Newcastle News Oct 2017
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• I do understand the detailed advice<br />
which you have given me but I might<br />
nevertheless decide to do something<br />
different. It might be more important<br />
to me not to upset someone, or to get<br />
things sorted out within a short<br />
timescale.<br />
• I know you don’t have a crystal ball,<br />
but I need your best guess as to how<br />
long it is all going to take and what it<br />
will cost. I won’t throw my teddy in the<br />
corner if it turns out different, so long<br />
as you give me some warning.<br />
• I want you to tell me what I should<br />
do. I don’t particularly want to know<br />
very much about what the law is. If I<br />
wanted to know the law, I would have<br />
gone to law school.<br />
When he introduces us to Mr. Vholes,<br />
Dickens gives us a crushing indictment<br />
of the whole English legal system. He<br />
says:<br />
“The one great principle of the English<br />
law is, to make business for itself. There is<br />
no other principle distinctly, certainly,<br />
and consistently maintained through all<br />
its narrow turnings. Viewed by this light<br />
it becomes a coherent scheme, and not<br />
the monstrous maze the laity are apt to<br />
think it. Let them but once clearly<br />
perceive that its grand principle is to<br />
make business for itself at their expense,<br />
and surely they will cease to grumble”.<br />
The trouble is that many people think<br />
that this is, literally, true. Many clients<br />
start with the perception that the<br />
reason it is all so complicated, and<br />
there are so many rules, is so that we<br />
lawyers can make money charging for<br />
letters to and fro. Of course, we do<br />
charge for letters to and fro, so they<br />
aren’t wrong about that: what is wrong<br />
is the sense they have that we are<br />
deliberately inflating the process, the<br />
language, the sheer impenetrability of<br />
the thing, purely so that we can look<br />
good, and charge accordingly, for<br />
leading our clients through the<br />
“monstrous maze”. Our challenge is to<br />
explain to the client what we are<br />
actually doing and what is the point of<br />
us, without writing three-page letters<br />
explaining case law as if we were<br />
entering a prize essay competition at<br />
law school. Trying to see it from the<br />
client’s point of view, and using plain<br />
language is the way forward, although<br />
it’s easier said than done: I once had a<br />
client complain that he didn’t<br />
understand the phrase “save for” which<br />
I had used.<br />
“Save for? That’s easy, it means ‘except’<br />
“.<br />
“Why don’t you say ‘except’, then?”<br />
I wasn’t able to answer that one.<br />
Ursula Collie<br />
EMG Solicitors Ltd<br />
AlphaBiolabs<br />
Bigger and better than before<br />
This month sees the launch of our new-look logo and<br />
revamped website. Our fully-comprehensive web pages still<br />
outline all the DNA, drugs and alcohol testing services that we<br />
offer, but we’ve made it easier to navigate. Our client base is<br />
diverse and wide ranging. It includes members of the public,<br />
businesses, family and immigration law solicitors, social<br />
services, academic institutions and even the media. Now, it will<br />
be easier for each and every one of our customers to find the<br />
right test they need. The public will access our Peace of Mind<br />
and home test kits. Our legal clients will save time by going<br />
direct to the relevant legal pages, each subdivided into the<br />
relevant headings: immigration, local authority, sample<br />
collection. We even have the option of instant quotes at the<br />
push of a button.<br />
Since it was established in 2004, AlphaBiolabs has consistently<br />
led in its field by investing in state-of-the-art testing services,<br />
winning awards and gaining accreditations for the quality of its<br />
work. And we continue to innovate the testing industry. This<br />
month also sees the launch of our SCRAM Continuous Alcohol<br />
Monitoring® (SCRAM CAM®) alcohol-testing bracelet. Worn on<br />
the ankle, the unique bracelet tests for the presence of alcohol<br />
in perspiration every 30 minutes. Alphabiolabs is confident that<br />
this form of continuous monitoring will provide local<br />
authorities, courts and child-protection agencies with the tools<br />
to change behaviours in alcohol-dependent clients.<br />
“There’s lots going on at AlphaBiolabs”, said Managing Director<br />
David Thomas. “It’s an exciting time for the company and we<br />
encourage our customers to keep an eye out for all the new<br />
services and innovations via our new-look website.”<br />
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