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LMT April 9th 2018

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14 Monday, April 9, 2018 • Last Mountain Times SERVICES DIRECTORY – BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL

Far out, man! Everybody knows Parker Brothers for the Monopoly game. They also made Risk, Clue, Trivial Pursuit, and even the mysterious Ouija board. All of these are living room floor or kitchen table classics. What Parker Brothers didn’t do, however, was create vehicles like the modern Tumbler Batmobile, a fleet of crazy futuristic cars and motorcycles, and even the Mars Rover. Those projects are all a little out of reach of a simple board game manufacturer, so Parker Brothers Concepts handled it. I don’t think there’s any relation at all past the coincidental name, but both certainly do fun things for a living. Although the Tumbler is my least favourite Batmobile, it’s still crazy cool. It has HUGE rubber all around, and it’s the closest thing to indestructible that Batman has ever had. If the Snowspeeders in Star Wars had a rolling mode, the Tumbler would be it. It even splits off into a wild, fat-tire motorcycle. Building a car with an integrated motorcycle might seem like a daunting task to some, but it’s no big deal for Parker Brothers Concepts, as they have also built a small fleet of light cycles like you see in the movie Tron. The Mars Rover, is a vehicle designed to drive on a planet that neither of them will likely ever set foot on. A planet with no re-fuelling, no re-charging, and no roads. No big deal for these guys. With all that under their belts, what’s left? A vehicle for a bunch of hippies and a big talking dog, of course! Nothing pulls on the heart strings of my eight year old inner self like the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo. Not only was it a great cartoon, it also transferred into a couple of pretty decent live action movies decades later. Mystery Inc. were great at solving crimes, right up there with the likes of Columbo, pestering the guilty party throughout the entire show. 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Make sure to think twice before making a decision that could change the right decisions now, and you’ll years I’ve seen tons of feel ready to tackle all kinds of problems. Various situations have had your life and the lives of your loved be vans roundly and rewarded buses 39. Laughing beasts come retirement time. Remember: the future tablish and explain new house rules 41. Stow You’ll need to take the time to es- painted like the Mystery Machine, but you considerably worried for a while, ones. Your generosity will be contagious and you’ll spread joy wher- is built one day at a time. if you wish to one day enjoy some and you’ll be happy to put them behind you. peace and quiet. 44. Mummy’s bed this is the first time I’ve ever seen it ever you go this week. PISCES 46. Passport stamp done to this level of detail. You might Of spontaneously all the pack your PISCES PISCES PISCES bags and set out on a trip with friends. You’ll be more and more worried You won’t mince your words this 47. Pen A few fluids changes to your diet will considerably as much improve your health. On weird builds I’ve focussed If your travels on over wind up the more complicated than expected, especially taking the situation seriously, you’ll saying out loud what others dare the romantic front, a sincere discus- about a minor health problem. By week, and you’ll probably end up 48. Not years, this is one that I when cannot it comes wait to communicating to succeed in obtaining all the care you not speak. You’ll have to get used 49. Bitsion with your partner will keep conflict at bay and steer you toward with your group, don’t sweat it. Let need, and you should be feeling better in no time. complex than your previous one. 50. Drill a greater commitment. to your new phone, as it’s a lot more see roll out of the paint go, booth. and enjoy the ride. 51. Hot brew 53. Buck’s mate Have a question or comment for Kelly? 54. Hound Email it to: inbox@lastmountaintimes.ca and we’ll print Kelly’s response in an upcoming issue A mooving story sudoku We responded to a call yesterday (March 28th) for assistance with a mad (ie: upset) cow that escaped the vet and didn’t want to return. The cow apparently just wanted to go home, and so headed down 3rd Ave then crossed Main Street at 4th Ave and kept heading west until she got out of town and back home. We blocked side streets and the owner and a grader operator paced her and kept her ‘moooooving’ west, but the cow seemed to know where it was going and walked safely home to the farm. - Sgt. Jeffrey Friedenstab, RCMP Watrous ANSWER KEY IS ON CLASSIFIEDS PAGE.