Pollak Park GC - January 2018

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BENONI LAKE, BENONI COUNTRY CLUB

GOLD CUP AND POLLAK PARK ,

Volume 28 • No. 10 • NOVEMBER - FEBRUARY 2018

450 games played – Well done Robin Wrighton

www.easternsnomads.co.za


PETER RETIEF: Proud Easterns Nomad


Captain’s Report

BENONI LAKE

Thank you to the Captain at Lake Club Benoni Wimpie

Laubscher and his staff for once again going out of their

way to make us feel welcome, on behalf of Easterns

Nomads I would like to wish you well in your joint

venture with Villa Funchal.

Congratulations to Joe Gumede, Vic Hall, Peter Bailey

and Mike Fick on winning their respective pools in the Tempest national individual

knockout swindle, they can look forward to a cash payout and will be competing

against the other 12 finalist at Gold Cup for the main prize sponsored by Tempest

Car Hire on the 3rd of December at Benoni Country Club which I am glad to report is

a full field.

The Gary Player Knockout final will also be played at this venue and congratulations

to our finalist in the Plate Warren Brits / Ray Linsday vs Vaughan/Rob Wrighton and

Cup Eric Fisher /Peter Chown vs Brett Skinner /Peter Retief who is also out title

sponsor for this event.

A great big Thank you to Peter Retief and his excellent team from Europecar for

sponsoring our November monthly game, without sponsors such as these Nomads

would not be able to assist those less fortunate than ourselves or promote the

furtherance of golf.

Well done to Craig Webster on winning the Konika Minolta challenge, good luck in

the next round – we will be supporting you all the way.

Recovering information for our altar still remains a problem, we have successfully

recovered names for most categories from old photos but require names dating

back to 1979 for the Bill Mosely trophy, away tours and visitor’s trophy – should

anyone be able to assist in any way kindly contact me.

Subs Invoices for 2018 have gone out – should you not receive yours kindly let us

know

Fickle


DIVISIONAL WINNERS AT

BENONI LAKE

A DIVISION WINNER - LLEW BURGESS

TROPHY

Stephen Malherbe

B DIVISION - ALAN WILSON TROPHY

Michael Druce

C DIVISION - SYD RUSSELL TROPHY

Len Sanders


BENONI LAKE

Captain Fickle speaks.

A bottle of Glenbrynth for the Lake Club

Captain, Wimpie Laubscher

Thank you to our Sponsor Pieter Rietief,

from Europcar

Brian Reese 200 Game badge

Well deserved long service ties!

Craig Dollery(15 ), Saul v Greunen(5), Reg Rawlings

The 40 pointers (Bloody show-offs!)

Mark Ablett and Chris Thompson

“Face” fleeced everyone.


BENONI LAKE

Captains Gratitude - Peter Retief

Craig also won Konica Minolta

Challenge

Divisional Runners-up – Carol and

Mike.

“Webbie” was Senior Man and Best of the Rest.

The best pair – Stephen and Vaughan.

The top fourball – Stephen, Vaughan and Mark.

….. The Runners-up – Corrie, Carol and Kobus


The best playing Captain – Craig Dollery.


They got close – Johan, Vaughan and Mark.

The Whiskey winners - Groot Baas and Klein Baas

Altar Bunnies – Allan, Des, Jarrod and Dave.


THE SNAKE KILLER

World famous Snake Killer of 2017………

None other than ………

Cleon “The Mamba” Moore

12 Handicap – points.


Results of BENONI LAKE CLUB- NOVEMBER 2017

Sponsor of the Day: EUROPCAR- PETER RETIEF Day's Average: 30.5

DIVISION WINNERS WINNERS SCORE RUNNERS-UP SCORE

A - LLEW BURGESS TROPHY Stephen Malherbe 39 Evert Bean (PTG) 37

B - ALAN WILSON TROPHY Miichael Druce OCO 37 Carol Nkwinika 37

C - SYD RUSSEL TROPHY Len Sanders 36 Mike Swemmer 34

CMC BEST OF THE REST: (Sponsor Bob and Linda Hall)

Craig Webster OCO 37

SENIOR MAN OF THE MATCH: (Sponsor: Dynamic Battery Chargers - Derick Lindsay)

Craig Webster 37

BENNETON DUO: (Sponsor: Errol Civin, Ryan and Jody Schaper)

Vaughan Wrighton Stephen Malherbe 75

BRANDHOUSE PLAYING CAPTAIN OF THE DAY (Past or Present):

Craig Dollery 36

TEAM OF 4: PLAYING FOURBALL

WINNERS: 147 RUNNERS-UP: 137

Paris Papaspiridon

Carol Nkwinika

Mark Ablett

Mike Hannie PTG

Stephen Malherbe

Kobus Bredenhann

Vaughan Wrighton

Corrie de Klerk

WORST PLAYING 4 BALL: 109

(Altar bunnies caps sponsored by Elemental - Robbie Frank)

Jarrod Williams

Des Rielander

Dave Hoehler

Allan Harris

"MR SNAKE KILLER" (Sponsor: Colvic - Vic Hall)

VARRIE'S HALLELUJAH (Sponsor: Varrie Family) R200

VICTOR FORTUNE EAGLE (Sponsor: Alan and Dudley Meredith)

WUNUNDER (Sponsor: Polla de Jongh)

TWO UNDER ON PAR 5'S (Sponsor: Dynamic Batteries - Derick Lindsay)

Cleon Moore 20 Points 5 Hcp

Mark Flanagan

Francis Themane

Not Won

Not Won

SHORT HOLE AGGREGATE R 100

Not Won

NEAREST PIN FOR 3 ON PAR 5 (Sponsor: Tsheba Construction - Danny) Johan Kruger

HLB BARNETT AND CHOWN NEAREST THE PIN (Sponsor: Peter Chown) 5 J. Beytell

13 V. Wrighton

9 C Roberts PTG 16 M. Ablett

TRIFECTA POOL Monthly Value (R495 TOTAL (R1040)

Neville Sanders

EBOTSE GOLF CLUB VOUCHER (Sponsor: Ebotse Links - Vic Langkilde) Peter Retief

THE GOLFERS CLUB ATTENDANCE DRAW (Sponsored by THE GOLFER’S CLUB - Norman Leys)

Jimmy Sales

KONICA MINOLTA CHALLENGE

Craig Webster

Club HCp 15 IPS 43

GLENBRYNTH DRAW: Issac Makhothi, Raymond Lindsay

MONTHLY DRAW: J. Williams (R1000), G. Wood (R500), P. Anderson (R250)


Handicap and Match

Secretary’s Report

BENONI LAKE 18 November

2017

We had another happy and successful monthly

game, which ran very smoothly. Thank you

everyone! Besides the fact that the numbers of

entries for our games are down, the day was

enjoyed by everyone who played.

A great big thank you to Phanuel who is an amazing help and back up on the

day, and to my ladies Cathy and Lindsay.

We were taking entries for the Gary Player Knock Out, as well as payments for

the Tempest Individual Knock Out. Gentlemen, you need to inform me if you

are not going to enter this competition, otherwise your names will

automatically be entered and you will be required to pay the R50 entry fee.

See you all at Gold Cup at BCC on 3 December,

Terry

The break-down of the field of

~110 players was as follows:

NOMADS 90

VISITING NOMADS 3

VISITORS 2

PROSPECTIVE 5

The day’s average was 30.5 points.

Handicap adjustments:

CUT 27

NO CHANGE 46

GAIN 17

Division Average: A 31.2 B 21.6 C 28.7


Magic Sandals

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the

Market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal

Shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You

Foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop..'

So the married couple walked in.

The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be

Interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the

Man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them,

Being the Sex God that he was.

The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and

Tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild

Look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the

Table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm

Hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'


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Fixtures - 2017/2018

18 February Sunday Reading

18 March Sunday Germiston

21 April Saturday ERPM

Special Games & Events

28 February Wednesday Lake Club Bnoni Pre nationals dinner

4-9 March Sun - Fri Royal Cape SA Nationals (WP)

12 April Thursday Benoni Country Club AGM

SICK PARADE

The following Nomads are on sick leave. Please try and give them a call. I’m sure it

will be appreciated:

Dave Reynolds, Saul van Greunen.

PROSPECTIVE MEMBERS

Graeme Chown, Grant Gooch, Mike Koekemoer, Sandile Mtsomi,

Paris Papaspiridon, Delville Reynolds.


I went out last night and got really wasted. Woke up in the middle of the night next to a

woman who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home O.K.!

The wife's back on the warpath again. She said she was up for making a sex movie last

night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell 'disaster'.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have

taken them off.

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or as she likes to call it "foreplay".

I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and

found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what

to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.

I bought the misses a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it

took me three hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you.

All the others kept me awake all night!"

My misses packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you

a slow and painful death, you bastard!"

"Oh," I replied, "so now you WANT me to stay?"

A Catholic boy in confession says, “Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while

thinking about my sister.”

“That's a disgrace,” said the priest, “especially when you have two gorgeous brothers.”

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Captain’s Report

GOLD CUP

Our Gold cup felt very different, with the playing

year shortened to 8 months and the final prize

giving for the various categories completed, yet

there was no handing over of the guard, which

only takes place at the April game. Congratulations

to all the prize winners and we can look forward to

a normal playing year from January to December

in 2018.

A huge Thank you to Graeme Wood and Cargo Motors which, is Mercedes

Benz, not only for sponsoring the day but for everything that you together

with your holding group, Imperial, do for Nomads and golf in South Africa.

When you are next in the market for a vehicle please allow them to quote as

per the procedure in the diary.

Darren Millington and his staff at Benoni Country Club, as usual, looked after

our every need with excellence, exceeding our expectations by sponsoring

snacks at prize giving – Thank you

42 people went on the mystery tour which, after going through Heidelberg

and having breakfast in Meyerton, ended up at Eye of Africa – Ray

Karshagen, who sponsored the bus together with Rod Williams organizing

again, did a sterling job and could not be faulted on any detail even organizing

urine bags. Without Nomads such as these two gentlemen ,who do so

much to enable us to have such fun on these tours, we are eternally greatful.

Your hard work although not always expressed does not go unnoticed.

I would like to take this opportunity to wish you and your family Seasons

greetings and to all of those going away over the festive season travel safely

and we look forward to seeing you at Pollock Park on the 20th of January

2018.

Fickle


DIVISIONAL WINNERS AT

BENONI COUNTRY CLUB

A DIVISION – Mike Fick – 34 points (oco)

B DIVISION – Michael King – 37 points.

C DIVISION – Peter Chown – 38 points.

Peter and Eric ‘’Best playing Benneton duo’’


THE SNAKE KILLER

BENONI COUNTRY CLUB

World famous Snake Killer of 2018………

None other than ………

Raj “The Rattle Snake”

13 Handicap – 17 Points.


Results of BCC - DECEMBER 2017

Sponsor of the Day: CARGO BEDORDVIEW- GRAEME WOOD & ALBERT SPALDING Day's Average: 27.4

DIVISION WINNERS WINNERS SCORE RUNNERS-UP SCORE

A - LLEW BURGESS TROPHY Mike Fick 34 OCO Brian Algar 34

B - ALAN WILSON TROPHY Michael King 37 Graham Havenga 34

C - SYD RUSSEL TROPHY Peter Chown 38 Vic Langkilde 36

CMC BEST OF THE REST: (Sponsor Bob and Linda Hall)

James Croxford 34

SENIOR MAN OF THE MATCH: (Sponsor: Dynamic Battery Chargers - Derick Lindsay)

Peter Chown 38

BENNETON DUO: (Sponsor: Errol Civin, Ryan and Jody Schaper)

Peter Chown Eric Fisher 67

BRANDHOUSE PLAYING CAPTAIN OF THE DAY (Past or Present):

Peter Chown 36

TEAM OF 4: PLAYING FOURBALL

WINNERS: 124 RUNNERS-UP: 122

James Croxford

Len Sanders

John Moolman

Neville Sanders

Steve v d Bergh

Graham Havenga

Graeme Goodrich

Allen Purchase

WORST PLAYING 4 BALL: 91

(Altar bunnies caps sponsored by Elemental - Robbie Frank)

Rob Gordon

Mark Hughes

Clint Crowie

John Winterton

"MR SNAKE KILLER" (Sponsor: Colvic - Vic Hall)

VARRIE'S HALLELUJAH (Sponsor: Varrie Family) R200

VICTOR FORTUNE EAGLE (Sponsor: Alan and Dudley Meredith)

WUNUNDER (Sponsor: Polla de Jongh)

TWO UNDER ON PAR 5'S (Sponsor: Dynamic Batteries - Derick Lindsay)

Raju kika 17 Points 13 Hcp

Johan Coetzee

Wesley Kruger

Not Won

Not Won

SHORT HOLE AGGREGATE R 100

Not Won

NEAREST PIN FOR 3 ON PAR 5 (Sponsor: Tsheba Construction - Danny) John Moolman

HLB BARNETT AND CHOWN NEAREST THE PIN (Sponsor: Peter Chown) 3 J. Gumede

12 B. Price

8 G. Glass 15 K. Roache

TRIFECTA POOL Monthly Value (R575) TOTAL (R1155

Not Won

EBOTSE GOLF CLUB VOUCHER (Sponsor: Ebotse Links - Vic Langkilde) Warren Brits

THE GOLFERS CLUB ATTENDANCE DRAW (Sponsored by THE GOLFER’S CLUB - Norman Leys)

Grant Gladwin

PW Botha

GLENBRYNTH DRAW: Ray Karshagen, Mark Smith

MONTHLY DRAW: M. Dudley (R1000), R. Hunter (R500), C. Dollery (R250)


Handicap and Match

Secretary’s Report

BENONI COUNTRY CLUB 2

December 2017

WOW ... time has flown … It is unbelievable that a whole

year has come and gone, and that we have played the

final game for the year! Usually we have a morning field

as well as a whole afternoon field, but with the numbers

being down, we hosted the afternoon field only.

My thanks go to the ladies who help at the tables,

Lindsay, Cathy and Cheryl, thank you so much for giving

of your time during the year. I truly don’t know how I would manage without you all,

early mornings, long days and late nights are never too much to ask, and I thank you

from the bottom of my heart for all the assistance. We are blessed to have you all with

us!

I wish each and every Nomad a very happy holiday season, and a blessed Christmas.

Travel safely wherever you may be and enjoy special family time!

See you all in 2018!

The break-down of the field of

~118 players was as follows:

NOMADS 102

VISITING NOMADS 9

VISITORS 5

PROSPECTIVE 2

The day’s average was 27.4 points.

Handicap adjustments:

CUT 14

NO CHANGE 31

GAIN 57

Division Average: A 26.7 B 26.1 C 28.3

1st. - Stuart Anderson

3rd. - Hennie Lombaard

5th. - Neville Kimber

7th. - Matthew Currin

7th. - Kika Rajendra

10th. - Charles Eastwood

10th. - Paul Richardson

18th. - Vic Hall

Birthdays

Congratulations Guys!

In December

19th. - Warren Mitchell

22nd. - Stuart Riley

23rd. - Ray Booth

25th. - Brian Mutch

28th, - Jack Herzfield

30th. - Tiaan Crous

31st. - Tony Halgreen


EASTERNS NOMADS

GOLD CUP 2017


EASTERNS NOMADS

GOLD CUP 2017


2017

GARY PLAYER CONSOLATION PLATE

WINNERS

Warren Brits & Raymond Lindsay

RUNNERS UP

Vaughan Wrighton & Rob Wrighton

GARY PLAYER KNOCKOUT TROPHY

WINNERS

Eric Fisher & Peter Chown

RUNNERS UP

Brett Skinner & Peter Retief

IMPERIAL MFC

WINNER

Mike Fick

RUNNERS UP

Richard Hunter

THIRD

Dirck Wayber

TEMPEST KNOCK OUT

POOL 1

Joe Gumede

POOL 2

Vic Hall

POOL 3

Peter Bailey

POOL 9

Mike Fick

JOHN HANDLEY TROPHY

DIVISION A DIVISION B DIVISION C

EASTERNS NOMADS

GOLD CUP 2017

WINNERS:

RUNNERS UP

THIRDS:

OVERALL WINNER

WINNERS:

RUNNERS UP:

THIRD:

OVERALL WINNER

WINNERS:

RUNNERS UP

THIRDS:

OVERALL WINNER

Craig Webster Richard Hunter Len Sanders

Dirck Wayber Neill Malherbe Raju Kika

Stephen Malherbe Awie Schutte Ray Leppan

Len Sanders

ANDREW MENTIS TROPHY

DIVISION A

DIVISION B

DIVISION C

Dirck Wayber Richard Hunter Len Sanders

Stephen Malherbe Vic Hall Brad Schoeman

Mike Fick Neill Malherbe Mike Swemmer

Richard Hunter

RHODESIAN ECLECTIC TROPHY

DIVISION A DIVISION DIVISION B C

Hunter Mike Fick Richard Len Sanders

Dirck Wyber Eric Fisher Matt Dudley

Stephen Malherbe Raju kika Brad Schoeman

Mike Fick

GOLD CUP TROPHY

DIVISION A DIVISION B DIVISION C

WINNERS

Greg Mervitz Les Matthews Len Sanders

WINNER

Vic Hall

OVER FIFTY FIVES TROPHY

RUNNER UP

Carol Nkwinika

WINNER

Grant Gladwin

BEST "MOST GOLF" OF THE YEAR

MOST GOLF

Craig Dollery

AWAY TOURS TROPHY

WINNER

Mike Fick

WINNER

Mike Fick

GOLFER OF THE YEAR

WINNER

Peter Chown

BILL MOSELEY TROPHY

WINNER

WINNER

VISITORS PRIZE

Leon Meyer

STIRRER OF THE YEAR

James Croxford

WINNER

Peter Bailey

NATIONALS GIGOLO OF CHAMPION THE YEAROF CHAMPIONS FOR EASTERNS


1. Two blondes walk into a building --- you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message: 'If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key.'

3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day --- but I couldn't find any.

4. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli --- a strong currant pulled him in.

5. A man recovered in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'

The doctor replied, 'I know, I've cut off your hand

6. I went to a Seafood Disco last week, and pulled a muscle.

7. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire in the craft. It sank, proving once and for all

that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

8.. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.

Police say that he topped himself.

9 Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says, 'I'll give you some cream

to put on that.'

10. 'Doc, I can't stop singing: 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'

Doc says, 'That sounds like the Tom Jones Syndrome. '

'Is it common, doc?'

'Well, it's not unusual.'

11.. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'

'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' and he picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then he

checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'

'What? --- because he's cross-eyed?'

'No, because he's really, really, heavy'

12. Guy goes into the doctor's.. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bottom.'

'How's that?'

'Oh, now, don't you start.'

13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? --- a fsh.

14. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look

great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

15. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family so one of them

must be Chinese. It's either my mum or my Dad --- or my older brother Colin --- or my younger brother

Ho-Cha-Chu --- but I think it's Colin.

16. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The second one replies, 'So are you, you fat

bastard!'

17. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

18. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the

windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'

19 . A man walked into the doctor's, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places'

The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more'

20. Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane

crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect

that number to climb as digging continues into the night.


Les Matthews: Proud Easterns Nomad

www.igotravel.co.za

T: 031 000 1122

T: 011 802 0667

C:084 222 0330


Captain’s Report

POLLAK PARK

I would like to wish you and your family a fantastic

2018. The year got off to a great start with a good

turnout at Pollock Park and for the first time since

May 2017 we had 120 entrants at a monthly game.

It seems as though everyone had been practicing over the December break

with the average score for the day being 31.7 and 4 Nomads achieving the

milestone 40 points and more in some cases.

Another major milestone was also achieved on the day and it was my honor

and privilege to present Robin Wrighton with his 450 game badge, one

award that very few Nomads will receive. WELL DONE Mr Wrighton. It was

great to see Iris - Rob’s wife and long time Easterns MatchSecretary, THANK

YOU for coming to share this achievement with us.

Diarize 4th February which is our annual Andrew Mentis fund raiser golf day

which will be played at Lake Club Benoni.

Good Luck to those representing the defending Champions Easterns, at the

Captains Cup being played against Gauteng on the 10/11 February.

Fickle


DIVISIONAL WINNERS AT

POLLAK PARK GOLF CLUB

A DIVISION – Joe Gumede – 43 points

B DIVISION – Ray Leppan – 39 points

C DIVISION – Basil Wilcox – 38 points (oco)

Errol Civin was best playing

captain on the day

Best playing four


POLLAK PARK

Robin Wrighton 450 games. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Brian, Joe, Ray and Kobus

Richard Hunter in action

Glenbrynth for Colin Viljoen 25year tie for Graham Havenga Nev Sanders and Niki Minaar


THE SNAKE KILLER

POLLAK PARK CLUB

World famous Snake Killer of 2017………

None other than ………

Hissing Hassen

12 Handicap – 22 Points.


Results of POLLAK PARK - JANUARY 2018

Sponsor of the Day: I GO TRAVEL- LES MATTHEWS Day's Average: 31.7

DIVISION WINNERS WINNERS SCORE RUNNERS-UP SCORE

A - LLEW BURGESS TROPHY Joe Gumede 43 Jarrod Williams 42

B - ALAN WILSON TROPHY Ray Leppan 39 Mark Dewey 37

C - SYD RUSSEL TROPHY Basil Wilcox 38 PW Botha 38

CMC BEST OF THE REST: (Sponsor Bob and Linda Hall)

Raymond Lindsay 40

SENIOR MAN OF THE MATCH: (Sponsor: Dynamic Battery Chargers - Derick Lindsay)

Joe Gumede 43

BENNETON DUO: (Sponsor: Errol Civin, Ryan and Jody Schaper)

Craig Dollery Joe Gumede 77

BRANDHOUSE PLAYING CAPTAIN OF THE DAY (Past or Present):

Not Won

TEAM OF 4: PLAYING FOURBALL

WINNERS: 148 RUNNERS-UP: 147

Joe Mukwala

Vic Langkilde

Ray Leppan

Delville Reynolds

Kobus Bredenhann

Jarrod Williams

Brian Rees

Raymond Lindsay

WORST PLAYING 4 BALL: 111

(Altar bunnies caps sponsored by Elemental - Robbie Frank)

Mark Ablett)

Graeme Chown

Graeme Havenga

Ghost

"MR SNAKE KILLER" (Sponsor: Colvic - Vic Hall)

VARRIE'S HALLELUJAH (Sponsor: Varrie Family) R200

VICTOR FORTUNE EAGLE (Sponsor: Alan and Dudley Meredith)

WUNUNDER (Sponsor: Polla de Jongh)

TWO UNDER ON PAR 5'S (Sponsor: Dynamic Batteries - Derick Lindsay)

Michael Hassen 22 Points 12 Hcp

Rob Wrighton

Not Won

Not Won

Kobus Bredenhann

SHORT HOLE AGGREGATE R 100

NOT WON

NEAREST PIN FOR 3 ON PAR 5 (Sponsor: Tsheba Construction - Danny) Kevin Roache

HLB BARNETT AND CHOWN NEAREST THE PIN (Sponsor: Peter Chown) 4 C. Eastwood

13 R. Wrighton

6 C. Viljoen 17 J. Williams

TRIFECTA POOL Monthly Value (R575) TOTAL (R1155

NOT WON

EBOTSE GOLF CLUB VOUCHER (Sponsor: Ebotse Links - Vic Langkilde) Basil Wilcox

THE GOLFERS CLUB ATTENDANCE DRAW (Sponsored by THE GOLFER’S CLUB - Norman Leys)

Jimmy Sales

GLENBRYNTH DRAW: Nicky Minnaar, Neville Sanders

MONTHLY DRAW: G. Goodrich (R1000), W. Roos (R500), D. Hoehler (R250)


Handicap and Match

Secretary’s Report

POLLAK PARK 20 January

2018

We began the New Year with a BANG! What a lovely big

field to start the New Year off!

Let’s hope that this what we have to look forward to

each and every monthly game!

I sorted the game from Melbourne … how amazing is

technology and our fantastic Samson system that

enables us to do this! Everything ran really smoothly on

the day. Thank you to the staff at Pollak Park for going

the extra mile for us!

Congratulations to Rob Wrighton on playing his 450th game! What an amazing

achievement! We wish you many more happy games along the fairways with our

Easterns chaps!

A reminder to please reference your payments correctly, always with your name and

the monthly game or reason for payment. We have a number of no named game

payments as well as for the annual subs!

Looking forward to a great year ahead! See you all at Reading!

The break-down of the field of

~117 players was as follows:

NOMADS 104

VISITING NOMADS 2

VISITORS 7

PROSPECTIVE 4

The day’s average was 31.7 points.

Handicap adjustments:

CUT 42

NO CHANGE 46

GAIN 16

Division Average: A 32.7 B 30.8 C 31.5

3rd - Budgie Shearer

8th. - Marius Kriek

12th. - Graeme Goodrich

13th. - Matthew Dudley

14th. - Fred Steenberg

21st. - Alan Harris

23rd. - Willy Lopes

Birthdays

Congratulations Guys!

In January

24th. - Glen Hartman

25th, - Robin Wrighton

26th. - Fonzy Hawkins

27th, - Clint Crowie

28th. - Arthur Maree

30th. - John Thorne

30th. - Immanuel Banza


THESE REALLY WORK!! I

checked this out on Snopes.! ...

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REM-

EDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF

WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY

GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO

HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE

YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE

FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE

TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT

YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A

FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING

THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.

REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON

TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK

WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLL-

ING OVER AND GOING BACK TO

SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE

SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH,

TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXA-

TIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO

COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN

LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT

DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE

THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE

AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A

HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRI-

CAL PROBLEM.

THOUGHT for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES -

NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING

BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR

FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED

DOWN THE STAIRS.

SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:

NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUM-

STANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND

SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME

NIGHT

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