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5. THE RIGHT SIDE DISH<br />

What to contribute when you’re not hosting.<br />

There’s really nothing worse than turning up with the same dish as someone else,<br />

so get creative in the kitchen and, for arguments sake, hold the sprouts. If you’re<br />

struggling for ideas, keep those with intolerances or dietary preferences in mind.<br />

Vegans usually fall short at large family dinners, succumbing to a plate merely<br />

comprised of vegetables and the few potatoes that haven’t been exposed to<br />

duck fat, so make sure you’ve got their backs with a side dish that will satisfy<br />

vegans and non-vegans alike. Mini nut roasts will have everyone at the table<br />

asking for your recipe, so don’t let them know which celebrity chef you imitated<br />

this time. It goes without saying that a side dish picked up from the supermarket<br />

en route simply won’t do.<br />

6. SECRET SANTA ADVICE<br />

They don’t want the bath set you got in your stocking last year.<br />

Christmas is all about giving, we know, but we don’t think there’s any<br />

reason you can’t benefit from a secret Santa gift. Perhaps give the gift<br />

of a cocktail or sushi making kit. The new-found cocktail enthusiast<br />

will surely need a taste tester, and you’ll be the first volunteer, with<br />

one hand waving in the air, the other clutching a mojito glass that’s<br />

oh-so-ready to be filled to the brim.<br />

It’s important for us to mention budgets. If your secret Santa<br />

budget is set to $15 then stick to it. That $100 perfume will only<br />

induce gifting guilt and there’s nothing festive about that.<br />

7. THE CHRISTMAS MORNING GET-UP<br />

What do you mean you didn’t get new pyjamas in your stocking?<br />

On Christmas morning, comfort is a priority. In a scenario of over<br />

eating and over drinking, an elasticated waistband is only ever seen as<br />

a good thing. But alas, carol singers or long lost relatives may swing<br />

by unexpectedly, so looking well put together is also imperative. Ask<br />

Santa to pick some in a wonderful print or bold colour in order to<br />

keep things fun, young and fresh.<br />

The best part about wearing pyjamas on Christmas morning is<br />

that when you simply can’t converse any longer and you’re filing for<br />

chocolate coin bankruptcy, you can sneak off to bed, without having to<br />

slip into something more comfortable and more spacious.<br />

8. TAMING HUNGRY, UNEXPECTED GUESTS<br />

Cupboard fillers to feed the masses.<br />

No, the half-eaten tray of Tim Tams really won’t suffice. During the festive season,<br />

you never know who’s going to pop in, but chances are they’ll be hungry so have<br />

ammunition at the ready. Macaroons can be picked up cheaply; they keep well and<br />

look most impressive served with either coffee or champagne. Be sure to have a<br />

supply of cold meats, olives, cheeses and crackers; when you hear those guests<br />

trotting up the drive, grab the chopping board and assemble that platter stat.<br />

They’ll welcome a change to the standard mince pie, trust us. If you fail to prepare,<br />

you’d better be willing for them to eat the candy canes off the tree.

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