />
Seabreeze, Swellnet, etc., all come<br />
from GFS. You can check out the GFS<br />
prognosis charts free, and it should be<br />
a first port of call for anyone looking to<br />
forecast surf.<br />
It’s not the only model, though,<br />
and sometimes – like all models – it<br />
completely loses the plot. Which is<br />
where cross-checking against other<br />
models is invaluable. The other primary<br />
weather model in use today is the<br />
European Centre for Medium Range<br />
Here’s an example of how all this could<br />
work. It’s February: cyclone season.<br />
You hop onto weatherzone and cycle<br />
through the weather models. GFS has a<br />
monster cyclone storming down from<br />
Vanuatu towards the east coast, and<br />
the swell models are all red-lining. But<br />
AccessG isn’t coming to the party and<br />
has the system lolly-gagging behind<br />
Vanuatu before dribbling back out<br />
into the South Pacific and dissipating.<br />
Before you go charging up to Double<br />
Island Point or booking your favourite<br />
Noosa accommodation chasing tropical<br />
point perfection, spend a day or two<br />
tracking these two weather models.<br />
Does one start to get interested, or<br />
do they both lose interest and dissipate<br />
out to sea? If they both start to show<br />
the same system move into our swell<br />
window, load up the wagon and go! If<br />
they are still in disagreement as the<br />
prognosis gets closer to reality, it’s a<br />
red light and you’re gonna get skunked;<br />
even if the internet hype machine from<br />
the surf sites is in full swing. Stay at<br />
home and save your sanity.<br />
These synoptic snapshots are just<br />
that; it’s the pattern which matters.<br />
Patterns matter in more than just<br />
the day-to-day movement of weather<br />
systems. Ocean-wide and broad-scale<br />
atmospheric patterns create the<br />
conditions that see certain systems and<br />
storm tracks occur again and again<br />
along the same corridors, with seasonal<br />
implications for swell chasing.<br />
PHOTO: RESPONDEK<br />
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Filipe Toledo is like one of those<br />
toys where you wind him up,<br />
and then watch him spin. His<br />
surfing and the Supertubes<br />
section go together like fish and<br />
tartare sauce<br />
PHOTO: THURTELL<br />
PHOTO: RESPONDEK<br />
The biggest pattern – the ENSO cycle,<br />
with its twin poles of El Nino and La<br />
Nina – is well known. ENSO describes<br />
the movement of warm water and<br />
the strength of tradewinds across<br />
the Pacific Basin. It’s a complicated<br />
beast, and we’re still not sure which<br />
of the atmosphere and the ocean is<br />
the chicken and which is the egg. But<br />
not to worry; it breaks down pretty<br />
simply for large-scale seasonal surf<br />
forecasting.<br />
El Nino is where tradewinds<br />
weaken and even reverse and run<br />
a much stronger and lower storm<br />
track for the North Pacific during<br />
the Hawaiian winter. If chasing<br />
big surf in Hawaii or P-Pass or<br />
anywhere on the west coast of<br />
America is your thing, you want an<br />
El Nino weather pattern.<br />
La Nina sees tradewinds<br />
strengthen, and warm water pushed<br />
across our side of the Pacific Basin.<br />
That means more tradewind swells<br />
for Australia, more cyclones, more<br />
lows and troughs and other goodies<br />
for the east coast crew. The ENSO is<br />
a major seasonal and yearly pattern.<br />
Patterns come in smaller intraseasonal<br />
scales, too. The ability to<br />
identify and track these meaningful<br />
patterns is one of the most important<br />
forecasting skills there is.<br />
The main reason the old salts at<br />
your local could stick a finger to the<br />
wind and proclaim a big swell was<br />
due on the next new moon was their<br />
ability to identify these patterns. If<br />
you can figure out the patterns for<br />
your area, you can figure them out<br />
for other areas up and down the<br />
coast, and then you’ll start to pick<br />
one of the sweetest cherries available<br />
in forecasting... something I call, “the<br />
spaces in between”.<br />
One of the main consequences of<br />
the surf forecast internet age is an<br />
increase in the amount of hype over<br />
certain swells. It is inescapable and<br />
insufferable, and no matter what is<br />
written here... it’ll remain with us<br />
until the robot apocalypse, where<br />
the leftover humans are scuttling the<br />
roads like cockroaches, clutching a<br />
blanket and an old single fin.<br />
That is the big contrast with the<br />
pre-internet age when the hype came<br />
after the swell event. The surf mags<br />
would forensically examine big swells<br />
with words and photos. But there is<br />
life before and after the hype, and this<br />
is where the independent forecaster<br />
can enjoy what we all love: less<br />
crowded surf.<br />
If you can predict when the next<br />
swell is going to hit, you can be<br />
there in the water surfing the front<br />
edge of said swell in total solace for<br />
hours in the middle of any built-up<br />
area like the Gold Coast or Sydney.<br />
Imagine that!<br />
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Dave Vlug taps the ceiling in<br />
the middle of Sydney, with<br />
not a soul around. Waves<br />
like these exist and sessions<br />
like these go down with<br />
great frequency as the front<br />
edge of new swells enter<br />
our shores. Learn to read<br />
synoptic charts, follow their<br />
trends and predict a new<br />
swell’s arrival and you too<br />
can be like Vluggy here.<br />
PHOTO: ORNATI<br />
One of the best examples of the spaces<br />
in between comes every summer on<br />
the east coast of Australia; especially<br />
on the coastline north from Seal Rocks<br />
to the Sunshine Coast. Slow-moving<br />
highs can become semi-stationary<br />
centred over New Zealand, and these<br />
highs can develop broad swathes of<br />
easterly to south-easterly tradewind<br />
fetches over the corridor between the<br />
North Island and the island chains of<br />
Vanuatu and New Caledonia and into<br />
the Coral Sea.<br />
Sometimes low-pressure systems<br />
can form and drift down into these<br />
tradewind fetches; sometimes even<br />
tropical cyclones can interact with<br />
these wind fields (and that’s when<br />
the internet hype game gets ramped<br />
up massively). But these tradewind<br />
bands themselves can supply weeks<br />
and weeks of low hype surf to the east<br />
coast, courtesy of a magic phenomenon<br />
called the fully developed sea state.<br />
This fully developed sea state is a<br />
physical reality known by sailors, sea<br />
dogs and old-school surf forecasters<br />
that rarely, if ever, gets translated into<br />
internet swell models. It boils down<br />
to a simple maxim: a fully developed<br />
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Stationary high pressure systems sitting<br />
in the Tasman often fly under the radar of<br />
forecast sites thanks to the fully activated<br />
sea state, as seen here<br />
PHOTO: SCOTT<br />
sea state is the maximum amount<br />
of energy that can be imparted to<br />
the ocean for a given wind strength<br />
blowing over the same area for a<br />
sufficient time.<br />
Time is the key element here.<br />
Whenever you see a semi-stationary<br />
fetch, even if it doesn’t look like much<br />
in the way of wind speeds or the wave<br />
periods seem low, you can bet the<br />
waves will punch above their weight,<br />
especially if that fetch covers a broad<br />
expanse of ocean, like most tradewind<br />
fetches do.<br />
So basically, the most innocuous<br />
high-pressure system sitting over the<br />
top half of New Zealand, if allowed<br />
to sit there for a week or more, will<br />
develop the sea state. This developed<br />
sea state is capable of delivering<br />
overhead waves to the east coast.<br />
Meanwhile, the internet weather<br />
models, unable to pick up on the<br />
fully developed sea state, have no<br />
idea there is swell even in the water.<br />
So, while the herd follows the<br />
internet forecasts and stays in bed,<br />
you can be wetting your rails in<br />
overhead dawn patrol walls, before<br />
the word is even out!<br />
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Mikey Wright loves the deep<br />
lines of long period swell which<br />
activate the West Australian<br />
coastline. Because once its<br />
activated, very shortly after<br />
Mikey gets elevated.<br />
PHOTO: RIDENOUR<br />
Tradewind fetches powered the exploration<br />
of the oceans by both Polynesian<br />
explorers and, later, the European<br />
discoverers. Polynesian navigators were<br />
the original old-school forecasters. These<br />
navigators – particularly the highly skilled<br />
men of knowledge from the Marshall<br />
Islands – were the first human beings<br />
to learn an essential truth about waves,<br />
which is fundamental to finding and<br />
forecasting surf.<br />
WAVES BEND.<br />
They bend when their forward speed<br />
is slowed by changes in underwater<br />
bathymetry – such as reefs and continental<br />
shelves and sea mountains – and they bend<br />
around islands and other land masses like<br />
headlands. They also bend on larger scales,<br />
following broad curved sweeps of the ocean<br />
called Great Circle Paths, which reflect the<br />
greater reality that the Earth is curved and<br />
not flat. Understanding both of these curving<br />
phenomena, the shorter-scale curving called<br />
refraction and the larger global curved<br />
movement along the Great Circle Paths, is<br />
a massive leap forward in surf forecasting.<br />
Truly great Polynesian navigators could<br />
identify the presence of distant atolls of<br />
islands beyond the visible horizon simply by<br />
watching the reverberation of waves across<br />
the hull of their canoe, knowing full well<br />
that every island group in the Pacific has its<br />
own refractive pattern that can be read with<br />
the same ease with which a forensic scientist<br />
would read a fingerprint.<br />
There is a modern-day analogy here for<br />
surf chasers. We can use the same forensic<br />
approach to identify the patterns of swell<br />
parameters – direction, period, size – which<br />
turn on different surf spots along different<br />
stretches of coastline. We often refer to<br />
these parameters as magic numbers.<br />
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Finding the ‘magic numbers’<br />
for any surf spot, for any stretch<br />
of coast, even an island chain,<br />
and developing an intimate<br />
three-dimensional picture of the<br />
interaction between wind, waves<br />
and the surf spots they break<br />
on can take a lifetime to master,<br />
but only a few moments to<br />
understand.<br />
Different coastlines and<br />
continents will have a different<br />
emphasis on which of the<br />
numbers are most important. For<br />
example: on the north coast of<br />
NSW where I live, swell direction<br />
is by far the most important<br />
parameter. A seven- to eightsecond<br />
period tradewind swell<br />
from the ENE will provide much<br />
better surf than an 18-second<br />
period swell from the south.<br />
Head down to the south<br />
coast of NSW, with its myriad<br />
of nooks and crannies all facing<br />
different directions, and all<br />
three parameters are vital to<br />
finding the magic numbers for<br />
those particular spots. Victoria,<br />
South Oz and West Oz, with<br />
their coastlines angled into<br />
the predominant open ocean<br />
groundswells of the Indian and<br />
Southern Ocean, and there<br />
it’s swell period which is the<br />
dominant factor. A swell period<br />
under 11 seconds on the surf<br />
coast of Victoria is not worth<br />
getting out of bed for. But in<br />
Queensland, that same 11-second<br />
swell is lighting up Kirra and the<br />
Superbank with stand-up barrels.<br />
We have a mind and we<br />
have senses with which we<br />
can comprehend nature; we<br />
can use them both to get more<br />
uncrowded surf. Back yourself<br />
to learn, but more than learn,<br />
apply what you’ve learned. Over<br />
time – with a bit of trial and<br />
error – you’ll be able to lord it<br />
over the ever-increasing hordes all<br />
following the same internet-fed<br />
pied piper – and who, by the way,<br />
are paying for the privilege.<br />
And, isn’t that grand?<br />
Josh Tabone has mastered the art of surf forecasting and he is often zigging, when others zag.<br />
This allows him time with just himself, the ocean, his camera and his thoughts. It’s no wonder<br />
with all that space, he can be as creative as he is. PHOTO: TABONE<br />
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Beside this left sits a rockwall, and just out the back sit military gunboats. When<br />
the photographer set his tripod on the rockwall, our guide, John Micheletti freaked<br />
out, waving him down off the rocks. Apparently if the gun ships had have mistaken<br />
him for a sniper setting up, they would have blown him into a million pieces. Or as<br />
Micheletti put it, turned him into pink mist.<br />
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C o n c r e t e<br />
OASIS<br />
On paper, Nigeria is synonymous with conflict, kidnappings<br />
and crime, but the coastal village of Tarkwa Bay is<br />
overcoming these stereotypes one wave at a time.<br />
WORDS BY WILL BENDIX | PHOTOS BY ALAN VAN GYSEN<br />
Our plane cuts through the<br />
layers of cloud as it starts its<br />
descent for Murtala Muhammed<br />
International Airport in Lagos. Six<br />
years have passed since my first<br />
trip to Nigeria and, even at 32,000<br />
feet, I’m not convinced returning is<br />
such a good idea.<br />
Back then we’d come to verify<br />
rumours of a world-class wedge that<br />
breaks on the outskirts of Lagos<br />
harbour. The rumours proved to<br />
be true. Swells would refract off a<br />
mile-long breakwall like a pinball<br />
machine, finally bouncing up into<br />
dark tubes that spit metres from the<br />
shore of Tarkwa Bay.<br />
The trip was rewarding but<br />
exhausting; the result of constantly<br />
keeping our guard up while<br />
simultaneously getting deeply<br />
barrelled. Since then, however, the<br />
West African country has dominated<br />
global headlines with stories of<br />
escalating terrorism, kidnappings and<br />
ethnic violence. “Briton kidnapped<br />
by armed gang while leaving Lagos<br />
airport,” read one Sunday Express<br />
headline in July, 2013. “Two hundred<br />
and thirty-four schoolgirls kidnapped<br />
by extremists,” said CBS News in<br />
April, 2014. “Double suicide bombing<br />
at Nigerian university,” reported<br />
News Week in January, <strong>2017</strong>.<br />
“Gunmen attack UN team in<br />
Nigeria,” announced DC World News,<br />
a month later in February.<br />
Even the man at the visa agency<br />
was surprised when I checked<br />
‘tourism’ on my application form.<br />
“Tourist visa?” he said. “We’ve never<br />
done one of these for Nigeria.”<br />
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The afternoon haze sets in as the<br />
sun lowers and Luke Davis goes<br />
high. The heat is so oppressive that<br />
through the middle of the day it’s a<br />
mission just to go to the toilet. Once<br />
the sun starts to set, the little Bay<br />
in Lagos comes alive with villagers,<br />
and surfers.<br />
Yet here we were, about to land in the<br />
thick of Nigeria’s largest city, and it was<br />
all because of the breakwall.<br />
Lagos is actually a giant island, built<br />
on reclaimed land and cut into slices by<br />
the sprawling lagoon that seeps through<br />
the metropolis and out to sea. Twentyone<br />
million people live here, squeezed<br />
into every inch of available space. The<br />
breakwall was built to protect the<br />
expanding harbour and act as the city’s<br />
last line of defence against the hungry<br />
Atlantic Ocean. The fact that it created<br />
one of the best man-made wedges in the<br />
world was purely coincidental.<br />
Our contact, John Micheletti, had<br />
told us about a left on the other side of<br />
the wall during that first trip, saying<br />
it got even better than the right in the<br />
dry season. His claims were met with<br />
scepticism, until he started sending<br />
photos. After a couple of years the<br />
grainy cell phone images became too<br />
tempting to ignore, and we somehow<br />
convinced California-born stylist Luke<br />
Davis and French tube maestro William<br />
Aliotti it was worth investigating,<br />
regardless of the headlines.<br />
The plane engines roar as the landing<br />
flaps drop down for the approach. Neon<br />
skyscrapers beckon in the distance, but<br />
below us lies a spider web of sandbanks<br />
and slick black waterways, their edges<br />
defined by thousands of gaslights burning<br />
in the shacks that crowd the water’s edge.<br />
Micheletti is wearing his trademark<br />
outfit of boardshorts, a vest and flipflops<br />
when he greets us outside the<br />
airport. “Yeah, everybody’s scared of<br />
Nigeria,” he says as we pile into his<br />
truck. “But it’s not such a bad place.”<br />
Italian born, Nigerian bred,<br />
Micheletti has made Tarkwa Bay his<br />
unlikely paradise. For work he helps<br />
keep the lights on in Lagos, managing<br />
the gas generators that power much of<br />
the city during the frequent blackouts.<br />
When he’s not negotiating a power<br />
crisis, he makes the commute out to<br />
Tarkwa where his family has built a<br />
bungalow, literally a stone’s throw from<br />
the wedge we’d surfed back in 2011.<br />
“What about Boko Haram?”<br />
photographer Alan Van Gysen asks<br />
as we drive through the dizzy traffic,<br />
noting the extremist group infamous for<br />
kidnapping schoolgirls and coordinating<br />
attacks using suicide bombers.<br />
“They’re still around, but all that’s<br />
in the north,” replies Micheletti. “It’s<br />
not really news anymore, it’s quietened<br />
down a lot. Now the problem is starting<br />
again in the south, by the Niger Delta.<br />
That’s oil country, that’s where the<br />
original kidnapping started.”<br />
The coastline of western Nigeria<br />
is notoriously straight, absorbing a<br />
surprising amount of swell from the<br />
South Atlantic as it funnels through the<br />
Gulf of Guinea. But the long stretches<br />
of beach offer poor surf, with the<br />
exception of Tarkwa Bay. Further to the<br />
south, however, where Nigeria curves<br />
into the oil-rich armpit of Africa, is a<br />
coastline laden with potential.<br />
“Around the Niger Delta, that’s<br />
where things get really interesting,” says<br />
Micheletti, alluding to the sandbanks,<br />
rivermouths and bays that dent the<br />
southern coastline. “But there’s no way<br />
you’re going to surf there.”<br />
Micheletti claims that the<br />
government used to pay off the regional<br />
chiefs to keep the peace and protect<br />
the lucrative oil business. Even then,<br />
the oil capital of Port Harcourt was<br />
listed by Bloomberg as one of the most<br />
dangerous cities in the world, with<br />
abductions and murder commonplace.<br />
Oil was first discovered in the Delta<br />
in 1956. Shortly after independence,<br />
Nigeria was ruled by a succession<br />
of iron-fisted military leaders who<br />
treated the country’s oil-rich coffers<br />
like their personal piggy bank, the<br />
worst of whom was General Sani<br />
Abacha. Abacha was reputedly worth<br />
$10 billion in 1998 when he kicked<br />
the bucket. The infamous despot died<br />
in the arms of two prostitutes after<br />
his heart packed in, no longer able to<br />
keep up with the good times. And so,<br />
Nigeria stumbled into democratic rule.<br />
Well, kind of. The military relinquished<br />
power in theory, but not entirely in<br />
practice, and much of the country<br />
is still governed by the ever-present<br />
spectre of AK47-wielding soldiers.<br />
“The new president, Buhari, he’s<br />
Muslim, so that’s eased the troubles in<br />
the north,” Micheletti tells us. “But he’s<br />
forgotten about the south, so the chiefs<br />
down there are saying, OK, you don’t<br />
want to pay us? We’ll show you… The<br />
people down there are very different;<br />
it’s a completely different language,<br />
culture, the food’s different, the way<br />
they look is different. What you’ve<br />
got to remember is Nigeria was never<br />
a country. The British came, drew a<br />
border around the region with all these<br />
different people and said, Right, now<br />
you’re a country. That was always going<br />
to be trouble.”<br />
He pauses, as if it occurs to him that<br />
perhaps this isn’t helping to put our<br />
minds at ease. “But Lagos, Lagos is cool,<br />
man,” he finally says. “You’ve just got to<br />
know what you’re doing.”<br />
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The sky is full of sand the<br />
following morning; a dense<br />
blanket of grit and dust that<br />
stretches from the horizon to the<br />
tip of the city behind us. The sand<br />
comes from the arid interior of<br />
North Africa, swept along by the<br />
Harmattan. This desert trade wind<br />
is said to be so dry that it can fell<br />
trees as it sucks all the moisture out<br />
the air, causing the sapped trunks to<br />
snap like toothpicks. But the breeze<br />
is cool against our backs, flaring<br />
open the waves that break on the<br />
shoreline with a steady percussion.<br />
After spending the night in a<br />
secure hotel compound, we had<br />
hopped on a water taxi early that<br />
morning. The boat sped along the<br />
waterway, under a bridge where<br />
traffic barrelled overhead, before<br />
spitting us out into the broad<br />
expanse of Lagos harbour. Cargo<br />
ships stacked as high as buildings<br />
dwarfed our tiny skiff while the<br />
city loomed behind us like rows of<br />
broken teeth.<br />
“It’s all kinda apocalyptic,” said<br />
Davis, as we motored past the rusting<br />
hulls of shipwrecks and mangled<br />
remains of an old oil pipeline that<br />
was blown up by rebel militants.<br />
Twenty minutes later we were on the<br />
beach at Tarkwa Bay, amongst palm<br />
trees and wooden fishing boats.<br />
Unlike the right-hand wedge<br />
inside the bay, the wave we came to<br />
surf at Lighthouse beach sits on the<br />
opposite side of the breakwall, which<br />
receives the full brunt of swells that<br />
have travelled the length of the<br />
African coastline. But the waves need<br />
the Harmattan winds to groom them<br />
into shape, which only happens a<br />
few months of the year.<br />
“This wind blows all the way<br />
from the Sahara,” says Micheletti<br />
as he hurriedly waxes a fresh 6’0.<br />
“Sometimes the dust is so thick you<br />
can’t see the sun. It gets so bad that<br />
planes can’t take off for days, or if<br />
you’re in the city, you feel like you<br />
can’t breathe.”<br />
Out in the lineup we dodge the<br />
walled-up sets, gauging the swell’s<br />
intensity. Micheletti says there’s too<br />
much period, claiming it’s better<br />
when the swell is peakier. Despite<br />
this, he manages to find a handful<br />
of open tubes in rapid succession,<br />
employing a textbook pig-dog<br />
technique. It takes Aliotti and Davis<br />
a while to find their bearings, but<br />
soon they are picking off the gems in<br />
amongst the closeouts.<br />
“It kinda looks like Indo, huh?”<br />
says Davis, after scratching into a<br />
double-up drainer that slingshots<br />
him through the tube.<br />
“I always say, why go to Indo<br />
when you’ve got this?” Micheletti<br />
jokes in reply. “Not because the<br />
waves are like Indo, but if you catch<br />
enough of them, it eventually adds<br />
up to one perfect Indo wave!”<br />
Now 33, Micheletti learnt to surf<br />
inside the bay when he was eight<br />
years old. Before that, the only<br />
person surfing in Lagos was Wale Da<br />
Silva, a Swiss-Nigerian artist. “He was<br />
the first real local at Tarkwa and used<br />
to let us play with his boards in the<br />
shorebreak,” says Micheletti. “That<br />
was more than 20 years ago.”<br />
Despite the few expats who<br />
surfed Tarkwa on and off over the<br />
years, Micheletti would mostly find<br />
himself alone in the lineup. When<br />
we first visited in 2011, there was<br />
barely a handful of local surfers from<br />
the village. But a few days later when<br />
we go for a paddle inside the bay,<br />
the wedge is thronging with a legion<br />
of kids riding all manner of craft –<br />
half pieces of surfboard, self-shaped<br />
handplanes, dilapidated boogie<br />
boards, even a wooden crate.<br />
Every time a set approaches,<br />
the nose of a busted thruster flies<br />
through the air. We eventually figure<br />
out the surfer responsible does this<br />
to avoid the broken board being<br />
ripped out his hands whenever he is<br />
caught inside. On a wayward toss the<br />
nose lands inches away from another<br />
grom who gives the perpetrator a<br />
slap, then scornfully lobs the broken<br />
piece of foam out to sea.<br />
The kids without boards sit on<br />
the rocks, goading their friends<br />
into closeouts, throwing stones<br />
half-heartedly to pass the time. But<br />
whenever someone gets a good one,<br />
the rocks erupt in a chorus of cheers<br />
and whistles.<br />
The chaos is reaching fever pitch<br />
when a tall, powerfully built surfer<br />
paddles out. Within minutes the<br />
lineup self-corrects and an unspoken<br />
pecking order kicks in, taking its cue<br />
from the towering figure.<br />
Godpower Tamarakuro<br />
Pekipuma is one of Tarkwa’s first<br />
generation surfers. Like Micheletti,<br />
he too was enthralled when he saw<br />
a couple of expats riding waves<br />
outside his village.<br />
“At first I thought they were<br />
Jesus Christ!” he says. “You know<br />
that story where Jesus walks on<br />
the water? I wanted to walk on<br />
water, too.”<br />
Soon after, Pekipuma fashioned<br />
himself a board made from stolen<br />
wood. “My mother is a fisherwoman,<br />
so she used to have wood from the<br />
William Aliotti nearly didn’t make this trip. His<br />
French embassy was not going to stamp his<br />
passport to Nigeria. Too dangerous they said,<br />
not unless you’re conducting business, they<br />
said. William shrugged and convinced them it<br />
was a work trip. Here’s Will doing work.<br />
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Luke Davis was right at home in this peaky right. Each day he’d share the lineup<br />
with tons of frothing local groms, and Luke would out-froth the lot of ‘em!<br />
boats,” he recalls. “I managed to<br />
sneak some wood and I took it to<br />
a neighbour’s compound where I<br />
shaped the board. I still don’t want<br />
her to know, because if she knows,<br />
she’s going to kill me!” he laughs.<br />
With encouragement from<br />
Micheletti and hand-me-downs<br />
from expats, Pekipuma and his<br />
friend David became the first real<br />
surfers from Tarkwa Bay. A few<br />
years ago, the kids from the village<br />
realised how much fun there was<br />
to be had on their doorstep and<br />
started asking Pekipuma to teach<br />
them how to surf. When well-to-do<br />
visitors from Lagos started asking<br />
the same, Pekipuma scratched up a<br />
couple of extra boards and opened<br />
up Nigeria’s first surf school.<br />
“Tarkwa is good, it’s peaceful,”<br />
says the 25-year-old. “There are<br />
different people from all over<br />
Nigeria living together here. But it’s<br />
hard here, man – finding work on<br />
the island is hard. Most people do<br />
fishing, or transport oil out to the<br />
boats. But usually you end up going<br />
into the city for work.”<br />
Pekipuma still commutes to the<br />
mainland during the week to work<br />
as a logistics hand on the docks in<br />
order to support his young family,<br />
while his surf school ticks over on<br />
the weekend. But his real passion<br />
lies with the next generation of<br />
Tarkwa surfers, whom he coaches<br />
for free.<br />
“When these kids came to me<br />
and said they want to learn how to<br />
surf, I saw the future in them, that<br />
this could be the future of Nigeria,”<br />
he says. “If not for surfing, the boys<br />
would just be at home, roaming<br />
about, fighting. <strong>Surfing</strong> gives them<br />
strength, some purpose. It’s made<br />
our community stronger.”<br />
He singles out two of his<br />
star pupils, Lucky Garuba and<br />
Emmanuel Aladin. The goofyfooted<br />
Aladin is refining his backhand rail<br />
grab in the wedgy right, putting<br />
himself deep behind the peak on<br />
every wave. “They’ve only been<br />
surfing a short time,” Pekipuma<br />
says proudly. “But I promise you,<br />
in two years they will be ripping<br />
very hard.”<br />
Pekipuma’s eventual goal is<br />
to establish a surfing academy<br />
that also teaches life skills. He<br />
believes this will help Tarkwa’s<br />
aspiring surfers deal with the<br />
daily challenges that come with<br />
growing up in Lagos, like endemic<br />
unemployment. “We’ve even found<br />
someone in Abuja who will maybe<br />
sponsor it,” he tells me, referring to<br />
Nigeria’s capital further north. “But<br />
we can’t go to meet them, it’s too<br />
dangerous to travel there.”<br />
Later that night a mish-mash of<br />
expats and locals drink beer and<br />
eat roasted goat around a barbeque<br />
on the beach. Nobody is allowed to<br />
leave the island after sundown, a<br />
curfew imposed by the military to<br />
help curb terrorist attacks.<br />
“You always hear about all the<br />
crime and danger, but people don’t<br />
talk about all the positive things<br />
in Nigeria,” says Luis Mayoral, a<br />
Spanish diplomat who has been<br />
living in Lagos for seven years.<br />
“Sure, the place can drive you<br />
crazy sometimes, but it has an<br />
energy you won’t find anywhere<br />
else in the world. The music and<br />
culture is incredible. It’s one of the<br />
fastest growing cities in the world<br />
and things are happening – it’s<br />
dynamic. And the people here are<br />
very warm and they look out for<br />
each other. You can go downtown<br />
during the day and it’s fine.”<br />
“And at night?” I ask.<br />
“No, not at night,” he says,<br />
and shrugs. “This is Lagos, things<br />
happen.”<br />
Talk drifts to the Area Boys, a<br />
loosely formed gang estimated to<br />
be 30,000 strong, spread across<br />
Lagos Island. The Area Boys are<br />
mostly young teens from povertystricken<br />
neighbourhoods who band<br />
together in groups and terrorise<br />
the public. Their offences range<br />
from intimidating and extorting<br />
commuters stuck in the perpetual<br />
gridlock traffic, to murder and<br />
assault. It’s commonly held that<br />
unscrupulous politicians use them<br />
to intimidate opposition, or worse,<br />
during election time. There are<br />
simply some places you just can’t<br />
go because of the Area Boys.<br />
In comparison, Tarkwa is a<br />
wave-lapped oasis, but it’s not<br />
entirely immune to the dangers<br />
of the mainland. Micheletti tells<br />
us about a gruesome discovery<br />
they made on the beach on his last<br />
birthday. “We all came here to have<br />
a big party,” he explains. “And what<br />
do I get for my birthday? There’s<br />
a body lying on the beach, and it’s<br />
got no f--king head. Sometimes you<br />
forget that this is Lagos, too.”<br />
The daily rhythm of tide<br />
and wind draws us back to<br />
Lighthouse every morning, where<br />
we are alone with the fishermen<br />
who ply the shoreline with their<br />
heavy nets. The waves here are<br />
still too demanding for most of<br />
Tarkwa’s surfers, churned up<br />
by rips that occasionally pull<br />
The high rise in the background is the exclusive Eko Atlantic<br />
development. The first stage in the development of Lagos. Where it ends<br />
and how far it encroaches across the bay into Tarkwa is anyone’s guess.<br />
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Godpower Tamarakuro Pekipuma has a great name. He is also the central<br />
figure in the Nigerian surf scene. He’s responsible for getting all the kids<br />
boards, and teaching them to surf. Godspeed, Godpower.<br />
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hapless swimmers out into the<br />
Gulf, never to be seen again.<br />
The same rips are wreaking havoc<br />
amongst a disorganised swell as<br />
our videographer scrambles around<br />
on the breakwall, trying to find a<br />
good angle to film from.<br />
“Oh man, I hope they don’t<br />
shoot him!” Micheletti says in the<br />
lineup. With his tripod hoisted<br />
over his shoulder and his t-shirt<br />
wrapped around his head, the<br />
videographer looks like a guerrilla<br />
with a bazooka.<br />
Micheletti had pointed out the<br />
ominous military gunboats idling<br />
in the channel of the harbour<br />
earlier. The boats are painted black<br />
so the pirates, who raid the ships<br />
anchored out to sea, can’t spot<br />
them giving chase.<br />
“Sometimes the military guys<br />
drink too much and get trigger<br />
happy,” says Micheletti, urgently<br />
waving the videographer down<br />
from the top of the<br />
breakwall. “You don’t really want<br />
to give them any excuse.”<br />
The videographer reluctantly<br />
gives up and gradually everyone<br />
heads in until Aliotti and I are<br />
the only surfers left in the lineup,<br />
waiting patiently for a well-formed<br />
wave that refuses to materialise.<br />
“This is just like home,” Aliotti<br />
had said the previous afternoon,<br />
referring to the daily cross-shore<br />
that blows into the left, much like<br />
the Caribbean island of St Martin<br />
where he was raised on a staple<br />
diet of windswell and ramps.<br />
Somehow he also developed an<br />
affinity for dredging barrels, and<br />
throws himself at either with no<br />
fear of consequence.<br />
We’re about to call it quits<br />
when the tide shifts and the<br />
Harmattan begins to puff,<br />
opening up the waves. A solid set<br />
bounces against the<br />
breakwall and spits. Five minutes<br />
later there’s another, then another,<br />
and the Frenchman is suddenly<br />
engaged in an hour-long tube duel<br />
with himself.<br />
“Shit, man, it’s getting really<br />
shallow out here,” he laughs,<br />
paddling back out after a thick<br />
double-up. His elbow and hip are<br />
raw and bleeding from where the<br />
wave compressed him into the<br />
sand. A few waves later Aliotti gets<br />
obliterated in a closeout and his<br />
board smashes into the side of his<br />
face. His right eye immediately<br />
starts swelling up with the first<br />
signs of a puffy blue shiner, but he<br />
stays out and threads a long, clean<br />
barrel on his very next wave.<br />
“Who would have thought it’s<br />
possible to get waves like this in<br />
Nigeria?” he asks.<br />
Across the channel, a handful<br />
of shiny new skyscrapers poke<br />
into the sky like metallic flowers,<br />
framed by the fishing huts of<br />
Tarkwa Bay. Millions of cubic<br />
metres of sand have been pumped<br />
out to create the foundation for<br />
this new development; an exclusive<br />
Dubai-style project called Eko<br />
Atlantic, which will house over a<br />
quarter million people in luxury<br />
apartments and office space once<br />
complete. Micheletti had told us<br />
about incredible new waves that<br />
had sprung up on the corners of<br />
this reclaimed land and then died<br />
just as quickly when some subtle<br />
nuance in the dredging changed.<br />
Five miles away, across the<br />
gridlocked<br />
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traffic, under the longest bridge<br />
in Africa, lies the sprawling<br />
shantytown of Makoko. A few<br />
years ago the government tried to<br />
remove the people who have lived<br />
here for generations, in shacks<br />
built on stilts above the water.<br />
Instead, the greater community<br />
rallied to defend Makoko and a<br />
Lagos architect designed a floating<br />
school for its impoverished<br />
children, which has become a<br />
prototype for land-starved slums<br />
around the world. Between Makoko<br />
and Eko Atlantic lie a million<br />
other daily tales of kindness and<br />
brutality, ingenuity and survival<br />
that make up the perpetual tug-ofwar<br />
that is life in Lagos.<br />
Eventually the tide gets too low<br />
and we make our way back along<br />
the concrete breakwall. The dust<br />
has finally lifted and the ground<br />
is baking hot under our feet, so<br />
we pause under some shade. Up<br />
ahead, the tin roofs and palm<br />
trees of Tarkwa Bay melt into<br />
the shimmering skyline of Lagos,<br />
making it hard to tell where the<br />
one version of Nigeria begins, and<br />
the other ends.<br />
Will is a complete surf junkie stoked on life and full of stoke. He<br />
found a home in the fast seawall left and would surf for hours and<br />
hours this trip, even when everyone else packed it in.<br />
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PIP<br />
With<br />
Jeff Divine<br />
INTERVIEWED BY CRAIG BRAITHWAITE<br />
Born in 1950, Jeff Divine<br />
has watched the world<br />
change. He’s also a master<br />
of photography, having<br />
documented the world’s<br />
transformation, with a<br />
camera in his hand, for over<br />
five decades. A large chunk<br />
of that career has been spent<br />
shooting Hawaii’s North Shore. In<br />
fact, for 35 winters, Jeff has been<br />
perched front and centre aiming<br />
his 600mm Canon lens into the<br />
teeth of surfing’s most feared<br />
and revered wave – Pipeline and<br />
Backdoor. While the Pipe playing<br />
field hasn’t changed from the<br />
’60s, when it was first surfed,<br />
the people charging it and<br />
their equipment most certainly<br />
have. There has not been a Pipe<br />
moment go down, without Jeff<br />
being there to capture it. From<br />
Hakman to Lopez, and Curren<br />
to John John, Divine was there<br />
behind the lends observing,<br />
documenting, witnessing.<br />
There’s no one more qualified to<br />
assemble a Pipeline scrapbook,<br />
than Jeff Divine.<br />
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WHAT ARE THE BIGGEST<br />
CHANGES TO PIPELINE<br />
AND BACKDOOR YOU’VE<br />
WITNESSED OVER THE<br />
YEARS?<br />
The biggest change was in<br />
the ’70s, when the attention<br />
of the surfers and spectators<br />
shifted from the centre of the<br />
surf universe, Sunset Beach,<br />
to Pipeline. In 1971, I first<br />
started to shoot Off The Wall,<br />
aka Leongs, aka Kodak reef.<br />
Jeff Hakman immediately went<br />
into a stink bug stance not<br />
wanting me to get good shots<br />
of his secret spot.<br />
He and his roommate Bill<br />
Sikler proceeded to flip me off.<br />
In 1970, a rarity was seeing Sam<br />
Hawk pulling into Backdoor, soul<br />
arching getting pitted and not<br />
coming out. I remember setting<br />
up to shoot Gerry Lopez with<br />
no other cameras on the beach.<br />
Just morning beach walkers and<br />
puka shell pickers. I lost that<br />
advantage after shooting him<br />
for an hour and realising I didn’t<br />
have film in the camera!<br />
By the mid-’70s, the cameras<br />
were thick. Aaron Chang<br />
declared it a “maggot scene”.<br />
<strong>Surfing</strong> mag called it “Kodak<br />
reef”. The Pipeline Underground<br />
– a group of friends who surfed<br />
it all the time by themselves<br />
– declared it “Paradise Lost”.<br />
The girls started to come, the<br />
tourists, the surfers from around<br />
the world, all driven by heavy<br />
magazine coverage and fantasy<br />
looking waves.<br />
And underneath all of that<br />
was a rocketing money ball<br />
coming from the blossoming<br />
surf lifestyle garment industry,<br />
advertising their team riders<br />
and pumping money into<br />
the magazines, and therefore<br />
creating bigger issues with more<br />
photos of Pipeline, Backdoor and<br />
Off The Wall.<br />
We used to be at Sunset<br />
wondering how good Pipeline<br />
would be. The typical report<br />
was that no one good was out.<br />
Or, there was too much north<br />
in the swell. By the mid-’70s we<br />
were all at Pipeline shooting; a<br />
migration that included all of<br />
the best surfers in the world. We<br />
had figured out that, when there<br />
was north in the swell, Backdoor<br />
was good and people rode it. And<br />
to a photographer it was a nobrainer<br />
– the wave was right in<br />
your face, not way out to sea.<br />
The locals at Sunset soon saw<br />
the crowd numbers drop. The<br />
other biggest change has been<br />
the early ‘we are all brothers and<br />
friends’ vibe in the lineup to a<br />
snarly, gnarly, aggressive pack<br />
sitting on the take-off spots.<br />
What’s the bravest or craziest thing<br />
you’ve seen anyone do out there?<br />
Butch Van Artsdalen lifeguarded at Pipeline<br />
for years. The lifeguards are the ones who’ve<br />
really seen everything, from crazy to mind<br />
boggling.<br />
In the mid-’70s, Butch swam out to rescue<br />
some drunken marines caught in a radical<br />
rip on a big blown-out day. To Butch’s horror,<br />
his favourite dog had followed him out and<br />
was drowning in the sets of waves. Butch<br />
punched out one of the marines in anger and<br />
proceeded to rescue his dog and the marines.<br />
Sunny Garcia once broke his wrist in a<br />
Pipe Masters heat; went to the medical centre<br />
at Kahuku, got treated, and then hitchhiked<br />
back down to the contest and entered his<br />
next heat!<br />
The most poignant thing I ever saw,<br />
I started to cry on the beach. It was the<br />
morning Malik Joyeux died at Pipeline. All of<br />
the surfers in the lineup (around 40 of them)<br />
swarmed through the inside to rescue him.<br />
But he had disappeared. Minutes seemed like<br />
hours; they eventually found him and he had<br />
already passed.<br />
Kahea Hart organised 60 surfers into a<br />
large circle, holding hands. A prayer was said<br />
and everyone raised their hands in unison to<br />
the sky. The perfect west swell peak outside<br />
was eight-foot, glassy, and there was no one<br />
in the water.<br />
“The most poignant thing I ever saw, I started to cry on the beach. It was the<br />
morning Malik Joyeux died at Pipeline. Kahea Hart organised 60 surfers into a<br />
large circle, holding hands. A prayer was said and everyone raised their hands in<br />
unison to the sky.” – Jeff Divine<br />
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Kelly Slater’s 1991 movie Black and White is still the<br />
undisputed surf film of all time, and his no-hands Pipeline<br />
barrel exploits are still a benchmark 26-years later.<br />
Who’s been the biggest innovator<br />
you have seen out at Pipeline?<br />
It’s hard to call out names in the sense<br />
that each generation has pushed the<br />
envelope at Pipe.<br />
Butch Van Artsdalen, Gerry Lopez,<br />
James Jones, Rory Russell, Jackie Dunn,<br />
Shaun Tomson, Rabbit, Dane Kealoha,<br />
the Ho brothers, Ronnie Burns, both the<br />
Irons, Owl Chapman, Mark Healy, Dorian,<br />
Slater, etc… it’s kind of a group effort in<br />
a sense. “It takes a village to raise a baby.”<br />
Jamie O and John Florence watched it<br />
all going on there as kids and absorbed it<br />
all, and therefore all they had seen before<br />
became a part of their innovative way of<br />
surfing it.<br />
Maybe one of the more historical<br />
equipment innovations was when Lopez<br />
figured out a better rail design which<br />
allowed him to get down the steep face<br />
better than anyone had before.<br />
Born and bred in the islands, power<br />
waves enhanced Andy Irons’ innovative<br />
way of surfing Pipe and Backdoor. His<br />
athleticism and skill allowed him to surf<br />
it like it was a playful beach break. Just<br />
aggressive and not intimidated; going for<br />
it at all times. He definitely innovated<br />
a new approach to surfing Pipe and<br />
Backdoor.<br />
If you had to draw up a four-man<br />
final of all-time Pipeline/ Backdoor<br />
surfers, who makes the four-man<br />
heat?<br />
Dane Kealoha, Shaun Tomson, Gerry<br />
Lopez, John Florence.<br />
Who wins that final?<br />
John Florence!<br />
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Mid 90’s Pipe where conventional wisdom went out the window,<br />
and legropes were considered a danger out at massive Pipe.<br />
Your board would tombstone on heavy wipeouts and anchor the<br />
human they were attached to, firmly inside the impact zone.<br />
Who has surfed the best wave<br />
out there that you have seen?<br />
The context surrounding a great<br />
wave is important.<br />
In 1982 there was a small<br />
contingent of Westside surfers who<br />
were beginning to influence the<br />
mainstream surfing world. There<br />
was kind of a snobbery going on<br />
amongst the high-end pros as to<br />
who could really cut it at Pipeline<br />
and who was invited to surf the Pro<br />
Class trials at the Pipeline Masters.<br />
The Westsiders from Makaha were<br />
from another planet<br />
– mostly Hawaiian, poorer, no<br />
sponsors and from a culture most<br />
Haoles could hardly understand.<br />
Especially their surf/ocean culture.<br />
Enter Makaha local James ‘Bird’<br />
Mahelona. He had a roofing<br />
company, a strong friend in Jesus,<br />
and roamed the North Shore in a<br />
converted milk truck. He paddled<br />
into his heats at the Pro trials and<br />
got two perfect 10 rides.<br />
The talking heads were<br />
speechless.<br />
In the ’90s, we had a house at<br />
Pupukea. It was Flippy Hoffman’s<br />
beachfront property. A quartermile<br />
up the beach was the peak at<br />
Pipeline.<br />
Derek Hynd and I were checking<br />
it from the front lawn when we<br />
saw a small speck drop in, inside<br />
of the surfers. It was bodyboarder<br />
Mike Stewart. He negotiated<br />
through three disappearing barrel<br />
rides – climbing and dropping;<br />
speed combined with hard turns<br />
– all the way through the Ehukai<br />
beach sandbar and almost to the<br />
break at Pupukea.<br />
I just shrugged as having just<br />
witnessed another amazing ride<br />
at Pipe. Derek corrected me and<br />
described that as not just another<br />
ride, but pronounced Mike as the<br />
best surfer in the world. At that<br />
point, the finless idea started<br />
percolating in Derek’s head.<br />
What advice would you give to<br />
someone surfing Pipe/Backdoor<br />
for the first time?<br />
If you are not fit and are not an<br />
expert surfer, forget about it. On<br />
a good day with the pack on the<br />
peak, I’d say head to Jocko’s.<br />
What’s the best thing about<br />
shooting Pipeline; is it the<br />
closeness to the wave and<br />
power, or something else?<br />
On a pure west swell you can easily<br />
make it out into the channel area<br />
where it is relatively safe, and you<br />
have a great angle on the wedge<br />
peak. With any north in the swell,<br />
watch out. When conditions are<br />
right – good trades, sunny, worldclass<br />
talent and with a good swell<br />
– it is the closest you can come to<br />
a studio type of set-up for shooting<br />
surfing.<br />
The wave itself makes it more<br />
than just a surf shot; it morphs<br />
and goes square, lines up and then<br />
barrels on the inside sandbar. The<br />
same waves off the reef going<br />
right into Backdoor are just as<br />
photogenic.<br />
This 100-yard stretch of reef<br />
has had more print coverage than<br />
anywhere else in the world. As a<br />
photographer, you can capture<br />
some of the best late-drop photos,<br />
wipeouts, barrel rides and cutbacks<br />
you’ve ever gotten.<br />
And it’s all up close and in your<br />
face. It even has that rare window<br />
where, as the sun sets, the whole<br />
area from the water angle goes<br />
golden.<br />
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Mike Stewart, master of the bare descent on a concentrated Tahitian<br />
drop which would challenge most surfers on their favourite board.<br />
Check his body positioning; using his outside profile as his rails and<br />
reaching down the face with his arm providing his body the rocker to<br />
bend to the wave’s face and maintain speed. PHOTO: TMK<br />
SURFING LIFE 78
The saltwater people of Australia started body surfing<br />
thousands of years ago. Each of our first steps into the ocean<br />
involved body surfing shorebreaks straight into the sand. But<br />
in our life’s pursuit of surfing, why do we forsake this primitive<br />
union of body on water?<br />
WORDS BY LAWRIE VONHOFF<br />
We had been in the Nusa<br />
Tenggara Barat region of<br />
the archipelago for several weeks<br />
by this stage; each day fusing<br />
into the next as it often does in<br />
Indonesia. The main break we<br />
were at, an A-frame over a sharp<br />
and shallow reef, was becoming<br />
ground-zero for overzealous<br />
hassling. The peak was perfect,<br />
but crowded; the sun was blaring<br />
on surround sound, melting all<br />
wax in its path. Wanting to just<br />
get in the water, our mate Hamish<br />
cracked the shits and skipped over<br />
the reef with nothing but a pair<br />
of fins. Five minutes later he was<br />
dropping into a flawless three-footer<br />
riding nothing but his torso; skilfully<br />
using his entire left arm to control<br />
speed and keep his body on rail.<br />
Planing and dropping and cutting the<br />
green! He was body surfing.<br />
Ditch the board in perfect reef<br />
waves? Why the heck not?<br />
The quintessential path of the<br />
Australian surfer begins its first steps<br />
in the frothing, summer shore break,<br />
where, as toddlers, we learn to ride<br />
waves on our bellies. Later we might<br />
graduate to a styrofoam boogieboard<br />
and catch straighthanders into the<br />
sand, before finally arriving at the<br />
holy grail – the fibreglass surfboard.<br />
Filmmaker and lifelong surfer of all<br />
craft Nathan Oldfield tells us, “It’s<br />
where it all began. That feeling when<br />
you get picked up by a wave and<br />
pushed towards shore, you don’t have<br />
to be an expert surfer to experience<br />
the joy of that. Just getting carried<br />
along is beautiful and sacred and rad.”<br />
We all move on from this earliest<br />
mode of wave-riding. But why? Allow<br />
us to convince you to leave the board<br />
on the sand and really test your waveriding<br />
credentials.<br />
Many Australian surfers would<br />
find it surprising that the true origins<br />
of wave-riding on our coast actually<br />
stem from our Indigenous Saltwater<br />
People. While the early colonial<br />
settlers were absolutely terrified of<br />
the surf zone, the Saltwater People<br />
had a strong relationship with the<br />
surf that included ocean canoes,<br />
free-diving for shellfish, and even<br />
bodysurfing. The purest connection<br />
to wave-riding; a primitive union.<br />
As Nathan tells us reflectively,<br />
“Bodysurfing is really elemental<br />
human play.” Bodysurfing is the<br />
closest a person can physically be<br />
to a swell – not just on a wave, but<br />
actually in the wave.<br />
Mike Stewart, zillion-time World<br />
Bodyboard champ, North Shore<br />
surfing luminary and bodysurfing<br />
savant, backs up Oldfield’s claim.<br />
“Bodysurfing is certainly a more<br />
immersive wave-riding experience.<br />
Not only are you within the energies<br />
of the surf zone, more of your body<br />
(from head to toe) actually senses<br />
or feels this energy. For me it is also<br />
a much more engaging, interactive<br />
experience, as you design your<br />
planing surface on the fly.”<br />
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But this concept can only be fully<br />
experienced when we venture<br />
out from the shore break and<br />
into the high-calibre wave zone.<br />
Bodysurfing begins to transcend<br />
from the whomping frolic we’re<br />
all familiar with, into another<br />
dimension altogether.<br />
The beauty of bodysurfing<br />
is this: You can’t blame your<br />
equipment. You are the goddamn<br />
equipment! Have you watched<br />
Mike or Rasta bodysurf ? Nathan<br />
jokes about Rasta: “He’s got big old<br />
feet. He’s sort of like an Olympic<br />
level swimmer. He’s actually got a<br />
single concave chest that helps; he<br />
really planes up on it. We call him<br />
Flat Stanley.”<br />
Nathan describes the<br />
immersive and primordial nature<br />
of bodysurfing: “It’s a sensory<br />
experience, using your whole body<br />
to project along the wave and make<br />
adjustments. All you need is your<br />
earth-suit.”<br />
The way these guys use their<br />
limbs and torsos in contortions<br />
and shape-making is instructive.<br />
When you need to find a rail, you<br />
just make one with your armpit<br />
and hip; when you need a planing<br />
surface, turn onto your chest,<br />
flatten your upper body and maybe<br />
pull your shoulders forward to<br />
create a concave. It works. Speed<br />
runs, turns and barrel stalls can<br />
all be performed by an adept<br />
bodysurfer.<br />
The invention of the leggie<br />
substantially dulled the edge of<br />
the water skills possessed by the<br />
vast majority of modern surfers.<br />
Once upon a time when you lost<br />
your board after a wipeout you<br />
were swimming after it. The more<br />
proficient swimmer and bodysurfer<br />
you were, the easier that process<br />
was. Is it any coincidence that<br />
the most proficient ocean<br />
dwellers among us are also deluxe<br />
bodysurfers? Think – Mike Stewart,<br />
Mark Cunningham, Kelly Slater and<br />
Dave Rasta, who are all at the top<br />
of the bodysurfing tree.<br />
Mike Stewart says, “Swimming<br />
to the lineup and into big surf is<br />
physically rigorous and great for<br />
your fitness. The real pay-off for<br />
me is the mental one, as it builds<br />
confidence as you learn so much<br />
more about waves and how to<br />
move through them; where to<br />
be and where not to be.” And as<br />
we mentioned before regarding<br />
swimming in without a craft,<br />
Mike explains, “There is also the<br />
added challenge of getting back<br />
into the beach without a board<br />
– a much more challenging and<br />
gratifying feat.”<br />
These are critical water skills<br />
that will improve your confidence<br />
and wave knowledge in the heavy<br />
water. Oldfield recalls his youth on<br />
the Central Coast of NSW. “Heaps<br />
of really good bodyboarders that I<br />
knew and grew up with were really<br />
great bodysurfers. They lived not<br />
even to make it, but just to go and<br />
get inside those slabs. They lived<br />
for that vision.”<br />
Holistic. Doesn’t that word<br />
just bring to mind visions of pure,<br />
A-grade, buzzword, gorgonzola<br />
cheese? Regardless of the cheese,<br />
there is no doubt bodysurfing<br />
fosters a thoroughly holistic and<br />
more complete relationship with<br />
the wave zone. It could be just<br />
the thing you’re missing in your<br />
surfing life.<br />
It doesn’t end there, either.<br />
Mike touches on bodysurfing and<br />
the role it plays in balance and<br />
harmony with the ocean: “I think,<br />
for starters, bodysurfing provides a<br />
more intimate relationship with the<br />
ocean and all the experiences that<br />
come with it from sea-life to surf.<br />
Being so connected to this really<br />
helps to understand the impact we<br />
are having [on the ocean] and the<br />
challenges we now face.”<br />
Do you really need yet another<br />
fun-board or pop-out foamie to<br />
spice things up? The accumulation<br />
of stuff. Maybe just go whomping<br />
instead? “It also teaches you<br />
minimalism by how little you need<br />
in terms of equipment, yet how<br />
enjoyable it can be,” Mike surmises.<br />
“It’s a more sustainable and<br />
enjoyable approach to life for sure.”<br />
It’s high-time for some serious<br />
ego-shedding. Go bodysurfing<br />
at a crowded break and see just<br />
how fragile your ego really is. It<br />
will be merciless. But the pay-off<br />
will come, whole body aches and<br />
all. Nathan Oldfield says with a<br />
satisfied countenance, “If I swim<br />
in the water for two hours it feels<br />
like I’ve had a six-hour surf. It’s the<br />
nicest surf-stoned feeling.”<br />
It’s not just Nathan, either, as<br />
he recalls the many times he’s<br />
filmed Rasta. “I’ve seen him get the<br />
barrels of a lifetime on a board and<br />
not even mention ’em. But, I’ve<br />
seen him come in from a bodysurf<br />
really excited and say, Wow! That<br />
was really fun! You can see it in his<br />
eyes and in the smile on his dial.<br />
He’s buzzing from it.”<br />
Flat Stanley to his friends, Dave Rastovich to the rest of us. With his<br />
concave chest, Rasta can warp into long speed runs and with his<br />
arms tucked underneath him is the closest thing a human has ever<br />
come to resembling a dolphin. PHOTO: OLDFIELD<br />
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The Newport Wedge, California. Probably the world’s most famous<br />
man made mutant. Swells bounce against opposing seawalls to<br />
create chaos in the middle. Here’s Bobby Okvist getting his freak on in<br />
the middle of surfing’s sideshow alley.<br />
PHOTO: MATTHEWS<br />
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HAPPY<br />
ACCIDENTS<br />
Development is often seen as the biggest threat to the<br />
world’s surf spots, but a quick headcount suggests<br />
human meddling has created more waves than it has<br />
destroyed. So far.<br />
WORDS BY WILL BENDIX<br />
In 1963, in a small coastal town in<br />
South Africa, a 28-year-old harbour<br />
employee by the name of Aubrey<br />
Kruger came up with the ultimate<br />
tool for creating artificial waves.<br />
Kruger didn’t surf. Instead, he was<br />
a draughtsman at the port of East<br />
London, tasked with designing a<br />
more efficient structure that would<br />
be able to withstand the heavy swells<br />
that routinely battered the harbour<br />
breakwater.<br />
Puzzling over the idea while at home,<br />
Kruger chopped a broomstick into three<br />
pieces, which he then nailed together into<br />
the shape of an H, with one leg twisted<br />
sideways. Mrs Kruger was reportedly<br />
unimpressed, but the design would<br />
become a breakthrough in engineering<br />
circles. When stacked together, the<br />
interlocking blocks created a porous wall<br />
that dissipated and deflected the energy of<br />
breaking waves, instead of simply blocking<br />
it. The new, more robust structures also<br />
proved highly effective at trapping sand to<br />
prevent erosion.<br />
Kruger’s design, named the dolos, would<br />
be replicated around the world in various<br />
forms, and today you can find dolosse<br />
everywhere from Queensland to Costa<br />
Rica. Dolosse are, of course, not the first<br />
building blocks used to fortify coastlines.<br />
This has been happening for centuries,<br />
using everything from rubble mounds to<br />
massive chunks of quarried rock, but the<br />
unintended consequence has often been<br />
the same: the creation of new waves.<br />
“The structures most likely to enhance<br />
surf are groynes, breakwaters and training<br />
walls,” says James Carley, Principal<br />
Coastal Engineer at UNSW Sydney’s Water<br />
Research Laboratory. When it comes to<br />
waves, artificial or real, Carley knows his<br />
stuff. A lifelong surfer, his great gramps<br />
was also one of the first lifesavers and<br />
bodysurfers at Manly in the early 1900s.<br />
According to Carley, every site has a<br />
unique combination of variables which<br />
gives these artificially-induced waves their<br />
shape and form, including the angle of<br />
the coast to the dominant swell direction;<br />
offshore features such as mounds and<br />
shoals; sand supply and tidal range; right<br />
down to the size of the actual sand grains.<br />
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Nick Vasicek a Gold Coast local knows all about man made waves.<br />
He’s grown up picking the delicious low hanging fruit from sand<br />
pumping and seawall projects. Here at Lovers, there’s no better goofy<br />
in town at doing these ones inside those ones.<br />
PHOTO: SHIELD<br />
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Maybe the greatest Happy Accident of them all. Big Groyne Kirra. Kelly Slater,<br />
Steph Gilmore, Mick Fanning. Some of the greatest surfers in the world all have<br />
one thing in common. Their favourite wave is Kirra.<br />
PHOTO: SHIELD<br />
There are currently hundreds of different<br />
surf spots around the world sculpted by<br />
this combination of natural forces and<br />
artificial structures. A quick count puts<br />
the number in New South Wales alone<br />
at 30.<br />
“There are only two artificial surf<br />
breaks in Australia that were purposely<br />
designed: Narrowneck and Cable<br />
Stations,” adds Carley. “All other artificial<br />
surf breaks in Australia are basically<br />
happy accidents, and few people would<br />
argue that many of these are much better<br />
waves than the deliberate attempts.”<br />
So what exactly are the magic<br />
ingredients that make a happy accident?<br />
“Most of the great artificial breaks<br />
have an along-shore sand supply or<br />
littoral drift that interacts with the<br />
structure,” says Carley. In other words,<br />
structures that help trap or shape a ready<br />
supply of sand moving along the beach<br />
are more likely to create those tapered<br />
banks and wedges we love.<br />
“Many sandy beaches will ultimately<br />
try to make a closeout,” explains Carley<br />
further. “This is because the sand will<br />
move around so that the energy gradients<br />
equalise... Structures may also reflect<br />
waves and cause rips, which can make<br />
waves more peaky or peel, rather than<br />
close out.”<br />
If sand pumping is involved, that’s<br />
another essential variable to consider.<br />
“By artificially pumping sand, you<br />
(often) end up with more sand in a<br />
location than nature would provide. This<br />
can make the waves peak, barrel and peel.<br />
This excess sand would soon get washed<br />
away and the sand bed would change, but<br />
if the infeed continues at the right rate,<br />
the joy can continue.”<br />
The Durban basin in South Africa is<br />
one such strip of joy. The regular dredging<br />
of the Durban harbour mouth, along with<br />
a series of piers built since the 1950s,<br />
has created a handful of high-quality surf<br />
spots that now sit shoulder to shoulder.<br />
And nobody needs a refresher on what<br />
happened to Snapper Rocks when the<br />
state governments of New South Wales<br />
and Queensland set up the sand pumping<br />
bypass scheme at the rivermouth in 2001.<br />
But as Newton said, for every action there<br />
is an equal and opposite reaction.<br />
“With sand movement, sometimes it<br />
is about robbing Peter to pay Paul,” says<br />
Carley. “There is some sweet spot for<br />
excess sand – the Superbank has been<br />
somewhat at the expense of old Kirra,<br />
which now often has too much sand<br />
compared with its glory days.”<br />
While surfers embrace these happy<br />
accidents when they occur, no exact<br />
science exists as to what makes a great<br />
artificial wave. Point in case: the cheeky<br />
wedge at Sebastian Inlet’s First Peak that<br />
nurtured Kelly Slater and other Floridian<br />
world champs all but disappeared after<br />
the pier’s concrete wall was slightly<br />
altered in the early 2000s. Engineers<br />
and surfers are still puzzling as to why<br />
exactly the wave vanished. Then there’s<br />
the sublime Bay of Plenty, where Shaun<br />
Tomson honed his revolutionary tuberiding<br />
skills, but is now a shadow of its<br />
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The down side to man-made intervention at premier wave spots. Jardim Do Mar, once a<br />
world class rifling right, is now but a shell of her former self. Thanks to the ocean seawall it<br />
only breaks on the biggest of swells, and for only an hour either side of the dead low tide. It<br />
doesn’t end there either. If you do choose to surf it, don’t get washed in, there are thousands<br />
of concrete teeth waiting for you on the inside.<br />
PHOTO: SELWAY<br />
former self after city authorities<br />
removed the old Patterson Groyne<br />
in 1985 and replaced it with a more<br />
conventional pier.<br />
“Groynes and sand<br />
nourishment may enhance surfing,<br />
but quantitative design and<br />
prediction of this is challenging,”<br />
says Carley, who also points out<br />
that not all artificial structures<br />
interact well with waves and sand<br />
movement. “Most big coastal<br />
structures in Australia were built<br />
in the 1890s to 1910s, so we<br />
have very few before and after<br />
comparisons, with exceptions such<br />
as Kirra Point and Snapper Rocks.<br />
Best practice would be to try to<br />
learn lessons and mimic from the<br />
ones that work well… But who<br />
knows, some of our artificial waves<br />
which are good may have been<br />
even better world-class rivermouth<br />
breaks before.”<br />
And then there’s the flipside of<br />
the coin. Coastal structures that<br />
have destroyed natural waves,<br />
from Dana Point in California to<br />
Jardim do Mar in Madeira. The<br />
latest victim was the legendary<br />
Balinese right-hander, Nikko,<br />
which got cleaved in half after<br />
developers built a jetty through<br />
the lineup for hotel guests to moor<br />
their boats.<br />
Despite this, a simple numbers<br />
comparison suggests we’ve<br />
lost far fewer surf breaks than<br />
we’ve gained. But looking to<br />
the future, the development of<br />
boating marinas, harbours and<br />
seawalls associated with rising<br />
sea levels pose a significant risk<br />
to existing breaks, especially in<br />
third world countries where public<br />
consultation may be less rigorous.<br />
“The big dollars in these<br />
[developments] can swamp surfing,”<br />
says Carley. “Throw in corruption,<br />
big money and few surfers within<br />
the government hierarchy, and the<br />
worldwide risk for the loss of some<br />
surf breaks is high.”<br />
It’s hard not to get emotional<br />
about the potential loss of any<br />
half-decent wave, but there<br />
are sometimes other factors to<br />
consider. “While many surfers<br />
think it is all about them and surf<br />
breaks, if fishers or boaters are<br />
drowning, or an area’s economy is<br />
wracked by poverty, the political<br />
imperative for coastal structures<br />
can be appealing,” says Carley.<br />
The best solution? A<br />
compromise that balances out the<br />
competing priorities of waves and<br />
development, like Cabo Blanco in<br />
Peru. The construction of a fishing<br />
pier would have been disastrous<br />
for the spitting left-hander, but<br />
was moved a couple hundred<br />
metres further north after a group<br />
of surfer-activists convinced the<br />
government it would destroy the<br />
wave and the economic benefits it<br />
brought to the area.<br />
Nobody would argue it’s<br />
essential we remain vigilant about<br />
protecting surf breaks and coastal<br />
development, but it’s also worth<br />
remembering that many similar<br />
developments in the past created the<br />
happy accidents we now covet.<br />
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A fortune for the brave. What makes Teahupo’o so special is that it’s not situated at a reef pass. It sits inside a<br />
reef pass, on a little elbow of reef, thus making it a closeout. The kind of critical closeout where if you do not<br />
evacuate any particular wave, you are destined to meet some form of painful and brutish punishment.<br />
PHOTO: TMK<br />
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WAVE<br />
?<br />
ODDITIES<br />
From Waimea Bay to Noosa<br />
Heads, the general rule of<br />
thumb goes that waves are biggest<br />
on the outside and dissipate<br />
towards the shoulder. Riding them<br />
is a fairly straightforward affair:<br />
take off at the apex, then go as far<br />
as you can until you either fall or<br />
the wave ends. Simple, right?<br />
WORDS BY WILL BENDIX<br />
But some waves don’t play by<br />
the rules. They twist hydrodynamics<br />
around, throwing<br />
up steps, tempting you into<br />
closeouts, or even get bigger and<br />
more challenging the further you<br />
ride ’em.<br />
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The Step at Shipsterns. The surfing equivalent of running with the bulls. One minute<br />
you’re speeding along, not a care in the world. Turn the corner and you’re confronted<br />
with the step. Like a bull, it narrows its eyes, locks you in and runs straight at you. Like<br />
they say in the classics, don’t mess with the bull if you don’t want to get the horns.<br />
PHOTO: CHISHOLM<br />
Slabology 101:<br />
Unlike most ‘spilling’ waves<br />
(the technical term for the<br />
waves we most commonly<br />
surf that generally break in<br />
water that is 1.3 times as<br />
deep as the wave is tall), a<br />
‘surging’ or ‘collapsing’ wave<br />
occurs when the steepness<br />
of the ocean floor increases<br />
dramatically over a short<br />
distance. These surging<br />
or collapsing kind of wave<br />
oddities cause the swells<br />
to stand up abruptly from<br />
deep to shallow water, in<br />
the process defying normal<br />
wave physics and creating<br />
those backless monsters we<br />
surfers call slabs.<br />
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Case Study:<br />
Shipsterns<br />
Bluff,<br />
Tasmania<br />
The<br />
Stepp<br />
Open any textbook on<br />
oceanography and it will<br />
tell you that waves start to<br />
break in water that is 1.3<br />
times as deep as the wave is<br />
tall. This is the mathematical<br />
depth where swells will ‘spill’<br />
over as they find shallower<br />
water. Waves like Shipsterns,<br />
however, don’t subscribe to<br />
textbook definitions. Instead,<br />
it contorts swells into an<br />
obstacle course, creating<br />
ledges and giant steps that<br />
have come to define the place,<br />
and the lunacy that goes with<br />
riding it.<br />
“The step at Shipsterns is<br />
caused by dramatic changes in<br />
the depth of the ocean floor,” says<br />
local charger Marti Paradisis. “It<br />
starts off super-deep off the back<br />
of the reef. Then the ledge out<br />
the back makes the wave stand<br />
up and start to fold on take-off. It<br />
then wraps onto the next (even<br />
shallower) platform, which is the<br />
step, or end section.”<br />
Specifically, it’s this abrupt<br />
transition from a shallow rock<br />
shelf to an even shallower<br />
platform that creates the step. As<br />
the concentrated energy of the<br />
breaking wave gets forced onto<br />
the shallower patch of rock ledge,<br />
it causes the wave to effectively<br />
trip over itself, throwing up<br />
those mutant steps. Just how<br />
pronounced the step is, often<br />
comes down to the swell period.<br />
We all know swell period<br />
measures the energy of waves.<br />
The higher the period or energy,<br />
the more a wave’s going to feel<br />
the bottom contours. The easiest<br />
way to think of it is like this:<br />
period represents how deep a<br />
wave’s energy stretches under<br />
water, and the higher the period,<br />
the deeper this energy goes.<br />
“It’s all to do with water<br />
drawing off the reef,” explains<br />
Marti. “Longer period swells draw<br />
more water, therefore the bottom<br />
which makes the step is shallower<br />
– causing it to break (more<br />
intensely). No matter how short<br />
the period, there will generally<br />
always be ‘steppy’ waves on some<br />
sets at Shipsterns. Most of the<br />
time finding the good ones is pure<br />
luck of the draw… but if it’s a<br />
solid swell and 20-second period,<br />
you know it’s gonna be mutant.<br />
Almost unrideable.”<br />
Which begs the question:<br />
just how much more mutant can<br />
Shipsterns go?<br />
“I think we’ve seen it at its<br />
ugliest,” reckons Marti. “The<br />
crazy thing is, you can be there<br />
on those days for hours on end,<br />
and then out of the blue, one will<br />
break perfectly and leave you<br />
awestruck.”<br />
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The<br />
GROW<br />
er<br />
Case Study:<br />
Supertubes,<br />
Jeffreys<br />
Bay<br />
A grower may start off as a<br />
playful three-footer on the<br />
outside, but down the line,<br />
through no fault of your own,<br />
you’re suddenly locked into<br />
a six-foot drainer. These rare<br />
species are found scattered<br />
around the globe, from the<br />
depths of the Lombok Strait<br />
to the Eastern Cape of South<br />
Africa, and have become<br />
magnets for pilgrims seeking<br />
endless tube time. But what<br />
kind of witchcraft powers a<br />
Grower’s secret juju?<br />
The answer lies in one key<br />
ingredient: refraction.<br />
All swells will bend towards<br />
shallower water where they ‘feel’<br />
or hug the bottom contours of the<br />
ocean the most. This process is<br />
known as refraction. Under ideal<br />
circumstances, this refraction is<br />
amplified onto a focal point. Cue<br />
your classic pointbreak, where a<br />
headland curves into a deeper bay.<br />
Swells drag across the shallow<br />
ocean floor at the headland (the<br />
focal point), slowing down and<br />
bending towards the shore as they<br />
wrap in along the contours of the<br />
bay. The result is an evenly peeling<br />
wave, where the unbroken part<br />
of the swell is travelling through<br />
deeper water and won’t be slowing<br />
down as much; it’s racing ahead,<br />
but it is spreading its energy evenly<br />
over a wider area.<br />
Typically, the deeper you go<br />
into the bay, the less powerful the<br />
waves become and the smaller<br />
they get as they disperse their<br />
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SPECIAL MENTION:<br />
Other places where the grower<br />
phenomenon is especially<br />
pronounced include the inside<br />
bowl of St Leu and the final section<br />
of Desert Point, which has even<br />
become known as The Grower.<br />
Not too long ago, this section was<br />
deemed impossible to ride, thanks<br />
to its penchant for luring surfers<br />
into gaping tubes before shutting<br />
down over near-dry coral, but<br />
nowadays there’s a dedicated crew<br />
of loons from around the world who<br />
are almost exclusively committed<br />
to riding The Grower. Legendary<br />
photographer Pete Frieden once<br />
summed the wave up best, saying,<br />
“There’s so much skin left on that<br />
part of the reef that it’s practically<br />
human.”<br />
><br />
Evan Geiselman laces up his sneakers and stretches<br />
one out through the Deserts Grower section.<br />
PHOTO: FREIDEN<br />
Connor Coffin has curated his style at Rincon, a wave that shares many<br />
similarities with its South African cousin. It’s little wonder Conner has<br />
taken to J-Bay like a lion to a rump steak. PHOTO: THURTELL<br />
Overlooking Supertubes as the wave<br />
refracts and bends down the line. If<br />
<strong>Surfing</strong> <strong>Life</strong>’s office were right here, you<br />
could bet granny’s milk bags we’d never<br />
make a deadline for the rest of our lives.<br />
PHOTO: GRAMBEAU<br />
energy down the line. The wildcard<br />
is when you’ve got a convex<br />
shaped reef or bulge in the bottom<br />
contours. This can exaggerate the<br />
natural refraction and result in<br />
intense focal points as the wave<br />
peels down the line, like the<br />
Carpark section at Supertubes.<br />
“That’s where you often see<br />
the wave grow a bit taller and get<br />
faster,” says Dr Bjorn Backeberg,<br />
oceanographer and researcher<br />
at the Council for Scientific<br />
and Industrial Research. “This<br />
mostly has to do with a steeper<br />
bathymetric slope and sharper<br />
refraction as the wave gets<br />
shallower and the angle of the reef<br />
changes as it bends in along the<br />
point, focusing the swell.”<br />
Put simply, the wave will grow<br />
in size and intensity as the deeper,<br />
faster moving wave energy is<br />
suddenly focused onto a shallower,<br />
more prominent stretch of rock,<br />
reef (or even sand).<br />
“It depends on the swell<br />
direction, but the grower section<br />
at J-Bay really comes into play<br />
when it’s around four- to six-foot,”<br />
says Jordy Smith. “You’ll take off<br />
on a four-footer at the top of the<br />
point, and by the time you get<br />
down the line, it can be six-foot<br />
solid. The really good ones seem<br />
to cap out wide and then twist in<br />
and double-up on the inside at the<br />
Carpark, throwing out big, wide<br />
barrels. It’s definitely one of my<br />
favourite characteristics of J-Bay.”<br />
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What’s in a name?<br />
Teahupo’o was forged eons ago when freshwater run-off from<br />
the mountains and valleys surrounding the break carved out<br />
the Passe Havae. This reef pass plunges dramatically into<br />
the depths of the Pacific Ocean, giving Chopes its unfettered<br />
power. Just like the wave, the history of the small village at<br />
the end of the road is brutal. Literally translated, Teahupo’o<br />
means ‘the pile of heads’. Local legend has it the fishing<br />
village adopted the name after defeating their enemies in one<br />
of Tahiti’s brutal tribal wars. To commemorate the victory,<br />
they decapitated the slain warriors and piled the heads up<br />
on the beach. So maybe try not to think of that – or the reef –<br />
when you paddle out.<br />
Teahupo’o translates to pile of heads ... upon learning<br />
this; it’s these brief moments which life delivers, where<br />
absolutely everything makes sense and is as it should be.<br />
PHOTO: TMK<br />
The<br />
Closeout<br />
Case Study:<br />
Teahupo’o, Tahiti<br />
We hate to break it to you, but<br />
your favourite South Pacific<br />
glory hole is actually a closeout.<br />
Yep, that’s right. Teahupo’o is<br />
technically a straight-hander,<br />
briefly interrupted by a<br />
narrow elbow in the reef that’s<br />
generously called a channel.<br />
Aside from making a nice place<br />
to park your boat, this channel<br />
allows some waves to stay open<br />
long enough to pop out the tube<br />
before shutting down entirely.<br />
“What makes Teahupo’o so<br />
special is probably the fact that it is<br />
not actually situated at a reef pass,<br />
but further up, at a bend in the<br />
reef, with a narrow 15-metre-deep<br />
channel close by,” says resident<br />
photographer Tim McKenna.<br />
“Unlike other passes, all its intensity<br />
is compacted into the west bowl,<br />
just metres away from the channel.<br />
It’s this west bowl that concentrates<br />
all the energy and makes the wave<br />
accelerate and close out on that<br />
ledge. But the closeout is so perfect<br />
that it often gives you a gap to make<br />
it, that will challenge any surfer.”<br />
Tim has spent the better part of<br />
his career studying and shooting<br />
the wave from every conceivable<br />
angle, and reckons the difference<br />
between getting spit out the tube<br />
of your life or being trapped in a<br />
closeout that, conversely, could<br />
end that very same life… all comes<br />
down to swell direction.<br />
“Any swell with too much west<br />
direction will make the wave much<br />
shorter and close out very close to<br />
the channel or the end of the wave,”<br />
says Tim. “The ideal conditions are<br />
a south-south-west swell with glassy<br />
conditions or north-east winds. This<br />
makes the wave run a little longer<br />
down the reef, allowing you to take<br />
off a little further up the reef, and<br />
the barrel is kind of wider and not<br />
as thick and dangerous.”<br />
No matter how perfect the swell<br />
direction, though, there are always<br />
closeouts and rogue sets during any<br />
significant swell, says Tim, who has<br />
seen his fair share of carnage in the<br />
channel and the lineup. The only<br />
way to choose the right ones?<br />
Water time, and lots of it!<br />
“To ride Teahupo’o successfully,<br />
you need to spend a lot of time in<br />
the water to be able to read the way<br />
swell lines approach the reef and<br />
the type of bend they take while<br />
reaching the take-off zone. The<br />
way the wave hits the shelf and<br />
how the volume of water is sucked<br />
up the face in the west bowl often<br />
determines if a wave will shut down<br />
or stay open a little longer. Then<br />
you need to be fully committed.<br />
There’s no room for hesitation once<br />
you decide to go.”<br />
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North and South Islands<br />
NEW ZEALAND<br />
The land of the long white cloud<br />
also happens to be land of the<br />
long, luscious wave. All of which<br />
are seriously underrated.<br />
Maybe it’s the cold water, harsh<br />
winds, and large fluctuations in<br />
tides that are keeping the surfing<br />
hordes away. Maybe it’s the fact<br />
that New Zealand surfers don’t<br />
like to brag too much about their<br />
home breaks.<br />
“The Kiwi surf culture is you<br />
have to go overseas to score<br />
waves,” says resident photographer<br />
Cory Scott.<br />
“But we’ve seen waves that blow<br />
spots on the CT out of the water and<br />
there is nobody out.”<br />
When it comes to scoring in New<br />
Zealand, you’ve got to be flexible<br />
and prepared to rack up some<br />
driving miles to score the waves.<br />
“New Zealand is so<br />
temperamental,” says Cory.<br />
“Surf sessions don’t last four<br />
or five days. You’d usually get two<br />
great days and then your best bet is<br />
to move on.<br />
“The good thing is you can cross<br />
from the east coast to the west coast<br />
anywhere between two-and-a-half<br />
to six hours. So if the winds are<br />
blowing onshore on one side for a<br />
few days, you should pull the pin<br />
and head to the other side.”<br />
Two of the more popular surf<br />
towns also happen to be located<br />
on different islands, with Gisborne<br />
– home to the likes of Ricardo<br />
Christie and the Quinn brothers –<br />
on the North Island, and Dunedin<br />
on the South. Both have a healthy<br />
mixture of pointbreaks, beachies<br />
and reefs, but both are also uniquely<br />
different from each other.<br />
“Gisborne is probably the surfing<br />
capital of New Zealand. The water is<br />
warmer and surfing is much more<br />
common,” said Cory.<br />
“But if you enjoy the elements<br />
and surfing on your own with just<br />
a sea lion or walrus with you, then<br />
Dunedin is the way to go.”<br />
So what’s the best way to do it?<br />
Give yourself two weeks off work in<br />
autumn, get a campervan, and hit<br />
the road. Not only will you see some<br />
of the most amazing scenery of your<br />
life, there will be tonnes of waves<br />
along the way. But remember to<br />
respect the locals.<br />
“Be friendly and talk to people<br />
when you’re paddling out, especially<br />
if it looks like a quiet local spot,”<br />
Cory said.<br />
“As surfers, the best way to enjoy<br />
the environment is to get around<br />
in a van. Just abide by the rules and<br />
don’t go leaving rubbish.<br />
“If a local comes along and says<br />
you can’t stay there, then respect<br />
their wishes and move on.”<br />
North Island, or South? We can’t tell you, but we can<br />
tell you this place exists, and it is magnificent.<br />
PHOTO: SCOTT<br />
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T H E<br />
WORDS BY MICHAEL SAUNDERS<br />
OTHER<br />
BUCKET<br />
L I S T<br />
We all have a list of places<br />
we want to visit and surf<br />
before we leave this world. It<br />
might not be written down on<br />
paper, but you’ve got it stored<br />
in your head somewhere. But,<br />
rather than sticking to the<br />
status quo of well-known spots,<br />
maybe it’s time to cast your eyes<br />
towards the waves less ridden.<br />
Because, what’s life without a<br />
little je ne sais quoi?<br />
We asked four super<br />
knowledgeable photographers<br />
from various corners of the<br />
planet about some of their<br />
favourite spots that aren’t<br />
exactly ‘go to’ locations. These<br />
are the spots that don’t have<br />
a place in the ‘world’s most<br />
famous waves’ lists, but they<br />
probably should. This is the<br />
other bucket list!<br />
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Technological advancements to wetsuits have opened up a whole<br />
plethora of previously off-the-map surfing destinations.<br />
PHOTO: PALADINO<br />
Vancouver Island<br />
Canada<br />
Canada, eh? For a surf trip!?<br />
Yes, you read that correctly! It’s<br />
time to leave the bro-board in<br />
Whistler and get yourself on the<br />
next flight to Vancouver Island.<br />
“The experience is oneof-a-kind,”<br />
says Vancouver<br />
Island native and resident surf<br />
photographer Marcus Paladino.<br />
“Walking through old growth<br />
forest to get to the beach; having<br />
bald eagles fly above you in the<br />
lineup; meeting some of the<br />
friendliest people you’ll ever<br />
encounter; and of course the<br />
adrenaline of surfing until you<br />
can’t feel your limbs anymore.”<br />
When you do make your way<br />
to Vancouver Island, the small<br />
west coast town of Tofino should<br />
be your first port of call. The<br />
region, which was originally a<br />
hideaway for draft dodgers in the<br />
’60s, has become known as the<br />
‘surfing capital of Canada’, thanks<br />
in no small part to the large<br />
number of Californian natives<br />
who ventured north and now call<br />
Tofino home.<br />
“The first known person to<br />
surf here was Jim ‘The Paddler’<br />
Sadler, and that was anywhere<br />
between 1960 and 1970,” says<br />
Marcus.<br />
“As wetsuit technology got<br />
more advanced, people started to<br />
flock to the cold-water beaches<br />
of Canada and got into surfing.<br />
It’s been really popular in the last<br />
decade, even though most people<br />
in the country don’t know we<br />
exist.”<br />
There are a number of wellknown<br />
surf spots in Tofino alone,<br />
but if you buddy up with some of<br />
the friendly locals, you might get<br />
treated to some of the more secret<br />
waves on other parts of the island.<br />
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Plenty of pros, such as Dorian, Connor Coffin, The Malloys<br />
and Machado make a yearly stop to Vancouver Island.<br />
PHOTO: PALADINO<br />
FIRST PRINCIPLE<br />
THE TREND IS YOUR FRIEND.<br />
We wouldn’t know whether to surf, or to<br />
mindlessly gawk at our surrounds. Seriously!<br />
PHOTO: PALADINO<br />
“Most of our best waves and<br />
slabs are boat access only, so it<br />
can be really challenging to get<br />
there unless the weather is being<br />
generous,” Marcus said.<br />
“My favourite wave is only<br />
accessible by logging road, and<br />
it’s extremely fickle. Everything<br />
needs to line up perfectly, but<br />
when it does there’s no place I’d<br />
rather be in the world. You can<br />
get barrelled, do three turns and<br />
still have an air section all in one<br />
wave – it’s a filmer’s dream!<br />
“Another area, that shall<br />
not be named, is riddled with<br />
perfect pointbreaks. It’s a shame<br />
photographers aren’t allowed to<br />
shoot there, hence why you’ve<br />
probably never seen a photo of<br />
their waves.”<br />
Once you get your surfing fix,<br />
make sure to check out some<br />
of the other things to do on the<br />
island, including the ridiculous<br />
amounts of hikes, as well as some<br />
tasty ales at the local microbrews.<br />
“I love surfing on Vancouver<br />
Island because it’s so natural<br />
here. You don’t see or hear any<br />
cars driving by from the lineup<br />
or have big, industrial buildings<br />
around you as eyesores. It’s a very<br />
calming and pure environment,<br />
as surfing was meant to be.”<br />
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This long roping righthander is fickle, only<br />
breaking on a certain part of the tide. What<br />
part of the tide and where it is ... you’ll have<br />
to bite the bullet and find out for yourself.<br />
PHOTO: CURLEY<br />
SURFING LIFE 100
North Sumatra<br />
Indonesia<br />
Sick of sharing the lineup<br />
with hordes of other blokes in<br />
Bintang singlets? Or maybe that<br />
remote location you went to<br />
last year turned out to have less<br />
people, but also less waves.<br />
Well, maybe some of the lesserknown<br />
areas on mainland Northern<br />
Sumatra are for you.<br />
Now we’re not going to make<br />
ridiculous calls like, “no crowds!”<br />
or “perfect waves guaranteed!”<br />
But we can tell you that this area<br />
certainly deserves more credit<br />
than it currently gets – just ask<br />
frequent visitor, and photographer<br />
extraordinaire, Mick Curley.<br />
“It’s a wild place, incredibly<br />
beautiful,” Mick said.<br />
“I take my family up there often<br />
and go off the grid completely.”<br />
So why is it that this region<br />
doesn’t get the same attention that<br />
its neighbours like the Mentawai<br />
Islands get?<br />
“The whole of Indonesia has<br />
an incredible amount of waves to<br />
explore [but] travel difficulties would<br />
be up there as a solid reason why<br />
some places are empty,” Mick said.<br />
“There’s a mountain of reasons<br />
why certain places in Indo are not as<br />
popular as others, but that doesn’t<br />
mean the waves don’t stack up to<br />
the more known spots.”<br />
If you’re a first-timer, then your<br />
best way to score North Sumatra and<br />
not end up being airlifted to hospital<br />
is by hooking up with one of the<br />
boat operators in the region. Once<br />
you’ve got your bearings of the area,<br />
a solo mission is certainly do-able.<br />
Just make sure you have your wits<br />
about you.<br />
“With less travelled locations,<br />
they have their challenges with<br />
regards to food, language and clean<br />
water. Like anywhere, once you get<br />
away from resorts and developed<br />
areas you have to be careful and<br />
prepared for shit to get real. This is<br />
an area where true surf pioneering<br />
can still be done.<br />
“To go explore potential breaks<br />
all over Indonesia, most times the<br />
only boats available are the local<br />
fishing boats. I guess it depends on<br />
where you’re looking and how good<br />
your Bahasa and bargaining skills<br />
are. Adventure is most definitely still<br />
there if you want it!”<br />
If you do decide to take the latter<br />
option and walk on the wild side, it<br />
would be wise to brush up on your<br />
first-aid skills.<br />
“The smallest cut you don’t treat<br />
properly can mean life and death,”<br />
Mick explains.<br />
“It sounds far-fetched, but I’ve<br />
seen at least five people have to get<br />
emergency medical extractions out<br />
of Indonesia for treatment because<br />
of staph infections and tropical<br />
diseases that start from a scratch.<br />
“You have to be really vigilant<br />
with looking after yourself, and your<br />
mates, out there. It’s a long way<br />
from anywhere and when things do<br />
go wrong it’s a little more serious<br />
than your typical Bali surf mission.”<br />
Bryce Young packed the antibacterial meds<br />
and headed north. This was his reward.<br />
PHOTO: SHIELD<br />
SURFING LIFE 101
It’s not Greenbush life and death lefts.<br />
But shit a brick, it looks like fun.<br />
PHOTO: SHIELD<br />
The Telo Islands<br />
Indonesia<br />
Super fun waves, options in<br />
all swell directions, gin-clear<br />
water, low crowds and ‘in<br />
season’ all year-round. So why<br />
the hell are people bypassing a<br />
trip to the Telos?<br />
“Telos has a bit of a reputation<br />
for cashed-up kooks,” says <strong>Surfing</strong><br />
<strong>Life</strong> senior photographer Andrew<br />
Shield.<br />
“It’s a lot of money. Even the<br />
cheaper budget camps are pretty<br />
expensive.”<br />
Shieldsy’s not wrong; a weeklong<br />
stay at some of the more<br />
popular surf camps on the islands<br />
can fetch upwards of $8000, and<br />
that can be a hard sell when you<br />
can get yourself the same amount<br />
of time on a boat in the Ments for<br />
less than half the price. But hey, this<br />
is Indo we’re talking about. Surely<br />
there is a cheaper option?<br />
“You definitely can do it on<br />
the other end of the spectrum,”<br />
Shieldsy said.<br />
“There are homestays you can<br />
stay at for backpacker prices. But<br />
you will be getting around to the<br />
breaks on a wooden canoe with a<br />
whipper-snipper on the back, and<br />
your food will mostly consist of<br />
just rice.<br />
“Also, the cost of the charter<br />
flight can put people off. But going<br />
the other option can be a little<br />
difficult. You’ll have to fly to Nias,<br />
drive for two-and-a-half hours,<br />
then get on a ferry for six hours to<br />
reach Telo.”<br />
But if you do have the coin to<br />
splash, or are willing to endure the<br />
travel mission, you will be rewarded<br />
for your efforts, with some of the<br />
best small- to medium-sized wave<br />
setups in Indonesia.<br />
“That’s definitely the attraction.<br />
It doesn’t get as much swell as<br />
somewhere like the Ments, it’s<br />
normally a foot or two smaller,”<br />
adds Shieldsy.<br />
“But it is a lot less crowded,<br />
and when it’s small you have got<br />
at least four or five good spots to<br />
go to. In the Ments, all you have is<br />
Burgerworld.”<br />
Another bonus is you don’t have<br />
to rely on seasons like other areas<br />
in Indonesia, with spots that work<br />
well with the west swells during<br />
monsoon season. This means that<br />
you can book your trip during the<br />
Christmas break, and not feel like<br />
you’re getting skunked.<br />
“If you are a big-wave charger<br />
then you’d be better looking<br />
somewhere else,” says Shieldsy.<br />
“But if you know your<br />
limitations, you’re going to have a<br />
lot more fun than overextending<br />
yourself at somewhere that gets<br />
bigger swells.”<br />
Top to bottom and grinding. While it’s not a big<br />
wave destination, the old girl still has her days.<br />
PHOTO: SHIELD<br />
SURFING LIFE 102
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SURFING LIFE 104
RIDING<br />
WOODEN<br />
WAVES<br />
The selection process for the front cover of this Issue was a little bit<br />
different. The usual array of breath taking imagery flooded our inbox,<br />
and the customary discussions took place over the merits of each. Then a<br />
piece of artwork from Nathan Ledyard arrived to HQ and stopped us dead<br />
in our tracks. <strong>Surfing</strong> <strong>Life</strong> designer Dave Read thought out loud that’d<br />
it’d make a cool cover. And that was that. Discussions closed. In 32-years<br />
of <strong>Surfing</strong> <strong>Life</strong> never have we had a shorter and more unanimous<br />
front cover discussion. Before we had even one article written for this<br />
magazine, we already had our front cover.<br />
INTERVIEWED BY GRA MURDOCH<br />
SURFING LIFE 105
Even as a kid growing up<br />
in Mainland USA, far away<br />
from the ocean, I’ve always felt<br />
a connection to the sea. I’ve<br />
dreamt about surfing as long<br />
as I can remember. I’d always<br />
been interested in drawing and<br />
painting as a child, but soon<br />
art took a backseat to sports<br />
and school, when I ended up<br />
studying law.<br />
A few years ago, when my<br />
friends started getting married,<br />
I started making paintings as<br />
wedding gifts and I began to<br />
think seriously about making and<br />
selling art. When I was studying<br />
law, all I really cared about was<br />
having time to go surf. So, I guess<br />
it was inevitable that my love for<br />
surfing and art would finally take<br />
over. I quit my full-time job and<br />
took a chance on becoming a fulltime<br />
artist.<br />
... And <strong>Surfing</strong> <strong>Life</strong> is so glad<br />
Nathan did take that chance.<br />
Nathan has always been intrigued<br />
by wood, and he wanted to<br />
incorporate the natural patterns of<br />
the grain in his paintings...<br />
I had an Aha! moment one day<br />
when I carved too deeply into the<br />
wood and came out the other side.<br />
I tried to resolve the problem and<br />
discovered I could go even deeper<br />
by adding more wood to the back.<br />
Since then I’ve been figuring out<br />
new methods and techniques to<br />
carve even deeper and make my<br />
pieces more 3D.<br />
While I always have a rough<br />
plan of what I want to do, I always<br />
let the wood be my main source<br />
of inspiration. It keeps things<br />
interesting, and I think it’s a way<br />
for me to tap into nature’s energy.<br />
I’ll flip through pieces of plywood<br />
until I find one with a pattern that<br />
I like, and then I’ll use the wood<br />
grain to create the design of the<br />
clouds or water. Once I have the<br />
right piece of wood I start carving<br />
the wave and other features that<br />
I want to be 3D. After that I stain<br />
the wood with acrylic paint, and<br />
then use sandpaper to remove<br />
any excess paint and bring out the<br />
natural wood grain. Rather than<br />
painting shadows and highlights, I<br />
rely on the 3D carving to create all<br />
of those little details.<br />
When I’m in the zone and<br />
things are flowing, nothing else<br />
matters – it’s almost a meditative<br />
state – similar to the feeling I get<br />
from surfing and riding waves,<br />
but with the art I’m able to<br />
prolong that feeling for longer.<br />
I always like to challenge myself<br />
by experimenting and pushing<br />
my style in new directions. I like<br />
to try something new with every<br />
piece I make. That’s what I enjoy<br />
most, and it always keeps things<br />
interesting for me.<br />
It can take me a while to make a<br />
new piece – anywhere from a week<br />
to a couple of months for my largest<br />
works. My prices range from a few<br />
hundred to several thousands of<br />
dollars. Most of my biggest fans are<br />
surfers, so I’ll always try to produce<br />
a number of affordable options.<br />
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