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Hamilton Grey Power March 2018

The Hamilton Grey Power Magazine is a localised edition of the National Grey Power Magazine, reporting on the policies of the Grey Power Federation, concerns of the elderly and reader interest articles which keep the members informed on issues that directly effect them.

I owe my parents from

I owe my parents from these quotes 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside as I’ve just finished cleaning.” 2. My father taught about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week.” 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why.” 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not coming to the shops with me.” 5. My mother taught me about RELIGION. “You had better pray that stain comes out of the carpet.” 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” 7. My father taught me IRONY. “Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.” 8 My father taught me about OSMOSIS. “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.” 9. My mother taught me about contortionism. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!” 10. My father taught me about STAMINA. “You’ll sit there until all that spinach has gone.” 11. My mother taught me about the WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as though a tornado has gone through it.” 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRACY. “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t Exaggerate.” 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world and I can take you out.” 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. “Stop acting like your father!” 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “there are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you.” 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just you wait until I get your home.” 17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they will get stuck that way.” 18. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. “One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.” – Maree MEMBERSHIP FORM HAMILTON GREY POWER INC, 30 VICTORIA STREET, HAMILTON | EMAIL hamgreypower@outlook.co.nz ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTIONS - SINGLE $20.00 - DOUBLE $30.00 RENEW MEMBERSHIP No .......................................................................... or I AM A NEW MEMBER (tick box) Payment can be made at our office (EFTPOS unavailable), by mail or internet banking – 03 1355 0027733 00. (If a new member, please write 'NEW' as reference on banking site and send us an email advising your address.) SURNAME........................................................................................................................ (Please circle) Mr /Mrs /Ms/Miss FIRST NAME(S)......................................................................................................................................................................... ADDRESS (or NEW ADDRESS).................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................ POST CODE..................................... EMAIL ...........................................................................PHONE..................................... Can you assist the Committee in any way or support our efforts for the benefit of all members? (tick box) 22 Hamilton greypower Magazine | March 2018

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