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WHYLD ASS<br />
Vegan Delights - By Sloane Burwell<br />
About a year ago, a new vendor appeared at the Uptown Farmers Market. I had<br />
no idea what they were selling, but when I saw their banner in my early morning,<br />
pre-caffeinated haze, my brain read their name as Wyld Stallyns, the intergalactic<br />
band made famous in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Alas, no Keanu Reeves or<br />
air guitars were to be found in their charming booth: instead, it was an outpost of<br />
the Flagstaff vegan restaurant WHyld Ass. Since then, their stand has regularly<br />
stocked some of their greatest hits, including what have become two staples in<br />
my kitchen – carrot habanero hot sauce and sprouted grainy mustard.<br />
They’ve recently expanded their vegan empire to include another brick-and-mortar<br />
location, nestled into a tiny spot just south of Camelback on 7th Street. WHyld<br />
Ass (I will never tire of saying their name) seeks to serve tasty food with a focus<br />
on health, without pretension or faux meat analogues. You won’t find any Impossible<br />
Burgers; no faux wings anywhere in sight. What you will find is very affordable,<br />
flavorful and healthy plant-based food, served with a touch of sass.<br />
WHyld Ass packs about 10 tiny tables inside a cheery, well-lit box. Outside, you’ll<br />
find space for maybe another six people. This means it’s pretty easy to make a<br />
friend or at least overhear some interesting conversations around you. The pastry<br />
case always sports a couple of berry cobblers, their exceptional banana bread and<br />
my favorite – the Pepita Chocolate Brownie ($3.50). About the size of a dollar bill,<br />
this brownie is light, moist and pretty close to a cake. Whole pepitas are stirred in<br />
and scattered on the top. It’s incredibly tasty, and in a blind taste test, I wouldn’t<br />
have known this was vegan. I adored my huge slice of Maple Cinnamon Cake<br />
($3.75), an explosion of fall flavors that I can’t wait to taste again. Expect a rotating<br />
selection of baked goods, with a nod toward the seasons.<br />
Everyone is served chlorophyll water in lieu of tap or filtered water. Each visit,<br />
the mix was a bit different. On my first visit, it was so light that it made the glass<br />
appear slightly green. I preferred this version, since the taste was more umamilike.<br />
On my last visit, it was nearly the color of lime Kool-Aid. Still interestingly<br />
flavored, this version had a taste that was distinctly grassy. Not bad, but not my<br />
favorite. Evidently, chlorophyll is a powerful antioxidant.<br />
On a chalkboard, you’ll find the current flavors of kombucha listed. I absolutely<br />
adored the Watermelon ($3.50/small), which tastes like liquid Jolly Rancher, but<br />
slightly less sweet. For an extra 35 cents, go for the jalapeño upcharge. It cuts the<br />
sweet and is an interesting counterbalance.<br />
Breakfast is a treat. Maybe one day I’ll try a coffee smoothie, but instead I opted<br />
for the Spicy Stabilizer ($6.50), a kicky mix of celery, cucumber, lemon and cayenne.<br />
Once their espresso machine is up, expect a litany of coffee drinks, but<br />
today drip coffee will suffice. I absolutely adored the Stuffed French Toast ($12):<br />
two slices of gluten-free bread loaded with Danish cashew cheese and smothered<br />
in berry compote. The sweet potato hash served alongside is crispy perfection,<br />
made even more perfect when dunked in a dollop of their house-made sprouted<br />
grainy mustard. Fair warning – this condiment packs a punch!<br />
Everyone loved the Biscuits and Gravy ($8.50). A massive rosemary and orange biscuit<br />
is split and covered in black pepper chipotle gravy. It’s warming and hearty, and<br />
the smattering of Southern-inspired kale collard greens on top cuts fat like a knife.<br />
For fun, we ordered the Zucchini Bacon ($3.50). While no one is going to mistake<br />
it for the real thing, it was salty, charming and delicious swirled into the sweet<br />
French toast and savory biscuits and gravy. I’d order it again – probably on their<br />
BLT next time.<br />
Expect their early opening menu to be fluid. This week’s selections were mostly<br />
greatest hits from their Flagstaff location. That will expand as they get their<br />
bearings. However, no matter what is added, I don’t want to miss their Avo Melt<br />
($11.50). A panini is loaded with their potato cheese (is it cheese? I’m not sure, but<br />
it is creamy and enjoyable), fresh avocado and black beans, and grilled until hot and<br />
crispy. The heat does something to the fat in the avocado, so when it’s delivered via<br />
bread, crunchy from the press, it’s just about perfect. The accompanying side salad<br />
is fresh and flavorful, topped with their kicky, herby and refreshing vinaigrette.<br />
I also loved their Farmers Warm Veggie Salad ($11.00). I’m assuming this gets its<br />
name from the seasonal veggies they find in the markets. This time it was carrots,<br />
zucchini, mushrooms, onions and garlic, tossed with that kicky vinaigrette and<br />
served over a large mound of warm quinoa, which covers fistfuls of spring mix salad<br />
greens. It’s literally a plate of healthy goodness. While I wouldn’t call the walnut<br />
parmesan actual cheese, it does lend a salty, savory and creamy component that<br />
lifts the dish. Good for you isn’t always this good.<br />
You’ll find their Superfood Guacamole all over the menu. Our new server wasn’t up<br />
to speed on all the ingredients that made it superfood, but we did detect chia seeds<br />
in the mix, adding a slightly crunchy element. We asked for just a scoop, which was<br />
precisely what we got – served neat, without any scooping mechanism, like chips.<br />
We didn’t miss them. We ate forkfuls of superfood guac until it was super gone. I<br />
love gauc, and this is a good one: minimal cilantro, lots of crunch from onions and<br />
tomato, and loads of lime juice. Superfood? Not sure. Super good? Absolutely.<br />
WHyld Ass clearly has a sense of humor and a mission. They are bringing fresh,<br />
flavorful, plant-based food with a nod toward the environment to central Phoenix.<br />
Printed all over the menu, WHyld Ass proclaims, “Excited to be here!” I believe<br />
them. And with food this tasty, I’m excited too.<br />
WHyld Ass Phoenix<br />
4810 N. 7th St., Phoenix<br />
whyldass.com<br />
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