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Wanted Big Bad Single Dad

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My goal is to get in their heads and wrap them around my finger. It’s not hard, because<br />

most of them are so fucking lonely they’ll fuck a piece of cabbage if it will spread its legs for<br />

them.<br />

Anytime, sweetheart, he writes back.<br />

I heave a hefty sigh and glance out the window of my Manhattan penthouse. The view is<br />

fucking glorious. The city skyline isn’t a view one often forgets to appreciate.<br />

It’s mid-morning by now, but the heavy fog is still dense, as if I were in the fucking<br />

moors of England or some shit.<br />

I guess today isn’t going to be sunshine and blue skies, but that’s okay; my mood is fit for<br />

a king, anyway.<br />

I crack my knuckles and contentedly lean back in my desk chair, thinking of the best way<br />

to hook, line, and sinker this prick.<br />

Are you still there?<br />

The cursor blinks on my screen. I let this guy keep hanging for a few minutes before I<br />

answer.<br />

I’m wherever you need me to be, baby.<br />

There, take that asshole.<br />

I get up to stretch and trudge back to my kitchen, feeling a chill in the air that’s probably<br />

just a reflection of the bleak and dreary sky outside.<br />

Plus, it’s a Monday. Who fucking likes Mondays?<br />

I drum my fingers against the countertop and blow out a puff of air. I need to take this<br />

Mr. <strong>Bad</strong>Boy on. I’m fucking pissed and offended at his sheer audacity to use the same username<br />

as the name of the site.<br />

It’s probably a lapse on the part of my otherwise brilliant HR team. But I don’t want to<br />

bring this to their attention just yet. I want to get a feel for this new guy first.<br />

I stare at my liquor cabinet, thinking I might need to add some refreshment to my coffee<br />

cup if I’m going to up the ante.<br />

It’s going to be a long fucking day.

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