Easterns Nomads Monthly Magazine - Kempton Park - April 2018

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KEMPTON PARK GOLF CLUB—APRIL 2018

300 Games for David Hoehler

Congratulations !!!

www.easternsnomads.co.za


Sponsor of the Day

GAVIN ADAMS

MANAGING DIRECTOR

011 997 2700


Captains Report

Kempton Park Golf Club

Kempton Park Report

Congratulations to David Hoehler who played his 300 th monthly game, a remarkable

achievement considering that he has played 300 out of a possible

302 in the 25 odd years he has been a member – Thanks Dave for also supplying

us all with a Stella Artois after the game at Kempton to celebrate this milestone

as well as your hole in one achieved at the national tournament in

March.

As this is my last monthly report I would like to take this opportunity to Thank

all the clubs and their members who have so willingly accommodated us during

this past year, as well as our ladies who do such wonderful work and give up

their valuable time to ensure that our day is organized. Finally to all Easterns

members for their support and cooperation together with the 2017/8 committee

for all their hard work and dedication.

On behalf of all Easterns Nomads I would like to wish Mark Ablett and the

2018/19 committee who have now taken over the running of the club the very

best for this coming year.

Please do not forget to enter the May game at BCC which is also our 40 th Anniversary

celebration.

Fickle


We wish to Thank our National Sponsors


Malcolm Sheppard

Director

011 856 5300


Divisional Winners At Kempton Park Golf Club

A Division Winner—Llew Burges Trophy

Craig Dollery—38 Points ( 2nd from left )

B Division Winner—Alan Wilson Trophy

Anthony Scribante—39 Points ( far left )

C Division Winner—Sys Russel Trophy

Mike Hannie—36 Points ( 2nd from right )


Divisional Winners At Kempton Park Golf Club

Runners Up

A Division Runner Up —Ian Holness ( far left )

36 Points

B Division Runner Up —Dirck Wayber ( 2nd from left )

37 Points

C Division Runner Up—Hector King ( 2nd from right )

36 Points


Kempton Park Golf Club

Scott Skinner—CMC Best of the Rest

(Sponsor BOB AND LYNDA HALL)

Craig Dollery —Senior Man of the Match

(Sponsor: Dynamic Battery Chargers -

Derick Lindsay)

BENNETON DUO - Mark Dewey ( left )

and Hector King ( middle )

(Sponsor: Benneton - Errol Civin, Ryan

and Jody Schaper)

Anthony Scribante

PLAYING CAPTAIN OF THE DAY

(PAST OR PRESENT)


Kempton Park Golf Club

TEAM OF 4: PLAYING FOURBALL WINNERS—137 POINTS

Tony Halse ; Jacques Vos ; Mike Hannie ; Neville Sanders

TEAM OF 4: PLAYING FOURBALL RUNNERS UP—136 POINTS

Fonz Hawkins ; Craig Dollery ; Mark Dewey ; Hector King


Kempton Park Golf Club

WORST PLAYING 4 BALL

(Altar bunnies caps sponsored by Elemental - Robbie Frank)

Vic Hall ; Bob Hall ; Jimmy Sales ; Stuart Solomon

HLB BARNETT AND CHOWN NEAREST THE PIN (Sponsor: Peter Chown)

Wicus Nel ; Delville Reynolds ; Graham Chown ; Corrie De Klerk


Reading CC

Duff of of the month Month :: Brad Schoeman—white

shoes at at prize giving giving …. 20 …. bucks That’s please 20 bucks ….

please


Kempton Park Golf Club

The Snake Killer

World famous Snake Killer of 2018

None other than ….

Tony “Hisstopher” Halgreen

20 points off 13 Handicap


Kempton Park Golf Club

Stella Artois National Sponsor


Kempton Park Golf Club

Game 300 for David Hoehler


Kempton Park Golf Club

Easterns new Committee for 2018 / 2019


Kempton Park Golf Club

Easterns Captain Mark Ablett handing over 4 Braille Machines to

pupils at Princehof School for the Blind In Pretoria


Reading CC


Kempton Park Golf Club

Mercantile Local Sponsor


Reading CC

We had a disappointing turn out at Kempton Park, with only

103 players. There were so many withdrawals after I put the

initial timesheet out. Obviously there will be the unavoidable

circumstances that you have to withdraw, but when it’s your

wife’s birthday, or a wedding, you do know well in advance of

the games!!!! Please make sure that when you decide to

invite a guest they are committed to the game as well! It is

very unfair on the rest of the guys to play in a 3 ball, or suddenly

be changed into another time slot to sort out the field!

The prize giving saw the changing of the guard.

Well done to Mike Fick on a great year as captain. Thank you

for acknowledging the ladies and spoiling us as you did! It

means a lot to us.

All the best of luck to Mark Ablett and the new team. May

2018 be a successful year for Easterns.

See you all at our special Anniversary game!

The breakdown of the field of 103 players was as follows:

NOMADS 89

VISITING NOMADS 2

VISITORS 7

PROSPECTIVE 5

The day’s average was 29.3 points

Handicap Adjustments

CUT 20

NO CHANGE 39

GAIN 30

DIVISION AVERAGE A 29.4 B 28.5 C 30.2


Reading CC

Subject: The Golf Book

I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to

spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I

have gained through my 30+ years of golfing experience.

Highlights include:

Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter 4) When to Give the Curator the Finger

Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 09:00

Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee

Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY

A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

A Cuban - needs one more revolution

An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

A Kate Moss - bit thin

A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

A Brazilian - Just shaved the hole

A Rodney King - overclubbed

An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

An Elephant's arse - high and shitty

A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good

A Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn't be

I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don't miss out!

Please pass this information to anyone who you feel may benefit from my expertise.


Reading CC

Kempton Park Golf Club

Membership Report


Results of Kempton Park Golf Club—APRIL 2018

Reading CC

Sponsor of the Day—ISCAR—Gavin Adams DAY’S AVG 29.3

DIVISION WINNERS WINNERS SCORE RUNNERS-UP SCORE

A. LLEW BURGESS TROPHY Craig Dollery 38 Ian Holness 36

B. ALAN WILSON TROPHY Anthony Scribante 39 Dirck Wayber 37

C. SYD RUSSELL TROPHY Mike Hannie 36 Hector King 36

CMC BEST OF THE REST ( SPONSOR BOB AND LYNDA HALL )

Scott Skinner

36 OCO

SENIOR MAN OF THE MATCH ( SPONSOR DYNAMIC BATTERY CHARGERS—DERICK LINDSAY

Craig Dollery 38

BENNETON DUO ( SPONSOR BENNETON—ERROL CIVIN, RYAN AND JODY SCHAPER )

Hector King Mark Dewey 69

BRANDHOUSE PLAYING CAPTAIN OF THE DAY (PAST OR PRESENT)

Anthony Scribante 39

TEAM OF 4 : PLAYING FOURBALL

WINNERS 137 RUNNERS UP 136

Tony Halse

Fonz Hawkins

Jacques Vos

Craig Dollery

Mike Hannie

Mark Dewey

Neville Sanders

Hector King

WORST PLAYING 4 BALL 104

( ALTAR BUNNIES CAPS SPONSORED BY ELEMENTAL—ROBBIE FRANK )

Jimmy Sales

Vic Hall

Bob Hall

Stuart Solomon

MR SNAKE KILLER (SPONSOR : COLVIC—VIC HALL )

Tony Halgreen 20 Points 13 HCP

VARRIES’S HALLELUJAH (SPONSOR : VARRIE FAMILY) R200

Courtney Bam

VICTOR FORTUNE EAGLE (SPONSOR : ALAN AND DUDLEY MEREDITH)

NOT WON

WUNUNDER (SPONSOR : POLLA DE JONGH )

NOT WON

TWO UNDER ON PAR 5’S ( SPONSOR : CLYDESDALE ENGINEERING—ROB GORDON ) NOT WON

NEAREST PIN FOR LEAST ON PAR 5 ( SPONSOR : TSHEBA CONSTRUCTION—DANNY ) Anthony Scribante

HLB BARNETT AND CHOWN NEAREST THE PIN ( SPONSOR : PETER CHOWN )

5 Wicus Nel 11 Graeme Chown

9 Delville Reynolds 17 Corrie De Klerk

TRIFECTA POOL Monthly Value R 475 ; Pool R 2185 ; Total R 2660

Colin Viljoen

MONTHLY DRAW Stuart Anderson R 1000

Mark Ablett R 500

Struan King R 250

EBOTSE GOLF CLUB VOUCHER (SPONSOR : EBOTSE LINKS—VIC LANGKILDE ) Rob Gordon

GLENBRYNTH DRAW

Johan Beytell

Peter Chown


Reading CC

Current Competition Standings

2018 Imperial MFC Challenge standings for Easterns : Jan 2018 to Dec 2018

# Surname Name Rounds Calc Ave H/cap Points Ave Pts

1 WILLIAMS Jarrod 4 4 5.25 132 33.00

2 SKINNER Brett 4 4 17.75 128 32.00

3 MALHERBE Neill 4 4 11.50 127 31.75

4 ADAMS Gavin 4 4 19.25 127 31.75

5 ALGAR Brian 4 4 2.75 126 31.50

6 DE KLERK Bertus 4 4 6.75 125 31.25

7 HOEHLER David 4 4 14.25 124 31.00

8 STRYDOM Mark 4 4 23.50 123 30.75

9 WAYBER Dirck 4 4 10.50 122 30.50

10 DUDLEY Matthew 4 4 17.00 121 30.25

11 DOLLERY Craig 4 4 6.25 120 30.00

12 MUKWALA Joe 4 4 5.25 119 29.75

13 BOTHA PW 4 4 20.25 119 29.75

14 FICK Mike 4 4 3.00 118 29.50

15 KING Hector 4 4 17.75 118 29.50

16 SWEMMER Mike 4 4 23.50 118 29.50

17 LINDSAY Derick 4 4 14.00 117 29.25

18 SCRIBANTE Anthony 4 4 11.50 116 29.00

19 HALSE Tony 4 4 10.75 115 28.75

20 SMITH Mark 4 4 13.25 115 28.75


Kempton Park Golf Club

Europcar National Sponsor


Kempton Park Golf Club

Mercedes-Benz National Sponsor

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