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THE EDITOR’S PAGE by Linda Green<br />
LIMERICKS<br />
Last summer I went on a tour of southern Ireland<br />
and we stayed in the town of Limerick one night. Our<br />
tour guide challenged us all to try creating a limerick<br />
of our own by the end of the trip, when we would<br />
read them aloud. Mine received a prize (chocolate!).<br />
Limericks are associated with Edward Lear, who<br />
first published this verse form in his book A Book of<br />
Nonsense in the year 1846. Later, this form became<br />
popular and many poets tried their hands at this form<br />
of poetry. Here are a few examples of limericks:<br />
There was an old man with a beard,<br />
Who said, “It is just as I feared!<br />
Two owls and a hen,<br />
Four larks and a wren,<br />
Have all built their nests in my beard!”<br />
by Edward Lear<br />
There was a <strong>small</strong> boy of Quebec<br />
Who was buried in snow to his neck<br />
When they said, “Are you friz?”<br />
He replied, “Yes, I is —<br />
But we don’t call this cold in Quebec.”<br />
by Rudyard Kipling<br />
There was a young lady called Harris<br />
That nothing could ever embarrass<br />
Till the bath salts, one day<br />
In the tub where she lay<br />
Turned out to be Plaster of Paris.<br />
by Ogden Nash<br />
There was a young lady of station<br />
“I love man” was her sole exclamation;<br />
But when men cried: “You flatter,”<br />
She replied, “Oh! No matter,<br />
Isle of Man is the true explanation.”<br />
by Lewis Carroll<br />
An Irish Limerick<br />
There once was a fiddler named Gerry<br />
Whose tunes made everyone merry.<br />
They drank lots of ale,<br />
The dark and the pale,<br />
When he played in the taverns of Kerry.<br />
by Linda Green<br />
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