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March 2019<br />
Deadly Terms Used by Women<br />
By: Bill Caserta / Bill’s Blurbs<br />
Now that we are past the Valentine’s Day<br />
“fluff” permit me to remind all men as to<br />
the “real definitions” from their better half.<br />
FINE: This is the word women use to end an<br />
argument when she knows she is right and you<br />
need to shut up.<br />
NOTHING: Means something and you need to be very worried.<br />
GO AHEAD: Warning! Warning! This is a dare, not permission.<br />
Don’t do it!<br />
THAT’S OKAY: This is when she is thinking long and hard on how and<br />
when you will pay for your mistake – and trust me, you will.<br />
WOW: Don’t be fooled. This is not a compliment. She is expressing<br />
her dismay as to how you can be so stupid.<br />
WHATEVER: The scariest word used by women. It is her way of saying<br />
“screw you.”<br />
*A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him<br />
to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled: “And I hope you die a<br />
long, slow and very painful death!”<br />
He turned around and replied, “So you want me to stay?”<br />
*And Finally: Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping besides<br />
you and feel glad that you are alive?<br />
I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again.<br />
Bill Caserta is the Project Director for The Vegas Voice and<br />
has a very “unique” sense of humor. He welcomes all funny<br />
submissions at: bill@thevegasvoice.net.
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