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CAT GOT YOUR EYEBALLS?

CAT GOT YOUR EYEBALLS? By B. Diehl Well, I moved into the apartment. The one you picked out for us. The one I said I hated because the old man with dementia across the hall makes me too sad. Because the bathroom is straight out of a Charles Bukowski book –– rust on the sink, toilet, and tub. Because of the tiny ants in the kitchen. Because the Phillipsburg shit plant is so close by –– and on really hot days, the entire complex will definitely smell of sewage. Because the view from the balcony can’t possibly go well with morning coffee. All you can see is a junkyard and some abandoned building that used to be a daycare before it got shut down on account of the owner being a pedophile. I’m not sure why I moved into this place. Maybe I’m living out a fantasy. I look at the nicotine-stained rug next to the bed, and I can almost see your tiny size-5 sneakers waiting for your feet. I can almost see your scattered hair ties –– and your glasses on the nightstand, next to your Lorrie Moore books. But delusions are not healthy.

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