wednesday Letter designer Jessica Hische (if you’re not familiar with her work, look it up. She’s crazy talented and is like really internet famous) tweeted recently that “Toddlers are terrorists.” ITA.
My almost-3-year-old making a demand after a morning of chaos: “I want milk!!!” My response: Oh, that’s nice. I wanted 5 minutes of quiet time before you jumped on me this morning. I wanted you to whisper and walk through the house quietly, so that your little sister wouldn’t wake up an hour before she normally does. I mean, your dad and I only requested this about 100 times before you decided not to follow through. So kid, you will not get your milk. Sorry. ♥☻ Moral of the story I do not negotiate with terrorists.