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36
Dec
2017
English JOKE
«What's his name?"
This joke is very short and very easy,
but it shows how real mistakes can be
made when speaking English. Enjoy!
Bob told Betty that he had (1) an
acquaintance with (2) a wooden leg
named Smith. So Betty asked him
"That's very (3) curious. What was the
name of his other leg?"
(1) somebody he knows, but not very
well like a friend
(2) a fake leg (not real) - he must have
lost his leg in a bad accident
(3) a little bit strange
Horoscope
Sagittarius
November 22
December 21
Explanation: Bob should have said he
had "an acquaintance named Smith
with a wooden leg". The way he said it,
it seems the wooden leg's name is
Smith!
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